Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

You Kexin, click the karaoke room. The magic sound fills the ears, and it lasts for a long time.

Ilumi sat on the sofa and watched the women sing from "secret love" to "love", from "third party" to "breakup", from "meeting true love" to "we are married"...

When Quelia clicked on "Derailment", Camilla pressed "No appointment", and Yu Xingmi searched for "remarriage", Ilumi had a clear look.

If they don't sing the "Grave of Love", they probably won't stop, right?

It turns out that he is still too young.

Love walking into the tomb does not mean that it ceases. On the contrary, this is the beginning of a woman's release of herself.

They are fighting wine...

"Come on, I wish the scum man Hissoh will die! Cheers!" Quelia dished out her head and finished the fruit wine in one sip.

Camilla responded to the call: "I wish Kulolo, the scumbag, a lifetime! Cheers!"

Yu Xingmi joined the brigade: "I wish the Sebei Nail Man will never... Uh, why are your eyes so terrible Rumi?"

"...It's nothing." Ilumi stared at her, her tone unchanged, "please stop saying this."

Don't say this again, what kind of thing is it?

Yu Xing had a pause, she just wanted to maintain the formation and curse the nail man not to lift it. This is a normal complaint...

Wait, don't you?

In the sparkling fire, Yu Xingmi remembered Rumi's unspeakable concealment, and also thought of her sensitivity and pain.

It turned out that her non-brained words were some kind of indescribable hint that actually harmed Rumi invisibly?

Yu Xingmi immediately exploded, squeezing out a pleasing smile, softly grabbing Lumi's arm, and shaking it up: "Okay, I won't say it! Don't be angry~~"

"Take care of me~~"

The elongated voice is slimy and delicate.

Xu is a woman who is naturally suitable for acting like a baby, and Xu is a man who can't hold it naturally.

Ilumi stared at her blankly, her eyes narrowed, and she said seriously: "Send the words'blessings' to Hisoso and Kulolo, don't involve the nail man."

Yu Xingmi was taken aback: "Why?"

He immediately expressed dissatisfaction and murmured, "He is not a good person!"

"Well, not a good person." Ilumi nodded in approval, and then used it to learn the latest words in the girls' dormitory. "But he is my ‘male god’."

According to his long-term observations, the term "male god" can be described as unfavorable in girls' dormitories.

For example, when girl A is crazy about dissing a man, as long as girl B says "he is my male god", the irony of girl A will stop abruptly and turn into a rant.

After that, for the harmonious coexistence of the dormitory, Girl A will reduce the number of times that she dissed the man, or no longer mention the man.

In the same way, as long as he praises himself as a male god, his roommate will...

Well, the effect is very good, they are all silent.

Ilumi was very satisfied when he saw this.

Yu Xingmi:...

Quilia:...

Camilla:...

They all understand the truth, really, then the problem is coming!

How distorted can you think of the nail-filled, purple-faced, and long-looking face of a donkey in order to treat him as a male god?

This is the worst time the "male god" was hacked!

Ilumi raised his glass and spoke the scariest words in a stick-reading tone: "Cheers to my'male god'."

Everyone:...

This glass of wine, you can drink it yourself ==

As a result, two hours after Ilumi was "injured" by the three women, she resorted to a trick "narcissism" to successfully complete the counter-kill, and sickened them even longer.

...

When night falls, the lights are on.

The drunk Quilia hiccuped her alcohol, refused Yu Xingmi's support, and walked forward staggeringly. As he walked, he shouted: "Cheers to the friendship of single dogs!"

Immediately he scooped up his high heels, slapped his mouth, and slammed into it desperately.

"Woo-why is there no alcohol!"

Yu Xingmi X Ilumi:...

Camilla hugged the telephone pole on the side of the road, crying bitterly: "Kulolo...hiccup, sooner or later I will take you..."

"Tie it up, tie it with a bow, and give it to the Hulk, ooh—"

Yu Xingmi X Ilumi:...

What else?

Take one back to the bedroom!

Ilumi didn't want to participate in the women's sleeping activities for a long time.

At the same time, he can solve at least one task goal on weekdays. It is really a waste of time and nuns at this moment.

But if Yu Xingmi’s secrets can bring him greater value, then...

So all the current contributions are investments, and the future returns are even more immeasurable.

As long as the Hunters Association's acting skills are sufficient and the time of the collision is just right, his last inference will be implemented sooner or later.

However, Ilumi guessed the beginning, but did not guess the end, and did not expect that at a critical moment, fate would have a hearse drift ==

Just when they returned to school, a big drama kicked off.

Time: eight o'clock that night.

Location: at the gate of Yabel University.

Character: A weak woman hugged a tall man's calf, crying "I am pregnant with your child, please, don't go"!

In the eyes of the crowd condemning, the man did nothing but kicked the woman away, shouting: "Get out of here!"

The woman stayed on the ground, her eyes were dull, and finally wept humblely: "Please!"

With perfect lines, explosive acting skills, and excellent emotional incitement, he deserves to be an actor hired by the Hunter Association. An impromptu performance can be so vivid.

Seeing Yu Xingmi's slightly tightened brows, Ilumi twitched his facial muscles, revealing a smile that contained a malicious smile.

