Entertainment: Young boss of Deyun? I quit!

Chapter 85

Guo Dalin took out a piece of cloth and dusted it.

Guo Dalin:”Hi!”

Yu Qian:”Boss! Don’t give in! If you give in again, you’ll have to pay!”

His voice was loud and his expression was exaggerated.

Everyone in the audience laughed so hard that they fell all over the place. Just because someone said”Hi”, you gave up your ultimate move?

“Hahaha!”

“So funny!”

“Uncle Yu is trying to trick Dalinzi – ah!”

“There is so much love between the master and the apprentice!”

“……”

……

Guo Dalin looked like he was about to cry:”I’m losing money before I even sold it?”

Yu Qian:”What happened?”

Guo Dalin:”It’s too early! I should have said it later, when the price is lowered!”

Yu Qian:”Okay, okay, then go on.”

Guo Dalin rolled his eyes at him and picked up the piece of cloth again:

“”Shouting to sell, oh, shouting, you bought my big piece of cloth, right!”

The voice was loud and full of confidence.

The sound did not come from the throat, but from the dantian.

Not to mention the last row of spectators, even the last spectator on the third floor above could hear it clearly.

This kind of strength alone cannot be developed without three to five years of hard work.

“Oh my god!”

The disciples backstage were dumbfounded. Dalinzi’s voice was so penetrating that they were sweating profusely.

Guo Degang even stood up from his chair.

If he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn’t have believed that this was the line that his son, who had long given up hope, could sing???

……

Guo Dalin continued without stopping:

“Let’s not do that one, let’s do this one, each one is very different and different!”

While singing, he turned the cloth over and over.

His movements and expressions were very similar to those of the vendors who sold cloth in the early years in the capital!

Master-level acting!

Even though he was telling a crosstalk, he was also creating a character.

The two techniques were perfectly integrated together.

The performance was vivid on the stage, and the audience watched it seriously.

“No hems, no folds, no holes!”

Yu Qian was dumbfounded by Guo Dalin’s perfect performance.

How could this kid sing so well?

Where did he learn it?

I didn’t teach him!

I couldn’t figure it out. I couldn’t understand.

Since that was the case, he didn’t want to think about it anymore.

He was worried that Guo Dalin wouldn’t sing well at the beginning, but now he is immersed in it and willing to be a listener.

When he sang to the wonderful part, there was even a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Guo Dalin:”What color is this? This is natural white! Why is it so white?”

This sentence was originally for Yu Qian to answer.

But at this moment, Yu Qian was completely immersed in it, completely forgetting that he was a supporting actor, and was still grinning.

The disciples backstage were anxious.

Uncle, please stop laughing, Dalin is about to cry if you laugh again!

Guo Dalin had no choice but to sing it again:”Why is it so white?” Yu

Qian suddenly realized it and quickly replied:”How should I know!”

Guo Dalin breathed a sigh of relief:”Because it is… white!”

Yu Qian:”Nonsense!”

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

However, the crosstalk colleagues who were originally prepared to laugh at Guo Dalin’s jokes could not laugh at this moment, and the expressions on their faces were more solemn than each other.

A dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse’s son knows how to dig holes.

As expected of Guo Degang’s son, this segment has 80% or 90% of his charm back then!

Even 80% or 90% is very high.

Anyway, if Guo Degang himself were to perform it again, I’m afraid he wouldn’t even have 50% or 60% of his charm back then!

“What a great Guo Dalin!”

“sharp!”

“I have finally opened my eyes today!”

“I give up!”

……

Hearing his colleagues cheering one after another, Shi Fukuan’s mouth was almost stretched to his ears.

Dalinzi, you are really promising!

You really make us proud!

……

Guo Dalin:”The first snow is so mad that the second frost is not allowed! The number one white face is so mad that the white face is not allowed!”

Yu Qian:”So white?”

Guo Dalin:”Zhao Zilong is so mad that the little Luo Cheng is not allowed. Who has ever seen Xue Baipao’s Yasai Xiao Ma Chao? Wow!”

The last paragraph was like a thunderclap!

The whole room screamed:

“” Good!” (To read exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

The audience in the front row applauded generously, and even led the audience in the back row to applaud.

Seeing this, Lao Guo couldn’t stop smiling.

Guo Dalin continued to sing:”Let’s not talk about this white, let’s just talk about this cloth, buy it home, sew it into sheets, make quilt linings, cut door curtains, and you can go and make pants and jackets!”

Yu Qian:”Hey!”

Guo Dalin:”It’s spread and covered!”

Yu Qian:”Good!”

Guo Dalin:”It’s washed and dried! It’s pulled and dragged, and kicked and kicked!”

Yu Qian:”What is this guy doing!”

Guo Dalin:”This guy has chickens and dogs in his quilt.”

Yu Qian:”Good.”

There was another round of laughter from the audience.

Guo Dalin didn’t stop for a moment:

“Even if it is covered for eight or ten years, it still cannot be damaged. No matter how wide the face is, the cloth is thick! An awl cannot penetrate it, a steel needle cannot pierce it! Even if your scissors are sharp, they cannot cut it!”

Yu Qian:”Is this a piece of cloth?”

Guo Dalin:”Steel plate!”[]

“Hahahaha!”

The laughter from the audience could no longer be stopped, the strength, jokes and rhythm were just right, and the audience finally burst into applause.

Liu Yuntian:”Just selling cloth, you are not as good as him.”

Cao Yunjin nodded:”If you say so, there are really not many people who can surpass him in the entire crosstalk world!”

……

A few reporters from Beijing Entertainment Weekly were at their wit’s end. They picked up their phones.

“Hello, Boss”

“So, did Guo Dalin mess up his performance?”

The reporters were not concerned about him bowing his head and apologizing. What was so good about such a happy ending?

They were concerned about breaking news!

And… Guo Dalin messed up his performance in front of so many people, ruining the reputation of Deyun Pavilion, which was breaking news!

“Boss, it’s over!”

“Finished? He messed up? Okay, okay, did you write it down? You can come back and write the article now!”

“No, I’m done, we’re done!”