Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

Zuo Yuan pointed at the door, "Will you go?!"

The parrot on the treetop flew down very neatly, got into the police car with the window open, and then squatted on the seat next to Luo Qian against the car door.

Zuo Yuanqi is happy.

Seeing Zuo Yuan standing still at the door of the car, the parrot patted his wings, "Why are you standing there! Let's go!"

Zuo Yuan rolled his eyes, got in the car, started the car, and looked at the big parrot from the rearview mirror.

"Don't think you can stay at the police station by talking nonsense outside today!"

The parrot tilts its head and pecks at its feathers, pretending not to hear.

Zuo Yuanqi laughed and turned the steering wheel, "Don't pretend you didn't hear me, your brain is as smart as a human being, you'd better put me in the box and go to the Forestry Bureau tomorrow!"

The big parrot half-pulled his eyelids, looking drowsy.

The mouth clucked, "Don't listen, don't listen, **** chanting."

Luo Qian and Tang Nian laughed.

Changing the coldness on her face, Luo Qian touched the parrot's hair and rubbed it on his neck, stretching Shen Qiu's wings comfortably.

"Uncle policeman, this parrot is so smart, it's not bad to stay in your police station. Look, if you meet someone like me next time, maybe you can save another life. ."

Speaking of the latter sentence, she laughed to herself.

Shen Qiu read countless people, and she knew what she was thinking when she saw that expression, clapped her hand with her wings, and scolded her.

"Who are you! What kind of person are you? Girls like you, all of them are just like the monks who have been enlightened. You can't wait to sacrifice yourself for others, otherwise you are not good enough."

"Just that kind of man, if I were you, I would have kicked him 800 years ago! Why do you picture him? Picture him ugly, and stink like a bed bug crawling out of a cesspool ?"

"Or make his face bigger?"

"Then your hobbies are very special. He is unmatched for the first two, but you are not good at drawing pandas for the latter? The national treasure has more faces than him."

After saying that, she smacked her lips, "No, no, I can't compare the panda to him, I will insult the panda."

The whole car burst into laughter, and Luo Qian laughed so much that her tears were about to come out.

"Why is your parrot so cute, isn't it really human?"

Shen Qiu glared at her with her eyes.

"You're not listening! Listen to me!"

"The only thing you do wrong in these things is that you shouldn't make fun of your own life! You don't think about what would happen if you really fell down from such a high building? Shall I give you another example?"

It was difficult for her to clear the image of her miserable end in the rest of her life from her mind, Luo Qian quickly raised her hand to apologize.

"I'm sorry Big Brother Parrot, I was wrong, you spare me!"

Shen Qiu nodded his parrot head with satisfaction, "That's right, a bright and beautiful girl, she looks very smart, how can she be so cruel to herself. Tathagata Buddha saw you must give way."

Luo Qian laughed until her stomach hurts, "I beg you, Big Brother Parrot, stop talking, all my sadness has been said by you, and I will brew emotions for Lin Qian's father later. Mom is on the phone."

Shen Qiu gave up after this, and patted Luo Qian's back with his wings, "That's right, brewing well, it's really impossible to read the Diamond Sutra to bedbugs in person."

Luo Qian didn't react for a while, and when she realized what the Diamond Sutra was used for, combined with the parrot's rant about her relic, she couldn't help laughing.

In the front seat, Zuo Yuan listened to the parrot while driving.

Early listening to his speech, the smart one doesn't look like a parrot at all, he squinted his eyes.

Pressing the wiper, he inadvertently glanced at Tang Nian.

He took out his mobile phone, glanced at the parrot in the rearview mirror with his peripheral vision, and quietly sent a message to his colleagues in the bureau.

A smart parrot, the parrot who wants to stay in the police station.

Compared with other parrots, it is hard not to wonder if someone taught this parrot something behind him to keep him so persistent in the police station.

Tang Nian quickly thought about it in his mind, and pulled out every suspect and slipped around.

Shen Qiu didn't know about this, he found out as soon as Zuo Yuan made a move.

After all, he used to be a policeman. Although he was reborn twice, his alertness has not decreased.

Seeing the movements of the two, the big parrot shook his head.

Check it, check it out, find out what my surname is~

The car arrived at the police station soon, the cheating man couldn't wait to rush to Luo Qian when he got off the car, and was separated by Tang Nian.

"Mr. Lin, please calm down first."

Lin Qian twisted his face and shouted: "I'm calm! Officer, this is our husband and wife's business, please don't get involved?!"

Tang Nian's tone was calm.

"Mr. Lin, this is the police station, please don't make any noise!"

Lin Qian wanted to say something else, but the big parrot flew from the car window and clicked his beak at him.

Lin Qian's mouth closed immediately, for fear that Shen Qiu was approaching, he took a few steps back.

"I didn't touch you! Don't try to slander me!"

Shen Qiu wanted to roll his eyes, but the parrot's small eyes would not allow him to do so, so he could only whistle, "Coward, coward!"

turned around and flew into the case handling hall.

Luo Qian glanced at Lin Qian, whose face was blushing and red, and her best friend, who looked like she was being bullied from behind, rolled her eyes and followed Shen Qiu in.

As a result, Luo Qian, who had just finished the transcript, directly put a big move.

"Uncle police, I want to call the police."

