Entertainment: This Bit Player Is Crazy

The Life I'm Longing for Now is just a slow lifestyle variety show produced on a whim by Teacher Huang and Teacher He.

The ratings are not that high yet, and the recorded content has indeed achieved the goal of being self-reliant.

The mushroom house is also completely different from the ones behind it. It is a small tile-roofed house in the countryside, a simple farmhouse.

If you want to eat, you have to work non-stop. You even owe the director a lot of money, and you have to chop firewood yourself.

At the most critical moment, I suddenly stopped recording halfway through because I ran out of money. I didn’t continue recording until I found investment again later.

Therefore, the first season of Longing is also the only variety show that was recorded over a period of two years. It is completely different from the variety show that became the winner of the nine-digit bidding later.

The car was driving on a country road, with occasional bumps along the way.

Reba looked at the fields outside the car window and asked Qiubai:

"Have you ever lived in a rural area?"

"Of course, I grew up watching rural TV series."

He grew up in a rural area in his last life, but he has never lived in a rural area in this life.

"How can watching TV series count? I mean, can you, Zero Zero Seven, farm?"

"Of course, I can farm, feed cows and pigs, cut grass, and harvest wheat, I can do it all!"

"boast!"

Reba obviously didn't believe Qiubai's words.

"I grew up on the grassland since I was a child. This is not my first time coming to the countryside.

"Really? Then you can have a good experience and try to leave a good memory.

"By the way, have you seen the life you long for?"

"I've seen it. I'm a big fan of The Longing for Life. I've watched every issue without fail."

"How did I find out that you agreed to everything I said? Are you lying to me again?"

"How is it possible? In front of the national audience, I swear that everything I say is true. If I tell a lie, "The audience across the country did not have any seasoning packets to eat instant noodles today."

When this scene was broadcast, many viewers were speechless. What do you swear you have to do with us!!!

Just as the two people were chatting, the program team handed over a mobile phone:

"Now you can order food for Mushroom House."

Qiu Bai took the phone and said subconsciously:

"By the way, you can also order food, I forgot about it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Reba said loudly:

"You also said that you had seen it, but you didn't even know how to order! You're done. Now the audience across the country will curse you to death."

Qiu Bai hesitated to speak. He had really watched The Longing for Life, and not just the first season, he had watched it all the way to the final season.

It was because he had seen it that he couldn't remember the matter of ordering food over the phone. After all, this classic link has disappeared since the fourth season.

"Okay, dear viewers across the country, if anyone eats instant noodles without seasoning packets today, please be sure to contact the manufacturer to ask them to compensate and then expose it.

What kind of unscrupulous merchant doesn’t include seasoning packets? It’s really too much!”

After Qiu Bai finished speaking, Reba laughed on the side:

"You, I thought you wanted to compensate others, but you asked them to expose the manufacturer. Why are you like this?"

"Do you know what this means?"

"What's the point?"

"It shows that when you encounter bad luck, don't look for the reason from yourself first, and never take other people's mistakes as your own responsibility.

"Wow, how did you come up with this? It makes sense."

"It makes sense, so viewers, if you really don't have the seasoning packet, don't blame me, it's God's mistake.

He will believe whatever I swear. "

Reba, who looked impressed just now, instantly widened his eyes:

"You, can I say you are a bit thick-skinned?"

"Absolutely, I think so too."

"Hahahahaha."

When this segment was broadcast, the audience all burst into laughter. This Qiubai was really good at nonsense, and it was really funny.

"Okay, don't talk. I'm going to make a call. I'll be here in a minute."

"okay."

Qiu Bai dialed the phone, and soon an awkward voice came from the other side:

"Hello, who is it?"

"Hello, we are guests visiting the Mushroom House for a while, and we would like to order some food.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?"

"Is anything okay?"

"Anything is OK, Teacher Huang is OK!"

"In that case, I want to eat some fried chicken."

"Little grass chicken? A chicken made of grass?"

