entertainment threesome

Chapter 10 Hefang Street

On Saturday morning, Fatty Zhai slept in without any surprise.

From nine to ten thirty, Ruoying knocked on the door at least three or four times, and he just pulled the quilt over his head and fell asleep.

It seemed like someone came over and pushed him during this period, like the sound of Che Guanglong?

It wasn't until I was full that I got up and sat on the bed, looking around sleepily.

On the other bed, the disheveled Liu Kewei was in a similar state to him, leaning against the wall, half asleep.

Che Guanglong's bed had been made long ago. The sheets were straightened without any wrinkles, the quilt was folded squarely, and pillows were placed on top.

"Morning!" Fatty Zhai said listlessly to Liu Kewei.

"Antu!" Liu Kewei also responded weakly.

The fat man fucked the slippers under the bed like he was embarrassed: "Speak humanly!"

"Now," Liu Kewei nodded, "The best song for Hamida is Anihasaya!"

The slippers in the fat man's hand flew towards Liu Kewei's direction and hit Liu Kewei's bed.

Liu Kewei chuckled and rubbed his eyes hard with his hands.

"I asked you to speak human words, not honorifics!" Fatty Zhai stood up, picked up his slippers, stretched, and then started to make the bed, "You have gone crazy!"

When he was lying in bed last night, Liu Kewei pestered Cha Guanglong to learn Korean for more than an hour, which kept the fat man awake. Now he can even understand a few sentences, and can even tell the difference between respect and respect.

slang and non-honorific language.

Liu Kewei retorted: "Is Korean not a human language?"

"What you say about foreign devils, isn't that nonsense?" Fatty Zhai said angrily, "Koreans can be considered foreign devils, even though they look similar to us **** people."

"You're a nerd obsessed with Gundam and Sixth Heavenly Demon Online. How dare you talk to me about foreigners and ****?" Liu Kewei sneered at the fat nerd, "Your own position isn't much better than mine, is it?"

"Then you are really wrong. I will never be dissatisfied." Fatty Zhai said calmly, "If domestic animations and games are better than Japanese ones, I will definitely do my best to support them! The problem is that we ourselves are not good enough, right?

What? What about you? There are so many outstanding singers and artists from both sides of the Taiwan Strait and three places, but they are obsessed with a Korean girl group, and even go to the trouble of learning Korean for them."

Liu Kewei said: "It's up to you to take care of it! I don't believe you can't speak a word of Japanese! Be careful if you say a few words to me one day, I'll spray you to death!"

The fat otaku touched his nose in embarrassment and guilt. He really knew a few words in Japanese. How many otakus who watched too many cartoons couldn't understand a word of Japanese? Besides, he had also watched a few Dahe dramas...but he was really good at it.

I have never specifically learned Japanese, I just accumulated it bit by bit while watching subtitles.

"Then there's no need to study so hard!" Fatty Zhai said, "You don't have to take the exam, why not take your time?"

"We'll see Yoona and the others in half a month," Liu Kewei scratched his head, "If we don't hurry up and learn a few words, we won't be able to make it by then."

"See? They are standing on the stage and you are in the audience. Can this be regarded as seeing them?" Fatty Zhai complained, "And you have no chance to talk to them, so why are you so serious?"

"If you could foresee everything, there would be no such thing as accidents in the world." Liu Kewei argued, "Everything is possible, but opportunities will only come to those who are prepared!"

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you." The fat man left the house angrily and went to the bathroom to wash up.

There are two bathrooms in this apartment. There is one in the master bedroom where Ruoying and the others live, and another one next to the living room, which is only for men.

When he walked into the living room, he saw Che Guanglong and Ruo Ying sitting on the sofa watching TV. The fat man said hello to them and said casually: "You two got up really early, but it's very disturbing to have a clear dream on a weekend morning."

It’s too much!”

Ruoying frowned dissatisfied and said, "Morning? It's almost noon! Didn't we agree to go to Hefang Street?"

"I didn't say I couldn't go. It's not too late to go in the afternoon, right?" The fat man staggered into the bathroom.

Ruoying's complaint came from behind, and Fatty Zhai pretended not to hear it.

Not long after, Liu Kewei also squeezed into the bathroom and started picking up the accessories.

After all the trouble, the four of them went out and took a taxi to Hefang Street.

When we got off the bus, it was almost noon.

On a tall ocher archway, there are three characters "Qinghefang" written on it.

The four of them stood under the archway and looked around.

"Is this a historical site from the Song Dynasty?" Liu Kewei looked up and asked casually.

The fat man sneered, shook his head and said, "Definitely not."

"From the Ming Dynasty?" Liu Kewei asked.

The fat man said: "No"

"It can't be from the Qing Dynasty, right? It won't be long..." Liu Kewei said with some regret.

"It's a pity that it's not," Zhai Fatty complained, "how much do you lack common sense? These three words are in order from left to right. They are obviously not historical sites! They are not even considered 'antique'."

"Damn it, I'm not a history student. Why do I need to know this?" Liu Kewei said.

The fat man shrugged: "I'm not a history student, this is common sense."

"Aren't you two hungry?" Che Guanglong tried to smooth things over, "Let's find a restaurant to settle our stomach problems first, and then we can take our time shopping after eating."

"Don't go to the restaurant." Ruoying suggested, "There is a street here full of all kinds of snacks. I will take you there."

