Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

There was a colorful black in front of him, Zuo Yuan clutched his ribs and looked at the culprit, clenching his teeth.

"Ballball! If you hadn't been protecting animals, you'd be done!"

Shen Qiu saw his pale face, and flew into the air with a smirk.

"Missions and mistakes, my gratitude to you is like a surging river, I can only give you a hug."

It's just that the strength of the hug was not controlled, and it almost turned into the scene of murdering the benefactor.

Shen Qiu tried to rub his ribs with his claws, but was pushed away by Zuo Yuan, thanking him.

"You stay away from me now just to repay thank you."

Seeing Director Bai getting out of the car, Zuo Yuan greeted him with a strange explanation.

"As for me calling the director to let you stay...don't think about it, I just think it's a pity that your eloquence is not a mediator."

The big parrot nodded, "Yes, yes, you are right."

Left element: =_=.

It always feels that the parrot is perfunctory to him.

It's hard to say, Zuo Yuan chose not to speak to him, and looked at Director Bai who was smiling beside him.

"Director, what do you think of what I told you last night?"

Director Bai nodded, "But are you sure you want to bring the ball?"

Hearing his name, Shen Qiu stretched his neck.

Zuo Yuan nodded, "I've been partnering with Qiuqiu for three days, and his eloquence is really good, but some adults can't match it. I think bringing him will do more with less."

Director Bai pondered.

"When everyone arrives, we will have a meeting and try to discuss a complete charter."

Director Bai left after speaking, leaving Zuo Yuan on the spot to face Shen Qiu face to face.

Seeing that Zuo Yuan was about to enter the case handling hall, Shen Qiu hurriedly stopped him.

"What did you tell Director Bai? What mission do you want to bring me?"

"Don't ask, you'll know at the meeting."

Shen Qiu scratched her cheeks, she was really curious. But the grassroots police stations are not mediating disputes every day, or they are on the way to mediate disputes.

Occasionally there are so few petty thieves who don't need to find their talents?

What case could it be?

Shen Qiu thought about it all morning, and was still thinking about it when he quietly took Zuo Yuan for breakfast.

The big parrot stood on the wooden shelf in the corner that Tang Nian made for him and sighed.

"It's just a shaomai, Zuo Yuan, why are you so stingy."

Zuo Yuan rolled his eyes and turned away not wanting to look at him.

Shen Qiu watched Zuo Yuan swallow the last shaomai and swallowed his saliva.

I want to eat shaomai, I want to eat buns, I want to eat meat!

As I was thinking, the people in the office were all ready to greet the big parrot.

Shen Qiu shook his head and threw the food out of his mind.

All the police arrived, and Director Bai called everyone to a meeting.

By the way, I would like to introduce a new colleague to the rest of the police station, a parrot who is too smart and has excellent mediation ability.

Shen Qiu stood in the center of the table amid everyone's applause, shaking his purple-blue feathers, straightening his fluffy chest, and watching everyone welcome him with satisfaction.

"Please give me more advice in the future!"

The big parrot is humble and polite, although the voice is electronic and the tone of speech is a bit strange, but the articulation is extremely accurate, so that people can clearly hear what he said.

"Welcome over, let's talk about the second thing."

“Recently, there have been more and more fraud cases in our police station area, especially many elderly people living alone are often recruited.”

"Comrade Zuo Yuan proposed yesterday whether an anti-fraud campaign could be held in the jurisdiction. I thought about it all night and felt that this method was feasible, so I wanted to chat with you and hear your opinions. "

When the police heard this, they spoke enthusiastically.

Shen Qiu only knew what Zuo Yuan wanted to do with him at this time.

Solicit!

Of course, not that kind of solicitation, but literally.

This kind of anti-fraud publicity is not done by no one, but most people are not willing, let alone participate, and many times they publicize loneliness.

Even if the police come to the door to promote it in person, they are not welcomed by others.

Either do not open the door directly, or open the door and speak ill of each other, as if the police are the ones who defraud them of money.

What a policeman said was a sigh.

"I received an alarm a few days ago, saying that a girl was almost cheated by a liar."

"When I looked for her, she thought I was a liar and almost transferred the money. If I hadn't snatched her phone in a hurry..."

The police sighed and shook their heads, obviously very helpless.

Director Bai nodded, "It seems that anti-fraud promotion is imperative."

"I think it's good for Qiuqiu to promote this proposal. Both the old and the young like to watch novels. A talking parrot can attract some people to some extent."

"I think so, how about you?"

Everyone in the conference room looks at me, I look at you, and they all think this method is feasible.

Except for the big parrot standing in the center of the table with wings raised against it for a long time, but no one cared.

Shen Qiu: …Did you ask me for my opinion before asking me to solicit customers?

