entertainment threesome

As soon as they saw a football field with green turf, a dozen men swarmed over it, running, jumping, chasing and having fun, and some even did a series of cartwheels.

The work on the alpha version has just started in an orderly manner as planned, and the recent work pressure is not as great as before. In order to plan for Fatty Zhai to "get out of singles" and to force him to exercise and keep fit, Liu Kewei actually went to encourage Manager Bing to "enrich the relationship"

Under the guise of "promoting employees' spare time and exercising employees' physical fitness", a football team under the company's name was set up.

There are more than 60 people in the Holy Grail Studio, and more than 90% of them are young and strong IT guys. Isn’t it easy to start a football team?

So within two days of signing up, a list of eighteen people was compiled. The Human Resources Department sponsored two sets of jerseys with half reimbursement and half self-funded, and presented five high-quality replicas of the "Celebrating Celebration" soccer balls designated for this year's World Cup in South Africa.

(The authentic version of this ball has never been publicly sold in China), plus a substitute player, cheerleader and team leader’s personnel manager.

In addition, Manager Bing personally contacted a nearby vocational school with a football field and agreed to borrow the venue.

So, on Saturday afternoon, the men's football team of the original Holy Grail Club - no joke, with a huge golden goblet and the two bold Chinese characters "Holy Grail" embroidered on the front of the team uniform -

I excitedly formed a team to download the dungeon.

Liu Kewei, who claims to be the team's top scorer, took the No. 10 jersey without hesitation. Che Guanglong chose the No. 3 jersey of his idol Maldini. When asked why Zhai Fatty chose No. 8, Zha Fatty

I winked and said that I like Gascoigne, his uninhibitedness and willfulness, although I certainly cannot be that crazy myself.

A group of people lined up in a circle in the center of the field and played a pass-and-grab game as a warm-up. The fat man was hiding away alone with a football in his arms.

"Old Duan, what are you doing? Come and play together!" Che Guanglong asked.

The fat man smiled and waved his hand: "I haven't touched a ball in more than ten years. Let me first find a feel for the ball."

"Ignore him, he's the only one with a lot of bad habits!" Liu Kewei snorted.

As if he couldn't hear Liu Kewei's muttering, Fatty Zhai lightly tossed the ball in his hand, and then bounced the ball with the instep of his feet. After three or four bounces, the ball fell to the ground, and Fatty Zhai didn't even think about it.

In a hurry, he bent down to pick up the ball and continued to play.

Five minutes passed, and Fatty Zhai's number of consecutive balls gradually increased to about twenty.

Ten minutes passed. Fatty Zhai no longer made many mistakes without accidents when he bounced the ball. So in addition to the instep of his feet, he slowly added other parts of his body to bounce the ball, including his thighs, shoulders, forehead...

Fifteen minutes passed. Che Guanglong turned his head inadvertently and took a look. He immediately opened his mouth and could not close it again. He saw the fat man's insteps, thighs, shoulders, and forehead constantly changing the posture of hitting the ball. It was completely the same.

The demeanor of a professional player. He couldn't help but tugged at Liu Kewei and motioned for him to look back.

"Tch, I still don't know how the ball is played, but it's a lot of hard work!" Liu Kewei curled his lips and complained in disbelief, "Don't spend a long time doing all the tricks."

After the warm-up exercise, the team leader, Manager Bing, decided to play a thirty-minute internal five-a-side match. The team was divided into two groups of nine, with no limit on substitutes. Each half lasted fifteen minutes, with a three-minute intermission. There was no referee arranged.

After all, we are all members of the same company, so it would be inappropriate to make it too formal. If there are any disputes, we should resolve them through consultation.

Fatty Zhai, Liu Kewei and Che Guanglong were assigned to the first team, and several newcomers who had just joined the company humbly gave them the opportunity to start.

"Old Duan, can you do it?" Che Guanglong looked at the fat man's round belly and felt a little worried.

"You won't know until you get on the court whether it's okay or not," said Fatty Zhai, wiping the sweat from his forehead, "but I seem to have regained 40 to 50% of the feeling I had back then."

Liu Kewei glared and said: "Wait until we win before bragging. What position do you want to play? Don't compete with me for the forward position!"

"I play midfield." Fatty Zhai replied.

In fact, there is no strict distinction between forwards and midfielders in five-a-side games. Basically, there are two lines of position. The so-called forwards and midfielders are just a way of saying whether they are more inclined to break through and attack or to organize defense.

Che Guanglong and another buddy played as defenders, and there was a goalkeeper, so they made up the starting five.

After guessing the ball, the first team kicked off. Liu Kewei looked at Fatty Zhai's position, kicked the ball over, then turned around and ran towards the opponent's half.

Fatty Zhai gently drew his right foot back to meet the ball, and stopped the ball beautifully with the arch of his foot.

A player from the second team ran towards Fatty Zhai. Fatty Zhai stepped on the ball with his right foot, bowed to the right and made a fake attempt to break through. The opponent immediately stepped forward to block the ball in that direction. Fatty Zhai used his left foot as the starting point.

He made a 270° turn with support, leaned on the opponent's body and turned half a circle clockwise. At the same time, he stepped on the ball with his right foot and moved it over, easily passing the opponent.

When he looked up, he saw that Liu Kewei was being flanked by two players from the opponent's team. There was no room for him to pass the ball. At this time, the opponent who had been passed by Fatty Zhai had already controlled his body's center of gravity and turned around to prepare for another interception. Fatty Zhai turned his head and looked.

