Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Yu Xingmi, an online game tycoon, a master of cultivating immortals who stayed up all night.

As a junior in the department of journalism and communication, she was once regarded as the "Goddess of A Great Cross Dimension" because of her gentle appearance and sweet voice, which attracted thousands of otaku to worship.

After being exposed to live too rough, once fell to the altar ==

Facing the ups and downs of life, Yu Xingmi remained unmoved, and became an upright master of the Buddha system.

This week will be more games, next week will be more gourmet, and another week will be more beautiful.

I have nothing to do to edit and make a ghost and laugh at you. Eat a chicken on a whim, yoga curls up and thins the body.

Click to increase, double the collection, triple quality, plus coin.

When I am in the mood to pick up ads, I have nothing to do with tweets, tear up with video pirates, fight with my snood, and have fun with millions of fans.

After three years of drunken life and death, Huang Liang wakes up from the fourth and sixth level of dream.

Zi said: If you don't work hard at ordinary times, how can you pass grades 4 and 6? Play games all night and KTV on weekends. Look at yourself, in addition to skyrocketing calories, you learned how to beep.

Facts have proved that the dog words spoken by the ancestors have some truth. As long as it's an individual, it will always be paid back when it comes out.

For example, Yu Xingmi, when Blind and Barren Bolang arrived one week before the exam, he came to the library with his brand-new Level 6 materials and charger, and he took root in a secluded place and buried his head...

Play mobile==

Mo Fang, once the wrong payment was made, there are still six days to learn, no hurry.

Then the salted fish.

When the sun rises and the moon rises, thinking about a five-day surplus, don't worry.

Sui Geyou paralysis.

Until the very end, the liver exploded all night for three days. He didn't think about eating and drinking, had long hair and baldness, was mentally exhausted, exhausted his blood, and died.

He was twenty and one year old.

At that time, the beautiful and feminine girl was lying on the table with her head resting on her arm and her black hair scattered. The phone screen at her fingertips flickered, and the last sentence she typed popped out:

"What's the sixth level, isn't it just staying up late? How could a woman like me who won't be bald when she grows stronger?"==

...

Yu Xingmi, a dumb ordinary college student.

He died before the sixth-level exam, and was reborn after the first seven degrees.

She still remembers the cry of her parents: "Fool boy, you can't think of learning! Is it because the game is not fun or the scarf is not easy to brush!"

She still remembers the howling of her younger siblings: "Eldest sister, you love English so much, I will burn all the level 6 materials for you! Woo..."

She still remembers the call of the fans: "Kiwis crowdfunded a new game "Full-time Hunter", we teamed up to A to burn for you [Cry.jpg]."

Yu Xingmi said: I’llbeback.

Why are you crying, she hasn't belched yet!

However, it seems that it is only one centimeter away from passing away again...

Looking up, there are towering ancient trees; looking down, it is dark and fertile soil.

On the left, a mouthful of flames of the fire-breathing dragon freezes in the air; on the right, the half-tail bone of the eight-clawed monster is stuck in the middle.

At this moment, Yu Xingmi was wearing a "LV.1" Loli Whiteboard, standing in a static space and time, facing the magical blockbuster scene within reach, with no expression on his face.

Reach out his hand and touch the top of his chilly head.

Oh, no hair anymore.

She wants to be quiet...

Zi said: Life is like tearing up, even if you fail, you have to stabbing hard.

Facts have proved that the dog words spoken by the ancestors are all truth.

Yu Xingmi is a great god-level up master at any rate. The game commentary has been too much, and I have never seen Zhu Pao always eat dried vegetables.

Brainstorm for one minute and hands-on for two hours.

After a few beats, a few strokes, and many clicks, she really drew out a gray 16-inch panel, and the amount of information loaded on it was amazing.

The first thing that caught my eye was a line of bright green characters-Jinjiang Toutiao System Version 6.16 (under maintenance).

Below is a neatly written letter:

Dear Ms. Yu Xingmi, hello!

In the past three years, in view of your excellent performance in paying for the genuine game Krypton, paying for the genuine text, and voicing for the genuine rights protection, congratulations on becoming a qualified person for the 6.16 version of Jinjiang Toutiao System.

Because you stay up all night for a long time, your body breaks down. In order to supplement your new life, the "Supreme Honor Package" has been exhausted, and the system energy is also on the verge of exhaustion.

Sorry for not being able to bring you Su Shuang’s life experience, but please keep your feet on the ground, starting from LV.1 and sprinting towards LV.100.

Jinjiang Toutiao system will accompany your growth and unlock more interesting cheats for you.

Here, we still have to solemnly warn you: stay up all night ten thousand times, life is only one time, burst liver is not standard, sudden death two lines of tears.

Wish you alive!

2019.6.16

Yu Xingmi:...

She said no fuck.

All in all, in short.

She spread positive energy for several years, and it was the time to reap good results.

Should have jumped from the university salted fish to the urban flying dragon, but life stepped on the brakes...

Fortunately, kindness has rewards, and it's good to be alive.

But starting from the beginning is no big deal.

However, Yu Xing did not expect to say that he was "starting from the beginning", but he really started from the "scratch".

On the right side of the 16-inch panel, she recorded the games and roles she had played.