I'm here to be a police bird, not for you to solicit customers!

Before entering the police station, Shen Qiu thought that the police bird: like the first policeman, he appeared at the scene of the crime and helped the police solve the case with his sharp eyes.

But the actual police bird: the police station only has endless disputes to mediate, endless telecommunication fraud, and... propaganda.

Qiu Qiu Parrot is sad online.

This is really... totally different from what I thought!

No matter how sad, there is still work to be done.

The preparations for publicity began in full swing.

The promotion site is in the park in the middle of several communities.

Shen Qiu still followed Zuo Yuan on the mission, but when the mission was out, he had to hand out flyers...

Yes, it's the flyer.

In the past few days, walking on the road in the Baima Street area, the masses can always see a purple-blue parrot with gorgeous feathers squatting on the shoulder of a policeman and handing out flyers.

His beak opened and closed, and his voice was loud.

Stop someone and shove a flyer into their arms.

See the flyer again.

The small and medium flyer starts with a parrot that takes up almost half of the flyer.

Identical to the parrot handing out the flyer.

It's promotion day.

Parrots make another stop on the park stage! speak directly.

"Walk by and take a look, the parrot teacher's anti-fraud class is starting~"

"Download the national anti-fraud app, the liar will stay away from you and me!"

“National anti-fraud app, a must-have app for young people’s mobile phones!”

The loud voice of the parrot resounded almost throughout the park, and the publicity effect was unprecedented.

That's much better than the one-by-one publicity from the police.

The first wave was attracted by the wave of old people who raised birds, and then Mr. Li came over with the group of old men who played chess.

The old man Li first told the big guy how much Shen Qiu pretended to be his grandson.

Shen Qiu: …for the first time in history, a parrot famous for pretending to be a grandson, who else but me?

Then Mr. Li used himself as an example to tell the experience of being almost deceived.

Sigh.

"I wasn't deceived, and thanks to this football suit, my grandson chatted with that person, but my son was not so lucky, he was deceived a full $20,000 Dollars!"

The crowd roared in shock.

"Twenty thousand dollars, isn't that a hundred thousand dollars?"

Shen Qiu took the opportunity to interject, "That's it! Hundreds of thousands of yuan can be enough for your grandson to study a few extra classes and buy an extra room."

"The liar didn't just lie to you for a little money! If you are tricked, you will be deceived."

"Grandpa and grandma, what do you think! Usually big guys are reluctant to spend a piece or two, and they have to bring their own water when they go out. Why?"

Mr. Li looks like he is holding a lot of money.

"For what?"

"Isn't that just for the grandchildren, daughters and daughters-in-law of the family?"

"In order to save money for the child to buy a house, to save money for the grandson to apply for cram school!"

Mr. Li slapped his thigh, "Ouch, it's true."

"No matter how bad it is, let's buy some new clothes for the children. You see, the children of which family are wearing new dresses today. What are you going to do with your granddaughter?"

"What to do!"

"If you are defrauded by a liar, the good guy can only have a salad!"

"Whoops this sucks."

What one person and one bird say is called a great effort, and the whole Jiangshi branch of the Cross Talk Society.

Zuo Yuan and Tang Nian, who were still thinking about whether they could help, saw Shen Qiu surrounded by a group of old people.

You look at me, I look at you, and spread hands.

"Okay, it seems that we don't have a role to play today, so stay by the side and wait to see our ball teacher play."

Mr. Qiuqiu played very well, and a cross talk raised the crisis consciousness of all the grandparents.

They pestered the parrot to ask what to do.

"Download the national anti-fraud app!"

"Grandma, let me tell you, this app is very useful! Whenever a liar calls you, the app can intercept it at the first time! Protect your wallet!"

"Really so good?"

There are also doubts.

Shen Qiu flapped his wings.

"Isn't that true! Grandpa, I really take you as a grandfather, don't think I'm ugly."

"This app, the magic is that it can discover potential scammers around you!"

"What do you say?"

"For example, the grandson of your brother-in-law's son from afar contacted you and said that he was borrowing money from you. You must borrow money out of relatives' face?"

"No?"

"But you don't know whether he is really anxious to borrow money or cheat you! He really gave the money, what if you don't come back?"

"What?"

"National anti-fraud app! If your relative is a liar, the anti-fraud app will automatically call the police for you! Not only did you keep your money, but you also lost a liar relative!"

"Grandpa and grandma, do you think this app is good?!"

Grandpa and grandma waved their fans and swords and roared: "Okay!"

"Then you can't download this app!"

"Down!"

The atmosphere at the scene was extremely warm, Zuo Yuan looked at it and thought in a trance that he had come to the scene of Chuanxiao.