Entertainment: What a scumbag! Obviously the best son-in-law

【… I don’t remember who I was, I just remember, I used to be a patient in this ward, and later, I was somehow lying on the operating table, and in front of me, it was the dean, who took out the organs in my body one by one, and smiled at me. 】

When I woke up again, everything around me was what it was now, and all that remained in the hospital was the wandering ghosts and a monster. 】

[By the way, he will come here once a day to see if I am in the hospital bed, shh, listen, he is here! ] 】

[Hide quickly, don’t be discovered by him!] 】

At this time, the sound of chain dragging sounded outside the door, it was the dean coming!

This is undoubtedly more eerie, so that some timid netizens still can’t help but shiver!

“Jiang Li picked a few star books!”

“It’s a bit of a trick, the original atmosphere of the magic capital is so full?”

“Gee, it’s a little oozing, and I need a boyfriend like Jiang Li to hug!”

“With my years of experience playing the book, a small boss will appear right away!”

“…”

In the program.

Jiang Li quickly opened the wardrobe door, stuffed Di Lireba in first, and immediately entered the wardrobe himself, tightly pulling the wardrobe door!

Only the nervous heartbeat of the two people remained in the narrow “two, three, seven” wardrobe, and the sound of iron chains outside the door was getting closer and closer.

Through the gap in the wardrobe, a man dressed in white, wearing a devil hood, and holding an iron chain in his hand pushed the door and entered, it was the dean!

Di Li Gerba was very nervous, although she knew it was an NPC, but this terrifying dress still scared her!

The two people curled up in the narrow closet, and saw the dean outside patrolling the room, with a bright laugh coming out of their mouths.

The dean didn’t seem to find the person he was looking for, came to the wardrobe door, and pulled the door hard!

There are also words in his mouth: “Come out, come out quickly… Where are you… Come out quickly-. ”

Jiang Li pulled the cabinet door and secretly said in his heart: This NPC is really powerful.

After a while, the dean seemed to give up the wardrobe and turned around to inspect the hospital bed next to it.

Di Li Reba was so frightened that she didn’t dare to move, and directly hugged Jiang Li, at this time, only Jiang Li could give her a sense of security!

Jiang Li didn’t have much fear, felt Di Li Gerba trembling in his arms, couldn’t help but hug her tighter, patted her back, as if to say, don’t be afraid, I’m here.

The dean dragged the chain and pushed the door away, and the terrifying atmosphere was temporarily relieved a lot.

At this time, the walkie-talkie in Jiang Li’s hand sounded again: “The insurance password of the locker is related to the motherland, now please open the wardrobe door.” ”

Jiang Li pulled Di Li Gerba out of the closet, and at this time, he found a combination lock on the wardrobe.

“Jiang Li, what is the password related to the motherland?” Di Li Gerba spoke, National Day? Still is?

She quickly turned her little head and wanted to go, since she was timid, she still had to help Jiang Li share a little in terms of intelligence!

If you are frightened throughout the process, not only in Jiang Centrifuge, but also after the program is broadcast, it will also give others the impression of a silly girl!

Jiang Li stood in place and thought for a while, and soon, the corners of his mouth were slightly the same, and he immediately thought of the answer.

Then a set of passwords was pressed, clicked, and the door opened.

Di Li Gerba was stunned when she heard the door opening!

So fast?

It seems that his IQ has been crushed

The show is put here, and the barrage has exploded:

“I scared me to death when Dean Cao just came in!!!! I leaned, how did the director team choose such a horror level, I forgot to breathe! ”

“Me too, let me forget all of a sudden that this is obviously a romance… Scared me to cry. ”

“My mother, I didn’t even dare to breathe just now, I was afraid that the dean would find them!”

“Jiang Li hugged Fat Di tightly in his arms and comforted, God who understands, such a man will give me a dozen!”

“Although this book is terrifying, I feel, it’s so sweet!”

“Jiang Li doesn’t seem to be afraid at all, boyfriend Limax”

“Family, I have played this book, it was originally 4 to play, it seems that the difficulty has been reduced now!”

“What password did Jiang Li just enter? Too fast, I didn’t even see clearly! ”

I saw the door of the locker open, and there was a door number of “registration room” inside.

The walkie-talkie in Jiang Li’s hand sounded again: “Now, please go to the place where the white curtain is hung in the corridor, the room with the red light is the registration room, please put the registration room door sign in its place.” ”

As soon as she heard that she was going out, Di Li Gerba became even more nervous, what if she ran into the dean just now?!

Jiang Li said in Di Lireba’s ear: “Don’t be afraid, we can go out early if we clear the customs early, besides, they are all NPCs pretending to be real people, don’t be afraid.” ”

Di Li Gerba listened to such a soft and secure voice, and the panic in her heart disappeared a little.

She asked softly, “Jiang Li, why are you not afraid at all…”

“It’s all fake, what are you afraid of?” Jiang Li gave her a look that was not stupid.