Be angry, impulsive, get the bait...

Let me witness, are you...

"Damn you!" Quelia roared suddenly, her eyes flushed, she picked up the high heels in her hand and killed the man, "Is it fun to play with women?"

She pounced on the scumbag and beat the scumbag with high heels: "Is it fun to cheat on the relationship?"

"I'm going to let you be buried here today... ugh—"

Ilumi:...

Probably it is too full, or alcohol nausea. Quelia, who was suffering from gastrointestinal discomfort, spit out the scumbag after hitting it twice.

"vomit--"

Camilla couldn't hold back, thinking that Quelia had found the trash can and quickly followed the brigade.

A few seconds later, the two of them clung to the "scumbag", frantically "outputting".

Yu Xingmi X Ilumi:...

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air ==

The young master who beat the enemy Hakka, with a tenacious spirit of struggle, is determined to fight to the end in the girls' dormitory.

In the end, in the loud voice of "vomiting, vomiting, startled pigeon cooing", he admitted that he had lost.

Died to the delicacy of a man, and lost to the roughness of a woman.

...

After this incident, the Hunters Association became jealous of "acting", and Ilumi was very secretive about the road of "temptation". Both sides maintained a silent tacit understanding, and both tried to avoid the same topic.

Only the "scumbag" actor cried and screamed, "No! Don't—I don't want to see any more women! Anything! My mother won't do it either!"

It can be described as a lifetime shadow ==

Quilia and Camilla, who defeated the scumbag with "vomiting", closed themselves in the dormitory the next day. Not only has the frequency of going out greatly reduced, even people have become abandoned.

Yu Xingmi tried to drive the atmosphere of the dormitory several times and called on them to go out and stroll around, but the two steadfastly refused.

In desperation, Yu Xingmi had to make an appointment with Lumi and went to the mall to pick up a mobile phone.

The earnings of the three ghost animal videos are unparalleled in the speed of subsequent fermentation.

So far, she has earned 900,000 jinni, equivalent to about 18,000 yuan in RMB, which is enough for her to buy a high-quality flip phone.

Choose from the left and choose from the right. Yu Xingmi bought a champagne gold flip machine.

After that, she and Rumi exchanged mobile phone numbers and left each other's mailboxes.

Ilumi said, "This is a pendant, I'll give it to you."

He sent Mi Ji's modified signal transmitter to Yu Xingmi, and stared at her and hung the drop-shaped ornament on the phone.

"I still have something to do, I am lost."

After achieving the goal, the eldest master turned and left without reluctance.

Yu Xingmi waved goodbye to him. After several hours of tinkering, he found a random chat function similar to "Drifting Bottle" in the entertainment item of his mailbox.

With the mentality of giving it a try, she clicked on the first bottle and wrote a random paragraph.

[If you are a LV.100 with an explosive force value, how can you be an ordinary person in a world full of LV.1? 】

After clicking "Send", the first bottle just disappeared in the ocean of data.

Ups and downs, drifting to unknown distances.

Yu Xingmi waited for a long time, but still did not wait for a reply. She simply closed the phone and recharged her happily.

It wasn't until late at night, before she turned to bed, that she found a lonely bottle lying quietly in the mailbox.

Eh?

Has anyone responded to this kind of full-blown question about S2?

She opened the bottle and saw a paragraph.

FROM Nan: [I started wearing a suppressor since I was young, and went to school, graduated, and worked step by step like ordinary people. If you can hold a cup of coffee jelly, you will be more like an ordinary person. 】

Suppressor?

What kind of secondary school teenager said it really seemed like that.

Yu Xing slightly tickled the corners of his lips and quickly typed: "What is the suppressor? Where can I buy it? To be honest, I have been worrying about my superpowers for a long time."

Unexpectedly, the other party responded surprisingly fast.

FROM Nan: [What is your superpower? 】

Yu Xingmi smiled stupidly, and the second-year junior was happy: "My superpower is—"

She was typing, and when she was about to pick up the words "see-through eyes", "scud legs", and "invulnerable", she suddenly felt a little itchy in her forehead.

Someone's hair was hanging down and resting on her forehead.

Yu Xingmi:...

Who is pretending to be a **** fool in the middle of the night!

She slowly raised her head and saw dark hair and a face that was pale by the light from the phone screen.

Ilumi stared directly at her phone screen, holding her breath, staring at the text she was about to drop.

Yu Xingmi:...

Ilumi:...

With eyes facing each other, silence is better than sound.

Ilumi: "You have superpowers." In a sure tone.

Yu Xingmi: "Yeah." admitted generously.

Ilumi asked, "What is it?"

Yu Xingmi: "It's nothing, it's especially edible."

Ilumi:...

The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi: I didn't believe it at first, I decided to take her to eat, but...no, I paid too much for this woman, I couldn't let her run away!

PS: Qi Mu Nanxiong: From the strange species of the dark continent? What kind of weird name is this?

Teacher Saitama sent a team invitation: request to join your group chat.

Naniga Beat Enemy: Request to join your group chat.

FROM Dark Continent Strange Species: Hi, welcome newcomers!

Naniga:...

Naniga Beaten out of the group chat.