Eternal Calamity: Full proficiency in the opening vibrating knife

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163 Confused about the fruit on the tree, under the tree, you (Zhou Shuyi) and me (the little girl!) [5 more please complete order! 】
“Who said that the big Buddha’s big move can’t catch teammates… Look back and dig!”
As Jiang Han spoke, Angry King Kong cast the King Kong Buddha and Demon, and a golden palm flew out and grabbed Zhou Shuyi in his hand. Almost at the same time, another King Kong Demon Demon was used, and the little sister was also arrested. came back.
Everyone present looked at Angry King Kong holding his two teammates in their hands, with a look of stunned and confused.
Jiang Han, PDD, Zhou Shuyi and other anchors added up the number of online broadcasters in the broadcast room, and more than 10 million online viewers saw this scene. Except for Jiang Han’s fans in the live broadcast room, all other viewers were stunned. “Well, it’s still a familiar feeling and a familiar taste.”
The sound of Jiang Han’s enjoyment sounded slowly, and he could see the green light on the walnuts on the hands of Angry King Kong.
Big Buddha’s V2 skill can restore blood and armor to teammates, so the two walnuts will glow green.
“Well, it’s comfortable, it’s completely comfortable now.”
Jiang Han’s incomparably soothing voice continued to ring in everyone’s ears, making some people completely recover. “!!!!” “???!!”
“Fuck! This thing is bringing V2!”
“Hahaha, I fucked up, I actually brought a V2, really Nima is a little clever ghost.”
“I laughed so hard. One second ago, the two women were still complacent, and the next second, they were directly caught by Hanjiang Guying. Haha, this face really hurts.” “Hey, haha, lol. My stomach hurts, this flipping and slap in the face is coming too fast.” “Hanjiang Guying, I really have you, and it’s actually a V2! Ha ha! “I don’t usually laugh, I laugh a lot… Hahaha.” ”
“Come on, come on, the anchor scene is finally here, hahaha. (Laughs to death)”
“Hey haha, have you entered the live broadcast room of the two female anchors, hahaha, if you didn’t go, go in and have a look, I’m going to die laughing. (laughs)”
“Sister Zhou and Duan Xiaomei are directly confused, haha, this stupid little expression, this stunned look, hahaha, it’s no good, I’m going to die laughing. (Save me)” “I know the old cold zone. V2 didn’t have a good heart, hahaha, I was laughing and pulling blood. (Ambulance)”
“No, no, no, I’ll have a heart attack if I keep laughing, haha, I’m out of breath when I laugh. (ventilator)” “Hanhan, you are so bad, I like it so much. , Hahaha! (No way)”
In Jiang Han’s live broadcast room, the number of people online has exceeded the 3 million mark. More than 3 million people are laughing like crazy, and they all laughed out of it, especially the audience who went to Zhou Shuyi’s live broadcast room with Xiaomei, when they After seeing the expressions on the faces of the two women, one by one almost smiled.
PDD laughed again and screamed, Da Sima kept laughing “hehehe”, his face flushed, and he was obviously out of breath.
Yin Zi also laughed and twitched. He never expected this scene to happen. The two women had ridiculed Han Jiang Guying that they couldn’t catch them a moment ago, and they would dream in the next life.
The next moment, Angry King Kong turned around and grabbed both of the girls in his hands. The scene was really funny, mainly because the two girls lost their voices after they were caught.
Although Yin Zi didn’t go to the two women’s anchor room to watch, he knew that the expressions of the two women must be very exciting. Yin Zi really wanted to find the two women’s anchor room, but his whole person was shaking when he laughed, and he couldn’t control the mouse to follow at all. keyboard. “No way, old horse, hurry up and call an ambulance, hahahaha, ahaha.”
PDD’s small body is shaking all over. If he hadn’t held the gaming chair, he would have to laugh and fall off the gaming chair.
Da Sima couldn’t laugh either. His blushing was like Hou’s buttocks, and his chest rose and fell greatly. Obviously, he was laughing to the limit. “Old prostitute, I’m about to die, hey hey, call an ambulance, hehe.” Seeing this, Xiao Tuantuan who was pulling people also heard the cry of an old hen.
“Giggle giggle, giggle giggle, haha, no, I can’t, I’m going to be laughed to death.”
The conversation between Zhou Dai and Jiang Han, Miss Pineapple Saidong Hippo and Neck heard the conversation. After they understood the trick of catching milk dragon claw hands, they couldn’t help laughing. “Hahaha, giggle, haha, I’m dying of laughter, haha.”
Pineapple Saidong’s laughter is very ladylike for a while, wild for a while, and the voice line is changeable.
“Hahaha, this Hanjiang Guying is too funny, and actually brought V2 for the sake of the stalk, haha.” Zhou Shuyi’s live broadcast room.
