Entertainment: The Phoenix Group, Starting From The Bad Fish

Zhou Jin stood in the middle of the stage. To be honest, with Bell Flowers around, the pressure was quite high, like being looked at with a magnifying glass.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, it depends on whether the acting is good or not.

Zhou Jin greeted with a smile: "Six old friends, hello."

"Three new friends, welcome to the finals of "The King of Masked Singer" as a member of the guessing team."

"Now you have the power of life and death to control the vote, please be merciful."

Zhou Jin held the microphone with his left hand, raised his right hand and waved it, and the rhythm was very fast.

Everyone found that this guy was really good at it, and he was too familiar with it.

You just participated in one session, which lasted just over 4 hours, and the six big names in the guessing group have become your old friends?

It's not easy to play the emotional card, big cat.

As for Jay Chou, Yang Mi, Su Rina Linghua, the fish-loving cat has something to say.

It seems that he is a veteran of this show, and these three big names are just newcomers.

However, none of the 9 members of the trump card guessing group answered the question, and the eyes of the other 8 people all focused on Jay Chou.

Jay Chou picked up the microphone and tilted his head slightly to look at Zhou Jin.

"Cat that loves to touch fish, I heard that you are Zhou Jielun?"

"Then who am I?"

Everyone got excited, came, finally came.

As Jielun said just now, he just catches cats that love to fish.

Zhou Jin smiled sarcastically: "Well, I'm ashamed of this, but my real surname is Zhou.

Pull it down!

There was a lot of booing from the auditorium, and they are still pretending!

Dogs don't believe that your surname is really Zhou, and they don't believe even a single punctuation mark in what you say.

Jay Chou said with a half smile but not a smile: "Don't talk about that, tell me what your feelings are at this moment?"

Zhou Jin: "You asked me to say this, and I really said it."

"I want to say that although the weather is hot now, autumn will actually come soon."

"Although the first cup of milk tea in autumn is good, I really can't drink too much."

"The calorie content in milk tea is too high, stop drinking it!"

Whether it's the audience in the venue or the audience watching the live broadcast, you can understand it in seconds.

What does it mean to say so much, it means that the knuckles are fat.

Old bamboo shoots!

"Well....……

Zhou Dong was stunned for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth twitched, already realizing the meaning of Zhou's words.

On the side, Yang Mi, Tan Weiwei, and Huang Lei covered their mouths and laughed.

Jay Chou stared at Zhou Jin: "Who are you?"

Zhou Jin imitated his voice and came to 03 again: "Hello, everyone, I am Zhou Jielun!"

"I rely on!"

Jay Chou was very surprised: "You are really a good ventriloquist in Suzhou, your imitation of Russian voice is too similar!"

"Forget it, don't talk about it."

Jay Chou laughed and said, "Of all the songs you sang before, my favorite is the song "East Wind Breaks"."

"This song is really great, I think it fits my style very well, I actually want to discuss things with you, can you decide on this song?"

"Of course." Zhou Jin nodded confidently.

"That's great, can you grant me a cover version?"

"It's easy to talk about the cost."

At this moment, is the real picture.

Only then did everyone understand that it was not at all to catch a cat that loves to fish.

The real goal of Jay Chou's coming here is for the song "East Wind Breaking", praised by President Tan as "The Moonlight Night on the Spring River", which covers the entire Tang Dynasty.

Zhou Jin asked: "Jielun, do you really like it?"

Zhou Jielun: "I feel like my soul likes it all, to be honest, it seems to be tailor-made for me.

Zhou Jin smiled and said, "Okay, I will grant you the right to cover this song "Dongfeng Po" for free."

Zhou Jielun was stunned for a moment: "Well, it's settled, I owe you a favor."

At this time, the fans of Jielun burst into tears.

Jielun is finally going to sing. Although it is a cover of the song of the cat that loves to touch fish, this song is really worth singing. I wonder what it feels like to sing Jielun?

And this is a good start, after one song is sung, there will be a second one, and slowly the festival will start to sing.

This is all thanks to the cat who loves to touch fish, but I don't know who he is.

Next, it was Yang Mi's turn.

"Yeah." Yang Mi picked up the microphone and asked a question directly: "Little love cat, how high are you as a singer?"

Every member of the guessing group has a different name for the cat that loves to touch fish. It may be that the name is a bit long, and it is a bit convoluted to say it, so it is straightforward and concise.

Zhou Jin replied: "Let me give you a range, five to six lines."

"It's as if you didn't say it." Yang Mi quickly rolled her eyes.

Combined, the number of people in the fifth and sixth lines is more than 2,000, and the number of singers is also hundreds of people, and everyone is not very familiar with it. This can find a hammer.

Zhou Jin: I can't help it. I'm on the fifth line now, and it won't be long before I reach the sixth line.

Yang Mi asked curiously again: "Little love cat, do you know me?"

Zhou Jin: "Know."

Yang Mi continued to pursue: "Are we acquaintances?"

Zhou Jin thought about it for a while, and although the time they spent together was very short, to be honest, they were quite intimate and ambiguous.

