Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

Pedestrian Street is a major feature of Nankai District, and there are usually many people.

Just this Saturday, Shen Qiu stood on the top of the tree and looked at it, it was densely packed with people.

Today is a day of squatting here! He must squat the thief!

But the two of them went on a mission and won't be back in a short time.

She was in a hurry and thought about calling the police directly.

"Protecting parrots?"

The police lady looked at her suspiciously.

Luo Qian took out the photo she took of Shen Qiu before, "That's it, isn't that the mediator of your Public Security Bureau?"

The parrot recognized it, but the mediator?

Miss Police again:?

"Who told you he was the mediator in our bureau?"

Luo Qian snorted, "Isn't it? He persuaded me to come down from the rooftop. I think his eloquence should be the mediator specially hired by your bureau."

Miss can't laugh or cry, so I found a police officer who is still available in the bureau.

It happened to be Brother Liu who accompanied Zuo Yuancha to monitor in the morning.

"Brother Liu, please go with the girl. I brought the purple-blue parrot back in the morning for a walk."

"There is a lot of traffic there, don't be sold by criminals."

Brother Liu looked at him and nodded cheerfully.

Seeing Luo Qian's anxious face, she comforted her, "I think this parrot is very smart, it will not be easily caught, little girl, don't worry."

Shen Qiu, who was said to be smart, already had a goal at this time.

He stared at a man in black with an inch head and a height of about 1.7 meters.

The other party carried a bag in his hand and a towel around his neck, and had walked back and forth in this street several times.

Seeing that he was staring at an old man with gray hair, his small eyes looked into the man's pocket several times.

The big parrot on the treetop stretched its legs and spread its wings, eager to try.

The second the thief put the tool into the old man's pocket.

The purple-blue parrot rushed out like an arrow from the string, and he caught the thief's head with one paw.

I only heard the wolf howl of the thief, and subconsciously hugged his head in pain, the tools in his hand and the old man's wallet fell to the ground.

Passers-by around were startled and backed away.

Shen Qiu grabbed the thief's hair and squatted on his head, pecking his forehead under control.

I was still thinking about how to get such a big thief back when I felt a strong wind coming from behind.

The bird's fixed line of sight only allows it to turn its head to see the scene behind it.

It's just that before he had time to turn his head, a pair of hands grabbed his neck vigorously and pressed the big parrot on the thief's head.

Shen Qiu: ? ? ?

The parrot's wings fluttered a few times and were held down by the other hands.

Then he heard a very kind voice: "Police! Don't move!"

Shen Qiu:…

My family hits my own family.

He stretched his neck, "My own man! My own man! Uncle policeman, let go! His neck is about to break!"

The policeman holding the parrot was startled, his face full of horror.

"What is this...what? How can you talk!"

"I'm a parrot! Parrot! Uncle police, you see clearly! I'm an internationally endangered protected animal! If you press again, there will be one less endangered animal in the world!"

The frightened police uncle loosened his hand subconsciously, but the other hand still tightly grasped the root of his wing, like a chicken.

Shen Qiu:…

The big parrot lowered his head very sadly.

"Uncle policeman, I'm catching a thief! If you want to catch a thief, don't rob me!"

The policeman who caught him was delighted, "You catch a thief? You don't say you are a protected animal? It's not bad if you don't get caught by a thief and sell it!"

Several other plainclothes thieves came over while talking.

Looking at the crowd around, took the thief, the bitter master and the parrot to a remote location.

"Xiao Liao, what is this?"

The older policeman pointed at Shen Qiu and asked.

Shen Qiu raised her head and glared at him with her small eyes, "What?! I look like a parrot! Or the kind of protection!"

He twisted his body, "Let me go! If you catch me, my wings will break!"

The other policeman was amused, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Shen Qiu, and searched it on the Internet and made a sound.

"It's really a protection of animals, what is the name of the purple and blue parrot."

He looked Shen Qiu up and down in amazement, "But is the parrot as smart as you? Can you speak well and know how to catch thieves?"

The police officer Xiao Liao lifted him up, took off the feather and looked around, very puzzled, "The meat is warm, the heart is beating, the feather doesn't feel like a counterfeit, and I don't see the zipper."

Finally, he stared at Shen Qiu very seriously and asked, "Are you really a parrot?"

It can be seen that the policeman is very sincere and really puzzled.

Shen Qiu rarely choked.

Finally opened his mouth and screamed.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Purple-blue parrot's call is similar to that of a crow, which is different from that of a common parrot.

To describe it with human hearing is to keep shouting, and the voice is very loud.

Several policemen were startled.

"I'm a parrot! A parrot!"

Shen Qiu fluttered a few times and turned his head a few times.

"I'm a police bird at the Baima Street Police Station in Nankai District! A police parrot! I'm on a mission to catch a thief!"

"If you don't let me go, it will be a crime of obstructing official duties!"

There was a burst of laughter behind them.

