Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

"Hello comrade liar, I'm a policeman. Using false information to lure victims into transferring money is a fraud, you have..."

Before Zuo Yuan finished his words, the liar scolded a madman.

"Didn't you say that you are not a person if you lie? You son of a bitch!"

Shen Qiuxiao leaned forward and backward.

"Yeah, I'm not human, I'm a parrot, cluck clack."

He snapped his tongue a few times and chirped.

The other end of the phone was silent for about ten seconds, and then there was a busy tone of "beep beep".

Tang Nian had been covering his mouth for a long time, and after hanging up the phone, he couldn't help covering his stomach and laughing out loud.

Shen Qiubi gave a thumbs up, "You are really the smartest parrot I've ever seen. You can't be a liar with such eloquence."

Zuo Yuan glared at him angrily, Tang Nian straightened his police uniform and coughed, "But we do not advocate this kind of behavior, your practice is also a fraud, and you will be punished by law of."

Shen Qiu flew to the door frame and stood, pecking at the messy feathers gracefully.

"But I'm just a parrot."

Zuo Yuan looked at him with an expressionless face and his tail was nearly one meter long, and sneered silently.

Shen Qiu shrank his neck.

Don't say, Zuo Yuan is a young policeman, but when he has a serious face, he looks like his captain.

Let the parrot stand beside him honestly, Zuo Yuan and the old man learned about the dangers of telecommunication fraud.

"The next time you see a call with an unknown caller ID, don't answer it, you know?"

Mr. Li nodded and handed them the fruit, of course Zuo Yuan couldn't take it.

I was relieved after asking the old man that he did not transfer money to the liar.

The security guard also persuaded him, "Old Li, look how many times you have been deceived in just over a month since you moved here?"

"If people come to sell insurance, you buy it, and you also buy health care products. I estimate that you have spent tens of thousands of dollars for more than a month! That's all money! "

The security guard is sincerely distressed.

But Old Man Li just smiled and said he must pay attention next time.

The security guard hates that iron is not steel.

"You always say pay attention! The next time someone comes, you will buy it! Even if you buy it, you will bring people into the house for dinner. Every time it is sold and delivered, you are really... "

Security is not good.

When Shen Qiu heard this, he had a guess in his heart, and he fluttered his wings to attract everyone's attention.

"Old man, bring your grandson, it's a waste of time to bring grandson, I guarantee you will never have a chance to buy something from a liar."

The old man looked at Shen Qiu with kindness in his eyes, and when he heard the words, his eyes darkened, "The grandson is abroad with his father."

It was probably Shen Qiu's act of pretending to be a grandson before that made the old man really treat him as a grandson.

After saying this, he sighed.

"Do you think my son is filial when I live in such a big house by myself? I must be very happy, right?"

"But my son went abroad early, and the wife he married was also a foreigner, and he never came back once a year."

"I used to have a few old guys in the village to talk to, but since my son bought me this house and forced me to move in, I can't find anyone to talk to anymore ."

The eyes of the old man were sparkling, and he finally lowered his head to wipe away his tears and smiled bitterly.

"Although those liars cheated me of money, I can at least chat with them to pass the time, otherwise I really don't know how to live the day and night, I'm not familiar with life... No one to speak."

Several people were a little stunned.

In the end, the security guard patted Lao Li's head on the shoulder, "You can't find anyone to talk to and come to me, why are you giving money away!"

"There are several old guys in our security team who play chess or something in their spare time every day."

"If you don't think it's fun to chat with us, just go to the square in front of you and dance with people, or the park opposite is fine, there are many old men who play chess and Go."

Obviously, Mr. Li had never met such a warm person before, so he was at a loss.

Red-eyed and waved, "Isn't this making trouble with you?"

The security guard squinted, "It's not troublesome, just talk, I'm not a big man and it's troublesome to chat with me."

Seeing that the two were chatting together, Zuo Yuan said that he had to leave after the telecommunication fraud.

But before leaving, the old man stopped Zuo Yuan and pointed at Shen Qiu.

"Young man, can you sell this parrot?"

Shen Qiu almost fell off Zuo Yuan's shoulder.

Without waiting for Zuo Yuan to speak, he said, "Don't sell, don't sell! Sir, I protect animals! It's illegal to buy!"

The expression of the old man was visibly lost.

Shen Qiu couldn't see the old man like this, the hair on his neck blew up.

"Master, do you want to go to the flower and bird market to see if there is a parrot that can talk? It's also a person to talk to when you buy it."

He smacked his lips again, "But I must be hard to find someone so smart."

Old man Li, who was a little lost just now, suddenly lit up.

The security also said that he would take Mr. Li to the flower and bird market after a break.

Both sides said goodbye, walked out of the unit building, and Shen Qiu flew into the air.

"How about it! Zuo Yuan! It's convenient to take me on a mission! You don't have to say anything and I'll take care of the liar!"

Zuo Yuan sneered, "It's very convenient, to the extent that as long as the other party transfers money to me, they can immediately arrest you."