Zuo Yuan rubbed his eyebrows, "Miss Luo, I'm the same age as you this year, you can..."

"Good police uncle, I want to report to the police that Lin Qian defrauded me of 100,000 yuan."

Zuo Yuan got stuck before he finished speaking.

"One hundred thousand dollars? Fraud?"

Lin Qian, who had just finished taking a transcript with Tang Nian, was immediately anxious when he heard this, and rushed over from the opposite side of the aisle.

"Luo Qian, what's the matter with you! What kind of fraud, do you have to kill me to be comfortable?"

No one expected Lin Qian to suddenly go crazy. Seeing that the hand was about to grab Luo Qian's ponytail, Shen Qiu pecked at it!

"Ow!"

Lin Qian screamed and saw that blood was already overflowing from his fingers.

He widened his eyes and raised his hand to hit, "You bastard!"

Shen Qiu flew up and shouted, "I'm protecting animals! If you hit me, you will go to jail!"

Pecking Lin Qian's head.

The hair that was not much was pecked into the air like a dandelion.

Lin Qian groaned twice, hugging his head and squirming away.

"The police help! The little beast has bitten!"

Shen Qiu laughed inwardly, and shouted, "Uncle police, help! There is a bed bug that wants to kill a protected animal!"

While he shouted, he used his claws to lick Lin Qian's hair, black with yellowish hair, floating everywhere like snowflakes.

The police office was in chaos.

A few minutes later, the parrot flew to the light bulb above and stood, Lin Qian shivered under the desk.

Zuo Yuan rubbed his temples, which kept beating, and felt tired.

He looked up at the light wire that was about to be pulled down by the parrot, and the veins on his forehead jumped.

"You come down, the wire is about to be broken by you! Every day you jump on the light bulb, you..."

Left element: …=_=.

Shen Qiu knew what was wrong, hovered in the office for a while, and chose to land on the clock on the wall, but this thing was also hung on a nail, and the clock wobbled when the parrot's claws touched it. The next second "click."

The glass shattered on the ground.

Shen Qiu flying on the roof:…

Sorry, I didn't expect my destructive power to be so strong after being reborn as a parrot.

He stood quietly on the office chair farthest from Zuo Yuan.

"Sorry! I didn't mean to!"

Admitting mistakes is quick.

Zuo Yuan choked in his throat when he wanted to preach, making him a little dizzy.

waved his hand, "Tang Nian, take Lin Qian out first!"

This time, Lin Qian didn't dare to say anything, and left the office with his head cowardly.

Luo Qian, who was beside her, kept laughing. Seeing this, she rubbed her stiff face and spoke for Shen Qiu.

"Don't be angry, Uncle Police, Brother Parrot, this is also to help me."

"My name is Zuo Yuan, you can call me by my name."

Luo Qian smiled, "Good police uncle."

Left element:…

He sat down with a blank face and opened the computer file, "Okay, let's talk, what to say about Lin Qian's fraud."

"It was about this time last year, when I just bought the current house, but because I was too busy with work, I handed over the decoration to Lin Qian."

At that time, Luo Qian wanted Lin Qian to pay some decoration fees first, and then give him the money after the decoration was over.

But Lin Qian claimed that she really had no money, so Luo Qian gave him a card transfer of 100,000, but she didn't expect that when she came back from a business trip, the house hadn't moved at all, and it remained as it was.

Under questioning, I learned that Lin Qian lent the 100,000 yuan to his parents, saying that his father suddenly became ill. At that time, he was too anxious to ask Luo Qian to give the money to his parents. Dad is sick.

"Before I thought we were getting married soon, he also wrote me an IOU saying that he would pay me back in half a year, I didn't think so much, but until today, I haven't seen the one hundred thousand yuan The shadow of money."

"Before we were boyfriend and girlfriend relationship I don't care. But now we broke up, count the time and he has now constituted a fraud."

Zuo Yuan's expression became serious, "Are you transferring through a bank?"

Luo Qian nodded.

"You questioned him, did he say that the repayment was verbal or on record?"

Luo Qian took out her phone and looked through the chat records.

"There is a WeChat record, and this house has nothing to do with him."

"I bought the house in full, and I paid for the decoration alone. Even the usual living expenses are my biggest expense."

Hearing this, one person and one bird frowned at the same time.

Zuo Yuan hesitated, but couldn't hold back, "Miss Luo, what are you looking for?"

The big parrot pointed from behind and said, "After Tu dies, he can be ranked in the fairy class!"

Zuo Yuan went over with a knife, "Shut up!"

"Okay!" The parrot retracted its head and pecking at the feathers.

Luo Qian first smiled, then sighed, "Just think I was stupid before, but now I just want him to pay back the money."

Zuo Yuan typed a record in the document, and then said, "Generally, for this kind of case, we advocate mediation first. If mediation fails, we will file a case for you, and then go to the court."

Luo Qian frowned, obviously not expecting such trouble.

"I don't want to tell him that Lin Qian pretends to be poor when he mentions money."

Shen Qiu couldn't hold back and stretched his legs, "Well, let me say something?"

Two pairs of eyes stared at him, one with anticipation and the other with warning.

The big parrot shrank his head, "This kind of person loves face, right? Do you want to threaten him to go to his hometown to promote him?"