Jianwang thirty-four sects, hundreds of gods in Ping An Jing, Chaldean evil forces, small publics have countless wardrobes...Even Tetris has ==

However, every icon is a lifeless gray.

The only bright golden head that was illuminated was a school of Jianwangsan, and it was also the new □□- Shaolin that she currently applies to.

Shaolin, a master of martial arts.

It can play and carry, is durable and wear-resistant. It is a comprehensive development of martial arts.

A pure-hearted monk, a little monk in the courtyard, flying in the sky, climbing on the ground, swimming in the water, the scenery is so beautiful, there is no mother.

Yu Xingmi was so scared that she awakened spontaneously "Shaolin Crotch Covering Skill"...Oh, cakes, great, she is a mother! Oh no, she is a nun!

Wait, the nun is also bald, what's so happy ==

After she fiddled with her for a while, she was beaten in the face again, only to find out that "it's not a big deal", it's really a big problem!

As a new "LV.1" whiteboard number, the first place to come is naturally Xinshou Village.

In most mobile games and terminal games, shouldn’t the task of Novice Village be picking herbs, delivering packages, sending letters, and passing messages?

But what the **** are these two around her?

The fire-breathing dragon, the flicking octopus! Each one is about ten meters high, and it is a king-point boss in the copy, and there are many people to team up to kill!

Yu Xingmi began to understand what the profound meaning of the phrase "I wish you alive" had.

Sure enough, when she turned the template to the end, she saw a line of scarlet characters-"Dark Continent" in Novice Village.

There is also a countdown of "189" seconds...

Countdown, countdown...this! This is!

Yu Xingmi's eyes widened, and he looked around in astonishment, and saw that the large space was like a piece of glass, silently cracking cobweb-like gaps, spreading at an unstoppable speed.

The temperature of the left cheek rose little by little, and the skin on the right cheek felt a little pain.

Yu Xingmi yelled "fuck", and in the last three minutes of the countdown, he ran away quickly!

Why is this kind of life-critical reminder put at the end? ! Also, is the name of "Dark Continent" really a novice village?

I memorize few words, don't don't don't fool me!

Go to your "I’llbeback", I will never come back again!

"Boom——" The ancient beast roared behind him, and the nuclear explosion crisis swept across the forest.

The shock wave enveloping the heat wave destroys the decay and decays, and the energy that destroys the earth fills up and down, and the dignified and terrible coercion echoes around.

If it weren't for tripping over a stone while escaping, he fell into a mountain col. I'm afraid at this moment, her head has been blown away.

In this regard, Yu Xingmi said: "Zi said: I am not running fast, my head is shot flying. The dog words of the ancestors sincerely do not deceive me."

...

Human beings are extremely adaptable creatures.

For example, Yu Xingmi, after spending the first three months of surviving on an extremely difficult desert island, he evolved in the direction of "Pei", and he was out of control.

She found a colony of chimeric ants. After ambushing for a while, he opened the panel and pressed the camera button.

"Hey, look, what did I find?"

"A single colony of anteaters, we can try to catch them. Ants can provide me with energy for several days. They are rich in protein."

"But this kind of cannibal ant is not easy to deal with, we slowly approach it from behind, be careful, don't make any noise."

Yu Xingmi turned on the camera, holding the stick and holding his head.

After aiming at the target, he started to kill, the stick method was simply and neat, and there was no murderous intent, but it swept all directions, there is no such thing as a "monk".

"Hey, I caught it. It's struggling hard. Watch me twist its head off and eat the rest of it. Its protein content is six times that of beef."

Yu Xingmi has a chimeric ant in one hand, gnawing ferociously.

"Of course, if time is not tight, we can bake it first, it will be more delicious."

"Ah, chicken flavor, crunchy and crispy."

As usual, year after year.

If it weren't for a lot of game characters to be upgraded, in the long loneliness and life and death, I am afraid it can really drive people crazy.

It took Yu Xingmi five years to promote Shaolin to full level.

The achievement of a martial art at full level, as if injected with fresh energy, randomly unlocked another martial art-LV.1 Whiteboard Seven Show.

The great master of martial arts Shaolin, plus the seven shows of milk all over the world, is enough for her to leave the "Dark Continent".

It's just that even the dark continent defined as "Novice Village" is in **** mode. What if you leave here and go to an unknown distance, where it is more brutal?

Yu Xingmi poked the panel, thought for a moment, and decided to stay longer in the "Novice Village".

Didn’t the Jinjiang system say it!

Tens of thousands of upgrades, only one way to survive, lack of skills, two lines of tears.

This tribulation is another three years.

When the panel showed that the bone age reached 16 years old, the LV.100 boss dressed as a savage left the "Novice Village".

She took a ride on a giant bird's ride, went west in the direction of the wind, and then fell from a high altitude. Lightly landed in the southeast of the Yulubian continent, the Balusa Islands.

However, Yu Xingmi of LV.100 did not expect that the humans and beasts she encountered outside the "Novice Village" were all LV.5 rookies? !

The author has something to say: PS: Yu Xingmi: So I tried desperately to upgrade to LV.100 picture?

PS: Looking at the books I have written——

The first book: Xiao Qiao gave birth to a daughter.

The second book: Zemei gave birth to two dogs.

The third book: President Qin said he didn't want to have a baby.

The fourth book: Forget it, Ilumi, the pregnancy stone is for you, give birth to you!