The snack street was really lively, with many stalls, and tourists could only crowd one after another on the narrow aisle.

After walking around for a while, we didn’t go very far, but it did take quite a while.

Everyone took several snacks that they were interested in, and finally found an empty table and sat down.

In fact, the taste of these snacks is really not that good. Most people just want them for fun.

After all, if you have to serve so many tourists, is it possible to cook with exquisite craftsmanship?

The stall owners were busy working on pot after pot and bowl after bowl. It was just mechanized and streamlined work.

Fortunately, the purpose of the four of us coming here is not to eat. We can have a good time, so we don't have to be too picky.

After eating, the four of them strolled along the scenic pedestrian street.

On both sides of the street, there are mainly two-story wooden antique buildings.

Tea shops, medicine shops, jewelry stalls, grocery stores selling all kinds of strange things...

Liu Kewei happily took Che Guanglong around each store and kept asking him how to say this in Korean and how to say that in Korean.

Che Guanglong's expression was one of helplessness. All the fat people saw it and couldn't help but laugh with schadenfreude.

Ruoying couldn't get involved in the conversation between Che Guanglong and Liu Kewei, so she walked beside Fatty Zhai.

"You don't seem to like it here?" Ruoying asked.

The fat man nodded: "It's not that I don't like it very much, I'm just not interested."

"Why?" Ruoying asked, "Although I've been here several times, I still think it's quite fun here. There are so many weird things, as well as these ancient buildings and people wearing ancient costumes..."

"I just think it's more fake," Zhai Fatty shrugged, "It's a bit like those film and television bases in Wuxi, the Three Kingdoms City, Water Margin, etc. They were all created by later generations for commercial purposes, and they are not as good as the Forbidden City and the Forbidden City."

"Then why don't you go to the Forbidden City to play? Isn't that true?" Ruoying asked.

The fat man rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "To be honest, it's because it's completely non-smoking there. It would take several hours to go around. I guess I can't hold it in."

Ruoying said angrily: "You still have the nerve to say it! Can't you just quit? Smoking is not a good thing!"

The fat man shrugged and didn't want to talk about this topic. At some point, Che Guanglong and Liu Kewei came over.

"Actually, I don't want to smoke anymore. Uncle Duan, let's quit smoking together," Che Guanglong interrupted, then turned to look at Liu Kewei, "What do you think, Old Liu?"

"I have quit smoking. At that time, I only smoked a few cigarettes a day." Liu Kewei frowned. "The more I quit, the more violent I smoked. It seems that every time I quit smoking, my craving for cigarettes will become stronger."

"You call that quitting smoking?" Ruoying said disdainfully, "It's just that the interval is a little longer, isn't it?"

"Whatever you say." Liu Kewei chuckled.

Fatty Zhai explained calmly: "When I write, I feel very uncomfortable without a cigarette, and it's the same when I play games."

Che Guanglong thought for a while, took out a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket and gave it to Fatty Zhai: "Then you can continue smoking. Anyway, I decided to quit."

"No way, are you serious?" Liu Kewei asked with a smile.

The fat man looked at Che Guanglong, then at Ruoying, smiled, and without saying anything else, silently put the cigarette and lighter into his pocket.

After walking around for a while, the four of us didn't buy a few souvenirs.

Liu Kewei and Che Guanglong each bought a wallet. Liu Kewei's wallet had the image of Che Guevara, and Che Guanglong's wallet belonged to Lei Feng. The background also had Chairman Mao's inscription "Learn from Comrade Lei Feng."

Ruoying has been here several times, and she has probably already bought anything she is interested in.

The fat guy is basically not interested in these souvenirs.

Seeing that it was getting late, they took a taxi back to Binjiang.

It was almost time for dinner, and the four of them started discussing where to eat in the car.

"Just go to the store yesterday. Didn't they say they have pizza? I haven't eaten pizza yet." The fat man suddenly interrupted.

So the taxi stopped in front of Pizza Hut.

The fat man walked a few steps faster and was the first to enter the store. He immediately saw the girl from yesterday, lowering his head to clean a dining table. He calmly sat down in the empty seat near the girl. Che Guanglong and Liu Ke

Wei and Ruoying also followed him to their seats.

After the girl cleared the dining table and passed by them, he stretched out his hand to signal.

"Hello, what do you need?" He still bowed slightly, smiled kindly, had a soft but pleasant voice, and said exactly the same words as yesterday.

On Ruoying's recommendation, I ordered a Supreme Seafood Pizza for main course and a few snacks.

The fat man glanced at the girl secretly.

He confirmed that he just couldn't help but want to get close to her and see her.

Just the outline of her figure appears in the field of vision, and I feel inexplicably happy.

At the end of ordering, the girl started asking everyone in turn what drinks they wanted.

The fat man suddenly noticed that there was a small work tag pinned to the chest of the girl's uniform, and it seemed to have a name written on it...

The font is very small, it's hard to see clearly unless you get close, it seems to be two characters.

He squinted his eyes and tried his best to identify.

Mi... Hong...? Is this her name?

"Excuse me, sir, what do you want to drink?" the girl said to him.

The fat man replied casually: "Just the same as yesterday."

The girl showed a slightly surprised expression.

Before he could realize what was going on, the three people around him all laughed crookedly.

"Who would remember what you ordered yesterday!" Ruoying covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes almost narrowed into two arcs.

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