Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Feitan Bertone, male, twenty-seven years old, worked in the Phantom Brigade as the No. 2 spider.

With no basic salary, no insurance, and no bonuses, he resolutely engages in the job of "robbers", regardless of rain or rain.

Even with countless hunts and kills, enemies everywhere, and spurned and insulted by the world, he still has the same original intention, and he has been diligent and enterprising for ten years.

It is a role model in the industry!

Recently, in order to implement the project of "Harmonious Interaction between Phantom Tour Group and Youkexin", and promote the progress of "the perfect integration of sports athletic spirit and university cultural atmosphere"——

Comrade Feitan gave full play to his subjective initiative as a robber, grasping one center (dumb) and two basic points (opening and disarming), adhering to the principle of "killing first", and going deep into the grassroots beauty store. Give cordial condolences to migrant students.

After that, with his excellent remote bidding ability, Comrade Feitan hit the red heart with one blow, which immediately attracted the attention of the part-time job students.

The other party responded enthusiastically, strengthened the communication between the two parties, and realized the sharing of "resources" in the true sense.

for example--

The part-time job students raised their arms and shouted "MMP", carried forward the active sportsmanship, and bravely accepted the challenge.

She threw up and overturned Feitan. She snatched Feitan's umbrella. She overturned Feitan's body. By the way, she picked up the umbrella and struck Feitan desperately.

He is indeed an elite student studying at Yabel University. Even in the fierce competition, he still does not forget to create a strong humanistic atmosphere of Youkexin and increase cultural output to the outside world.

Just listen to her reciting emotionally and emotionally: "Knock Li! Did you hear it! Knock Li!"

The phrase "knock inside" is the crystallization of tradition, the essence of history, a lyrical gathering, and a master of emotions.

It describes the protagonist's high spirits from the front, and highlights the intensity of the battle, the grandeur of the scene, and the conflicts from the side.

It not only highlights the fierce competition and the unwillingness of both parties, but also implies the shock and collapse of Comrade Feitan's heart.

In the endless sound of "Papa", Xiao Feitan, who sells umbrellas, seemed to see a sacred and warm heaven.

God has Hiso's face, he held his face in both hands, his expression was intoxicated, and with a perverted trembling voice, he confided infinite love: "Well~~ My Garden of Eden is about to grow a delicious red apple again!"

Fei Tan:...

In order to go to hell, Fei Tan abruptly withstood the blows of a violent storm and became independent on the verge of death.

hateful!

This, this is...

Is this the passionate, tenacious and unyielding sportsmanship spirit of University students in Youkexin?

He, Fei Tan, has already felt it deeply!

hateful!

Why, why is his **** wet again?

"Knock in it!" Yu Xingmi took his umbrella and beat Feitan to the ground.

To tell the truth, this **** is very strong, and he doesn't know what to eat to grow up. He didn't fall apart even after the handle of her umbrella. She also knows to resist, move her claws to slap her.

FAK!

She is an upright young man who is doing her job well, who provokes whom? Everyone is the first time to be a human being, why should I let you?

Is it just because you are short and young?

So, she restrained and beat him a few more times ==

Near the beauty shop, neighbors watched strongly. Many people pointed and pointed, but no one dared to stand up to Yu Xingmi's anger and persuade.

There is no other reason, Yu Xingmi, who has lost her dazed hair, exudes a mighty power that no one else should be near.

Shrouded by this unspeakable fear, even if humans are separated from the ranks of beasts, the sixth sense is also frantically sounding the alarm.

It is the instinct of animals to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

Seeing that the bear child was beaten so much that Yu Xingmi let him go. She raised the baby to the gate with a sullen face, and threw it into the "harmful trash" bin without mercy==

"Try cutting people's hair again!"

"Also said,'Next is your head'!"

"Believe it or not, I shaved your whole head! Knock it inside!"

Yu Xingmi cursed and sorted out the mess in the store: "I'm consuming this with you today! I'll wait for your parents to come! If you destroy the things in my store, you will lose money!"

The stupid kid didn't know what he had flew, cutting off her dull hair, and also smashing the rear mirror.

The fragments were scattered all over the place, and it was terrible to clean up.

And when she finished cleaning up, the neighbors closed early.

The most terrible thing is that someone with good intentions told her that the bear child who was thrown into the "hazardous garbage" bin had been taken away by the bear parent.

Yu Xingmi:...

The bear child was picked up, but the parents didn't come to find the fault?

The parents didn't come to find the fault, so how could she find someone to pay for it?

There is no one to compensate, and she has to pay for the loss of the mirror. This...

