Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

As soon as the car door opened, the big parrot got into the back seat of the police car, stood obediently against the door, and blinked at the policeman with a pair of small eyes.

The one on the side is well-behaved, and looks like a row of children in a kindergarten.

Zuo Yuan couldn't help laughing, pointed at the parrot and said to the shop owner, "See, parrots are more sensible than you. After all, they are adults, so I still understand the truth that people who do wrong are punished. Yes."

"Okay, don't be so stubborn, let's go back to the police station if you have anything."

The owner, a woman in her thirties, got into the car in disgust.

Although the policeman's nose is not a nose, and his eyes are not eyes, he is very kind to the parrot female shopkeeper.

I got into the car and even took Shen Qiu into my arms.

Which line is this? Men and women don't accept kisses!

Shen Qiu flapped her wings and jumped to the co-pilot police officer.

The big parrot spreads its wings like 1.3-1.4 meters, and it is almost impossible to fit him in the car.

He stepped on the policeman's lap and found a comfortable position to squat. Seeing the light blue policeman's uniform, he felt more peaceful than ever.

With his parrot body and human IQ, the start is the police station, I don't believe it can be like the previous life.

You can't touch the iron rice bowl until you are two years old!

In this life, he has to hide his iron rice bowl in the beginning!

Tang Nian held the parrot stiffly and asked Zuo Yuan what to do.

"Hold it, I think this parrot likes you quite a bit."

Shen Qiu took a look, this opportunity is just right, no need for nothing.

I immediately opened my mouth and said, "I like the police uncle! I like the police uncle!"

The parrot's voice has a taste of electronic sound, but he said a sentence in a serious tone.

The two policemen were amazed.

"No wonder everyone says that parrots are smart, and it's okay to say it so neatly, and you know how to please the police."

Tang Nian tried to touch the parrot's fur. Touched it once and wanted to do it again.

It took ten minutes for the police car to return to the police station. On the way, Tang Nian had been touching the parrot's feathers, especially the neck, which felt very good.

I saw the place, and it was a pity: "This parrot hair is strange and easy to touch, Brother Yuan, do you want to try it?"

Shen Qiu pecked his hand expressionlessly, and jumped up the glass window by himself.

What's going on with these humans! Rub him when he's a cat, rub him when he's a panda! This has become a parrot, how can it not escape the life of being slapped!

He looked at the police station and raised his head "White Horse Street Police Station."

I looked around again and found the address of the police station.

No. 666, Baima Street, Nankai District, Jiang City.

The house number is very lucky.

Shen Qiu is very satisfied with his future job position, and he will fly into the hall when he spreads his wings.

Another car drove in at the gate. The others didn't see it, but Shen Qiu saw the words of the Forestry Bureau printed on the door.

Hoo! ?

This is worth it, with a flap of wings, he rushed into the hall when someone came out.

The policemen in the case handling hall only felt a chill on their heads, and when they looked up, they saw a touch of blue flying past.

Tang Nian got out of the car in a hurry and met the people from the Forestry Bureau.

"The parrot you said was the one who just ran in?"

Tang Nian nodded, "I heard that the scientific name is Purple Blue Parrot?"

The staff of the Forestry Bureau said in a serious tone, "And it is a very cherished species of parrot, and the price on the black market is particularly high. It is rare in China, if there is generally, there is a 90% chance It was poached."

"The family that this parrot lived in before can check it out. The origin of such a cherished parrot is definitely not ordinary."

Tang Nian immediately became serious and told Zuo Yuan about the situation.

Zuo Yuan gave him a gesture, indicating that he was in charge of the parrot first, and he asked the female shopkeeper.

The two are divided.

Shen Qiu rushed into the hall only to find that she could not fully control the body of the parrot, and swayed into the door of the mediation room, searched around, and chose to stand on the commanding heights: on the door frame .

When the staff of the Forestry Bureau and Tang Nian came over, they saw the parrot standing majestically on the door frame, with a pair of small eyes staring at them.

Rao is an employee of the Forestry Bureau who has seen many big scenes, and can't help but praise, "From the eyes, this parrot is extremely smart, we all have to be careful."

Shen Qiu moved his claws and decided to negotiate amicably first, and then use force if the negotiation fails.

The big parrot "cough" twice, as if clearing its throat.

"Master, let's have a discussion?"

After saying a sentence, she snapped her tongue loudly.

The staff and Tang Nian were happy.

"Okay, what did you say you wanted to discuss?"

"Can I not come with you?"

The staff shook his head, "No."

Very good, Shen Qiu spread his wings and tapped his beak twice.

"Looks like we don't have to negotiate!"

He flew up, claws hard against the door frame.

The staff backed sharply, thinking the parrot was going to attack him.

Who knew the parrot stepped back and closed the door with one paw.

It was not enough to close the door, he also locked the door with his claws.

Tang Nian heard the crisp sound of locking the door, and then saw that the keyhole was empty.

He stepped forward and knocked on the door, "Don't make trouble, little parrot. This is the mediation room. How can we work if you lock the door."