Before Qiu Bai could speak, Teacher He's voice came from the other side:

"Chicken made of grass, stir-fried chicken."

"The little grass chicken is okay, are there any more?"

"Can I order more?"

"Yes, Teacher Huang can do it!"

"Unlucky boy, I can't, please let him eat less.

"You should be less careful about what Teacher Huang said."

"Okay, then I also want to eat roasted lamb leg."

"Roast leg of lamb? Leg of lamb? Okay, are there any more?"

"What??? Roast leg of lamb??? Dahua, tell him we don't have this dish at home!"

"Teacher He said we don't have this dish at home."

"Yes. Don't you have a sheep at home? I've already watched the show."

"Teacher He, they want to eat the old man's legs!"

"Let them go. We don't welcome such guests. Diandian is our family and cannot be eaten."

"Teacher He said to let you go."

"I do not go."

"Teacher He won't leave."

"Who is this? Give it to me and let me see who is so bold.

As soon as Qiu Bai heard that Teacher He was about to answer the phone, he immediately threw the phone to Reba.

Reba, who was watching the excitement, was suddenly startled. Just as he was about to return it to Qiubai, Teacher He's voice came from the other side:

"Hey, who ate what our old man ordered? Talk!"

Reba kept pushing his cell phone to Qiubai, but Qiubai didn't want it.

"Where are the people? Speak!"

"Hello, hello, Teacher He."

"Girl, do you want to eat some of our snacks?"

"It's not me, Teacher He, it's another person, O

"Then what do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat lazizi, is that okay?"

"Pull a note? Can Teacher Huang do it?"

Okay, okay, is there anything else?”

"there is none left."

"Why is there no more beer duck? Beer duck."

"Baba, let the guy who wants to eat beer duck speak!"

"Ah? Teacher He, did you guess me?"

"Of course, I knew it was you as soon as you said you were sending a note. Just give the phone to the person next to you."

Reba immediately handed the phone to Qiu Bai with schadenfreude, but Qiu Bai didn't want it.

"That person who is trying to avoid the phone right now, if you don't answer the phone, believe it or not, I won't be able to get a bite of food from you."

Qiu Bai's eyes suddenly widened and he whispered to the camera:

"How did he know? How did he know?"

When this scene was broadcast, the audience's jaws dropped at Teacher He's guess.

Qiu Bai had no choice but to answer the phone, then pinched his nose and said:

"Hello, Teacher He."

"You just want to eat some of our food, right? You also want stir-fried chicken and beer duck? Do you want to eat the fried shredded pork with belt?"

"Teacher He, the director asked me to order."

"You don't have to hold your nose to talk to me. Do you want me to welcome you with my nunchucks later, Xiaobai?"

Qiu Bai's mouth immediately opened up, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

He and Teacher He have never met once. How did Teacher He guess him?

"Close your mouth, come here, tell me, what do you want to eat?"

Qiu Bai immediately closed his mouth and hung up the phone in a hurry.

"How did Teacher He guess it? How did he know it? Teacher He and I have never met.

Oh my god, audience friends, 3.1 is truly amazing!!!”

On the other side, Teacher He listened to the blind voice on the phone and said with a smile:

"Hahahaha, he died."

Teacher Huang said:

"Did you hear who it was?"

"One is Reba and the other is Qiubai."

"Qiubai? Is that Qiubai who is very popular on the Internet?"

"That's him. I narrated a program he participated in, and I recognized his voice right away."

"Hahahaha, I think about it, is he the unlucky kid who was knocked down by Huang Zitao with a stick?"

"Hahahaha, that's him."

"Okay, I finally figured it out. The kid got a relatively light blow last time. Dahua, go find a nunchuck and come over. "I'm going to break his legs ten more times today."

He still wants to eat our old favorites, including stir-fried chicken and beer duck, so why doesn’t he go to heaven?”

"Okay, I'll get it."

At this time, Qiu Bai didn't know that Teacher Huang was already waiting for his arrival with nunchucks.

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