Yu Xingmi let out a mournful cry of "Oh Grass".

She silently stared at the scrapped mirror behind her, thinking that the day's work might be in vain.

but……

When the feverish brain calmed down, Yu Xingmi always felt that he had overlooked something.

Where does that bear child's face seem to have been seen before?

Where have I seen...

Have seen...

Yu Xingmi touched his chin in thought, and after a while, he was shocked and suddenly realized!

Damn it, human face spider!

what--

She has lost a lot! She should kill him! Good now, her tuition ran out of QAQ!

...

Every spider in the Phantom Brigade is a master of thought ability with extremely strong comprehensive strength. In this group of masters, Feitan can still be at an upstream level.

Especially at the moment when he runs out of control, the span of ability can transition from "human" to "non-human".

When he wrapped himself into a small sun with his thought power and burned everything unscrupulously, not only was he extremely lethal and harmed everyone, but he also swept everything regardless of the enemy and us.

Whether such a powerful player cooperates with others or is independent, there is basically no possibility of overturning.

Therefore, the flammable and explosive Feitan wanted to be the first person to eat crabs. No one in the Phantom Brigade opposed it, and even Kulolo expressed support.

"Let Fei Tan have a mess."

Kulolo said: "It's good for us to watch, don't do it. Just take the opportunity to observe what kind of strength the other party is."

So Feitan came into chaos, and the spider watched. Immediately afterwards, Fei Tan was beaten, and the spider sat on wax.

They have seen countless fights, but they have never seen such a "friendly and harmonious" spanking education.

Feitan is small, but what's wrong with being spanked on the ground?

The woman grabbed his umbrella and hit Feitan's buttocks. When the crisp applause echoed in their ears, they understood how much Feitan's hips were.

Uh...no, this is not the point ==

The point is-

Although it was Feitan's **** who was beaten, as companions, they also had to empathize and be on the scene. It must be understood that hitting Feitan’s **** is equivalent to hitting the **** of the entire brigade!

The crisp applause rang not only on Feitan's ass, but on the **** of every spider.

This is a great shame!

But for some reason, the heart is very urgent to save his companion, but the body does not dare to move anything. It seemed that as long as he showed a bit of murderous aura, he would be torn apart.

"Head..."

Kulolo shook his head: "Don't face the enemy head-on."

"But Fei Tan..."

Kulolo sighed: "I am the brain of the spider. The first thing I must ensure is the existence and continuation of the brigade, not the personal safety of the members."

"We have met the enemy, what is the chance of winning?"

"She has no intention to kill now, what if we annoy her?"

No one said anything.

Kulolo continued: "Don't set up an invincible enemy for the brigade."

"The Flying Tan..."

Kuroro was silent for a moment, and replied: "Being spanked, I shouldn't be killed..." Right?

It didn't take long for them to show their ability to dig out garbage dumps on Meteor Street, and figure out Fei Tan from the "hazardous garbage".

It’s okay if you don’t plan it, just plan it...

Fink was shocked: "Fei Tan, why are your pants wet?" Are you scared to pee?

Wojin lifted his coat: "No! It's blood! It's muddled!"

Feitan was so angry that she almost went into shock.

Spiders:...

The Phantom Brigade found a foothold, and a group of people gathered around Fei Tan... Hit the **** full of mosaics, and made a horrified voice: "Maki, can this be sewn?"

The beautiful girl with purple hair, March, looked intently, and then said after a long time, "You can..." right?

Markey mobilized the thought ability of the change element, with a transparent thought line stretched in his flipping fingers, with healing power, it landed on Feitan's ass.

As she sews the wound, she speaks in a cold voice: "This is the first time I sew butt."

She usually sews her hands and feet, or strangles other people's hands and feet with a thread.

"I'm not very skilled," Markey said lightly, "If you sew even the place where you should be warped, please don't blame me."

Feitan gritted his teeth: "Shut up!"

He is a big man, would he care if his **** is up?

Hiss-it hurts!

"Or..." Marge didn't take the threat of Feitan, "You take turns to find that woman, and then take turns to find me to sew your butt."

"With my talent, three people can master new skills by practicing."

Spiders:...

In a way, March is as scary as that woman ==

Markey is a good treatment. She saved Feitan's **** with technology, and indirectly saved the **** of the entire brigade with aggressive action.

Those with abilities can recover their wounds quickly, but Feitan still has to lie down in the hospital for a while before healed.

