“Mr. Wang, come, let’s talk.” Meng Fei walked towards Wang Zhengyu with a smile on his face, heaving bricks in his hand.
Wang Zhengyu said in a trembling voice, “Speak well and put down the brick.”
Meng Feibai said to Wang Zhengyu: “Come on, let us calculate our ingredients for tonight.”
Wang Zhengyu looked at it and said, “Fifty bundles of bananas.”
“Fifty bundles?” Meng FeiWithout further ado, Bai picked up the bricks and chased Wang Zheng and half of the yard.
“Hahahaha…” Everyone laughed when they saw the two people chasing after each other.
Finally, Wang Zhengyu was forced to a corner, looked at the bricks in Meng Feibai’s hands, and carefully lowered the bananas from fifty bundles to twenty bundles.
“Twenty bundles? How much is one bundle?” Guo Qilin asked.
Meng Feibai looked at him: “A bundle is a little taller than you.”
“A little taller than me?” Guo Qilin turned pale with shock.
Everyone’s jaws dropped in shock.
“Okay, stop the ink, let’s go!” Meng Feibai said.
Originally, the program team said that as long as you pick a coconut, you can get rid of the bananas, but if you really get rid of the bananas, the program team has nothing to film, so the coconut picking project was cancelled, probably in the last episode Take it out and try it, it’s a hole to fill.
And in order not to make the plot appear blunt, Meng Feibai didn’t mention the matter of picking coconuts, so let this matter be temporarily forgotten.
well! Now really, it takes a lot of brains to record a variety show.
Everyone came to the banana grove, and after going through a complicated process, they finally cut off a bunch of bananas.
Meng Feibai stepped forward very confidently, ready to carry the bundle of bananas back by himself.
As soon as I exerted force on my hand, the banana didn’t move at all.
He quietly looked around, but luckily no one noticed him.
“Guo Qilin, let’s move one first.” Meng Feibai said nonchalantly.
Guo Qilin immediately walked over, “Okay, come on!”
“Hey!” This time the two of them worked hard together, but the bunch of bananas still remained motionless.
“Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…19…” Both of them couldn’t help but squatted on the ground and laughed.
Guo Qilin smiled wryly and said, “Master Uncle, is it because our posture is wrong or is it really wrong?”
Meng Feibai quickly said: “The posture is wrong, the posture is wrong, how can a man say no?”
“Hahaha…” Everyone around looked at the two of them and burst into laughter.
Meng Feibai stood up and said to the cameraman next to him, “Cut it, cut it out, don’t broadcast this part at that time.”
The cameraman nodded.
Meng Feibai and Guo Qilin bent down again.
He Jiong said abruptly at this time: “Not only will they not delete it, but they will also replay the scene just now and turn it into a ghost.”
“Pfft ha ha ha…” I was about to use my strength, but I lost my strength after a smile.
Guo Qilin smiled wryly and said: “Don’t laugh, it’s okay, you can’t lift it even more when you smile, it’s already heavy.”
Meng Feibai: “Hahahaha…”
Guo Qilin: “Yes, I can’t take it anymore.”
“Hahahaha…” Meng Fei’s devilish laughter began to echo in everyone’s ears.
He Jiong shouted impatiently: “Oh! I’m so bored!”
Meng Feibai: “Hahahaha…”
“Ha ha ha ha…….”
“Ha ha ha ha……”
. . . . . .
After laughing for about five minutes, Meng Feibai and Guo Qilin regained their strength and sat on the ground panting.
He Jiong smiled helplessly: “It’s over, the two haven’t moved yet, so I’m tired of laughing.”
Sha Yi said: “Why don’t we let the two younger sisters carry the small one, and let us fight the big one.”
Meng Feibai nodded: “Okay!”
The two little girls started to prepare for the activities, making it look like a sports meeting.
Meng Feibai squeezed Zhang Zifeng’s shoulders and said, “It’s okay, don’t be nervous, just perform normally.”
“Normal performance!!!” He Jiong couldn’t help laughing, it was really like a sports event.
“Don’t laugh!” Just as the two little girls lifted up the banana with difficulty, Meng Feibai suddenly said something.
“Haha…” The two of them couldn’t help laughing twice, but they immediately held back.
He Jiong smiled and slapped Meng Feibai: “It’s so annoying.”
. . . . . .
Another bundle was sawn off, and Tao Hong and Zhou Xun moved it back together.
“Dalin, do you want to try it?” Peng Yuchang said from the tree.
Guo Qilin eagerly said, “Okay, I’ll try.”
As he spoke, he stepped on the ladder to climb the tree, took the rope and began to tie the bananas.



“Would you know it? No change!” Meng Feibai waited for five minutes, only to find that Guo Qilin was still tying the rope.
