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Inkstone?

This sentence attracted everyone’s attention.

I saw that Du Dahai was holding the dragon and phoenix inkstone in his hand, and asked with a dull face:

“It’s this inkstone!”

Sha Yi saw that he had never seen the world.

The heart moves.

Good fellow, finally it’s your turn to load X?

He heard Lin Mu say just now that this inkstone platform needs more than 2 million!

So Sha Yi cleared his throat.

Smiled and said: “Look at your appearance that has never seen the world, hehe, don’t hold this inkstone table with your fat hand, you are not afraid to take the price!” Hurry up and put it down! ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn’t help but become interested.

Xie Na was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: “Teacher Sha, listen to you, this inkstone platform is very expensive?” ”

“Huh!”

Sha Yi walked to the front with his hands in his hands, looking like a master, pretending to be x, always a little forced.

“That’s not it!”

I have to say that this person really has a sense of variety, a small inkstone, but it has made enough gimmicks for him.

Du Dahai was shocked: “Teacher Sha, this inkstone platform is yours?” ”

“It’s not!”

Sha Yi shook his head:

“It’s Lin Mu’s, eh, I said, don’t you hurry up and put it down, this inkstone platform is precious, it will kill you if it is broken!”

Du Dahai hurriedly reacted, quickly put down the inkstone platform, and said:

“Kill me? I am ruined by this inkstone, and I have no bottoms left! ”

Don’t have bottoms left?

Sha Yi was stunned, and immediately smiled: “I said the sea, you are a little flattering, you are also a family property of tens of millions, have several companies, this inkstone platform can still afford to lose.” ”

“……”

Du Dahai now understands, you don’t know anything!

“Teacher Sha, do you know how expensive this inkstone is?”

Sha Yi held up two fingers: “2 million!” What Lin Mu said personally, can I not know? ”

“Shhh!”

“I’ll go!”

“One inkstone costs two million, am I not worthy of writing brush words?”

……

Everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Lin Mu.

Wu Xin walked quickly to Du Dahai, looked left and right, and was suspicious, is this inkstone inlaid with gold?

How else would it be so expensive?

“Hahaha! Daily funny fool session! ”

“Teacher Shayi, I’m sorry, I want to send you on the hot search again!”

“In these years, does anyone still believe what Lin Mu said?”

“Laugh me to death, after the last time, Teacher Sha still hasn’t been able to escape Lin Mu’s deception!”

……

Netizens are already laughing at the moment.

Especially seeing that Sha Yi pretended to be x not the appearance of anti-grass, many people took screenshots and made emojis.

“2 million? Huh…”

Du Dahai shook his head and smiled, he is knowledgeable, he knows calligraphy very well, and has practiced for more than ten years.

For some of the four precious treasures of the study, he is a child clear.

When he saw the inkstone, it was like a car lover saw a Lamborghini poison.

That mood…

“Everyone, popular science, just this inkstone platform I am referring to, the name is Sun Moon Tonghui Dragon and Phoenix Inkstone!! I checked it eight years ago, and the estimate was 100 million! Now it’s up to 120 million! ”

Quiet!!

There was a dead silence!!

Sha Yi was stunned, and Huang Lei was dumbfounded, not to mention that the next few people were hit one after another.

You say an island, 300 million, even if it is counted, it is more expensive, after all, it is an island, we can still understand.

You said that you bought an inkstone platform and bought more than 100 million?!

This……

Is this a suspect that there is too much money in the family?

“Lin Mu, is this true?”

Sha Yi hurriedly looked at Lin Mu, seeking a price.

Lin Mu did not answer directly, but looked at Du Dahai and smiled:

“I didn’t expect to meet someone who knows…”

When he said this, everyone understood what it meant.

It’s true!

It’s true!

“Okay with us as friends?”

“Brother Lin Mu, can I hold your thighs?”

“Oooo I have already left tears of poverty! ”

“Oh my God!”

Sha Yi slapped his thigh with remorse:

“You mean, I used more than 100 million inkstones to sharpen ink this morning?! I’m special… Lin Mu, you are poisonous! I guess I have worn out hundreds of thousands, right? ”

The flesh hurts!

Who knows, Lin Mu smiled indifferently:

“Isn’t the inkstone used to sharpen ink?” Isn’t it possible to put it in ashes at home? Eh, but don’t say yet, being an ashtray is also a good choice. ”

I’m smoking your sister!

He Jiong almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.

He can be regarded as being able to make more money here, he has his own company, plus various variety shows, endorsements, advertisements and so on all year round.

The money earned a year, probably around 560 million, is already the ceiling of the host.

But you say, you want him to buy an inkstone platform of more than 100 million?

The devil will buy it!

“Flashed it all out of my way!”

At this time, Sha Yi shouted, quite a feeling that Second Master Guan was possessed.

Everyone was so frightened that they took two steps back.

Sha Yi walked quickly to the inkstone:

“Let me taste the inkstone table of more than 100 million, the ink that has been ground out.”

Burst!

Everyone laughed en masse.

Teacher Sha, are you particularly poisonous?

“Hahahaha!”

“I found Sha Yi to be really funny, one moment said to pick some gold leaf on the piano, the next time said to drink some ink, are you really not afraid that your stomach is full of periodic tables?”

“Teacher Sha, it won’t be too much!”

“Teacher Sha, let’s have to be a little backbone, you used to be Baiyutang, it’s a thief, don’t be like this, don’t be like this…”

……

Wu Xin and Xie looked at each other, they had just come to the mushroom house, and they were very frightened.

Since Lin Muyi came.

I always feel as if money is not money, but paper, tens of millions in a while, hundreds of millions in a while.

At this time, Peng Peng, who was too sober, took out his mobile phone and looked at the balance of Alipay.

It was as if a basin of cold water had been poured on your head.

Instantly sobered up!

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