Shen Qiu turned his head and saw a middle-aged man in a police uniform.

Then saw Luo Qian next to the man, and immediately became excited.

"Miss Luo Qian! Quick! Tell these policemen! I'm really a police bird at the White Horse Street Police Station!"

The middle-aged policeman laughed again.

"You little parrot, I still don't believe Zuo Yuan said that you are too smart. Now I believe it. Who did you learn this rhetoric from?"

He stepped forward, showed a few plainclothes his police ID card and explained, "I'm a policeman from the Baima Street Police Station, this parrot... The policeman from our station brought it back from a mission this morning. protection of animals.”

"But he's too smart to catch him and let him run away. This is..."

The older officer introduced himself.

"We are the city bureau's anti-picking police."

First tell what Shen Qiu did, then stare at the parrot with a half-smile and say, "This animal protection is a bit too smart, I'm sure it's a real parrot."

This is very meaningful.

Shen Qiumu stared at him with a bird face.

Don't think I can't hear what you're saying! Don't you just suspect that I am a dangerous item from unknown origin? !

Shen Qiu was a little regretful. If he had known, he would not have acted so smart, and he had been suspected all day long.

He fluttered a few times and pecked Xiao Liao's policeman's hand with his bird's beak.

Make sure the other party is a real parrot, the other party let go of him, Shen Qiu jumped to the building next to him.

"Check! Go check it! I'm...~ Qiuqiu Parrot will let you find out the slightest criminal record and I will go to jail myself! You don't need to say hello!"

He almost said his real name.

Several people were overjoyed.

In the end, the plainclothes of the city bureau left with the thief and the bitter master. Brother Liu glanced at his big parrot condescendingly.

"Are you going? Go back to the police station?"

Shen Qiu was still pondering, a thief almost folded himself in before he was caught. If he really wanted to go back to the police station, he would not be sent to the forestry bureau immediately.

Brother Liu was not in a hurry. Seeing that he did not speak, he continued to ask, "How about I wait for you to catch a thief before leaving?"

When the thief was mentioned, Shen Qiu felt a faint pain in his bird's neck, and he didn't want to catch the thief at all in a short time.

Aggrieved Brother Liu glanced at him, and flew in the direction of the police station.

Halfway through the flight, she circled around Luo Qian.

If the girl hadn't gone to the police station to report the case, he would have been stuck in the neck for an unknown length of time by the police.

He expressed his gratitude in a loud voice.

Luo Qian couldn't help laughing and laughing, "Brother Parrot, you are really a parrot who only has ideas, do you want to be a civil servant?"

The parrot's chest is raised, "I want to be a police bird and eat public food!"

Luo Qian chuckled, "It's very good, very ambitious, you go on, try to eat your public meal as soon as possible."

After a while, "But I'll give you an idea. You see your eloquence is so good, catching a thief is really a talent, why not be a mediator?"

In an instant, Shen Qiu found a new direction to serve his iron rice bowl!

I was overjoyed and thanked Luo Qian, "I'll be the first to invite you to dinner when I get my salary!"

"Then thank you in advance."

Behind, Brother Liu, who was a step away from them, quietly listened to the conversation between one person and one bird, narrowed his eyes slightly, and his exploratory eyes kept falling on the parrot.

Shen Qiu was so alert, how could he not feel it, but he didn't take it to heart.

No matter how much the police investigate, he is just a big parrot. Except for being smart and a little unusual, there is nothing suspicious about him.

The big parrot is ambitious, he is the police bird in this life!

Luo Qian left beforehand. Brother Liu brought the parrot back to the police station, and he had a face-to-face encounter with Zuo Yuan Tanglai who had just returned from a mission.

Shen Qiu rushed into the case handling hall with a swish, and flew to the plaque on the wall to stand.

The plaque is slippery and he needs to exert himself to stand.

Zuo Yuan was still wondering what happened to the parrot, so he heard Brother Liu tell the parrot's glorious deeds.

Again: =_=

Zuo Yuan rubbed his eyebrows wearily, "Brother Liu... Can I ask you to take charge of this case, I am really afraid of him, my nephew is not as smart as him! Did he mutate him? !"

Brother Liu smiled and comforted softly, it was impossible to promise.

Jokes, such a tossing little guy is still suitable for young people.

Zuo Yuan really didn't want to pay attention to the parrot, rolled his eyes at him and went back to work.

Shen Qiu heaved a sigh of relief. He didn't commit any more crimes this afternoon. He found a corner to squat and rest well. By the way, he thought about how to get the people at the police station to agree to him as a police bird.

A few hours passed quickly, and after a comfortable sleep, he stood up from under the chair at the foot of the wall, stretched his legs, spread his wings, and flew outside.

As soon as he flew up, it suddenly became dark in front of him, and the dim light made him lose his direction in an instant.

Dizzy, he fell forward and fell into someone's arms.

The parrot blinked and looked hard.

And Zuo Yuan came to face each other.