“Wang Zhengyu, let’s calculate today’s ingredients.” Meng Feibai walked to the back door and said to Wang Zhengyu.
Wang Zhengyu made the calculations and said, “One chicken, two catties of pork ribs, and a total of six hundred sugar canes.”
“How much?” Everyone turned pale with shock.
Meng Feibai looked around: “Where’s my Brick~?”
Wang Zhengyu hurriedly said, “Aren’t you going to counter-offer?-”
Holding the brick, Meng Feibai shook his head and said, “I won’t counter-offer, it doesn’t make sense.”
Wang Zhengyu said: “You should be able to understand the truth of asking for a lot of money and paying back the money on the spot!”
Meng Feibai said: “After the asking price is too high, there is no point in repaying the money.”
Wang Zhengyu quickly said: “Five hundred, five hundred roots, no less.”
Holding the brick, Meng Fei took a few steps closer.
“Don’t, don’t, don’t, four hundred, no less.” Wang Zhengyu was so frightened that he hid at the back of the program group.
Meng Feibai: “Three hundred.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Three hundred is too much.”
Meng Feibai raised the brick in his hand.
Wang Zhengyu quickly said, “Three hundred, deal.”
“Hahahaha…wonderful!” Everyone applauded and shouted.
Huang Lei laughed and said, “Meng Feibai’s negotiation strategy is to hit people with bricks hahahaha….”
. . . . . .
In the end, the camps were divided, Guo Jinfei helped Huang Lei, and He Jiong took care of trivial matters.
Others went to chop sugar cane.
“Can you cut sugar cane?” Wu Xuanyi asked.
Meng Feibai said: “Yes… right!”
“Yes?” Wu Xuanyi had a strange expression on her face.
Meng Feibai said: “I haven’t cut it before, but it seems that they cut it easily.”
The crowd came to dig the sugarcane field, and they were stunned when they saw the towering sugarcane.
“Brother, cut it!” Peng Yuchang said.
Meng Feibai thought for a while and said, “Well… didn’t you chop it up the day before yesterday? How did you do it?”
Peng Yuchang immediately laughed triumphantly, took the sickle and said, “Hmph, it’s my turn to perform.”
I saw him walking in front of a piece of sugar cane with steps that his relatives did not recognize.
Then……
“Brother, I also forgot how to cut it. Teacher Huang instructed me to pull it out the day before yesterday.” Peng Yuchang said awkwardly.
Everyone: “….”
“Oh~! I understand.” Reggain tried to knock down a sugar cane.
Everyone followed his example and began to push down the sugar cane.
“How much?” Meng Fei asked an hour later.
Regain said, “Two hundred… two hundred and eighty-seven.”
Meng Feibai gasped for breath: “That’s pretty fast.”
Reggain nodded: “Yes.”
Meng Feibai glanced aside, couldn’t help laughing and said, “Look at Cheng Xiao.”
I saw Cheng Xiao sitting on the ground resting, his face flushed with exhaustion.
Of course, the most important thing is that her bangs stuck to her scalp on both sides due to sweating.
so……
The hairline is exposed.
“Hahahaha…” Wu Xuanyi was the first to laugh. Although the others laughed too, they all held back.
Cheng Xiao smiled wryly: “I’m not alive anymore.”
Meng Fei smiled and said, “As soon as Cheng Xiao’s hairline is exposed, you will think that she is not wearing a wig properly.”
Cheng Xiao smiled wryly and said, “I’ll have my hair transplanted when I go back. I want a perfect hairline.”
Meng Feibai said: “This is your characteristic. It’s a good thing for someone to remember you because of your hairline. Don’t always think it’s a bad thing.”
Cheng Xiao shook his head again and again: “No, I must push down my hairline. The main reason is that you always talk about my hairline.”
Everyone returned to the mushroom house, and the three girls hurried to take a bath.
Cheng Xiao mainly wanted to cover his hairline, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.
“Look, Zifeng’s hairline is perfect.” Meng Feibai came over, held Zhang Zifeng’s small face, and brushed her hair and said.
Zhang Zifeng smiled shyly.
“Stop mentioning the hairline!” Cheng Xiao said furiously.
. . . . . .
Because Guo Jinfei and Lei Jiayin came, Huang Lei temporarily added a stewed vermicelli with sauerkraut and white meat, pot-packed meat, and a rock sugar elbow.
Then I cooked a few side dishes.
The first three days of this season seem to be eating well.
After everyone took a shower, they gathered around the kitchen to watch Huang Lei cook.
Huang Lei looked at the group of people around him and said, “The regular part of this show is that everyone gathers in the kitchen to watch me cook.”
Meng Feibai said: “Look at the male god!”
Huang Lei quickly said: “No, no, I’m already past that age, you are the male god.”