Where are there ghosts in this world, aren’t they all pretended by people!

Di Li Gerba felt this look of idiocy in her eyes, and was slightly ashamed, but she still said unceremoniously: “If it’s a real ghost, are you afraid?” ”

Jiang Li stopped, turned his head sideways and asked very seriously: “Really a ghost?” ”

“Then first of all, it depends on this ghost, female ghost or male ghost?”

“Is there a difference?”

“Yes, if it is a female ghost, I can only say, thank nature for the gift!” The corners of Jiang Li’s mouth raised slightly and smiled.

Di Li Gerba was stunned, very puzzled!

But in the end, he was not a fool, and immediately thought of something, and slapped Jiang Li’s chest angrily.

“Scumbag, don’t even let go of female ghosts!”

The audience in the broadcast room was also a little confused at first, but after some LSPs explained, they immediately understood.

One by one, the male netizens showed a meaningful smile like Jiang Li. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

“Jiang Li is worthy of being the ancestor master, and the female ghosts are all worried!”

“Haha, as long as you are bold enough, the female ghost will take maternity leave!”

“In this way, I was originally afraid of ghosts, but now I am looking forward to it! I really want the female ghost to know what a child’s body is! ”

“Looking forward to it, female ghosts generally have spells, ugly let her cast her own spells to change tickets, uh-huh, there is a picture!”

“You men are really down!”

“Don’t talk about us men, don’t you women fantasize about male ghosts? Perpetual motion machine to find out! ”

“Big brother upstairs!”

The parents in the studio are slightly embarrassed, this Xiaojiang really loves to joke!

What thanks to nature’s gifts!

Fooling around, isn’t it!

Does the female ghost have her own daughter beautiful?

He Yu felt the meaning of Jiang Li’s words: “Xiao Jiang, this child, is really intimate…”

Parents are puzzled, how can this joke be intimate?

“Xiao Jiang saw Xiao Di so nervous and scared, deliberately took this as a joke!”

“When people are nervous and panic, often a funny joke can relieve the tension in their hearts!” He said with a smile.

Hearing his words, the parents thought a little, and immediately looked at Jiang Li in the picture with appreciative eyes.

This kid is really sensible!

Yang Mi and Jin Chen looked at Jiang Li’s figure, and they became more and more up.

Damn, this escape room should have been one of them!

Ay…

In the program.

Di Li Gerba was relaxed at this moment because of Jiang Li’s joke, and the original panic dissipated into a big piece.

“What if it’s a male ghost?”

“Male ghosts won’t come to me.” Jiang Li said with great confidence.

“Why?”

“Because, I’m afraid that when he sees me handsome, he will be ashamed to disappear and never be able to live beyond life!”

Di Li Gerba looked at Jiang Li, who looked serious and confident, and couldn’t make a sound for a long time.

What a shameless man!

But she likes it so much…

Netizens watching have swiped the screen one word: Bah….

In the show, the escape room continues.

Jiang Li took Di Li Gerba’s hand and carefully walked out of the door, and came to the place where the white curtain hung on the other side, Di Li Gerba was clinging to Jiang Li, the surrounding dark lights, and the terrifying atmosphere surrounded the two.

There were also red bloodstains on the white curtain, and Jiang Li held the nameplate in his hand and came to the place where the red light was on.

As soon as the sign in the registration room was put on, a harsh voice suddenly came from the intercom: “Run!!! ”

The dean with the ghost mask suddenly rushed out from the corner! Teeth and claws rushed to the two of them!

The background music has also become tense!

Di Li Gerba didn’t have time to react at all, originally because of Jiang Li’s joke earlier, panic, nervousness and fear immediately gushed up again.

When she saw the dean rush out, she only shouted in fright: “Aaaa ”

Jiang Li reacted quickly, and immediately dragged Di Li Reba to the first room!

The white monster in the back is in pursuit!

0.2 run! Come on!

The NPC was very sensible, and deliberately slowed down every time he tried to catch them, and the two ran into the room without risk.

After entering the room, Di Lireba was still panting, and she did not dare to speak until the sound of chains outside the door disappeared.

“Don’t play anymore, I really can’t stand this!”

Jiang Li didn’t have any signs of being frightened, he just grabbed Di Lireba’s hand, and felt that her palms were sweating, and it seemed that he was really scared: “Really don’t play?” ”

It wasn’t long before they came in!

Di Li Reba breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that it is not cost-effective to go out now, not that he wants to be alone with Jiang Li!

She thought about it, and at this moment, the heart that wanted to be alone with Jiang Li had the upper hand!

Just now, Jiang Li in the closet was still holding her tightly, for fear that she was afraid!

“For your sake, so go ahead!”

Di Lireba’s words did not fall, and something suddenly fell on the wall next to him, looking at the shape, it looked like a human hand!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Di Li Gerba was so frightened that she screamed again!!

What the hell, manpower! Can this thing not be surprised!.