Entertainment: The Phoenix Group, Starting From The Bad Fish

Everyone's first reaction was, what the hell, are you really eating?

Li Guyi's expression was even more distasteful: "Oh, so much salt is stuffed in your mouth, how salty is it?"

When Li Guyi was young, his family was poor. At that time, salt was more expensive, and the family used very little salt for meals.

After becoming famous, in order to keep healthy and protect his throat, Li Guyi has always maintained a light diet.

Zhou Jin: I have a hammer, cover-up and falsetto, all hidden in the hood.

But after a while, everyone felt that this was really interesting.

I am me, fireworks with different colors.

My name is Zhou, and I bring salt for myself.

Don't think about it, this sentence will definitely explode on the Internet and become a popular word this year.

The only fly in the ointment is that you still pretend to be here, what kind of contestant surnamed Zhou is still pretending to be our festival wheel, pretending to be addicted?

But the complaints belong to the complaints, and the next wave will be less.

Although I really want to know who you are, and although I have the urge to beat you up, I still thank you for the excitement and joy you brought, and look forward to your arrival in the finals next week.

"The King of Masked Singer" ended, Zhou Jin returned to the backstage under the protection of a group of security personnel.

Then take the car prepared by the program group and leave, after all, there are too many paparazzi squatting nearby.

For them, cats that love to fish are the biggest prey.

Even in order to let him show his true colors, he will use unclean means.

After all, if the cat who loves to fish is exposed in advance, it will be a super hot topic, and it will directly make a lot of money.

The program team is experienced, and there are many cars prepared first, some of which are empty.

In some hidden places, Zhou Jin and Chen Xuening, wearing masks, had to transfer to other vehicles.

These old drivers are all racing drivers, and the paparazzi's driving skills are also good, but they are far behind them, and Ri Liuyan got rid of them.

After changing to 5 cars, Zhou Jin was finally safe.

On September 10th, he put on a mask and goggles and arrived at Suzhou Airport to catch the last flight to Chang'an.

On the plane, Zhou Jin quickly fell asleep.

As a person who loves fishing, I never stay up late when there is no urgent matter. It is almost 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, and I am really sleepy.

The fly in the ointment is that the flight itinerary is relatively short, and we will arrive in Chang'an within two hours of sleep.

There are many members of the "King of Masked Singer" program group, each of them is very excited, and they don't feel sleepy at all.

They were both nervous and excited, waiting for the ratings of this issue to be released.

Can ratings increase?

If there are only cats who love to touch fish, then it's safe.

However, there are mages doing things in the underworld, and it has become unstable again, which makes the ratings full of suspense.

The producer and chief director initially aimed for a 4% rating.

Now the requirements have been lowered a bit, and I hope there will be around 3.6%.

Why is it so slow to wait for the ratings to be released? Every minute and every second is a long torment.

After suffering for a long time, the production director ran in with a data sheet.

The fat man in his 40s is as excited as a child.

"The ratings are out, out!"

"It's a blast, it's a blast, the ratings of our episode of "The King of Masked Singer" broke through 6%, the exact value is 6.668%!"

Everyone's first reaction was not surprise, but a gasp.

Hey, it broke 6, and the last digit is very auspicious, it's unbelievable.

Many people even pinched themselves, fearing that it was a dream they fell asleep at night, and the pain told them it was real.

The producer hurriedly asked for the data sheet and put on myopia glasses to read it.

Seeing that this not only broke 6, but also reached a data above 6.6, the producer felt a little illusory.

What is the concept of breaking 6? In the current environment, even for popular variety shows, the ratings are generally around 2 to 3.

It can reach 6.6, which is an extremely rare super popular variety show.

The producer still can't accept it. Could it be that the data is wrong?

He called the director of Suzhou TV Station and finally confirmed that the data was accurate.

For a time, everyone cheered and jumped up.

sleep?

Still sleeping with a hammer, we must open champagne and celebrate!

Not only to celebrate the terrible ratings achieved in this episode, but also to celebrate the bright future of "The King of Masked Singer"!

To achieve such a terrifying ratings, Suzhou Satellite TV will give higher authority and support.

This issue of "The King of Masked Singer" is not over yet, so we can help you prepare for the next issue.

The producer and chief director looked at each other and understood what the other meant.

There is such a terrible ratings, because part of the credit is brought by Zhou Jin.

Originally, I just wanted him to make up the numbers, but I didn't expect to find a treasure and make a lot of money.

Zhou Jin even saved the show from the big crisis brought about by the mage. Otherwise, after the mage interpreted the Dharma, it would be hard to say whether the ratings would be 3%.

Big data clearly shows that as long as Zhou Jin plays, his popularity will soar.

When Zhou Jin's dolphin sang "Cure" in high pitch, the popularity of the show became even more intense.

It not only brought back many viewers who ran away, but also attracted many new viewers.

Zhou Jin is the lucky star of "The King of Masked Singer"!

This episode of "The King of Masked Singer" became a hit, and the popularity skyrocketed in the middle of the night even without the next day.