Meng Feibai said: “Male gods have no age, old male gods are also male gods.”
Huang Lei smiled, then buried his head and continued to look at his pot.
Meng Feibai suddenly thought of something and said, “Hey, I suddenly remembered that tomorrow I still have to find two people with good physical strength to earn tomorrow’s rations.”
Huang Lei nodded: “It makes sense.”
He Jiong said with a smile: “Two guests are invited, and they are required to be over 1.85 meters tall, with six-pack abs, and those who can carry a bunch of bananas by themselves.”
Meng Feibai said: “But this kind of food is too much!”
Huang Lei said: “It’s okay, let them go after finishing the work, no food or shelter.”
Meng Feibai nodded: “Good idea.”
Everyone: “…”
. . . . . .
“Is there wine in the stewed pork noodles?” Peng Yuchang asked.
Huang Lei nodded and said, “Let it go a little bit.”
Zhang Zifeng sniffed it and said, “Your nose is so sharp, you can smell it all.”
Peng Yuchang said while masturbating H, “I belong to the dog.”
Zhang Zifeng was surprised: “Are you really a dog? Then this is the year of your birth!”
Meng Feibai: “Huh?”
Zhang Zifeng asked suspiciously: “Is there something wrong?”
Cheng Xiao said, “What’s wrong?”
“Hahaha…” The others couldn’t help laughing.
Peng Yuchang said helplessly: “I… the year I was twenty-four years old was my birth year, and I am twenty-six years old this year.”
Zhang Zifeng smiled embarrassingly, and quickly changed the subject: “Are you going to be three years old? You’re already old.”
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Peng Yuchang smiled slyly and said, “Sister, think about it carefully. For those under 30 years old, here is one older than me.”
Poof!
Meng Feibai felt that he had been stabbed in the chest, and he was still the one he loved the most.
“My heart feels a little uncomfortable.” Meng Feibai said while clutching his heart.
Zhang Zifeng quickly threw himself into Meng Feibai’s arms and said, “I’m sorry brother, I was wrong, I was wrong.”
Meng Feibai joked: “It’s useless, you have already offended me.”
Zhang Zifeng wanted to laugh but was a little panicked: “I really didn’t mean it.”
Huang Lei looked at Guo and smiled, “Before I knew it, Meng Feibai had also reached middle age.”
Meng Feibai said: “No, according to the regulations of the United Nations, anyone under the age of 40 is considered a youth.”
Guo Jinfei said: “But it can’t cover up the fact that you are about to run to three.”
Meng Fei looked at Guo Jinfei in vain: “Why are you a post-70s kid in front of me? You’re almost half a century old, so why don’t you tell me your age?”
… . . . .
“Hahahaha…” Reggain laughed heartlessly.
Meng Feibai said: “Peng Peng, I’ll give you a one-to-one Iron Man for your birthday this year!”
Peng Yuchang was shocked: “Really?”
Meng Feibai hesitated for a moment: “Uh… what did I just say?”
Peng Yuchang: “…”
Seeing everyone’s playful eyes, Meng Feibai said: “Okay, I will ask Wu Xuanyi to borrow money after your birthday. She…is rich.”
Wu Xuanyi: “ah? ”
Meng Feibai said: “Peng Peng asked you to give him a 1:1 Iron Man model on his birthday.”
Peng Yuchang turned pale with fright, and said in a panic, “I don’t have me, don’t listen to him talking nonsense about Miss Xuan Yi.”
Meng Fei was taken aback for a moment: “Sister?”
Peng Yuchang asked doubtfully, “Isn’t it?”
Meng Feibai said: “Xuanyi is younger than you, right? She’s 95.”
Peng Yuchang scratched his head in embarrassment.
Wu Xuanyi was very angry: “It’s okay, I also like being an older sister.”
Meng Feibai: “Sister!”
Wu Xuanyi said coquettishly, “Mud plays the game.”
He Jiong looked at the two with a smile and said, “Hey, I heard that you two had a blind date, didn’t you?”
Everyone looked at the two in surprise.
Meng Feibai said, “Yes, our family arranged for it.”
Wu Xuanyi complained: “Yes, you blocked me the next day after meeting, scumbag.”
Meng Fei spread his hands in vain, and said helplessly: “Let’s reason, okay? I didn’t do anything to you, so why am I a scumbag? You are insulting my reputation.”
Regain: “Birth?”
Meng Feibai: “Reputation.”
Regain: “Give birth.”
Meng Feibai nodded helplessly: “Forget it, whatever you want!”
Guo Jinfei laughed and said, “Really, molesting Meng Feibai is quite fun.”
Meng Feibai sighed and said: “Guo Jinfei, and Lei Jiayin, you two, don’t let me catch the opportunity, I will hide you two sooner or later.” Towel.


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