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Suddenly, a burst of uncontrollable laughter erupted from the audience.

On the screen was a copycat version of a logo that most of the world's human beings (excluding undeveloped babies of course) are probably familiar with - the title title of MGM's Lion.

One of the most famous movie titles in human history. In a sense, it is also a symbol of Hollywood movies and American culture. It is also probably one of the most parodied objects in human history. (For example, if you go to the Internet

On the way, I used Baidu to search for the keyword "MGM movie titles", and the top headline was a link to a website with "imitation MGM movie title templates.")

That roaring lion is now being recognized by a guy wearing a frog costume - and all the tens of thousands of spectators in the audience (including people like Zhai Fatty and Che Guanglong who are not sure whether they are passersby or passerby fans) can recognize it.

replaced by the guy.

Wearing a green frog hat and wavy brown hair like a lion's mane, Taeyeon stuck out her lower lip with a sultry expression, turned her head around, suddenly stuck out her little tongue and tried to bite it, but couldn't help but laugh.

At this moment, he turned his head away from the camera in embarrassment.

Several "croak" and "croak" frog calls were heard in the background music at the right time.

(Subtitles & Voice-over) Provided by Girls' Generation; "kkonggee&porgee".

Jessica, who was wearing Korean clothing, pointed at the camera with a fierce expression, then crossed her arms and raised her head to laugh.

(Subtitles & Voice-over) Starring Stepmother: Jessica.

Sunny, who was also wearing Korean clothes, put her hands together under her left cheek, twisting her body and feeling sorry for herself.

(Subtitles & Voice-over) Starring kkonggee: Sunny.

Hyoyeon, who was still wearing Hanbok, shook his body and laughed wildly. He pointed his thumb at himself proudly, then picked up his collar and dusted it boldly.

(Subtitles & Voice-over) ("They are all starring~") Starring potgee: Hyoyeon.

Sooyoung, wearing men's Korean clothing and sunglasses, was groping in the corridor with her head bent.

(Subtitles & Voice-over) Special Starring: Blind Shen: Soo-young

Backed by a few classical strings, in the courtyard of an old-style mansion, the three leading actors and a special guest and... the guy wearing a frog suit in the opening of a certain copycat movie all gathered under the eaves away from the camera.

, this story begins in such a strange way.

(Subtitles & Voice-over) A long time ago, in the Joseon era, there were kkonggee & porgee.

Sunny was sweeping the steps with a broom, while Jessica and Hyoyeon were scolding her in unison. What are you doing? The floor is so dirty. It's so annoying! Sunny turned her head and cried in grievance, but Jessica and Hyoyeon still refused to let her go.

Because the socks were not washed, Jessica slapped Sunny angrily. Hyoyeon rushed up and punched Sunny, causing Sunny to fall to the floor in a circle. Jessica, who seemed to be abusive, seemed to be addicted to the slaps, and then

The slap made Hyoyeon, who was feeling proud, spin around and fall down. Then he slapped Sooyoung, who was doing soy sauce at the bottom of the steps, to the yard with another slap. Taeyeon next to her was petrified with shock.

Only Sunny and Hyoyeon were left in the mansion. The two of them gritted their teeth to take revenge on Jessica, and even showed their firm stance by posing like a Japanese cartoon. Then the two of them practiced various exaggerated and funny dances in the courtyard.

And Jessica and Taeyeon were playing happily on the street.

The camera turned to the dance competition scene. Sunny and Hyoyeon were on one side, and Jessica and Taeyeon were on the other. The four of them were provoking each other tit-for-tat and talking trash like in the NBA. Both sides danced convulsively, and dressed up as ancient nobles.

The wife's Sooyoung judges ruled that Sunny and Hyoyeon won.

"Wow, this girl is so tall!" Seeing Xiuying who was obviously half a head taller than Hyoyeon and Sunny next to her, Cha Guangyong smacked his tongue and said, "She must be 1.7 meters tall, who is this?"

"

"Xiuying is the one who best suits Uncle Duan's aesthetics. She is indeed the tallest in the team." Liu Kewei was instantly possessed by the data emperor and began to count the numbers, "Sunny 155, Taeyeon 158, Xiao

Yuan 160 and Jessica 162, these four happen to be the short-bodied ones in Girls' Generation. As for Xiuying, you are right, it is exactly 170. The director of this short film is so wicked, he deliberately let Xiuying

Ying works with the short foursome, no wonder she looks so outstanding!"

"The aesthetic tendency I'm talking about refers to looks, not height." Fatty Zhai muttered guiltily. He was only 1.73 meters tall himself and didn't want people to think that the type he liked had to be looked up to when wearing high heels.

The target, so he began to change the topic quietly, "I feel like the next thing will be a big cover of movie music, maybe it will be famous songs from old Hollywood movies. Do you want to make a bet?"

"What are you betting on?" Liu Kewei asked with interest.

"For a meal, the winner chooses the location, and the loser pays the bill." Fatty Zhai thought for a while and said, "Well, the location has been chosen among the restaurants where we have eaten together."

"OK!" Liu Kewei accepted nonchalantly.

Che Guanglong shook his head to express that he did not want to get involved, but he still spoke and changed the topic in another direction: "Old Duan, what do you think of the short video just now?"