The ratings reached an astonishing 6.6%, and it has already become a hot search on major platforms.

The major editors stayed up late to edit, and with the cat who loves to touch fish as the core, they uploaded various edited videos to major platforms such as Douyin, Slow Hand, Xiaopozhan, Weibo, Tieba, etc.

Upload to foreign platforms such as Youtube.

The night owls who stay up most of the night are mostly young people entertaining on the Internet and street skaters playing disco on KTV.

Their focus is always deviated from the mainstream, and the visual angle of young people is always like this.

What attracted their most attention was not the program "The King of Masked Singer", nor the songs sung by the contestants, nor was it whether the program's ratings were high or not.

It's all kinds of funny jokes and refreshing words contributed by the cat who loves to fish.

As a result, a lot of content in this area quickly climbed to the top 20 hot searches in the middle of the night, accounting for 17 of them!

It's midnight, and Sister Zhou is still broadcasting live.

She swears in a charming voice: "Damn, this cat who likes to touch fish is awesome!"

"There is a lack of innovation on the Internet now, and the old jokes are still used, and everyone has long been tired of it.

"Look at how awesome Moyumao is, leading the forefront of the Internet, people just talk about new jokes, and they will come out, and they will explode on the Internet soon!"

"Hurry up and write it down in a small notebook, and now you can still pretend to use it."

As a big internet celebrity, Sister Zhou's judgment is very accurate.

All the videos related to the fish-loving cat became popular. Many people stayed up in the middle of the night, lying on the bed with their mobile phones, laughing and crying.

It's so wonderful, so wonderful that I don't have time to wipe it with paper, so I just use the bed to wipe it.

The towels, pillow covers, and clothes sleeves were wiped casually, and it felt weird when someone wiped it, why did it smell like stinky tofu.

Damn, why did I throw the stinky socks that I wore for several days on the bed, and I use them to control vomiting!

A cat that loves to touch fish, I not only like to touch fish, but also like to put it badly and lie flat.

After speaking, he suddenly lay down, and after Li Guyi asked him to stand up, a carp jumped up.

Sister Zhou couldn't help clapping her hands: "Good waist, good waist, live well!"

"It's really a combination of waist and horse, comparable to an athlete and an acrobat master."

Friends of the water: Hey, wipe off the drool, Shufen, don't fall into the trap.

The king of Chu has such a thin waist, Lao Zhou loves a waist with perfect abdominal muscles!

After the live broadcast, Shufen won't be angry with Moyumao, will she?

Needless to say?

In the short video, the cat that loves to touch fish continues to work.

It is sung in Cantonese, which is where I live in my hometown.

In the middle of the night, many Internet celebrity singers who were broadcasting live also imitated singing in Cantonese.

The result is that most of the singing is horrible.

Funny is funny, you can't grasp it.

No, my family lives in Huangtu Gaopo.

Next, almost no one imitated these few a cappella, imitating the high notes of a cat that loves to fish, Internet celebrity singers simply don't have that ability.

Pretend to be from Xiangjiang, pretend to be from Guazhou in Longxi, pretend to be Lao Xier from Jin, and finally pretend to be from Suzhou.

Although your dialects in every place are sneaky, but ghosts believe it!

A guy who doesn't say a word of the truth, what a cunning fellow!

Koukou Kandian launched a voting question, where is the treacherous cat who likes to fish?

The number of votes rose rapidly, and the probability of finally being considered the land of Qilu was the highest.

Because the cat that loves to fish is quite tall, from a geographical point of view, the land of Qilu is the place with the highest per capita height in Longguo.

Although young people are generally taller now, people in Qilu Land are not only tall but also quite strong. Cats that love to fish do not look thin, so the probability of Qilu Land is the highest

Sawadika also pretended to be from the demon country, and then said that he was the golden gorilla teacher.

In the end, the real master was blown out and exposed, and I died laughing.

We don't know who you are now, but in the finals you will reveal your face no matter whether you win or lose.

At that time, Mr. Golden Gorilla will definitely give you loving care.

I am a cat who likes to fish, I have my hands in my pockets, and I don't know who is my opponent in the music world.

This passage is eye-catching.

There is no doubt that this is definitely the most popular meme this year.

A pair of Suneo wives quarreled, and the routine after the quarrel was to sleep in separate beds.

But there was only one bed at home, and the wife went to sleep on the sofa angrily.

She tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, so she was bored and brushed Douyin until this paragraph.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, why should he sleep in the big bed and I'll be useless.

The wife put on her slippers and walked into the bedroom, where the husband was fast asleep.

"I put my hands in my pockets, I don't know who is the opponent in this family!"

With his hands in his pockets, he kicked her husband out of bed.

The husband was in pain from the fall, and said angrily, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

The wife still had her hands in her pockets, and said in an old-fashioned tone: "Go to sleep on the sofa!"

Sister Zhou felt excited after watching it, and stood up with her hands in her pockets.

