Entertainment: The Start was Signed by Boss Yang
Chapter 1054
This made Zou Wenping a little depressed.
"Where am I not fashion? I think I dress very well!"
Zou Wenping retorted, even forgetting about spoken words.
Yang Mi and Liu Sisi were happy, but he was in a hurry! He is in a hurry!
Hahaha, sure enough, he has never discovered that he has aesthetic cancer in dressing!
In the past, Zou Wenping had a handsome face and a drool-worthy figure, so people ignored his clothes.
Now that he is wearing a pandaren headgear, other people's eyes will naturally focus on his clothes.
The female guest No. 16 nodded in agreement.
"Actually, that's what I wanted to say at the beginning."
"The male guest's clothes are really indescribable."
"Look, a yellow jacket with a blue T-shirt, I think only people in the 80s would wear this."
Female guest No. 3 nodded.
"Yes, yes!"
"His shoes don't match his pants, his pants don't match his t-shirt, his t-shirt doesn't match his jacket, and he's wearing a black and white pandaren headgear."
"So let alone, it doesn't suit me at all"
"As soon as he walks in, he gives people a very uncomfortable feeling. I don't like him at all!"
Very sharp speech, so that the audience burst into warm applause.
Yang Mi and Liu Sisi were almost out of laughter.
If someone hates Zou Wenping's talent, the two of them will definitely jump out immediately.
But if it's about his clothes, he's a good sister!
Yang Mi said in a low voice.
"Ziqi is right, we can rest assured of Wenping's clothes!"
Liu Sisi laughed.
"We usually look at his face, but don't pay attention to his clothes."
Zou Wenping on the stage had long seen Yang Mi and Liu Sisi's gloating expressions.
He had begun to spiral into self-doubt.
Is there really something wrong with my clothes?
I can't blame myself entirely. As a somewhat straight man, I have no special requirements for clothing.
Just be comfortable.
Who knows, how many real people have I met!
Zou Wenping sighed helplessly, it seemed that he would have to learn how to match with his wives in the future.
The female guest on the 19th also jumped out to criticize.
"It's fine if there is a problem with the clothes, what are you talking about looking for a girlfriend who can replace the guitar."
"Cooperating with us girls, in your eyes, is a substitute for the guitar?"
"Judging from this speech alone, you are not here to find a girlfriend at all!"
Duang!
Another light is turned off.
The female guest No. 24 who just turned off the lights said.
"Thank you for the reminder from the female guest on the 19th, I have forgotten what he said in the VCR just now."
"Then we girls are compared with Guitar 083, then you should marry Guitar!"
Wow!
There was another burst of cheers and applause at the scene.
This happens every time a male guest is bullied.
Zou Wenping replied in a very polite voice.
"Then I'll think about it!"
...
After a sharp speech, there were still 4 lights left on the scene.
Meng Fei and Le Jia are looking forward to how Zou Wenping can make these four lights go out.
So, according to the flow of the program, Meng Fei looked at them and asked.
"You girls who didn't turn off the lights, do you have any questions?"
"If not, then we will go to the link of [Reversal of Boys' Rights]."
Female guest No. 23, a girl with short hair, is also one of the four female guests who left a lamp for Zou Wenping.
She raised her hand, motioning for herself to speak, and then asked.
"Hi male guest, I am a music producer."
"Just now in the vcr, I saw that you like music very much?"
Zou Wenping nodded, this time he did not forget to add colloquial words.
"Hmm... yes... when I'm free... um... I also like to sing by myself!"
...
Ask for flowers, ask for monthly tickets, ask for evaluation tickets!
There is true love in the world, and a flower is also love! .
Chapter 1062
The female guest No. 23 smiled.
"Then can you sing a few lines for us?"
"If your singing can move me, maybe I can leave a light for you until you take off your hood!"
After hearing this, Meng Fei also became interested.
How about Zou Wenping's singing, who in the Xia Kingdom doesn't know?
Just a while ago, how many people cried in "Go Home and Have a Look" on the Spring Festival Gala?
It is a great blessing to be able to hear him roaring on stage!
Meng Fei looked at Zou Wenping.
"Xiao Zou, can you sing a song for us?"
Zou Wenping nodded.
"sure!"
At the same time, I couldn't help but admire in my heart that this situation was exactly as Yang Mi and the others predicted!
From Zou Wenping's appearance on stage to now, Yang Mi and the others assumed everything during the two days of rehearsal.
And they all gave relevant countermeasures!
Zou
Wen Ping secretly exclaimed, these wives of his, could it be that Zhuge Kongming is still alive?
Meng Fei asked slightly excitedly.
"Then what song are you going to sing?"
Zou Wenping thought for a moment and replied.
"Hmm... the title of the song I brought to you... um... is called "Can't Leave You"!"
"Send it to all the female guests present... um... I hope everyone will like it..."
When Zou Wenping speaks, he still does not forget the spoken language.
Meng Fei asked with certainty.
"Are you going to sing a cappella, and also have an accompaniment?"
"If you want an accompaniment, I'll ask our music teacher if he has any."
Zou Wenping replied.
"Sing a cappella, I am very confident in my cappella!"
Meng Fei looked at the female guest seats.
"I'll give you a report."
"Next, please enjoy Xiao Zou's "I Can't Live Without You"!"
"Such a song full of affection and sweetness, I hope the female guest will like it, if you like it, remember to leave a light for Xiao Zou~!"
Wow.
The female guests and the audience looked at Zou Wenping with expectant and playful expressions, hoping that he would bring a good song.
...
This song was specially chosen by Yang Mi for him, and Zou Wenping had to sing out of tune, the lyrics were all changed by Yang Mi!
Zou Wenping sighed, what a great name in his life!
With a singing voice (lv99), he can not only sing songs with all five tones, but also move people's hearts.
He can also sing with tone deafness, to the point where someone even wants to beat him.
cough cough!
Zou Wenping cleared his throat, raised the microphone to the position of his eyes, and pointed his head up to the microphone.
This very unprofessional look caused the audience to laugh out loud.
Zou Wenping sang loudly.
"You opened your arms and melted the bird's nest. (You opened your arms and melted me.)
You only pick up this year, the leaky pan. (You twirled your fingertips and crushed me)
You stir up the wind and rain and sweep away the bird's nest. (You stir up the wind and cloud, sweep me away)
You lift up the rags and smash the nests! (You made waves and abandoned me)"
Zou Wenping sang all the lyrics and pitch wrong on purpose.
The weird pronunciation and extremely non-standard singing made the audience roar with laughter.
After listening to Zou Wenping's singing, female guest No. 23 was struck by lightning!
Quickly interrupt Zou Wenping's singing.
"Stop, stop, stop!"
"Brother! Brother! Please stop singing!"
Zou Wenping stopped singing and replied pretending to be innocent.
"What's wrong with me?"
"There is something wrong with my singing, please give me some advice!"
Female guest No. 23 said in a speechless voice.
"What's the matter? Brother, is there a line you sang just now that you can re-tune?"
"No, don't talk about the pitch, what's the matter with your weird pronunciation?"
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