Entertainment: The path of superstars from yearning

“Because everyone knows that cross talk is one of the traditional cultures of our country.” Meng Feibai said.
Yu Qian: “Yes.”
Meng Feibai: “Then it must be the cultural heritage in the end.”
Yu Qian: “That’s right.”
Meng Feibai: “So in order to enrich myself, I also read some books. But, sometimes I feel uncomfortable when I read those books, and my eyes hurt.”Yu Qian patted Meng Feibai and said, “Wait a minute, man, do you feel hot when you read those books? Tell me to refer to it.”
Meng Feibai said, spread his hands and said, “That’s all, Confucius moved around and saw two children arguing about the sun! Why is the sun in the sea and the waning moon! It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and it’s too late to stop and sit in the maple forest!”
“Woo~!” Seeing Meng Feibai driving again, the audience started booing.
Meng Feibai made a disgusted look: “Dross, this is all dross~.”
Yu Qian stood beside him and looked at him, as if I saw what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd.
After a few seconds, he said; “You may not know much about our language.”
Meng Feibai looked innocent: “Why don’t you understand?”
Yu Qian said: “The distinction between verbs and nouns is not very clear.”
Meng Feibai touched his forehead, and said with an embarrassed smile: “Mr. Yu, please forgive me, I am not deeply involved in the world.”
Yu Qian said unhappily, “You are deeply involved in the world.”
“Hahahaha…” The audience laughed again.
Yu Qian: “Old/driver!”
“Ha ha ha ha……”
“Is the old/driver okay?”
“I even learned English hahaha…”
…
Yu Qian said angrily: “Forcing me, who doesn’t like to speak popular words, to say this, you.”
Meng Feibai was stunned for a moment, and asked with a confused face: “Are/you/crazy? This is a cross talk stage, why do you speak English?”
Yu Qian said in a bad mood: “I don’t hesitate to say you, you just said this, oops~!”
Meng Feibai said innocently: “I don’t know much about it.”
Yu Qian was stunned: “I don’t know how you speak so happily?”
Meng Feibai argued: “The books I read are all relatively simple, with pictures.”
“Woo~!”
“Ah~! I’m driving, I’m driving!”
“Take it easy, or it won’t be aired hahaha…”
…
Yu Qian pulled Meng Feibai’s elbow and pretended to ask in a low voice, “Where did you buy that… book with pictures?”
“Hahaha…” These words made the audience laugh again.
Meng Feibai said: “You have more experience than me in buying such books!”
Yu Qian quickly waved his hand and said, “No! I don’t have any such books.”
Meng Feibai said, “Anyway, I just love reading.”
Yu Qian said, “Read some good books!”
Meng Feibai said: “Mr. Yu, you can recommend it.”
Yu Qian said: “There are so many classic subsets of our ancestors, Mozi and Zhuangzi can read the Four Books and Five Classics! Although it has been said for more than two thousand years that some things must be outdated, but the predecessors also have their experience worthy of us. Learn.”
Meng Feibai nodded in agreement: “Why don’t you say that Mr. Yu is a cultural person, and he just speaks differently.”
Yu Qian: “Don’t dare to act, dare not act.”
Meng Feibai: “Well deserved, Mr. Yu really deserves to be a slut…a slut, a slut.”
“Woo~!” The audience booed again.
Yu Qian’s face immediately darkened, and he looked at Meng Feibai resentfully.
Meng Feibai explained with some embarrassment: “A poet, a literary poet.”
Yu Qian said in a bad mood: “Can you think about what you want to say before you say it?”
Meng Feibai waved his hand and said, “That’s what it means, you are knowledgeable.”
Yu Qian: “Don’t dare to do it, there are only a few catties of ink.”
Meng Feibai said: “Of course I usually like to write poems and songs when I’m free at home.”
Yu Qian was surprised: “Oh? Can you still write poetry?”
Meng Fei clasped his hands together and said, “I just wrote a poem yesterday, please correct me.”
Yu Qian: “Well, let’s listen.”
Meng Feibai put on a good pose, and chanted in his mouth: “The old man is talking about being a teenager, sneaking into the night with the wind, flying into the homes of ordinary people…”
Yu Qian: “???”
Audience: “Woo~!”
Meng Feibai: “There is a girl in the Yang family who has just grown up. She is poorly dressed in single clothes. She is angry with her crown and becomes a beauty. Her lips are scorched and her mouth is dry. Compared with the clouds and mists, the small building listens to the wind and rain all night. Only when the girl sighs, Xiao sees the red. Wet places, the children will share the towel.”
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“Wow!!!!” The audience was completely overwhelmed, and began to applaud and scream crazily.
It seems that they are all a group of people who have listened to too much formula cross talk, and have been tortured to death long ago, and only Deyun Pavilion can provide them with a little fun.
Today, Meng Feibai’s high-energy operation is worth their fare.
After coming down from the stage, Meng Feibai’s forehead was covered with sweat.
“Huh! I’m so nervous, it’s finally over!” Meng Feibai came backstage and said.
Lao Guo patted him on the shoulder and said, “Go sit down and rest, you are a guest, we can’t take care of you if something goes wrong.”
Meng Feibai returned to the auditorium and sat next to Li Kui.
“You can! The speed is so fast.” Li Kai smiled playfully.
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Meng Fei smiled, leaned on Li Kai’s shoulder and said, “Don’t equate me on stage with me in reality. In reality, I love you.”
Li Kai was stunned for a moment, and said with an innocent face: “I haven’t said anything yet, why do you say such words so thoughtlessly, do you have a ghost in your heart?”
Meng Feibai said: “No, only you, a charming little fairy.”
Li Kai said with disgust on his face: “Hey~! Disgusting. Are you thinkingGhost, can I see your phone? ”
Meng Feibai took out his mobile phone very frankly, handed it to Li Kai and said, “Look, I am frank.”
Li Kai held the phone, but didn’t really turn it on. After thinking for a while, he said, “Forget it, I won’t look at your phone anymore.”
Meng Fei breathed a sigh of relief and put the phone back in his pocket.
Although there is really nothing in this phone, it’s not good for Li Kai to check it out. After all, women are sensitive, and sometimes they may find out about nothing.
“You don’t have two mobile phones, do you?” Li Kai asked suddenly.
Meng Fei was stunned for a moment, and quickly said: “What do I need two mobile phones for? I don’t need them. It’s not so bad to have money!”
Li Kai looked suspicious: “Really? Then why are you nervous?”
Meng Feibai said anxiously: “Who is nervous? I am very relaxed, okay?”
Li Kai couldn’t help laughing and said, “I can’t tell, you’re sweating.”
Meng Feibai hastily wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then chose to remain silent.
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
ps: I didn’t expect cross talk to be able to cover three chapters.