"In this year's year-end ceremony ranking, my mother has booked Douyu first!"

"I put my hands in my pockets, I don't know who is the opponent of Douyu!"

A group of water friends immediately laughed tacitly...

Malaysian monkey:??

Da Sima:??

Da Sima:??

A Leng:??

kick Mo:??

Lu Lai Buddha:??? Compete with me in e-sports three ugly, do you have this experience?

After the old woman Dai Xiaomei finally killed an opponent with the stroke marksmanship, she became so old-fashioned.

"I put my hands in my pockets, and I don't know who my opponent is in eating chicken."

It turned out that I was wearing a miniskirt, which was embarrassing and had no trouser pockets.

Damn, this pair of ham sausages are really white!

Although A can be worth seeing the old woman.

At this moment, she was killed by a 98K headshot from 500 meters away.

"I relied on a sneak attack, and my mother's almost cooked chicken is gone!" The old woman was very annoyed!

Do you really think that the cat that loves to touch fish contributed this?

It was a big mistake, and I don't know what the structure of his brain is, how could so many jokes and stalks pop out of his mouth.

When I light a cigarette, I smoke half, Feng smokes half... Maybe Xu Feng also has his own troubles.

Good, good, good literary style, but it doesn't fit our temperament, let's take the next one!

Don't always compete with yourself, don't force yourself...you must learn to fish properly, and lie down.

Wow, interesting, no wonder you are called a cat that loves to touch fish.

Tan Weiwei called you Big Cat, Big Cat, which singer are you? I'm really curious!

And the stroke of genius is the following sentence.

The boss drives a Land Rover, is active and hardworking, and the boss is Ferrari.

Absolutely, absolutely, the short words didn't mention the workers who enjoy the 996 blessings. They were talking about the bosses, but many people saw themselves.

Absolutely absolutely, just can't laugh.

There are always people who jump out to fight. This is an incorrect value and should be banned on the Internet. It is best to block cats who love to fish.

Then they were attacked by groups, and there was no more.

What constitutes a person who can fight, he knows everything, anyway, it is not a good thing.

Do mages have resurrection spells?

I can kill you the first time, and I can kill you the second time...

The use of slaughter is wonderful, a hundred times better than defeating and killing.

What is used for slaughter?

Of course, it is livestock, and there are also poultry, such as the head of poultry, the rooster.

Fuck, beat the mage violently, the mage was beaten badly.

It's so interesting and exciting, because cats are also people with temperament.

As the villain and mage of the underworld, Hua Chenyu was also forced to contribute three not-so-subtle jokes, second only to the fish-loving cat.

Sun Nan's comments on him can be down-to-earth, but not down-to-earth.

Li Guyi, other singers ask for money, but you sing for life.

Indeed, don't listen to the mage's underworld songs, whoever listens will regret it.

The most amazing thing is that the cat that loves to fish taunts the mage, pulling Xiang back to suck.

Although the picture is quite disgusting, it is very interesting.

What does this mean, satirizing those garbage people who do not keep their promises, have no integrity, and only have verbal promises.

And there are not a few garbage people like this in society.

Many people have almost forgotten it, but then they think of those 1.9 rubbish that don't repay borrowed things, don't repay borrowed money, deceive people and have no integrity.

This night, many garbage collectors received such short messages.

Some people even call directly, and the garbage man answers it in the middle of the night, who are they asking in confusion?

On the phone, I burst out with foul language, XX, you trash, you...you are the bastard sucked back by Laxiang!

After scolding, I felt much more comfortable, and the depression and troubles brought by the garbage dumpers were swept away.

However, this issue of "The King of Masked Singer" is too exciting, and the fish-loving cat hasn't finished his new jokes yet.

Hello, everyone, I am Zhou Shulun.

You are also pretending to be Zhou Jielun, laughing to death.

If you are shorter and better at playing with nunchucks, then you may really get away with it, making everyone think that you are really Zhou Jielun, but it turns out that you are not at all when you reveal your face, and the effect will be brought

But it exploded.

I am who I am, sparklers of different colors....... I take salt for myself!

I thought the previous paragraph was the most exciting, but I was completely wrong.

Only more exciting, not the most exciting!

Sister Zhou plans to burn the lights and stay up all night, so let's get rid of the enthusiasm of the joke first.

"My dears."

Sister Zhou suddenly became shy and blinked her beautiful eyes, looking very charming.

Friends of the water: Damn, what are you doing Shufen, I'm so uncomfortable.

Sister Zhou said with a smile: "I want to bring you a brand new me, from now on, the future me will be different from before."

"It's like I just started live broadcast, and you just watched my live broadcast."

Water friends??

Sister Zhou said in as gentle a tone as possible: "Hello, friends who make fish, hello, I am a new anchor Zhou Shuyi."

"I am me, fireworks with different colors, you can call me Sister Zhou, I bring salt for myself.

Then she grabbed a handful of salt from the salt bag and stuffed it into her mouth.

I rely on it, it's delicious! .