Shen Qiu raised his neck, looked at the key that he had pulled out and put it on the table in advance, and said his appeal in a friendly tone.

"I'm going to stay at the police station! I'm going to be a police bird! I'm not going with anyone!"

The door was silent for two seconds, and the two burst out laughing.

"Do you know what a police bird is? Stop making trouble, little parrot, open the door!"

Old God Shen Qiu was squatting on the table on the ground, not opening the door, he asked to stay.

Two grown men just couldn't convince a parrot, Tang Nian was about to open the lock.

Left Yuan is here.

Seeing the closed door, listening to Tang Nian again, I am overjoyed.

"The female shopkeeper explained that the parrot was bought from a foreigner at a high price, and was originally intended to be left to the elderly to relieve the boredom."

The old man died two years after buying it, and later followed her son to junior high school.

As a result, the son did not learn well, the parrot imitated his son every day, and betrayed his son.

The son was scolded and unwilling to ask for the parrot again, so he was taken to the pet store by the owner of the pet store, thinking about finding a rich person to sell it reported.

"I heard from the female shop owner that when his old man was alive, he liked to watch police and bandit movies, and he probably learned from some TV series when he wanted to be a police bird."

The big parrot's words were instantly explained. Shen Qiu listened in the room and gave Zuo Yuan a like with his paws.

Very good, in the future he will be able to express himself freely in the future.

Shen Qiu couldn't come out, and the staff of the Forestry Bureau outside couldn't wait any longer.

In the end, the parrot had to be left at the police station, and they agreed to call the forestry bureau when they caught the parrot and locked it up in Tang Nian.

Listening to their greetings, Shen Qiu rolled her eyes with those small eyes that were quite difficult.

Discuss how to deal with me in front of me, I won't let you see how smart I am, I'm sorry for my IQ as a parrot.

The staff of the Forestry Bureau left quickly, Zuo Yuan stood at the door and persuaded softly, "The master is gone, will you come out?"

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Laughing and crying for a while.

"You parrots are too smart, aren't you, all of you parrots so smart?"

The parrot's mouth clacked twice, Shen Qiu couldn't hold back, "No, the others are not as smart as me."

Two young police officers laughed.

Shen Qiu:…

Feel being mocked!

You wait! Sooner or later, I will prove it to you!

While talking, someone called Tang Nian outside.

“Someone is going to jump from a residential building in a community, do you two go over there?”

The two who were smiling just now straightened their faces, "Okay, let's go now."

Shen Qiu was excited when she heard it.

How can I let the police know his worth and keep him as a police bird?

The police must see his ability! Knowing his ability is not!

And what better way to know what he is capable of than a mission? !

No!

Shen Qiu had Xiao Jiujiu in her heart, seeing the two of them turn around and flew out in a swish.

Flying to the gate, barely saw the glass door of the hall slammed into it.

Fortunately, someone just came in, avoiding the consequences of Shen Qiu hitting his head and breaking blood.

When Tang Nian came out, the big parrot was already standing on the hood waiting for them.

"Hurry up, hurry up! Why are you so slow!"

The parrot flapped its wings and began to whistle.

Zuo Yuan couldn't stop laughing, "Don't say it, just like this, it looks like a police bird."

He opened the car door, and Shen Qiu took advantage of this time to get into the back seat.

"I want to be a police bird! I want to be a police bird! I want a mission! I want a mission! Whoever stops me is in a hurry!"

The whole process only takes a few seconds, and it is very kind.

Tang Nian was worried, "What about Brother Yuan?"

Zuo Yuan was looking at the case information when he heard that he twisted the car key and opened fire.

"Take him with you, and leave him in the car somewhere."

There is no other way, after all, the case is important.

The car pulled the siren to the scene of the crime.

The address is in a nearby neighborhood, but it takes a few minutes to reach the destination.

In an eight-story old community, a young girl in a skirt stood on the edge of the roof.

Zuo Yuan watched for a while, and reported the situation to the command center with a serious expression.

"First try to stabilize the mood of the person involved, the fire department is already on its way."

He got out of the car and did not forget to lock the door, leaving only a window gap for Shen Qiu to breathe.

Seeing his vigilant look, the parrot made two "cluck" tongues.

He jumped into the driver's seat skillfully and pressed the unlock button.

Hey, fight with me, you really treat me like a purebred parrot.

He looked up at the **** the rooftop, the other was crying so hard, as if he was talking to someone.

Firefighters arrived quickly and put air mattresses underneath.

The onlookers below were discussing, and Shen Qiu leaned over and listened.

Understand why.

It turned out that this girl came home early from a business trip, but she bumped into her boyfriend who was about to get married and had **** with other women in their wedding room.

And this woman was still the girl's best friend, so the girl who couldn't stand the excitement climbed to the rooftop.

It is the cheating man who is talking to the girl now.

Purple blue parrot spread its wings and flew to the roof.

As soon as Tang Nianhe and Zuo Zuo climbed to the top floor, they saw a touch of blue landing on the edge of the roof.

Take a closer look, who is it if it is not that parrot!

Left element: ? I just locked the door and got lonely?