Eternal Life: My Millennia in the Jiaofang Division

"Woof woof..."

The door of the wooden house was knocked open, and with a tender bark, a chubby little black dog the size of a palm ran out of the door.

The little black dog twisted its buttocks, its tail swayed back and forth, and even tripped at the threshold, baring its teeth in anger at the threshold.

If any rich lady saw this scene, her maternal love would overflow, and she would want to hold the little black dog in her arms and love it hard.

This little thing is so cute!

But Niu Dazhuang and others couldn't laugh at all!

They were on high alert, and they wished their hearts would jump out of their throats.

As a result, what ran out from inside was such a... cute little dog?

Is this a joke?

Where is the big black dog?

If the big black dog doesn't come out, what's the point of bringing out such a little dog?

Have you ever seen the mountain bandits who roared in the sky? They looked at Niu Dazhuang suspiciously: "Boss, is this the big black dog you are talking about?"

He looked strange, as if asking, "Are you scared by such a small thing?"

Niu Dazhuang's face was ashen and he didn't say anything.

The skinny young man said, "What do you know? The big black dog we saw, with four paws standing on the ground, was more than ten feet tall, bigger than two horses, and it was not this dog at all."

"Really?"

Suspicious eyes shot from all around.

Someone else said, "That's not right. Look at this wooden house. It's at most one person tall. If the big black dog is really more than ten feet tall, it probably can't get in at all, right?"

"This..."

The skinny young man was speechless and didn't know how to refute.

At this moment, a chuckle came from the wooden house: "Everyone, since you are here, why don't you come in and have a chat?"

Everyone was stunned and looked up, only to find that there was an old wooden table placed opposite the door of the wooden house.

There were tea sets on the wooden table, and a Taoist priest was sitting beside the wooden table, sipping tea leisurely.

"Is it you?"

Niu Dazhuang's face darkened: "Smelly Taoist priest, where is your big black dog?"

"Isn't it!"

Zhao Mu pointed at the fat boy at the door.

Niu Dazhuang's face was full of black lines: "Smelly Taoist priest, now the whole wooden house has been surrounded by us, you can't escape, if you don't want to die, you'd better be honest."

"I'll ask you again, where is your big black dog?"

"Don't fool people with this little thing, it's not even as big as my palm, do you really think we are fools?"

Zhao Mu shook his head: "Hey, why doesn't anyone believe the truth these days? Come on, Xiaotian, come in, since they don't believe us, then we have no choice but to ignore them."

"Woof woof..."

Xiaotian barked twice again, then twisted his fleshy little butt and walked into the wooden house, but he tripped at the threshold again.

With a plop!

The little head fell to the ground, the little butt was raised high, and the little tail was like a lightning rod straight up to the sky.

That stupid and cute look immediately made Niu Dazhuang's face darker.

He felt that the stupid dog was deliberately humiliating him.

Niu Dazhuang gritted his teeth: "Stinky Taoist, stop pretending. You have come to our territory. You can't leave without peeling a layer of skin. Hurry up and hand over all the treasures on you, otherwise I will not let you go down Mangniu Mountain."

Zhao Mu smiled: "I don't plan to go down the mountain."

"What?" Niu Dazhuang was stunned.

"I said, I plan to live here from now on. Since I don't plan to go down the mountain, do I not have to hand over the treasures?"

Zhao Mu smiled with a playful look on his face, as if he was laughing at a group of fools.

Dozens of bandits were so angry that their noses were about to smoke, and they cursed one by one.

Niu Dazhuang was also furious: "Damn Taoist priest, you dare to play tricks on me?"

"Yes, I am playing tricks on you. If you have the guts, come in and kill me?"

"Do you think I don't dare? Let me tell you, this is a mountain of 100,000 bandits. Everyone has blood on their hands. Killing is commonplace. Do you understand?"

"I don't understand."

Zhao Mu smiled and shook his head: "Again, either you go into the house and kill me, or get out of here and don't bother me on the mountain top in the future."

"You..."

Niu Dazhuang was about to be furious.

Whose territory is this? Why does it feel like the stinky Taoist priest is more arrogant than him?

He gritted his teeth: "Damn Taoist priest, you asked for this. Come on, let me go into the house and catch him. I want to see if he can still be so stubborn with a knife on his neck?"

"Yes, big boss!"

The mountain bandits had been waiting impatiently for a long time, and two of them rushed up immediately.

But the two men entered one after another, but the next moment... disappeared!

Where are the people?

The bandits who didn't go in were all stunned and widened their eyes.

They clearly saw people rushing into the house, how come they disappeared in the blink of an eye?

What the hell is this?

"Erhu, Mazi, what are you two doing? Why don't you catch that stinky Taoist priest? Why are you hiding in the house?"

The skinny young man shouted loudly, but no one in the house responded.

Niu Dazhuang's face was gloomy: "Stinky Taoist priest, what have you done to our people?"

"Nothing, there are delicious food in my house, they are eating."

Zhao Mu pointed to the opposite side of the table.

But that angle was blocked by the wall, and it was impossible to see from outside the door.

Without waiting for Niu Dazhuang to speak, the skinny young man pointed directly at the two people next to him: "Rabbit, Lao Liang, you two go in and see what's going on inside?"

Rabbit and Lao Liang looked at each other, wanting to refuse but not daring to.

Although the skinny young man was not the big boss, he also held an important position in the Bull Gang. If they dared to refuse the orders of the skinny young man, they would have no good days in the Bull Gang in the future.

So the two of them gritted their teeth and had to bite the bullet and walk towards the wooden house.

This time, everyone stared at the door, wanting to see clearly what would happen?

Then Rabbit and Lao Liang walked into the door of the wooden house one after the other.

As a result, the next moment, their figures suddenly disappeared.

And this time, the bandits clearly saw the process of the two disappearing.

Just as the two walked into the wooden door, their figures shrank at an astonishing speed, almost like ants in the blink of an eye, and then fell from mid-air and fell directly into Zhao Mu's teacup.

How could a normal person become smaller?

With such a small body, would they drown if they fell into the teacup?

Some people were horrified!

Some people had strange thoughts in their minds... Well, they will definitely drown, right?

Fortunately, Zhao Mu didn't know what some of the bandits were thinking at the moment, otherwise he would have burst out laughing.

It seems that there are some weirdos among these bandits.

At this time, they are still in the mood to care whether people will drown in the teacup?

"Stinky Taoist priest, who are you, and what kind of magic did you use just now?"

Suddenly Niu Dazhuang roared, interrupting some people's weird thoughts.

They shuddered and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Yes, if it wasn't magic, how could a person's body shrink and fall into a teacup?

Is this stinky Taoist priest a monster?