Tang Nian also sat aside to gloat.

"Then you will become the first parrot in history to be imprisoned for fraud, and the dream of a police bird will be shattered."

Shen Qiu glared at him with small eyes, "Didn't it fail in the end?"

Zuo Yuan still had a cold face, Shen Qiu seemed to see the expressionless face of the former captain shouting for more training, and immediately flew back to the police car and squatted.

No words all the way.

Back to the police station, Shen Qiu just got out of the car when he looked up and saw a girl with a pennant standing at the door.

Take a closer look, who is it if it's not Luo Qian?

She held a pennant in one hand and a plastic bag in the other, waving at Shen Qiu.

Shen Qiu fixed his eyes and saw that the pennant was written in three rows like a couplet.

Write: The famous parrot mediator on White Horse Street.

Write down: The first police bird in history.

Horizontal: You deserve it!

What's so weird about it.

Shen Qiu wanted to rush directly into the case handling hall, but was stopped by Luo Qian.

"Brother Parrot, come here! Look at the parrot food I brought you! The most expensive one! Make sure it matches your worth!"

Shen Qiu glanced at the bag of grains in the plastic bag.

He recalled the shaomai he ate in the morning and shook his head.

No, he doesn't want to eat parrot food after eating shaomai, it looks unpalatable if it doesn't taste good.

Shen Qiu picked up the bag in disgust, snapped his tongue and said, tilted his head and thought about various delicacies in his mind, "I want to eat meat!"

Luo Qian's eyes widened, "A macaw is a carnivore?"

Not waiting for Shen Qiu to answer, Zuo Yuan came over, "Macaws can only eat a small amount of snails or insects, and their staple food is mainly grains with shells."

He raised his head from the phone screen and grabbed Shen Qiu's paw.

"For the sake of your life, you should eat parrot food honestly."

Then said thank you to Luo Qian.

"I will transfer the price of this food to you."

Of course Luo Qian refused to accept it, and finally suggested that she and Shen Qiu take a photo to offset the money.

She was busy with work. After taking the photo, she shoved the pennant into Zuo Yuan's arms and hurried away.

Zuo Yuan and Shen Qiu glanced at the pennant at the same time, Shen Qiu was a little disgusted, "Why don't you hide it."

Zuo Yuan squinted at him, "What to do when you hide it, you should hang it up, so that everyone who comes will know that there are police birds in our bureau who can only speak well."

Just do what he said, he directly found an open space on the wall full of pennants in the case handling hall to hang the pennants.

Shen Qiu went around the door and glanced.

Yes, it is not so conspicuous, it is barely acceptable.

Shen Qiu stayed at the police station just like that, working with Zuo Yuan Tangnian during the day, and returning to the police lounge to sleep at night.

The grassroots police station, most of which are all kinds of disputes, bringing Shen Qiu a parrot to mediate the atmosphere.

Zuo Yuan could clearly feel that the parrot was a lot more relaxed when he tried to persuade him, which made him feel slightly better about Shen Qiu, his bird partner.

Three days have passed, Shen Qiu has adapted to the day of daily tasks, and received the alarm that day.

It was from the bank.

It was said that an old man wanted to transfer hundreds of thousands of dollars to an overseas account, but the bank staff refused to persuade him, and the other party kept calling it seemed like he was talking to a liar.

Only Zuo Yuan and the others were in the station when they received the alarm, so they immediately put on their hats and set off.

Shen Qiu swallowed the shaomai he grabbed from Zuo Yuan and followed.

The bank is on White Horse Street, and the police honked their horns in five minutes before arriving at their destination.

A security guard was standing at the entrance of the bank, and when he saw the policeman, he rushed forward.

"You guys are here, our staff can't persuade them anymore, they're getting angry inside."

Zuo Yuan frowned and walked in, Shen Qiu standing on his shoulders.

When I went to the lobby, I saw that he was still an acquaintance.

"Grandpa Li?"

Zuo Yuan shouted hesitantly.

Mr. Li, who was arguing with the staff, turned his head when he heard the voice, and when they saw Shen Qiu, they rushed over immediately.

"Officer Zuo, please tell these staff! My son is in urgent need of money now, please let me transfer money to my son! The other party is really not a liar!"

"Grandpa Li, don't worry, tell us what's going on first. Hundreds of thousands are not small money, the staff are all for your sake."

The old man stomped his feet in a hurry, "But this is really my son's emergency, otherwise how could I be so anxious!"

"Grandpa, calm down, how about you let me chat with each other?"

Mr. Li hesitated for a while, but within a few seconds, there was a very authentic urging voice in Mandarin from the other end of the phone.

"Uncle Li, Lao Li is waiting for the money, why don't you transfer the money to me first and then tell the police? I won't run away even if I am here, wait until Lao Li wakes up Just call and ask him."

The old man was moved.

Although Shen Qiu didn't hear anything from this conversation, his intuition told him that something was wrong, and immediately pushed Zuo Yuan away and rushed into the old man's arms.

"Grandpa! What's wrong with my dad?!"