Entertainment: There is a baby at the beginning

Chapter 057

“Haha, these two have too much tacit understanding!”

“I see you two make do!”

“That’s it, it feels very matched!”

“The baby you two gave birth to must be very good-looking!”

……

Netizens have begun to worry about the marriage of Damimi and Lin Mu.

However, these two people are another squint.

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They didn’t look at each other, causing everyone to laugh.

“I said, what are you going to do in the afternoon?”

Huang Lei asked.

Yang Mi’s fox eyes rolled around, she didn’t forget that the purpose of coming here was to help her sister test this man.

She knew that Lin Mu could tell fairy tales.

Just take advantage of the current effort and let him talk about another one.

See if he has real material.

Yes, that’s it!

“Lin Mu!”

Yang Mi exclaimed.

Lin Mu didn’t pay attention to her at all, pretending not to hear.

？？？

Yang Mi directly black question mark, ignore me?

“Lin Mu!”

This time it was raised by a little decibels, and everyone quieted down.

All right.

Lin Mu couldn’t pretend to be inaudible.

“What for?”

He glanced straight at him.

“Don’t you tell fairy tales? Or…… Tell us one too? ”

“Hehe~”

Lin Mu smiled: “Tell you fairy tales?” A man in his thirties still listens to fairy tales? Haven’t you heard a word, called fairy tales are all lies, face reality, old woman! ”

？？？

ITM!

Yang Miren was dumbfounded, and her beautiful pretty face froze for a few seconds.

Big brother, do I have a grudge against you, you scare me so much?

Yang Mi pinched him fiercely: “Who asked you to say my age!” Don’t you know the age of a woman can’t say? ”

“This is not what I said, it is all on Baidu Encyclopedia, you will know that it is wrong if you check it.”

Lin Mu spread his hands and said helplessly.

“Huh? Is it? ”

Yang Mi blinked cutely, as if this was the case, no, is the point now this?

“You are the old woman!”

Yang Mi bit her lip and kicked him under the table in a huff.

“What about my beetle?”

Lin Mu looked down and looked for beetles all over the ground.

Hearing the word “beetle”, Yang Mi’s frightened face turned white:

“Big brother, we have something to say.”

“Don’t, you’re older than me, don’t climb relatives.”

“Little brother, we have something to say.”

Younger brother?

You call me little brother?!

“Yang Mi, I must put a few beetles on your bed tonight to make you happy and happy.” Lin Mu said.

“Ahhh!! Don’t don’t, I’m wrong, then what do you say it’s called? Big guy? ”

“Call Daddy.”

“you!”

……

This series of conversations simply made people laugh to the point of spraying rice.

Live room fryer.

Everyone present also laughed and turned on their backs.

It is said that Damimi is terrifying.

But in front of Lin Mu.

Big honey is just that!

“Haha! A mountain is taller than a mountain! ”

“Big Honey has finally been subdued!”

“In terms of intimidating skills, I would like to call Lin Mu the strongest!”

……

“Otherwise, how many jokes do you say to help the fun?”

Huang Lei proposed with a smile.

Yang Mi was blown up by her intimidated mentality, and was worried that she had nowhere to find a venue, and raised her white chin:

“Okay, I think let Lin Mu come first.”

Lin Mu: ??

This woman has a dark belly….

Peng Peng, Sha Yi, Ouyana Nana and others all looked at Lin Mu.

An expectant look.

“……”

Well, now it’s hard to ride a tiger.

“Then tell one, don’t blame me if it’s not funny.”

Lin Mu spread his hands, looking indifferent.

Yang Mi made up her mind that she couldn’t laugh even if she was funny.

She wanted to embarrass Lin Mu to death.

Lin Mu thought about it in his mind for a while, and then said:

“I have a cousin who went to the hospital.

Say to the doctor: Doctor! I have a strange disease that I want men as soon as I drink.

After hearing this, the doctor closed the door and said, it seems that he is not very sick, and he must be treated. So, you have a glass of wine now, and I’ll see how the condition is? ”

There was silence for three seconds.

“Crouch hahahaha!”

Peng Peng was the first to react and laughed directly.

Then, with an uproar, everyone was amused.

Yang Mi held back her internal injuries with a smile, what kind of joke is this, it’s too dirty!

Lin Mu is a little confused.

Is this really funny?

He began to wonder, is everyone in the show, or is it really funny?

So I talked about another one:

“Seventy years ago, Grandpa Xiaoming was 23 years old, holding a millet plus rifle, and his mind was full of how to do the countrymen.

Seventy years later, Xiaoming was 23 years old, holding a millet handjob, and his mind was full of how to do the countryman. ”

Everyone has not yet recovered from the previous paragraph.