Guo Qilin quickly said: “Wait a minute, right away, wait a moment…”
Meng Feibai looked at Guo Qilin and complained helplessly: “Guo Qilin, it’s not suitable for this kind of pastoral program, he is suitable for being in the cloud. The air-conditioned studio with lip service is the most suitable for him.”
Guo Qilin didn’t dare to refute, so he could only smile wryly.
Meng Feibai: “I can’t cook pottery, I can’t tie bananas, I can’t cook, you say this…”
“Okay, it’s tied!” Guo Qilin said suddenly.
Meng Feibai was stunned: “Ah? Are you tied up?”
“Ah!” Sighed, and before he had finished complaining, Guo Qilin was tied up.
I saw Guo Qilin start to use a saw to saw the branches of bananas.
Boom~!
With a muffled sound, a whole bunch of bananas fell heavily on the ground, raising a cloud of dust.
And the rope he tied was still tied to a banana leaf.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and the scene fell into silence.
“Hahahaha…” Meng Feibai was the first to break the silence and let out a devilish laugh.
The other side is still struggling to moveThe banana girls looked back, but because they were far away, they couldn’t see what happened.
“Hahahaha…” The others couldn’t help laughing too.
Only Guo Qilin was still on the tree, so embarrassed that he was at a loss.
“I’ll cut another one.” After a while, Guo Qilin said unconvinced.
Meng Feibai said: “If you don’t mind it, you can saw it directly, and we will connect it for you underneath.”
“Hahaha…” Guo Qilin was speechless.
Meng Feibai really walked under the banana and held it up.
“Are you serious?” Guo Qilin was startled.
Meng Feibai said: “Okay, that’s it, you saw.”
Guo Qilin said with a guilty conscience: “I’m afraid I’ll hit you and go back and my dad will beat me up.”
Peng Yuchang also came over to support the bananas, and Guo Qilin began to saw the branches.
“Ah~!” The moment the banana was cut off, the banana fell, and Meng Feibai supported the banana with his hand and slowly fell onto his shoulder.
“Huh~! It’s not bad, it can be lifted.” Meng Feibai said with some difficulty.
He Jiong asked in shock, “Can you do it by yourself?”
Meng Feibai nodded and said, “I can do it alone.”
Then slowly put a bunch of bananas on the ground.
At this moment, Zhang Zifeng and Zhang Jingyi came over with their baskets on their backs.
“It’s just right, the two younger sisters can just pick up the scattered bananas, and I’ll carry them back. Then Teacher Sha Yi and Peng Peng will carry another one.” Meng Feibai said.
Zhang Zifeng was a little worried and said, “Can you do it by yourself?”
Meng Feibai said: “You can support me at the back!”
Zhang Zifeng nodded: “No problem.”
Meng Feibai directly picked up a bundle, and Zhang Zifeng gently supported him from behind.
“If you can’t hold on, let it go!” Zhang Zifeng urged from behind.
Meng Feibai: “Got it!”
Then the two walked unsteadily towards the mushroom house. The bananas were indeed heavy. This bundle was at least sixty to seventy catties. It was difficult for Meng Feibai to walk in a straight line while carrying it.
“I am upside down and upside down, like a wave, laughing at all kinds of grievances…” Meng Feibai sang a song while carrying it crookedly.
Zhang Zifeng couldn’t help laughing and said, “Why do you still have the strength to sing?”
“Wait a minute, I’ll take a rest later!” After walking halfway, Meng Feibai finally ran out of energy.
Singing while walking was really exhausting, and Meng Feibai slumped down on the side of the road.
“Hahahaha…” Zhang Zifeng squatted in front of Meng Feibai, with a smile on his face that couldn’t be concealed.
Meng Feibai gasped and said, “Oh! Miscalculation! This thing can’t be carried by one person.”
Zhang Zifeng smiled and said, “Do you want a bottle of milk? I’ll get it for you.”
Meng Feibai nodded and said, “Okay, bring me a can.”
Zhang Zifeng ran back to the mushroom house and brought Meng Fei a can of milk for nothing.
After drinking the milk, Meng Feibai felt much better and revived with full blood.
“Okay, let’s go!” As he spoke, he picked up the banana again and walked like flying.
This time, Meng Fei has learned to be smart. He resolutely refrained from talking along the way, and never wasted any extra energy.
“Oh, yes! You carried it back alone?” Huang Lei was a little surprised when he saw Meng Feibai carrying bananas in.
Meng Feibai put it down and said, “No, I’m with my sister.”
Zhang Zifeng quickly waved his hand: “I didn’t, I just helped to support it.”
Meng Feibai sighed and said, “Hey, Zifeng is also very strong. He carried a basket of bananas by himself and supported me behind him.”
