“Brother, I need your help with something!” Zhang Xincheng said to Meng Feibai.
Meng Fei nodded bluntly and said, “Say, I’ll help as much as I can.”
Zhang Xincheng said: “That’s right, a girl chased me recently.”
Meng Feibai’s eyes lit up: “It’s a good thing, if it’s suitable, agree to it, and solve the major issues in life as soon as possible.”
Zhang Xincheng: “But I have a girlfriend.”
Meng Feibai muttered: “Oh~! Boy, it’s pretty wild to play!”
Zhang Xincheng smiled bitterly and said, “I mean, can you teach me how to reject her? My girlfriend has been fighting with me recently.”
Meng Feibai thought for a while: “Did you come across green tea?”
Zhang Xincheng was a little anxious: “Ah? Then what should I do?”
Meng Fei smiled and said, “What’s the rush, isn’t green tea just for brewing?”
Zhang Xincheng: “…”
Tan Songyun: “…”
Sister Shuang: “…”
Zhang Xincheng said helplessly, “Brother, I don’t want to eat it!”
Meng Feibai said indifferently: “You can use it to soak your feet!”
Zhang Xincheng: “Ahem, cough, then I think it’s dirty too.”
Meng Feibai sighed, and said helplessly, “All right, all right, what did she tell you?”
Ding dong!
Said that Cao Cao had arrived, and Zhang Xincheng’s WeChat immediately rang.
“I’m really sorry, it’s because of me that you and your sister quarreled!” Zhang Xincheng looked at Weixin and said.
Tan Songyun covered her forehead and sighed, “It smells so strong of tea!”
Zhang Xincheng: “Brother, what should I do?”
Meng Feibai said: “You still know it’s because of you, so why don’t you get out of here?”
Zhang Xincheng was taken aback for a moment: “This…isn’t that good?”
Meng Feibai spread out his hands: “Do you still want to get rid of her?”
Hearing this, Zhang Xincheng immediately turned back.
Then, another message was sent to the other side: “Brother, sister is so beautiful, she knows how to put on makeup at first glance, unlike me, who only uses sunscreen.”
“I’m going, I can’t take it anymore, it’s too teay!” Tan Songyun’s goosebumps suddenly rose, and Sister Shuang frowned.
Meng Feibai said decisively: “That’s why you are ugly, learn from her when you have time!”
Although he couldn’t bear it, Zhang Xincheng still made up his mind and sent it.
“However, my sister’s temper is really straightforward. Last time I said that, he just…”
Meng Feibai: “She follows me!”
Zhang Xincheng: “I didn’t mean to talk about her, it’s just…”
Meng Feibai: “It’s okay, your sister is very magnanimous, but I’m stingy, just tell me!”
Zhang Xincheng: “But she is my sister after all, I hope she can become better.”
Meng Feibai: “I remember that she is an only child, where did her sister come from? Are you an orphan?”
“I…” This round of bombing by Meng Feibai, the green tea hasn’t returned yet, which made Zhang Xincheng almost unbearable.
Instead, Meng Feibai became interested: “Hurry up, hurry up, is she back yet?”
Zhang Xincheng continued to read: “Oh! No one would like a girl like me, right?”
Meng Feibai: “Yes!”
Zhang Xincheng glanced at Meng Feibai in shock: “Damn, isn’t this too straightforward?”
Meng Feibai said unhappily: “Just leave your gentleness to your girlfriend. Is she your girlfriend?”
“Ang~! Alright!” Zhang Xincheng sent it again.
Then the other person sent another message: “You both seem to be busy, and she doesn’t have time to accompany you. But I’m not busy because she’s busy, you’re not alone!”
Meng Feibai said excitedly: “Of course you are not busy when you are idle every day. What are you doing? Do you live on the minimum living allowance? Also, who are you scolding for not being human? Make it clear, who is not human? Who is not human? Who is not human?”
Zhang Xincheng was shocked: “This…isn’t it? Would it be too hurtful?”
Meng Feibai: “You two don’t plan to meet each other in the future. What kind of injury did she get? What’s none of your business?”
Zhang Xincheng: “Okay…Okay!”
Approaching the other party, he sent another message: “It would be great if I could meet you sooner, alas!”
Meng Feibai: “It seems that I am quite lucky.”
Zhang Xincheng: “I have another secret. I don’t want to tell those friends. I just want to tell you.”
Meng Feibai: “Then let me tell them for you!”
Zhang Xincheng: “Brother, brother, remember to delete the chat history, it’s not good for your girlfriend to see it.”
Meng Feibai: “Okay.”
“Ah?” Zhang Xincheng didn’t react for a while, and looked at Meng Feibai in surprise.
Tan Songyun also looked at Meng Feibai in shock, with a hint of anger in his eyes.
Zhang Xin looked at Tan Songyun with a guilty conscience, and then at Meng Feibai: “Brother, did you take the wrong lines?”
Meng FeibaiHe also reacted, and quickly said: “Oh…well, what are you clucking? Are you an old hen laying eggs to claim credit? A chicken crows louder than you…  …”
“By the way, she controls you so strictly, don’t you feel tired?” Zhang Xincheng continued to read.
Meng Fei frowned and said, “Damn, is this girl so high-ranked? She ignored her when she was scolded so badly before?”
Zhang Xincheng looked at Meng Feibai with help-seeking eyes: “Then what should I do next?”
Meng Feibai said: “Where is your sea area? The management is so wide, do I have to ask for your opinion when fish lay eggs?”
“If you have something unhappy, you can talk to me if you don’t want to talk to your sister!” Zhang Xincheng read again.
Meng Feibai said: “That’s great. I’m going to sell a house in Yanjing. It’s 6.28 million, which is about 3 million short.”
Zhang Xincheng quickly turned back, this time the other party finally fell silent.
“She didn’t come back.” Zhang Xincheng’s eyes lit up, and he said happily.
Meng Feibai nodded and said, “Let’s find her a few more times and ask about the three million.”
Zhang Xincheng sent a few more messages, and the other party directly blocked him.
“I’ll go, it’s really effective!” Zhang Xincheng shouted happily.
He looked at Meng Feibai and asked curiously, “Brother, why are you so proficient?”
Meng Feibai suddenly fell silent, and the scene became very awkward for a while.
After the awkward atmosphere lasted for a few seconds, someone finally broke the deadlock.
Tan Songyun said very calmly: “What do you think?”
“Oh~!” Zhang Xincheng suddenly realized that this was all about the desire to survive!
Then he asked: “By the way, how can I get my girlfriend to forgive me?”
Meng Feibai waved his hand: “Simple, does your girlfriend look at your phone?”
Zhang Xincheng: “Look!”
Meng Feibai said: “After you go back this time, take a longer shower and put your phone on the bedside, so that your girlfriend has enough time to look at your phone. When she flips to this conversation, she will naturally understand !”
Zhang Xincheng nodded, admiration flashed in his eyes.
“I want to give you a title, and it’s called Green Tea Terminator!” Tan Songyun patted Meng Feibai’s shoulder and said carelessly. .


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