Entertainment: The Sixth Assistant and His Resentful Boss!
344. Husband, you can't even joke anymore!\r
"Sister Honey, I beg you, the house slave still has to pay off the mortgage."
"You don't know wow! I'm starting to eat bread now even if I'm poor!"
Zhu Xudan said to Yang Mi pitifully.
Yang Mi touched Zhu Xudan's little head: "That's not bad, I can still afford bread now."
"When I can't afford bread in the future, I'll come back to my sister then."
After speaking, Yang Mi hugged Luo Yu's arm and went to the elevator.
"Wow! Sister Honey! You can't treat me like this!!"
Zhu Xudan was behind, shouting with grief in his tone.
Yang Mi, who entered the elevator, said with a smile: "When will you remember why I deducted your bonus?"
"Let's find my sister when the time comes~"
After that, the elevator door closed.
Zhu Xu sighed in relief.
pain,
It hurts so much!
"Tsk tsk, I found out that even without me, you can complete the gambling agreement with the listed film industry."
Coming to the office, Luo Yu sighed.
"Huh? You also think your wife is very capable, right?!"
Yang Mi said happily.
Luo Yu shook his head: "That's not true."
"Just relying on your operation of deducting bonuses, you will be able to deduct 400 million from you sooner or later."
Yang Mi: ""
Crab crab, I feel insulted.
"You're saying this as if I'm an unscrupulous capitalist."
Yang Micong rolled her eyes at Luo Yu.
Hearing this, Luo Yu was surprised: "Isn't it?"
Yang Mi proudly raised her head: "Of course not!"
Luo Yu clicked his tongue: "It's useless for you to tell me this."
"Look at Zhu Xudan, can Di Lieba believe it or not?"
Speaking of this, Yang Mi's face was obviously not confident.
"Very well, why do you mention these two people?"
Hearing this, Luo Yu stretched out his hand: "Then you return my small treasury to me first."
Yes, even Luo Yu made a big move last night.
However, he still couldn't get his small treasury back.
This made Luo Yu doubt for a while,
Is it too light to start by yourself?
Yang Mi rolled her eyes: "Husband, are you hungry?"
"Should we go out to eat something?"
"What do you think of KFC? Don't you like their red bean pie the most?"
A burst of contempt suddenly appeared on Luo Yu's face.
"The next time you change the subject, can you not be so blunt?"
"It's only half past ten, what kind of meal are you eating?"
Yang Mi said without hesitation, "Morning tea."
Luo Yu: "???"
Good guy, did you fix all the morning tea?
As expected of a big star,
People's petty bourgeoisie is at most afternoon tea,
You have morning tea here.
"You take a break, I've found it."
"You're a Pixiu, you really can't ask you to spit out what you eat."
Luo Yu said angrily.
Yang Mi snorted: "How can you say that about your wife!"
Luo Yu pouted: "Then you give me the small treasury, let me not say that to you!"
Yang Mi: "Oh my husband, didn't I say everything, this money will be our childcare fund in the future."
"Don't you think I'm the kind of prodigal who likes to spend money?!"
Yang Mi looked at Luo Yu angrily.
Luo Yu pouted: "Estee Lauder gave you so many cosmetics that you can't use it."
"Don't you still buy something else as usual?"
After another year, Luo Yu even felt that these cosmetics would grow hair.
Yang Mi hummed, "That's different. This cosmetic has many functions."
"You see, first of all, it is divided into men and women"
"Ah, okay, I know." Before Yang Mi could finish speaking, Luo Yu interrupted her.
Let's talk about the issue of the small treasury.
How did this topic shift to distinguishing cosmetics?
"Okay, hurry up and deal with the company's affairs."
"I should also prepare for lessons."
Hearing Luo Yu's words, Yang Mi asked blankly, "Prepare for lessons?"
"What class are you preparing for?"
Luo Yu coughed lightly: "It's nothing."
"Alright, alright, go get your work done."
Luo Yu held Yang Mi's shoulders and let her sit on the office chair.
I can't say, I have to think about how to make everyone become the sixth, right?
If you say it, it is estimated that the live broadcast tomorrow,
Yang Mi specified that it was impossible for her to leave the country.
Yang Mi: "Okay, then you should be better."
After speaking, Yang Mi turned on the computer in front of her.
And Luo Yu came to the sofa.
Start thinking about what to teach tomorrow
First of all, it must be proved by practical actions,
It's a real joy to be a sixth-grader!
So here comes the question,
What method will you use to backstab the grudge tomorrow?
Luo Yu's heart was already faintly excited.
At this moment, Luo Yu's mind suddenly sounded the system single forehead sound.
'Ding! ’
‘Congratulations to the host for successfully becoming an active sixth! ’
'In view of the host's current psychological situation, the system gives the host two options! ’
'A: Inflict bodily harm on Resentment during the live broadcast, and let Resentment successfully say thank you. Bonus: King Kong is not bad! ’
'B: Inflict psychological damage to the resentment during the live broadcast, and let the resentment successfully say I love you. Reward: Psychology Master MAX! ’
Hearing these two options, Luo Yu hesitated.
