Entertainment: There is a baby at the beginning
Chapter 099
“Hahaha, laugh me to death!”
“Look at Peng Peng’s expression of doubting life, people are stupid, you actually let me put my hand in?”
“Peng Peng: Look into my eyes, are you serious?”
“I almost forgot that cutie has the attribute of black belly!”
“……”
Netizens talked a lot, talking about it, and sure enough, Peng Peng was the bully of the mushroom house.
Now even the little cutie dares to bully him.
“It’s okay, brother Peng Peng, you don’t have to be afraid, Ca Ca said, some grass will eat people, some will not, this kind of will not, it is too small!”
Little cutie also explained to dispel the doubts in Peng Peng’s heart, which was intimate.
Peng Peng: Then do I have to thank you for thinking about me?
This scene almost made everyone laugh to tears.
“Little cutie, then why don’t you put your own hands in it?”
Peng Peng asked.
“……”
The little cutie glanced at him weakly, her eyes suddenly turned red, and she looked aggrieved and wanted to cry:
“Brother Peng Peng, don’t you like to be quiet? You actually want to put your little hands in quietly? ”
If today was the first time to see Jing Jing, Peng Peng might still be deceived, but now he knows Jing Jing’s trick.
This little trickster is definitely pretending!
Peng Peng can’t be fooled a second time!
“Little girl, you can’t fool me!”
Peng Peng directly debunked.
Seeing that the little cutie couldn’t deceive him, the little face that was about to cry out immediately changed, his fingers pulled down his eyelids, spit out his cute little tongue, and grimaced at Peng Peng:
“Slightly!”
This scene is almost like everyone’s hearts.
“Brother told you that although this pitcher plant does not eat people, it will release toxins and paralyze people’s hands.”
Quietly stunned, he turned to look at Ca Ca for answers.
I saw Ca Ca nodded, and the little cutie suddenly realized this expression:
“Oh, so it is!”
She opened her small mouth, looked ignorant, and then said:
“Then thank you Uncle Peng Peng, goodbye uncle!”
Peng Peng: …
Why have I become an uncle again?!
The speed of face change is so fast, cute, you are almost in the same line as your father!
“Hahaha, when there is a need, it is a brother, and when there is no need, it is an uncle!”
“Laugh at me, it’s too real to be quiet, right?”
“This is still a little princess with a black belly, so cute that it can’t be done!”
……
“Eh, you guys come over and see what I’ve picked up?!”
He Jiong suddenly exclaimed excitedly.
“?”
Lin Mu answered quickly, which made everyone laugh.
He Jiong glared at him angrily: “What, look, water radish!” ”
Everyone looked up.
The small radish on He Jiong’s hand was watery, and there was some dirt on it.
“Teacher He is so young!”
“yes, it’s too small!”
……
Ouyana Nana and Zhang Zifeng had never seen this kind of radish before, and subconsciously complained.
But just finished speaking.
He Jiong’s face immediately darkened, and he pouted helplessly:
“What do you two sisters mean, if you want to talk, just say it – the water radish picked by Teacher He is so small, what do you mean by saying that I am small??”
“Poof!”
“Hahahaha!” The crowd was amused again.
“Dirt! The Demon King is coming! What a dirt to come! ”
“Can you still drive on this broken road?!”
“This car has driven to my face, you two sisters are really, isn’t Teacher He a well-known thing (funny)”
“Shh! And children, pay attention! ”
……
Ouyang Nana’s words ignited netizens who were watching the live broadcast.
Caused the barrage to skyrocket instantly.
For this beautiful misunderstanding, netizens do not intend to let it go.
Of course, in addition to them, there are also some unscrupulous self-media.
#何炯太小! #
Soon, this title was on the hot search.
Countless confused stars, fans, when they saw this title, were stunned for a few seconds.
Then a knowing smile rose at the corner of his mouth.
But when they click in.
“Gan!”
“It’s the title party again!”
“Your sister! I thought I could break the news! ”
“It’s crazy, I looked forward to it in vain!”
……
“Don’t you two have a childhood? Don’t you even know about water radish? ”
He Jiong said angrily.
Obviously, the sentence “Teacher He is too young” just now hurt his self-esteem a little, and he couldn’t calm down for a while.
The two women looked at each other, and a dull expression flashed on their pretty faces, obviously they had not heard of it.
“Water radish I know, when I was a child, I picked it in the vegetable field in the wild, it was summery, sweet, and delicious!”
Sha Yi has more say.
After all, except for Huang Lei, he was the same age as He Jiong.
“Water radishes like this are also clean, and you can basically eat them by rinsing them with water.”
After speaking, He Jiong took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack, washed it slightly, and washed off the dirt on the skin.
Then I threw it into my mouth and bit the crispy raw.
“Ca Cang, why is Uncle He so unhygienic!”
The little cute expressions were all twisted together, obviously a little unable to understand He Jiong’s behavior.
“You Uncle He is called not clean, eating is not sick, adults can do this, children cannot.”
Lin Mu said with a smile:
“Children’s resistance is not as good as adults, eating too much is easy to diarrhea, although water can wash off the soil on the water radish, but it cannot be completely washed, there will definitely be residues.”
“Who knows how many people have stepped on this dirt?”
“Who knows how many snakes, insects, rats, ants, cockroaches, and scorpions have crawled through this soil?”
“Who knows how much small animal droppings are in this dirt?”
The little cute “Oh”, suddenly realized, and exclaimed:
“Then Uncle He is eating now!”
Every word of this father and son.
He Jiong, who was originally chewing, chewed more and more slowly, and his face became more and more ugly.
Finally sighed, spit out the radish in his mouth, his face was almost green, and said helplessly:
“Are you father and daughter disgusting me?!”
……
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