Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

The two never thought that the parrot would listen to their words, after all, ordinary people would not expect a parrot to be as smart as Shen Qiu.

Brother Chao continued to teach Shen Qiu after Song Cheng left.

Shen Qiu's stumbling and stumbling, creating a kind of appearance for Brother Chao, who is just a little smart and learns things quickly.

Brother Chao was very happy, humming a little tune in his mouth, feeling that Shen Qiu was an auspicious fruit sent by God.

"With you here, our performance this month will definitely be better."

The big parrot looked at him with a cold face, and learned very brainwashing propaganda.

Teaching for about 40 minutes, Brother Chao was also tired of teaching, and while knocking the seeds for the parrot, he took out his mobile phone and played games.

Shen Qiu looked at him from behind, making sure that he was completely immersed in the game, and tiptoed towards the door.

Everyone in the living room is doing their own thing. The people in this room do not have mobile phones. The mobile phones were taken away from the first day.

So they don't have much time to play, and more often they are dragged by the MLM elements hidden in these people to continue brainwashing.

Shen Qiu looked at Song Cheng dragging a big brother over there and repeating the words taught by super brother, his eyes were slightly cold.

But now he can't do anything. After looking around and not finding Song Yan, he rushed to the door of the bathroom.

He now has two ideas. If he can find Song Yan, he will conspire with Song Yan. If he can't find him, he will go out to find Zuo Yuan first.

These people are going to take Song Yan to another place tonight, and he has to pass on the clues quickly.

Shen Qiu jumped on the door handle of the bathroom, pressed down hard, and the next second, a hand stretched out and grabbed his wings and pulled him hard.

Thanks to the big parrot's strong control, it didn't call out on the spot.

At this time, Zuo Yuan, who had arrived at the Mindong District Police Station, immediately told the police about the situation and wanted to seek help.

After listening to Zuo Yuan's description, and reading Zuo Yuan's police certificate, the police fell into deep thought.

After a while, an old policeman said in a deep voice, "It's such a left comrade, the place you're talking about happens to be a MLM organization that we've been keeping an eye on recently."

Zuo Yuan was a little surprised, "Then..."

"We also saw this parrot today, and felt a little familiar at the time, but parrots are mostly like this. I didn't think of the one in your house."

I was sure that Shen Qiu had really entered the MLM den, Zuo Yuan's sigh was relieved and brought up again.

Although Shen Qiu's intelligence is unlikely to be affected by those MLM elements, Zuo Yuan still beats the drum in his heart now that he doesn't know the specific situation.

He thought for a moment and asked the old police what they were going to do.

"The parrot in our house is very smart. If we can cooperate, maybe we can cooperate."

After discussing with the director, Zuo Yuan immediately discussed the next plan with the police in Mindong District.

At this time, Shen Qiu, who was dragged into the bathroom, nipped at the other's hand for the first time, and stopped when she saw the opposite's face.

It's Song Yan.

The big parrot fluttered, Song Yan let go, and Shen Qiu jumped to the windowsill.

"What did you arrest me for?"

Song Yan danced with excitement.

"You you you! You are the police bird on White Horse Street!"

Song Yan's voice was very low, but Shen Qiu still heard his content.

The secret in my heart is sure.

"You know me, so why are you still in the MLM den? Don't you know it's harmful?!"

Song Yan still had a smile on the corner of his mouth. Hearing the words, his voice was full of anger, "Hey, Qiuqiu, don't be angry, I'm here just for you."

Shen Qiu:…

The big parrot swishes and sticks to the edge of the window.

"No, we have something to talk about, can you stop saying such stupid things."

Seeing that he was misunderstood, Song Yan hurriedly explained, "I am a new policeman who was admitted to the Baima Street Police Station this time. I liked the city of Jiangshi before, and I saw your promotion on the Internet a few months ago. The anti-fraud video, I immediately decided to come to your police station."

He raised his head proudly, "No, after I passed the civil service exam, I conducted a series of trainings, and finally came to Jiangshi!"

The big parrot opened its beak, but couldn't say a word for a while.

Silence for a few minutes, "Since you are a new policeman...how did you enter the MLM den?"

Speaking of this, Song Yan suddenly became a little irritable, "That Song Cheng, my cousin, when I came, my dad thought that there is such a relative in Jiangshi who can help him if he has something, so he gave I got in touch, who knew that he was actually engaged in pyramid schemes, and he pulled me in on the first day he came."

Song Yan was quite speechless.

He said again, "But since everyone has come in, I must not waste this opportunity, so I have been thinking about how to spread the news of this MLM den, I didn't expect you to come. already."

Song Yan was excited again, "How did you get in, Qiuqiu? Does your presence prove that the police already know about this place?"

After saying that, she felt wrong, "No, Baima Street is in Nankai District, this is Mindong District, and the jurisdictions are different."

