Esper Harem in the Apocalypse



"You can ask Yelena. She would never lie, even if it kills her."

Rudy turned to Yelena and asked, "Is it true?"

"..." Yelena clenched the fork in her hand tightly and glared at Elena. "How could you sell out your own blood like that?"

"I am simply trying to prove a point that Rudy refuses to acknowledge. He has got the rizz."

"Rizz?" Rudy raised his brow. "What's that?"

"Short for charisma."

"Why… would you shorten a word comprising one word? And who the hells do that?"

"No one…" Elena pointed her finger at Yelena to remind him of what he was doing.

"I wish I could die instead of answering honestly, but I understand that's not possible…" Yelena muttered.

She gritted her teeth and nodded. "Yes. You did make my heart flutter. But it could be a medical condition in my body that I wasn't aware of until now. I will go for a checkup tomorrow."

"Don't try so hard to deny that. It's actually very normal," Elena reassured her.

"It is not! I just admitted a while ago that I hate his guts. How could he make my heart flutter? Oh Right! He must have used one of his powers on me. That's the only possibility I can think of. Otherwise, I would never be charmed by someone like him."

"Had he used such ability, you would be jumping all over him and trying to get into his bed," Elena remarked.

"Eww! That will never happen! Not in a million years!" Yelena hissed.

"Oh my~, did you forget when you were still a kid, you always used to say how you wanted to meet Rudy and marry him when you grow up?~"

"Sis! I will also spill all your secrets!"

Elena shrugged her hands nonchalantly and said, "I don't have secrets. I have told Rudy everything."

"Are you sure?" Yelena smirked from the corner of her lips and turned to Rudy and Rebecca.

"Miss Rebecca, you also don't know about this. It was soon after Sis had come to visit you and Rudy after she gave birth to Eric and Erika."

Elena, who was grinning all this time thinking she was safe, suddenly turned grim and gulped down nervously. Her grin vanished from her face and it turned pale.

"Hey…" she tried to stop Yelena by pulling her hand.

However, Yelena ignored Elena and continued, "It was this one time where you weren't around Rudy. And she took him and breast fed him her milk."

"...!"

Both Rudy and Rebecca were baffled after hearing that. They looked at Elena with utter disgust in their eyes and their faces had an expression one would have while looking at something disgusting.

"Don't look at me like that. You were crying!"

"Eleanor…" Rebecca frowned. "You…"

"Wait, wait. Hear me out what actually happened. There was no milk in your house and you had gone to the dairy to fetch fresh milk. Rudy was hungry, and he was crying, so I put him on my lap to make him stop crying.

But wouldn't stop. And he was staring at my breasts. I didn't think much of it and began breast feeding him. That was the only solution to calm him down."

"..."

"Stop looking at me with disgust! I didn't commit any crime. I simply fed a child who was crying!"

Elena glared and hissed at Yelena without saying a word.

"Now you know how it feels when someone exposes your secret. Do you feel embarrassed or furious? Or maybe both?" she chuckled.

'She is one hundred percent Elena's sister…' Rudy thought to himself.

"Stop smirking," Elena said to Yelena. "I have also breast fed you."

"What?!"

"Yeah. Why are you even surprised? You know that I was the one who took care of you after your birth. Moreover, I only breastfed Rudy once, but I did that with you for a year until I moved out of their house."

"How come you have never told me this before?! You told me about Rudy's case."

"Just like how I couldn't tell Rudy about his case, I couldn't tell you about yours."

Rudy watched the girls and once again thought to himself: 'I thought this was going to be a nice date. So why are we discussing breastfeeding all of a sudden?'

"I used to breastfeed Eric first, then Erika, and you were the last. You would always cry whenever you saw me breastfeed Eric and Erika."

"Ugh! I wish you had never told me this. I ended up imagining it and now I can't unsee it!"

"You used to bite my nipples a little too much compared to Eric and Erika."

"Stop!" Yelena covered her ears with her hands. "I don't want to hear anymore of this."

"..."

'Elena turned the tables on Yelena with just one move. This is why I never mess with her.'

However, Yelena wasn't going to admit her defeat so easily. She smiled and said, "You know, you are Rudy's wife at the age of 37, while his mother is… 30, I guess. You are even older than his mother."

"Oh! Yeah, you are right." Elena looked at Rebecca with a smirk on her face. "How does it feel?"

"..."

'Stop it, Elena. Don't mess with her. Even you can't win against her in terms of debate. She is your nemesis.'

"Eric and Erika are my children and Rudy is their father. And you, as his mother, their grandmother. How does it feel to have grandkids at the age of 30?"

Rebecca placed her spoon down on the plate and smiled at Elena.

"You tell me. How does it feel to have a mother-in-law seven years younger than you? Now that you have made everything clear to Rudy, I think it's about time you start calling me 'mother', my dear daughter-in-law."

'I knew it. Elena dug her own grave by mentioning Eric and Erika. And the one who gave her the shovel was… Yelena. She made a simple remark to spark a fight between Rebecca and Elena— without even mentioning Rebecca.'

"I lose this one," Elena sighed.

After eating, they left the restaurant and got into their car. But this time, Yelena was with them and she was the one driving, while Rudy and Rebecca sat in the rear seat.