So Zhou Jin replied: "Acquaintance."

"Oh, so it's two people."

"However, I have quite a lot of acquaintances, including many singers, so I really can't think of who you are."

Yang Mi scratched her head, her expression a little embarrassed.

Most of her acquaintances are super-first-tier and first-tier, and there are many second-tier acquaintances.

But there should not be such a kind of five-line to six-line that is not popular, right?

The main thing is that Yang Mi is too familiar with herself, and she can have a good conversation with almost anyone.

Yang Mi would chat enthusiastically with some fifth-tier and sixth-tier artists, and then asked about their names and some things.

But it didn't take long, not to mention that I couldn't remember the names, even if they stood in front of her, they might not be able to recognize them.

It seems that I have to self-criticize. At that time, we talked very happily, and people thought they were acquaintances with me, but I was just acting out of habit.

In fact, Zhou Jin's answer was always wandering on the edge of danger and frantically probing, but Yang Mi fell into a misunderstanding and didn't think about it at all.

Next, it was Su Rinaling's turn [Zhou Jin's expression was a little nervous these ten moments.

How to fool Suzuka?

How to make her fall into the misunderstanding?

This must be carefully considered.

Linghua laughed and said, "Lazy cat, do you know me?"

What should be asked, the previous big names have basically asked all the questions, and Linghua can only ask more old-fashioned questions.

Zhou Jin decided to take a risk, sometimes the most dangerous place is the safest place.

Zhou Jin smiled and said, "Actually, I already knew you when you were just an ordinary person, not even Qixian."

Wow!

There was a collective wow in the auditorium, this is a big news.

"Ah?" Linghua said incredulously, "When?"

"How did you know me?"

Zhou Jin replied: "That was the first snow in 2020, a little later than usual.

Everyone: Let me go, this is obviously just plain language, but it has such a sense of artistic conception when it comes out of Moyumao's mouth.

The climate has been abnormal these years, and it is true that there is less snow in the north of Longguo.

"At that time, a few friends and I went to a Mongolian barbecue restaurant called the Soul of Genghis Khan."

"Drinking kumiss and eating roast lamb and roast beef in the yurt."

"You will come here part-time, singing Mongolian songs and dancing Mongolian dances to the guests."

"At that time, I thought that you were extremely talented in high-pitched singing, and that you would definitely make a name for yourself in the music scene in the future.

"By the way, you are wearing Mongolian costumes, and you even poured wine for me."

"I never thought that time would pass by like water and never turn back. A few years passed in a blink of an eye, and I never thought that you and I would meet here again.

"The difference is that it was in a yurt at the time, but now it is on the stage of the finals of "The King of Masked Singer".

"I'm a contestant, and you are a judge with voting rights, for the sake of old acquaintances, give me a hand. y

Zhou Jin's last sentence directly played the emotional card.

What Zhou Jin said was all the truth, but he hid one thing, that is, before leaving, Zhou Jin sent an invitation to Linghua.

At this time, everything gathered on Su Rina Linghua.

Unexpectedly, she has such a relationship with the cat that loves to touch fish.

Although everyone thinks that the fishy cat is very cunning, and there is almost no truth in his mouth, but this story is probably true.

It's not that the fish-loving cat is being honest, but the program group stipulates that the contestants must tell the truth within a certain range, and they can't all be misleading lies.

Who is the fish-loving cat and whether more clues can be obtained depends on Su Rina Linghua.

However, Kuahua looked confused at this time.

Do you think I can spot him?

You think too highly of me.

Linghua said honestly: "It's a pity to be a lazy cat, it seems that you met me at that time, and I did work part-time there for almost a year.

"That store is run by my distant relatives. The business is very good, and there are many people who come here every day."

"Even if I only work part-time once or twice a week, I get thousands of people there.

"Maybe, you and I chatted a few words at that time, but it's been so long, I really can't remember who you are."

Zhou Jin breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, fortunately, the smoke bomb was released very successfully this time.

And at this moment, everyone felt very regretful, even Su Rina Linghua couldn't remember it, so how could they dig it out?

At this time, Yang Mi asked in a low voice: "Linghua, you really can't recognize me?"

Linghua nodded helplessly: "That's right, Miss Mi, I can only tell that he is using a false voice, hiding his real voice.

"Come on."

Tan Weiwei spread her arms, shrugged her shoulders, and said helplessly, "The big cat is hiding deeper."

Then, several old people communicated with Zhou Jin for a while, but they still couldn't dig out anything like the previous issue.

Li Xiangdao, the supporter: "Then let us ask the fish-loving cat to bring us a song that was shortlisted for the finals."

"May I ask the cat that loves to touch fish, what song do you want to sing?"

Zhou Jin replied: "Mixed style songs, ancient Longguo songs with some pop and rock sense."

"This song is called "Love of the Three Kingdoms"."

"As the name suggests, this is a song related to the history of the Three Kingdoms, to be precise, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

"I hope you like it."

The rhythm of the music style was cheerful, and Zhou Tao began to sing.