He looked behind him, tapped his heel covertly, and passed the ball to Cha Guanglong who ran over to meet him.

"Holy shit!" Che Guanglong blurted out. Fatty Zha passed the ball so suddenly that he was not mentally prepared at all and almost missed it.

The player who was staring at Fatty Zha turned around again and ran towards Che Guanglong. Fatty Zhai left him alone and ran along the sideline towards the opponent's half. At the same time, he raised his right hand high to signal to Cha Guanglong that he wanted the ball. Che Guanglong

Long found an opening and pushed the ball to him along the sideline.

Fatty Zhai looked for Liu Kewei's direction again and found that he was close to the edge of the penalty area. The two players who were double-teaming him saw Fatty Zhai breaking through on the sideline and quickly separated a person and ran towards him. Fatty Zhai used his left foot.

After stopping the ball, he directly kicked up on the spot. Using the momentum of his twist, he used his toes to lift up the ball and kicked the ball high, over the head of the player who was running towards him, towards Liu Kewei.

falling in the direction.

Liu Kewei took two steps to meet the ball, jumped high and shook his head, and the ball rolled along the goal post and into the goal.

One to zero.

"Give me five!" Liu Kewei grinned and ran towards Fatty Zhai, stretched out his hand and gave him a hard "give_me_five" (high five). Fatty Zhai smiled and replied, "Nice shot!"

In fact, there is nothing surprising. Compared with most of our colleagues who are pure amateurs who have not accumulated more than dozens of hours of playing football, Fatty Zha, Liu Kewei and Che Guanglong have played at least dozens of official games (of course

Amateur competition) experience, after a little familiarity with the feel of the ball, it turned into a one-sided massacre.

Liu Kewei has a typical European football style, with fast speed and good bounce, and is especially good at shooting; Cha Guanglong has a North Korean and South Korean style of football, with fierce and decisive close-quarter pressing; while Zhai Fatty's style of football is more delicate and deft, with imagination of passing the ball.

The power is very South American. With three people together, they can almost create a complete front, middle and rear axis.

The reason why I say "almost" is because there is a serious problem with the physical strength of the fat man.

The game lasted less than ten minutes, and as soon as the opponent scored two goals, Fatty Zhai had to ask for a substitution. After the game, he sat on the ground like a dead dog, huffing and puffing.

During the intermission, Liu Kewei and Che Guanglong sat down next to Fatty Zha, one on the left and the other on the right.

"You can't do it, Lao Duan, can you still play in the second half?" Che Guanglong joked and made a pun.

There is no restriction on substitutes, which means that they can come on again after the end of the game, as long as the total number of five people on the field is maintained. Ordinarily, football games are not allowed to come on after the end of the game, and it is not basketball, right? But friendly matches within the company do not matter.

As long as everyone has fun playing.

"Go away, you can't do it." Fatty Zhai replied while panting, "I definitely won't be able to play the whole game in the second half. Let's see if I can recover in the last five minutes."

Liu Kewei shook his head and said: "Dear, you really need to practice! You can only play for fifteen minutes. Do you think you are Massaro?"

Massaro is a famous gold medal substitute for AC Milan. Although he rarely starts the game, he can always come on as a substitute and score goals, becoming a well-known legend on the pitch.

"At my age, unless you are a goalkeeper, you should have retired long ago!" Fatty Zhai argued, "When you are over thirty, you will know that time is not forgiving!"

Liu Kewei sneered at Fatty Zhai’s argument: “I didn’t ask you to play in the eleven-a-side full-court, but in the five-a-side small court, what are you talking about? Time is not forgiving. I believe that I will still be able to play this kind of venue when I am forty years old.

I can kick!"

Che Guanglong once again stood up and played the role of peacemaker to smooth things over: "Don't tell me, Lao Liu, Lao Duan's footwork is really good, he can dribble past people in a decent way, and his long and short passes are also just right. If he has better physical strength,

He is really a main midfielder!"

Liu Kewei nodded in approval this time: "Well, I didn't mention Uncle Duan's footwork, but his physical strength is really bad! But Uncle Duan, don't you always say that you are from Shandong? Your playing style is not from Shandong at all.

There are so many ways!”

Liu Kewei once participated in the youth training team of Luneng Club when he was a child, but later quit due to injury, so he is very familiar with Shandong's style of play.

"My middle school classmates were basically fans of the Brazilian team. They learned the Brazilian way of playing football all day long. After staying with them for a long time, they were assimilated." Fatty Zhai explained angrily.

"Hahahaha!" Liu Kewei suddenly burst into laughter uncontrollably, "Uncle Duan, with your body type and this style of play, you are like a samba dancing elephant!"

Samba is a popular dance and music type in Brazil, and is often used as a synonym for Brazilian football style. Hearing Liu Kewei say this, Che Guang was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but also clasped his hands and laughed, looking at the house

The appearance of a fat man, and thinking about how he plays football, this description is really apt and apt.

After laughing enough, Che Guanglong said seriously: "Actually, Lao Duan is not very fat in other places, the main thing is that his belly is more cumbersome. It seems that just playing football may not solve the problem, so we should take a multi-pronged approach.

From now on, I will play football once every weekend, swim once, and do a few sets of push-ups and sit-ups in my apartment after work on weekdays, and I should be able to see results soon."

After hearing this, the fat man's face immediately turned pale, and he looked up to the sky and let out a wail.