I saw that Zhou Shuyi stared at the display screen dumbfounded, the whole person was completely still, if it wasn’t for the live broadcast time beating all the time, the audience would think that the live broadcast screen was stuck. “Hahaha, Sister Zhou’s face is swollen, haha.”
“At first glance, this Hanjiang Guying looks like a figure at the level of the ancestors of the LSP world haha.” “This V2 brought it to Sister Zhou’s confusion haha.” “It’s so funny, it’s so funny.”
“This live broadcast effect will explode directly, haha.”
“Nima, this bastard! Nima, he brought a V2, this bastard, bastard, crazy guy, mother, I, I TM… No way, I’m so pissed off, ahhh!” Zhou Shuyi really She was so angry that she was so embarrassed that she wanted to eat Hanjiang Guying. She said that she had stood up, and her fists against the air were a burst of violent output.
On the other hand, the little sister can also go wild.
“Ahhhh, this nasty guy brought a V2 for me and Sister Zhou!! This BT, this guy is just crazy for the sake of daah!” The little girl grabbed the table angrily. The paper on the top of the paper, madly pumped, and then crumpled into paper balls, smashing against the King Kong Fu Demon on the display screen. “Hahaha, crazy, the old woman is crazy, hahaha.”
“It’s the first time I’ve seen an old woman get angry like this, haha, I’m dying of laughter.”
“The old woman really went mad, hahaha, her face was red to the root of her neck, and I burst into tears when I laughed.” “Hanjiang Guying’s stunned boxing technique completely stunned the two women, haha. ”
“You (Zhou Shuyi) and I (Dai Xiaomei) under the tree, hahaha.”
Zhou Shuyi and Duan Xiaomei listened to the constant laughter in their ears, their runaway voices and screams kept ringing.
Jiang Han grinned and looked at the secondary display screen next to him, his grin even wider.
Not to mention the number of online users reached 3.1 million, and the distribution of gifts has also increased from 500,000 to 600,000. In just a few hours, he received more than 100,000.
Moreover, the barrage in his live broadcast room was almost swiped by the word “haha”. “It worked well.”
Jianghan Belt V2 is naturally not just to complete the task, the live broadcast effect of creating an explosion is another aspect, and another aspect is the routine gameplay that is opened.
Three rows · Breathing becomes a magic technique!
This set of Lu Jianghan is the first time to play. For the sake of safety, he chose to bring V2. It can be said to kill three birds with one stone.
In fact, whether it’s Zhou Shuvi or Dui Xiaomei, they seem to run wild, and they seem to explode with shame and anger, but in fact, they have gained far more than they have lost.
You don’t have to think about it, in less than two hours, this scene will appear on the Internet, with the live broadcast effect of this explosion, and such a strong point of laughter, who can not laugh.
It is equivalent to a disguised drainage, and the drainage effect is great.
Jiang Han also believes that there will be bosses in the live broadcast room who will give gifts to the two women, and the two women’s runaway is not something you can see just by looking at them.
In short, neither side will lose.
Jiang Han was also sure that the two girls would not turn against him because of this. After all, they were in the game, and besides, this kind of meme was not the kind of meme that was not suitable for children or would have a negative impact or harm on them.
The laughter didn’t stop until it was time for King Kong to subdue the demons.
At this time, Xiao Tuantuan, Neck, and Pineapple Saidong had already left Tianren City. Hanjiang Guying said for a minute that they did not dare to stay any longer. “See you in the finals.”
Before leaving, PDD said to Jiang Han.
Jiang Han’s eyes flashed with golden light, and he shook his head and said, “I guess I won’t be able to see it in the finals.”
PDD’s face darkened, and he snorted: “Who do you look down on? The three of us must enter the finals!” After speaking, he took Da Sima and Yin Zi and left Tianren City. “Let’s go, let’s clear the other players.”
After Jiang Han finished speaking, he didn’t get a reply from the two women. He knew that the two women were playing petty tempers, and he didn’t care about the two women. “Humph! Let’s go to the roof.” Little Sister Dui suggested.
“Okay, little girl, whether this guy is injured or dead, let’s not know.” Zhou Shuyi urged.
“Don’t worry, he doesn’t want to eat a bite of me this time!”
The little sister said with promise. “Forehead……”
Zhou Shuyi was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head and said speechlessly, “Are you connoting me?” “What?”
Duan Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, but did not understand.
A few minutes later, the figure of Master Tianhai appeared in front of the two women again. “King Kong Subduing Demons!”
Without further ado, Master Tianhai reincarnated and grabbed the two girls in his hands. “It’s not over, isn’t it?!” “Is it another mission?!” The two women said coldly.
5 is closer to 20,000 words! ! ! “Well, it is indeed a mission. I have to spread over the dark realm to complete the mission, and I am just about to catch it.” “Go away.” “Go to hell!” The two women screamed in unison.
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