To be fair, in terms of difficulty,
Luo Yu still thinks A is a little easier to complete.
but
To be fair, this King Kong is not bad, it seems useless to me?
After thinking about it, Luo Yu still chose B.
'Ding! ’
‘Congratulations to the host for making the choice, the Psychology Master MAX has been issued. ’
‘In view of the fact that the host currently has 83 grievances, the Psychology Master MAX has been unlocked in advance, and the host can enjoy seven days of free use. ’
Hearing this, Luo Yu sank his consciousness into his mind,
Look to the newly acquired skills.
[Psychology master MAX: As a mature sixth child, you must be different from the ordinary sixth child. 】
[The Psychology Master skill allows you to master the current mental activity of the resentful seed when you backstab the resentful seed, and whether you will be really angry, you can take the next action according to the resentful seed's current mental activity. 】
good guy!
As expected of the system!
This reward is really all trying to make myself a perfect sixth.
"System, can we discuss something?"
"I will give out rewards later, can you let me see in advance what the effects of each reward are?"
"Otherwise, just guessing blindly is really uncomfortable!"
'Ding! ’
'Answer to the host, the host can check the selection reward in advance as long as the host spends 1 grudge point. ’
Luo Yu: "No, why didn't you tell me about this function in advance?!"
System: 'Ding! You didn't ask either. ’
Luo Yu was speechless for a while.
"It costs 1 grudge, and I see that this King Kong is not bad."
Next, select the task panel,
After King Kong is not bad, a line of words appears.
[King Kong is not bad: As the sixth child, you must have a perfect body to be able to withstand the revenge from the grudge! 】
[With this skill, the host's kidney function will be greatly strengthened. From now on, there will be only bad ones, but no bad kidneys. 】
Luo Yu: "!!!"
I fuck me!
Luo Yu regretted it.
Luo Yu really regrets why he didn't choose A in the first place! !
"Dog system! Why didn't you tell me about this function in advance!!!"
Luo Yu growled wildly in his mind.
If I had known earlier, I would definitely not have missed this opportunity! !
'Ding! ’
'You didn't ask. ’
The system's maddening voice resounded again.
Luo Yu: ""
numb.
This time it was completely numb.
I backstab the target, you backstab me right?
Come with me on this set, right? !
Ugh,
Luo Yu sighed deeply.
It's okay, it's a good thing I know this now.
Next, you will have experience.
And the skills of this psychologist are actually quite good!
Luo Yu kept comforting himself in his heart.
Soon, it was noon.
Yang Mi pushed open the door of the office and walked in from the outside.
"Husband, I'm back."
Hearing this, Luo Yu, who was looking at the phone, raised his head.
"Are you hungry, do you want to eat now?"
Yang Mi smiled and said, "Okay~"
Saying that, he walked over on high heels and sat next to Luo Yu.
Luo Yu brought out the lunch prepared in advance.
Just when the two were about to eat.
'boom! ’
The door to the office was suddenly pushed open.
Just looking at the way to open the door, Luo Yu almost thought it was Xiao Reba coming back.
"Hahahaha Mistress!"
"I thought about why you deducted my bonus!"
Zhu Xudan laughed loudly.
I saw Zhu Xudan pinching his waist, his face full of excitement and pride.
Yang Mi smiled and said, "Huh? Then why do you say it?"
Zhu Xudan said to himself: "That's because I spread rumors about you and Assistant Luo in the group!"
Seeing this, Luo Yu shook his head secretly.
We don't know how you got your confidence
Yang Mi chuckled: "You still know?"
Zhu Xudan: "Sister Mi, you said, if I remember, you will return the bonus that you deducted from me!"
Hearing this, Yang Mi looked at Luo Yu: "Husband, did I say this?"
Luo Yu thought for a while, then shook his head: "It seems not.
Yang Mi turned to look at Zhu Xudan, "You see, I never said that."
"???"
Zhu Xudan was completely dumbfounded.
"Sister Mi, this is what I came up with after wasting a lot of brain cells!"
"You can't treat me like this!!"
Zhu Xudan shouted in a sad voice.
Yang Mi: "Huh? Why did I treat you?"
"Your brother-in-law has proved that I did not make any promises to you."
Zhu Xu was in a hurry and ran over immediately.
"Sister Honey! You said it this morning."
"Wait when I remember, I remember now!"
Yang Mi nodded: "Yes, I told you too."
"Don't think about the deducted bonus."
Hearing this, Zhu Xudan suddenly showed a look of wanting to cry without tears.
"Sister Mi, you can't treat me like this!"
"I'm your cash cow!"
Luo Yu next to him was startled when he took the chopsticks.
strangeness
Why does this sentence sound so familiar to me?