"There's nothing to say." Fatty Zhai shrugged, "The exaggerated acting skills, off-line body language and dance are all purely meant to be a prank. If you comment seriously, you will lose. At least, the five of them

It’s fun to play and the audience is happy to watch, so that’s enough.”

On the stage, Jessica, wearing a pink tube top tutu with a big bow of the same color tied on the side of her head, sat on a back chair with a huge toy phone next to her.

As soon as the music started, Fatty Zhai burst out laughing.

"What's wrong with Lao Duan?" Che Guanglong looked over.

"Just now I thought she looked like a Barbie doll with her blond hair," Fatty Zhai rubbed his forehead, "I didn't expect that she actually dressed up as a Barbie doll and sang "barbie_baby"."

"Aren't they the top five lead singers? There's Seohyun who hasn't appeared yet?" Cha Guanglong said in confusion, "Why is this Jessica starting her second solo?"

However, when Jessica opened her voice, the three of them were immediately shocked.

In her and Onew's performance of "One Year Later" just now, the singing gave the impression of being sweet and delicate. This song "Barbie" was simply overly sweet. In "One Year Later" she

The voice of "Barbie" should be mainly true voice supplemented by falsetto or a mixture of true and false voices, while "Barbie" uses completely falsetto.

Fatty Zhai and Che Guanglong looked at Liu Kewei with expressions on their faces like "I know her voice is very sweet, but I didn't know it could be this sweet." Liu Kewei shook his head blankly and whispered: "Don't look at me, I'm the first one too."

I heard her cover this song once."

However, Jessica once again refreshed their understanding of the word sweet with her gorgeous falsetto.

The phone rang. With a smile on her face, Jessica picked up the microphone, which was as big as three of her heads, and put it to her ear. She spoke waddlingly like a five- or six-year-old girl, and she used the same microphone as a five- or six-year-old girl.

The girl's characteristic high-pitched voice said innocently: "hi_ken! sure_ken!"

This song also has feats, but to be fair, compared to Onew and Jessica in "One Year Later", it can be regarded as a collaboration that complements each other. The backing vocal key of "Barbie Doll" is almost completely lost to Jessica's sweet baby voice.

It has lost its luster and looks more like a leading actor supporting a dancer.

The two walked side by side to the front of the stage. Along the way, Jessica jumped up and down like a child, shaking her little fists childishly, waving her scissor hands, and waving her little hands. She vividly interpreted a sweetheart girl in an American cartoon.

.

"Oh!" "Oh!" "Yo!" "Jessica!"

The feedback from the audience was no less than the previous solo performances of Taeyeon and Yoona, or even better. After all, her performance of "Barbie" was perfect, and it was also the easiest to impress those yearning people off the stage.

Romantic young people who are full of longing for a better life.

At the end of the song, Key gently held Jessica's arm. Jessica first leaned lightly on her shoulder, then quickly raised her head and straightened up, as if she couldn't let go. Key also let go of her hand in a gentlemanly manner,

The two opened some distance, and then slowly lowered along with the movable floor.

"I'll wipe it!" Liu Kewei said, stroking his forearm, "I got goosebumps all over. I really didn't expect Zheng Sika to be able to sing in this style. I didn't think there was one in her singles that I heard.

akin."

"Nonsense, this is not the style of Korean songs." Cha Guanglong remembered the bet just now and asked casually, "By the way, is this song a movie song?"

Liu Kewei thought for a while, nodded honestly and said, "That's right. I remember that this song seems to be in "Toy Fighting Condor"."

"I think she can become famous as a voice actress even if she is not a singer." Fatty Zhai muttered to himself, "Monster, this voice is too cartoony."

When the lights turned on, in front of the black piano, a long-haired girl in a white dress sat quietly. It was Seohyun, one of the five lead singers who had yet to perform a solo.

As Xu Xian's fingers began to fly and jump on the keyboard, the melody of a very difficult piano solo "Harlequin's Morning Song" began to surge, and strings of notes echoed eagerly above the stage.

Although only the profile of Xu Xian's face can be seen, Xu Xian's focused and serious expression can still be distinguished. Her sitting posture is very upright, maintaining a meticulous manner, and she only rises and falls gently with the rhythm of the music. She does not

She was performing some tricks to show off her skills, but she was just playing the piano in a serious manner like a child who was learning the piano in a disciplined manner. However, her fingers skillfully struck the black and white keys so fast that it was dizzying to watch.

Although there were over 10,000 spectators present, the number of people who had ever listened carefully to a piano solo without singing or dancing was probably less than 100. Xu Xian himself should also know that these spectators who came to support wanted

What you want to enjoy are the good pop songs, the good Korean dance, the pretty faces or graceful curves of the nine girls including herself... There may be many reasons, but it is definitely not because you want to sit in this theater.

Enjoy a Spanish-style pure music.

Seohyun seemed not to consider catering to the audience's needs at all, using a way that was definitely not what an idol should have. He did not interact with the audience once, nor did he respond to the continuous shouts and screams off the stage.

With a rigorous and passionate attitude like a real musician, she completed her 30-second piano solo that was incompatible with the live atmosphere.