Escape Game: I Really Just Want To Lose

"You see, they are the puppets of the gods." The mouse whispered, "They are powerful, they are ruthless, and they follow certain rules. You can cooperate with them, but you must never be against them." "

Wang Yun looked at the puppet store managers with regret.

It would be great if this thing appeared in the points competition, and I rushed up to die every minute, twice if I couldn't do it once, and four times if I couldn't do it twice, until the group of store managers killed me.

Xingyun dragged Wang Yun to walk half of the city, during which he helped Wang Yun solve a piece of bread, and finally introduced the whole city in half a day.

At the time of parting, Wang Yun handed over his food card and pure water card to Nebula.

The mouse looked at Wang Yun unexpectedly: "I don't need so much, I just need the bread from before.

"Here you go, I'll get some in no time anyway. Finally, I have a question for you, do you know how to get help from a god?"

"I advise you not to." Xing Yun shook his head immediately, "The gods are a group of moody and eccentric guys. The chance to meet them is extremely rare, and it may even cause disaster. If you insist on meeting them, Then go to the temple. Complete the entrustment of the gods, you will accumulate favors, and finally gain the favor of the gods."

Biting the card Wang Yun handed over, Xingyun waved his hand smartly, and then disappeared into a small waterway.

Saying goodbye to Xingyun, Wang Yun walked towards the temple, and after a while, he came to this magnificent and magnificent building made of white marble.

There are all kinds of gods in the temple, and each of them is a god that can be found.

"Odin, Amaterasu, Monkey King, Ra, Zeus... Wow, there are even flying noodles. This temple is quite complicated."

Walking around the temple, Wang Yun found that the temple does not look big on the outside, but it is very spacious inside, and gods of various famous gods can be found here.

After seeing the gods enshrined in the temple, Wang Yun walked back to the entrance of the temple and saw that the blackboard at the door was covered with post-it notes.

Each sticky note is a commission, which represents the request of the gods.

At this time, a group of people also gathered around the blackboard, discussing from time to time to see which tasks are easier to complete and which tasks need to be carried out in teams.

Leaning forward to take a look, Wang Yun's mouth twitched.

"My cat is lost, it's a snow-white kitten! What should I do, I'm going to die if I don't suck cats! by-Sun God La~."

"My main god is autistic again. It's useless to hold a banquet at the door of the house now. Now I'm looking for a dance master or chef. In short, it's enough to trick my main god out. By-Yue Duming.

"Fenrir is lost, Ragnarok can't start, and the morale in the Hall of Valor is extremely low. Now I need someone to help find Fenrir the giant wolf. If it doesn't work, I can send a large dog. Note, no huskies. By-Odin .”

"Sister, sister, beautiful girl, just come to me! By-Zeus."

After reading the requests of these gods, Wang Yun can only say one thing, these gods in myths and legends really know how to play.

Some weird requests Wang Yun didn't bother to deal with.

He searched for a while among these piles of commissions, and finally found a commission that was more suitable for him:

"Urgent, urgent mission, delivery of supplies, unlimited level, unlimited strength, provide primary equipment. By-Shiva.

Wang Yun was about to take this commission when Ri's thick hand grabbed him fiercely.

"If you dare to accept Shiva's commission, you will die!" A tall man shouted at him, "Everyone here knows that Shiva's commission cannot be accepted!"

"Is there any allusion in it? For example, being cursed, you will die if you accept the task?"

"No, it's just that Shiva is too weird."

Thinking back on the gods represented by Shiva, Wang Yun felt that the word "wonderful" seemed quite appropriate.

But Wang Yun shrugged indifferently, and still took the sticker.

It doesn't matter how weird it is, can you have the weird luck behind me?

Seeing that Wang Yun refused to listen, the strong man could only shake his head regretfully: "Another person who will be confused by Shiva's wonderful logic."

His companion pushed him: "Don't be a pity, everyone grows up like this. Continue to look for commissions, try not to touch those commissions from strange gods, we can't afford to hurt them.

Wang Yun took the post-it note and walked to the main shrine of Shiva along the location indicated on it.

After entering, the Lord suspected for a moment that he had come to Longhushan Mental Hospital.

A group of dark-skinned ascetic monks in different costumes performed various performance arts in the yard.

Some broke their chests with big stones, some stewed themselves in iron pots, and some hung themselves directly from trees, looking like a hanged ghost from a distance.

Carefully bypassing these strange creatures, Wang Yun walked into the main hall and saw Shiva watching TV.

He is a handsome man with long brown hair, and there is a vertical pupil between his eyebrows, which is tightly closed at this time.

Different from the fairy-like feeling in my imagination, the man in front of me is just an ordinary-looking man.

However, Wang Yun recognized the other party at first sight. After all, the planets above the other party's head are constantly being destroyed and reorganized, which fits perfectly with the destruction and rebirth symbolized by Shiva.

"..." It doesn't look so weird. "

But the next second, Wang Yun didn't think so.

I saw a song and dance suddenly played on the TV, and Shiva in front of me didn't have any warning at all, and jumped up and sang and danced, dancing happily.

After fifteen minutes of dancing, the man finally sat down again, shaking his head, "Bollywood movies are really getting better and better. What do you think?"

"Garbage is going to die, okay?" Wang Yun couldn't help complaining, "Why is everyone getting up and dancing in the middle of the movie! Why don't you tell the serious story, there are so many singing and dancing scenes in it! It's really good for you to release this movie. Is there anyone (Qian Zhaohao) watching it!"

Shiva looked at Wang Yun quite unexpectedly, then nodded: "It's a pity to be stupid at such a young age.

"You are stupid. Your whole family is stupid. Believe it or not, if I spread out your family account book, you will definitely be a fool if you just flip through a page."

Still not angry, Shiva patted Wang Yun and said, "Don't worry, I'm still the patron saint of the blunt. People like you suit my taste best."

After finishing speaking, he even twitched his tongue, seeing Yun felt a chill.

Hastily handing over the post-it note, he said to Shiva: "I want to accept this task."

Shiva glanced at the post-it note, then raised his eyebrows.

After clapping their hands, a charming woman came over.

And Shiva looked at each other seriously, and asked solemnly: "Have we sent out any missions?"

At this moment, Wang Yun was sure that if he had to kill the gods, Shiva would definitely be the first to die.