. . . . . .
“Wow, Fei Bai, how did you carry it back alone?” After He Jiong and others carried it back, they looked at Meng Feibai and exclaimed.
Meng Feibai said helplessly: “No, I also regret it, didn’t you see me before, I was paralyzed on the road.”
He Jiong gasped and said, “This is the most tiring time of the four seasons.”
Guo Qilin was shocked and said, “Just let me catch up?”
Meng Feibai: “It really made you catch up.”
After saying this, Meng Feibai walked out of the mushroom house.
“Let me do it!” Meng Feibai walked up to Zhang Jingyi who was still struggling forward and said.
Zhang Jingyi quickly said: “It’s okay, brother, I can do it.”
Meng Feibai said: “I’ll come, you go wash your hands and drink some water.”
Seeing that the banana in her hand was already in Meng Feibai’s hands, Zhang Jingyi said, “Thank you, brother.”
Back at the mushroom house, everyone was paralyzed. They only moved five bundles of bananas, and there were fifteen bundles left.
“How about we…” Peng Yuchang said, looking at the bananas on the ground.
Meng Feibai glanced at him and said, “Let’s pick coconuts! If we go on like this, there will be no one left.”
“Take a break!”
Everyone was resting in the yard. They were all tired after this trip.
“Xun’er, may I bring the recliner over for you?” He Jiong asked.
Zhou Xun put on his sunglasses and said, “No need.”
He Jiong: “Are you comfortable like this?”
Zhou Xun said, “I think I’m so handsome!”
Meng Feibai said: “Brother Xun, do you know what is the best thing to put next to you?”
Zhou Xun asked suspiciously, “What?”
Meng Feibai said: “The walkie-talkie is just like the director, this one is not OK, try again.”
Zhou Xun learned in a decent way: “Brother Dao, move that one, that’s right!”
Tao Hong pointed to the front and said, “That one won’t work, replace him.”
“Producer!” Meng Fei laughed.
He Jiong looked at Guo Qilin and said, “Then who is sitting directly opposite the director and staring at the director?”
GuoQi Lin said: “The record!”
“Hahahaha…” Everyone laughed loudly.
. . . . . .
He Jiong looked at the crowd and asked, “Hey, who among us have worked as directors?”
Meng Feibai said: “Just the three of us, my master, you, and me.”
He Jiong was a little surprised: “The three of us?”
Meng Feibai said: “Yes, my master’s troublesome family, your gardenias are blooming, mine… eh? It looks like my film is better than both of you!”
“Pfft~!” He Jiong took a sip of water just now, and sprayed it out instantly.
Zhou Xun immediately said, “How many movies are there that make money?”
Meng Feibai said, “It’s all earned!”
Zhou Xun said in shock, “Ah? You only earn the Twelve Citizens’ box office?”
Meng Feibai said: “The total investment of the twelve citizens is only about 2 million yuan, and the box office is 500 million yuan.”
“Oh~!” Zhou Xun suddenly realized.
. . . . . .
“How old is Qi Lin this year?” Zhou Xun looked at Guo Qilin and asked.
Guo Qilin said: “I am twenty-four this year.”
Zhou Xun nodded: “Oh~! I was still in college when you were born.”
When talking about university, Guo Qilin feels a little lost. After all, in modern society, he really feels that something is missing without going to university.
“Actually, my academic performance was pretty good when I was in school, but my dad always likes to ask me questions about my soul, just asking me what career I will pursue in the future and whether I have any ideals.
He just wanted to instill in me how good the profession of art is, and of course he mainly wanted to instill in me how good the profession of cross talk is. Of course, after I got on the right track, it was true that this career was very easy. I would perform at night, and then watch Café de Coral especially read letters. ”
Guo Qilin directly turned on the broken mouth mode, and kept talking.
“Anyway, in the end, the most primitive happiness is still in cross talk.”
“Ang~!” Both Zhou Xun and Tao Hong nodded.
Meng Feibai sighed: “From here, we can see how strong Guo Degang’s brainwashing ability is.”
. . . . . .
“Let’s go! Second trip!” He Jiong said.
Everyone packed up and set off again.
“Oli!” Peng Yuchang shouted, cheering for everyone.
Zhang Zifeng asked curiously, “What does Ollie mean?”
Meng Feibai and Guo Qilin blurted out at the same time: “Ollie will give you the old eight’s secret burger.”
“Hahahaha…” After speaking, the two laughed loudly.
But Zhang Zifeng didn’t know what Ollie was, which surprised Meng Feibai.
“Try reading Ollie backwards.” Meng Feibai said.
Zhang Zifeng: “Great… oh~!”
The little girl seemed to have discovered a new world, her eyes were shining brightly. .


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