Shen Qiu was a little embarrassed, the big parrot made two sounds, "Then what..."

The words did not come out, the door was knocked, and one person and one bird suddenly fell silent.

Song Yan pulled the crack of the door open, and everyone in the living room became vigilant.

Song Cheng stood at the door and asked, "Who?"

"Hello takeaway, is this Mr. Zuo? The takeaway you ordered has arrived, please come out and pick it up."

Song Cheng looked relieved, "There's nothing Mr. Zuo here, and no one orders takeout, you're wrong."

The delivery guy was a little suspicious, "That's not right, the address is just you, and the handsome guy lives alone here? Did your friend order it for you? , why don't you come out and take a look?"

Song Cheng was a little impatient, and his tone was a bit fierce.

Shen Qiu didn't listen so much. He pushed the door crack and whispered, "It's Zuo Yuan."

Small eyes rolled, he looked towards the door, "No, I have to go out and meet Zuo Yuan, Song Yan, please help me stare at that super brother, don't let anyone find out."

Song Yan's eyes lit up and nodded wildly, "Okay, don't worry! I'll be here to guard!"

At this moment, Song Cheng chased away the delivery boy and looked for Song Yan in the house.

Song Yan answered in the bathroom.

"Cousin, wait a minute, I'll pull a big one."

Song Cheng muttered something, let him hurry up.

"Brother Chao saw that you invested 4,000 yuan all at once today, so I decided to give you a chance to see the world. Don't lose it, come out and find out."

Song Yan responded again and again.

Shen Qiu had already opened the window, and was about to fly outside when the voice of Super Brother came.

"Has any of you seen the fortune and treasure?"

Everyone said they didn't see it.

Song Yan was a little anxious and pushed the big parrot outside.

If Shen Qiu hadn't fully adapted to the parrot's body, he would definitely fall down and fall into a mess of flesh.

He glides in the air with a z amplitude, and then rushes to the corner of the cell.

Zuo Yuan must have known that this was a MLM den, otherwise he would not have chosen such a roundabout way to inform him.

According to the habits of the two, Shen Qiu found Zuo Yuan squatting in the corner on the side of the community near the wall, but what surprised him was that Luo Qian was actually there.

Shen Qiu was all thinking about the MLM den at the moment, and he didn't even realize that Luo Qian's mission was already very wrong.

The big parrot rushed towards his partner excitedly, and slapped in the air when he was about to hit the opponent.

"Zuo Yuan! Guess what I found!"

Zuo Yuan got up from the ground expressionlessly, stared at the big parrot, and raised his arm.

"Down."

Shen Qiule rested on his wrist, and the next second, his wings were lifted, and his tail was slapped a few times.

It didn't hurt, but Shen Qiu was stunned.

The big parrot stared blankly at his partner.

The partner's face was dark and his eyes were very gloomy.

"Get it wrong?"

Shen Qiu: ? ? ?

He widened his small eyes.

"No, what was wrong with me? What was wrong with me?"

Zuo Yuan was even more angry when he heard this.

Have a good rest day, and finally have a date with my girlfriend! As a result, halfway through the date, I was caught by this little parrot who ran around without authorization!

I searched for a long time in fear, but this little parrot still thinks that he is right?

Zuo Yuan thought to himself that animals should not be too smart. If they are too smart, they will be like this parrot, and their ideas will be better than each other!

In the end, she said resentfully, "Do you remember that you are just a parrot? You are very capable of entering the MLM den alone?"

"Do you think that there are too few people who know they are smart? Thinking of publicizing and provoking criminals to steal you and sell them for a high price?"

"If you think your worth in the police station is low, tell me, I will take you to see the director and tell him that you don't want to be a police bird, you want to increase your worth ."

"Don't worry! I promise that the country will send you to the safari park immediately, and the company of the national treasure giant panda will definitely make your worth dozens of times in an instant! Will you do it?"

The big parrot shrank his head in fright, looked at Luo Qian and Zuo Yuan, and instantly understood why he was angry.

"What... I was wrong."

The big parrot can bend and stretch, and admit mistakes very quickly.

Zuo Yuan laughed again.

"Do you still know that you are wrong? Let me tell you, you are a police bird in our police station! You are a beloved anti-fraud spokesperson in our jurisdiction!"

"You leave the jurisdiction as a piece of gold shining all over! You are lucky that no one recognizes you for the time being, otherwise it will definitely take you across the ocean for a romantic trip."

"Do you still want to be a police bird? Go abroad to complete your breeding career!"

Shen Qiu was scolded and did not dare to say a word. After finally waiting for Luo Qian to appease him, he wondered if he should say something to ease the atmosphere.

In the end, the one who didn't hold his mouth was: "Zuo Yuan, it's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk."

Shen Qiu: ...I was so wrong, you believe me.