"General, the granaries in the north are occupied, and six horses and twelve soldiers are waiting for your visit.

"Huqin, tell about your heroic deeds, and the defeated army will leave south and north."

"Hometown, in that beautiful distant place."

"Expectations are on the body, dreams are wandering.

"Where can the remaining energy on the shoulders last?"

While singing, Zhou Jin walked quickly to both sides of the middle of the stage, and waved to the audience and judging seats as he walked.

Then he returned to the center of the stage and made a few slightly exaggerated moves.

There's no way, Su Rina Linghua is staring at herself not far away.

In the past, my own stage style was very mature, but now I have to act like a young man.

Then Zhou Jin bent slightly, held the microphone with both hands, and started

The best part of the whole song begins.

"Waiting for the moment when your lover returns, tears will sing for you."

"On the day I left you, blue rain fell before my eyes."

"Tears of pride, dare not abandon my eyes."

"On the day I left you, gray dreams slept beside me."

"I should have gotten used to the night without you and faced it bravely."

"Chibi, the flames of war are raging, only 70,000 of our brothers were killed."

"Write a diary on the water of the Yangtze River, I hope you can also see the ripples."

"Waiting for the moment when your lover returns, tears will sing for you."

"On the day I left you, the blue rain fell before my eyes."

"Face it bravely!"

After Zhou Jin finished singing, Li Guyi was the first to comment.

"The singing is good, but there are too many stage movements, too frequent affects the perception."

"Typhoons used to be pretty good."

Zhou Jin bowed slightly: "Senior Li criticized that."

Principal Tan was very curious: "I want to ask, there is such a passage in the lyrics."

Principal Tan hummed: "Chibi, the fire is raging, and only 70,000 of our brothers were killed. Is there any meaning or hidden meaning?"

Zhou Jin replied: "Principal, this is a passage based on the plot in Romance of the Three Kingdoms."

040 "In the Battle of Chibi, Cao Cao led an army of 800,000 to cross the boat on iron cables, while the combined forces of Sun and Liu had only 180,000, which was far behind Huishu."

"Everyone knows the plot after that, Cao Cao was defeated in Chibi, and the 800,000 army was almost wiped out."

"As for the Sun Liu coalition army, more than 70,000 troops died in the battle."

"Pay attention to the fact that in the lyrics there are only brothers and sisters. For Liu Bei, Sun Quan or Zhou Yu, are soldiers really brothers?

It is the bloody blood of a red fruit that will become famous forever. "

"This actually implied a kind of black humor, but only 70,000 brothers were killed, which also implied that Cao Cao's side was almost wiped out."

Then Zhou Jin added: "As for the real Battle of Chibi in history, the strength of Cao Cao's army was more than 200,000, and the combined army of Sun and Liu was close to 50,000.

Principal Tan nodded: "So that's the case. After the explanation is clear, the artistic conception of this song has been sublimated a lot. The black humor is really well integrated."

Yang Mi, she and Huang Lei have a common embarrassment, that is, compared with the people around them, they are too amateurish, but Huang Lei is still stronger.

When Yang Mi asked questions, she couldn't focus on the professional field.

Yang Mi asked: "Moyu Miaomiao, although this is a tribute song, not a competition song, but I want to ask you.

"Why did you sing "Love of the Three Kingdoms" on this stage at this point in time?"

"Can you stop the little love cat for a while, and the little fish meowing for a while!"

After Zhou Jin complained about Yang Mi, he replied: "Boss Cao is not mentioned in this song, but the existence of Boss Cao is hinted everywhere in the lyrics."

At that time, Boss Cao was high-spirited and thought that he would be able to sweep away the troubled times and rule the world, but he was arrogant and careless.

"From a passage in Duan Ge Xing, it can be heard that he was very arrogant at the time."

"Mountains never tire of being high, seas never tire of being deep, Duke Zhou spit out and nourished the world and returned to his heart."

"But in the end, he was beaten miserably in the Battle of Chibi. Even in history, he almost never escaped. He lost his chance to unify the world from then on."

"At this time, I am very similar to Boss Cao before the Battle of Chibi."

"Even on stage in the finals, I still have that old saying."

Zhou Jin put his hands in his pockets: "I put my hands in my pockets, I don't know who is my opponent in the music world!"

"The championship is already in my pocket."

"But I can't be arrogant and careless, I have to use the power of the prehistoric, so that I can be sure that nothing will go wrong!"

Yang Mi immediately pointed at Zhou Jin, and said loudly: "Eat fish cat, check your eyes, you are an arrogant person!"

Everyone nodded and agreed with Yang Mi's words very much. It was a great tone to compare myself to Boss Cao in front of Chibi.

Boss Cao in front of Chibi has been in the blink of an eye for a thousand years.

It means you have to learn his lesson, as long as you are not proud or careless, you can win the championship?

Even if you're a fishy cat, we'll boo you!

If you don't win the championship, you will become a laughing stock on the Internet.

Before, a lot of things you said were jokes on the Internet, but after that, after you revealed your face, you became a joke yourself, the kind who would whip the corpse out if you had nothing to do. .