Thus, after Hisoso, Kurolo and Ilumi, Feitan became the fourth "lucky person" to be sent to the hospital sideways. More deadly, his friends gave him an "Anorectal Department" ==

And this ass, the only one in the world, attracted the attention of doctors.

Old doctor: "Tsk tsk, let you have a special spicy hot pot. Look, it's so spicy that it's blooming!"

Male doctor: "Uh, I heard that the final exam failed and was beaten by the parent..."

Female doctor: "Huh? I heard that it was the lovers who played too much with tricks, and it got confused!"

Fei Tan: Knock inside! Did you hear that! Knock inside!

Macchi said in a cool voice: "Fei Tan, it will split when you move it again."

Fei Tan said angrily: "What about splitting!"

March: "Nothing, for convenience, I will give you pads of diapers."

Fei Tan:...

He didn't get over in a breath, and almost inflicted himself alive.

In order to take care of Feitan’s mood, the spiders bluntly said: "Head, look at this hospital, why don't we take it..."

Kurolo replied: "Wait until Fei Tan recovers."

Before Feitan recovered, the bandit leader·Spider leader·Kulolo sat aside, with his fingers interlaced on his knees, and entered the time of the sage, as if thinking about some important decision-

Well, very good, he is not the only spider who was beaten into the hospital.

...

After Yu Xingmi beat Human Face Spider, he not only let go of his tuition, but also compensated for a mirror.

Forget it.

The most painful thing was that the Jinjiang system told her that the destruction of the dead hair was equivalent to the destruction of the "cage bird". This powerful suppressor is gone...

Yu Xingmi's heartache was so painful that she could only ate ten bowls of rice to fill her grief.

Ilumi: ...It turned out to be really edible.

That night, Yu Xingli lay down on the bed with a look of lovelessness. He only regained his cell phone after a long period of decadence, desperate to find someone to talk about his distress.

But……

Except for the contact information of the roommate, there is only one S2 "Nan" in the list.

It is said that distance produces beauty, Yu Xingmi still clicked on the drift bottle and sent a message to Nan: [My suppressor is broken, and my ability can't be controlled. 】

The other party did not bird her.

Maybe she's still angry about what she used to joke about...

Yu Xingmi typed slowly: [But I don't want to hurt others. 】

After sending, she closed her phone. As she was about to lie sideways and change directions, suddenly, she bumped into the half of her head that emerged from the edge of the bed.

Snow skin and black hair, black eyes and facial paralysis.

It's Lumi.

"She" was lying on the edge of the bed, staring straight at her, silent.

Yu Xingmi:...

"What's wrong with you, Miss?" Yu Xingmi patted his chest, "Don't come out suddenly!"

Ilumi said calmly, "Do you know who your biological parents are?"

Yu Xingmi:...

It is Jinjiang headline system==

"I don't know." Yu Xingmi said sincerely, with a sad expression, "I lived a wandering life until I was adopted by a nun."

Ilumi continued: "Do you want to see your biological parents?"

Yu Xingmi remembered his previous life and nodded: "Of course I do."

Ilumi: "Then let me tell you a piece of news."

"The Hunters Association helped you find your biological father after getting your blood sample."

"Huh?" Yu Xingmi was taken aback, completely confused.

Damn it, something bad!

She originally thought that the "XX bloodline" mentioned by the Jinjiang system was just a gimmick.

did not expect……

The person of what blood line is still alive, she is still her "father", damn! Play the ball!

Ilumi stared at her: "If I want to know, I can..."

Let me tell you, I only charge 10 million nuns for intelligence.

"I don't want to." Yu Xingmi manually goodbye.

Ilumi tilted his head: "You still have a younger brother who lives alone on the island and never went to school. Do you want to abandon him?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Is this really a rare bloodline?

However, without mentioning the descent, the "brother"'s life experience seems extremely miserable. Living on a desert island, alone, and never going to school, isn’t this exactly what she once portrayed?

In an instant, Yu Xingmi's empathy soared to its highest value!

She asked seriously: "Where is my'brother'?"

Ilumi stretched out his hand: "Shenghui ten million jinni, I will tell you the information."

Yu Xingmi was silent for a moment: "I have no money, can you change the terms?"

Ilumi retracted his hand and looked at her, showing a smile full of black mud: "Would you like to take a bath with me?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Are you poisonous?

"If you don't want to, then change it back..." The original pajamas are ready.

At the stall that Yu Xing Mi Shi refused to move, the phone vibrated suddenly.

She opened the phone cover and saw a message from the bottle friend "Nan": [Come out and meet, I'm at Youkexin. 】

The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi: I don’t know why I did this, but I think I’m very profitable doing this.