"It's okay, my sister has a lot of cash cows." Yang Mi said lightly.
Luo Yu was taken aback for a while.
I remembered.
Reba has always called herself a cash cow.
Tsk tsk, how come the female stars under Yang Mi,
Are you so fond of calling yourself a cash cow? ?
A sad expression suddenly appeared on Zhu Xudan's face.
"Sister Mi, your words have hurt me badly!"
"Aren't you afraid that I will leave!"
Zhu Xu said angrily.
Yang Mi smiled sweetly: "So, that's why I want to sign a fifteen-year contract with you."
Zhu Xudan: ""
Help!
What kind of sin have I done to have such a boss in my life! !
"Hahahahaha."
Luo Yu next to him let out a burst of laughter.
As expected of you, Boss Yang,
The co-authorship was only signed for fifteen years because of this? !
Luo Yu is more certain of that idea now.
Even if he didn't show up, Boss Yang would definitely deduct 400 million from their bonuses alone.
If time permits,
Luo Yu believes that 800 million is not impossible.
At this time, Yang Mi looked at her curiously: "Do you have anything else to do?"
Zhu Xu looked at Yang Mi blankly.
Is there something wrong with you or is it okay?
Yang Mi: "If it's all right, would you like to have some dinner together?"
Zhu Xudan leaned forward, "Okay, I'm fine anyway, let's eat together."
When you're done, grab your chopsticks.
Yang Mi picked it up first and looked at her in surprise: "I'm just being polite to you."
"This lunch is for your brother-in-law and I, and I didn't prepare it for you."
Zhu Xudan: "??"
this moment!
Zhu Xudan felt a great insult! !
I know you don't treat me like a human,
But you don't treat me like a human! !
"Hey, Boss Yang, I have to say a few words to you."
Luo Yu, who was beside him, couldn't stand it any longer.
Hear Luo Yu speak for himself,
Zhu Xu was touched for a while:
"Wuuuu is still Assistant Luo, ah no, it's still my brother-in-law!"
Yang Mi turned her head and blinked: "What's wrong?"
Luo Yu said righteously: "Everyone has come to Zhu Xudan, so why don't people drink water?"
Saying that, he took out a bottle of mineral water from the small refrigerator next to him.
Hand it to Zhu Xudan,
"Come, drink water."
Zhu Xudan was moved to take it: "Brother-in-law, you are so kind!"
Then, Luo Yu said with a sincere expression:
"Let's go after drinking the water, my sister and I are going to eat."
"There is someone watching, I'm embarrassed."
Zhu Xudan: "???"
The moved tears were left in half, and then returned to the eyes.
"Hahahahaha!"
This time, it was Yang Mi's turn to let out that familiar burst of laughter.
"You guys are really too spicy!!"
Zhu Xudan complained loudly.
Um?
Why does this sentence sound so familiar? ?
Luo Yu suddenly realized.
I remembered!
Jiaxing's number one cash cow - Dilireba also said it!
A good family of 1.3 people, are these two sisters who have been separated for many years under the same roof?
"So you got all the water?"
"Aren't you going to leave yet?"
Yang Mi looked at her with a smile and said.
"I'm leaving! I knew I had more time to come here!"
Zhu Xu stood up angrily and said.
Yang Mi smiled and said, "Zhu Xudan, are you sure you are talking to the boss like this?"
"Don't you want this year's year-end bonus?"
Hearing this, Zhu Xudan changed his face in seconds, and leaned beside Yang Mi with a look of flattery.
"Oh my sister, look at you, am I kidding you?"
"You and brother-in-law eat slowly~ I won't disturb the candlelight for the two of you, it's lunchtime in the sun!"
Zhu Xudan maintained a pleasing expression and slowly left the room
"Don't say it, this Zhu Xudan is really gradually changing now."
Seeing the office door closed, Luo Yu said with a smile.
Yang Mi laughed: "Actually, Zhu Xudan belongs to the kind of person who is quite a sand sculpture."
"If I have to say it, it may be that Zhu Xudan took Reba even more sarcastically."
Luo Yu tutted his mouth: "Yes, sometimes I do feel that Zhu Xudan is a little more aggressive than Reba."
"Huh?" Boss Yang looked at Luo Yu badly.
Luo Yu said helplessly, "I'm talking about the sand sculpture character, what are you thinking about?"
Hearing this, Yang Mi's face looked much better.
"Humph! Who told you not to explain things clearly!" Yang Mi hummed.
Luo Yu said angrily, "You can really do it, can you think in that direction?"
Yang Mi continued to hum and said, "That's not because I care about you~"
Luo Yu rolled his eyes instantly: "Ah yes yes yes, you are right."
"Hurry up and eat!"
After speaking, Luo Yu took a bite of the dish and stuffed it into Yang Mi's mouth.
Immediately, the two began to eat lunch.
after eating.
The two lay down on the sofa as usual and began to take a nap.
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