Eternal First Immortal Sect
Chapter 256: Toxic in shit
The three guys squatting in the hut at the moment, because they were too rushed when they came, they completely forgot to bring paper.
Now, it was really embarrassing.
"Son, if you don't feel tired, how about going back to get some paper?" Elder Lu turned red and turned to look at his son, he said softly.
"Father, I want to go back, but the conditions don't allow it!" Lu Guan said with a sad face, his legs trembled.
"Oh, it seems that I can only stay here first, and when someone comes from the martial arts, let them send some." Elder Lu sighed deeply, then said with a helpless expression.
"Hehe, I advise you to give up this idea." At this moment, a very unfocused voice came from a short distance and passed into the ears of the two.
"Li Chen, what do you mean by this?" Elder Lu gave Li Chen a glance, then said aggressively.
"You really acted as the elder's laxative that was playing with you? If you don't squat here for seven days and seven nights, the elder's name is written upside down!" Li Chen laughed, his tone full of pride.
"It turns out that you **** gave the old man the medicine. Wait, the old man will pass by and strangle you in a while!" When Elder Lu heard this from Lichen, he was instantly angry.
"Hehe, come on!" Li Chen stared, and then yelled without hesitation.
"Hmph, let you be arrogant for a while, and when the elder is finished, I will twist your head off as a chamber pot!" Elder Lu's eyes were full of murderous, almost condensing the surrounding void.
"If I'm afraid of you, I'm a puppy, old bald donkey!" Li Chen vacated a hand, and then fiercely raised a **** to Elder Lu, with a look of contempt.
Elder Lu became more and more angry, but he really had nothing to do with Li Chen. After all, he still had more important things to work on now, and he couldn't delay it for a while.
All three of them squatted heavily in the pit, slumping away.
At the beginning, the three of them could barely support it, but after a few hours, their calves were a little numb.
"Father, when is this a head? I feel like I'm going to die soon!" Lu Guan looked at his father with a painful expression, his voice full of grievances.
"Shut up, stand upright for Lao Tzu, that **** Lichen hasn't begged for mercy yet, why are you crying!" Elder Lu gave Lu Guan a fierce look, and then exclaimed.
"Just because you two want to compare concentration with this elder? This elder is a pot of medicine, a man who can practice for more than half a month!" Li Chen's face did not change at all, he just laughed, his tone of voice Shocked and arrogant.
"Huh!" Elder Lu didn't bother to take care of this stinky guy, he still squatted on the pit with all his concentration, exerting the strength of feeding.
Three hours later, Lu Guan’s calf was already trembling, his face was covered with cold sweat, and his expression was very pitiful.
"Father, I... I really can't do it anymore," Lu Guan said tremblingly, his tone full of despair.
"Haha, if you kneel down and apologize to this elder now, this elder may be merciful and give you some antidote." Li Chen's face also turned pale, but he still said arrogantly. .
"Son, don't listen to this bastard's nonsense. If he had an antidote, he would have ran away by himself. How could he squat here with the two of us?" Elder Lu turned his head and glanced at his son, then his face Said solemnly.
"Father, I know, I'll hold on for a while." Lu Guan took a deep breath, then said with a heavy face.
Don't look at Li Chen's current appearance is very arrogant, in fact, he is already at the end of the arrogant crossbow, just relying on a breath to hold on.
His strength was not as good as Guan Lu and Elder Lu, although his strength was relatively strong, his physical strength could not keep up!
In addition, Lichen drinks the most laxatives, and the medicinal power it bears is also the largest.
"Damn, I must hold on, not let these two **** laugh at me." Although the whole body is already shaky, Lichen still gritted his teeth and roared in his heart.
"This bastard, how many medicines have you put in my soup? I can't stand it anymore!!!" Elder Lu's expression was also distorted, and his brows were frowned.
Although he is the strongest among the three, he has just recovered from a serious illness. His current physique is very weak. Now that he has been intensively pulling for such a long time, his body is already about to collapse.
In fact, all of the three are pregnant with ghosts, and no one is willing to be the first to be soft. This has formed a stalemate here.
As time slowly passed, the night time passed quietly, and soon it was daytime.
A handyman disciple carried a bucket on his shoulder, holding various deodorizing tools in his hand, he ran towards here in a hurry.
This handyman disciple had just stepped into the hut with the front half of his feet, and he smelled an indescribable smell.
"Fuck, who poisoned him in the hut??!" The handyman disciple's eyes stunned, the smell poured directly into his brain, and he fainted instantly.
"Li Chen, did you secretly eat shit? How else could it be so stinky? Didn't you get it smeared without seeing it!" Elder Lu turned his head and glanced at Li Chen, then gave a very contemptuous smile.
"I'm pooh, don't pour a pot of **** on this elder's head. That is obviously your taste, you are the closest to that kid!" Li Chen's face was very pale, he said in a cold voice.
Elder Lu turned his head and glared at him unwillingly, then continued to lower his head, and began to concentrate on excreting the waste in his body.
Two more hours passed, and the three were still in a stalemate there.
On the other side, a disciple of the inner sect frowned slightly, and there was some doubt in his heart.
"Strange, why hasn't Xiaopeng come back? Does it take so long to clean a hut?" The inner disciple muttered to himself.
"Forget it, I'll go take a look." After hesitating for a while, the inner disciple took a step forward and walked towards the hut.
Soon, he came to the door of the cottage, and saw a half-dead figure.
"Little Peng, what's the matter with you?" The inner disciple hurried forward, and he subconsciously supported Xiao Peng, but half of his body had already entered the entrance of the cottage.
Because of his nervous expression, the inner disciple didn't smell that strong smell that was hard to describe in words.
Xiaopeng may have felt his brother's call. He slowly opened his eyes, and then tremblingly stretched out a finger to point to the location of the hut.
"Master...Brother, the **** is poisonous! Hurry...hurry up!" After saying this, the little friend tilted his head and passed out completely.
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