Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The night sky at two o'clock in the morning was no different from usual. But the phone at two o'clock in the morning rang like a death knell.

Hisuo stretched out his hand from under the thin blanket to hold the phone, and then slowly dragged it into the bed. Wriggling, wriggling, suddenly opened a pair of long and narrow golden eyes, magnificent in color, but extremely cold.

The thumb gently pried open the flip cover, and saw that the man was displayed as "Illumi"...

Oh, this is one of his favorite red apples.

Hisuo pressed the answer button, lazily waking up.

Obviously, Ilumi is already a mature red apple. He is automatically immune to Hisso's nonsense, and he cuts to the point after giving an apology.

It must be a nun...

Hisoso thought so.

The eldest master of beating the enemy Hakka has three good points in his life: the first is to give up nuns, the second is business, and the third is his younger brother.

Ilumi took the initiative to call him. The main content was threefold: One was "Don't hinder me making money", the other was "Come over and help me make money", and the third was "Make money from you."

When he took the initiative to find Ilumi, he must observe the following three points: I pay the bill, I compensate, and I pay.

After that, you will get three results, namely: what you should, what you deserve, and what you must.

After dealing with him for so many years, Ilumi has never recognized anything other than "blind nun".

Therefore, as soon as he received the call, Hisoso was ready to pay a million guineas.

But he really didn't expect that the eldest master did not play the cards according to the cards this time, and unexpectedly mentioned the words that were hard to see for eight hundred years-

Rao Xisuo saw more winds and waves, and now he was also dumbfounded. He sat up straight out of the bed, awake alive.

Ilumi Beats the enemy off, the killer who has been soloing for 23 years and still has no emotions, has abandoned the nuns and adopted "women" as the topic of night chat. Is it really the age of resuscitation?

Hisuo licked the poker cards: "Xiao Yi would talk to me about women, it really surprised me~~"

Ilumi said straightforwardly: "Well, after all, you are the only ‘scumbag’ on my list, Hisoso."

Hisoso:...

It seems to understand the power of Ilumi's "dog talk", and has suffered several times. Hisuo stopped licking the poker cards, and proceeded to the topic: "Xiao Yi, if you want to master women, you must first understand women~~"

Hisuo smiled: "No needles, no hints, if you just want to master a woman, you can use your own body..."

"Doing is the most direct way; addiction is the most convenient control."

Illumi sees you again manually: "I will not let her succeed in what I do and what she enjoys."

He has already given too much, and he can no longer contribute the precious genes of beating the enemy and the Ke family!

Hisoso:...

The poker tower just built, it collapsed==

"However, if you want a woman to tell you the truth --" Hisuo stubbornly carried the Young Master's Ping A mode, and continued: "Then there is only one way left!"

Ilumi: "What is it?"

"Get her heart and make her fall in love with you."

Xisuo carried the poker, and set up a tower on the bed again: "Xiaoyi~~The one who uses the needle to control is only the puppet, the one who gets the body is only the bed partner, and the one who has the true love is the lover~~"

"Let her fall in love with you wholeheartedly, whatever you want her to do."

Ilumi was silent for a moment, and said, "How can I do it?"

Hisuo kissed the Ace of Hearts and said with a smile: "Want to hear~~Then I will tell you, Xiaoyi~~"

Hisuo started the "Fox Words and Fox Talks" mode, and made a big move: "Pay for her, give her gifts, and invite her to dinner."

Ilumi:...

Hisuo is not a good seller. Although his relationship with Ilumi is mutually beneficial, the opportunity is rare. After passing this village, there will be no such shop.

Therefore, with a full of evil taste, the clown of the "change system" rarely grasps the dominance of speech, and naturally can't help but want to pit the neurotic "operation system".

"If she scolds you, you apologize. This is what you should be."

"She beat you, you still apologize, this is what you deserve."

"She praises you, you still have to apologize, this is what you must."

"Anyway, Xiaoyi first learn to apologize sincerely~~"

Ilumi:...

"Let go of your brother, your business and your nuns."

"Don't hinder her with make-up, help her make-up together, let her make-up for you, it's all fun~~"

Ilumi:...

"Understood, Xiaoyi~~" Hisuo successfully finished the tower, smiling very happily, "Every woman is different, but the means to deal with women are basically the same~~"

Huyanhuyu, the bombardment succeeded!

However, it is not a good thing for the young master to be "friends" with the clown.

Ilumi immediately upgraded to version 3.0 of "Gou Yan Gou Yu", and said with great emotion: "Hisuo, you really deserve to be a scumbag."

There is really a way to deal with women.

He gave continuous crit: "Deserved of his name."

Hisoso:...

At 7 o'clock in the morning the next day, Yu Xingmi was awakened by a sound of "dingdong".

Feeling the heat coming from her body, she scratched her head and shook herself up, unsurprisingly, she opened the 16-inch panel and saw a bunch of headlines from the shock department of UC——

#Shock! The master who defeated many evil forces on the 235th floor turned out to be...#

# Disabled **** the death ring, is it the loss of humanity or the annihilation of morality? #

#Cataract girl hits the eight-foot big man with one palm, just because she does it every day...#

Yu Xingmi:...

She once again recalled the fear of being dominated by the skeletons of the audience, and even the game seemed to be fighting the city of the dead ==

She took out the phone and edited the drift bottle: "My eyes have awakened new abilities. I can see through human bones and reinforced concrete, and I can see what is happening 10,000 meters away."

Qi Mu responded quickly: "My eyes also have superpowers. As long as I take off my glasses and look at you, you will become a stone statue."

Yu Xingmi:...

For some reason, there is a feeling of being compared ==

Yu Xingmi quickly typed: "My body, defense, immunity, resistance to magic, and attack are all at full level. When I can't control it, it's really annoying! Yesterday, I only used a little bit of force, and I actually knocked a **** into the air. The ruler."

Qi Mu Bafeng did not move: "I really envy you that you only have these full levels, and I, as long as I take off the suppressor, the earth will be half destroyed by me. I can't control it, it's really annoying!"

Yu Xingmi:...

Can you be each other's plastic sisters==

Yu Xingmi was expressionless: "Don't talk nonsense, tell me how to control Qi Mu!"

Qi Mu calmly replied: "To tell you the truth, you can control it by wearing a pair of sunglasses."

Yu Xingmi: "Really?"

Qi Mu: "Perspective and clairvoyance, I awakened at the age of three."

"I'm surprised that you didn't wake up until you were 18 years old."

Yu Xingmi:...

I advise you to be a man!

Yu Xingmi’s self-confidence was severely hit. She closed her mobile phone and did not want to communicate with her friend for the time being. However, he still bought a pair of sunglasses in accordance with the advice given by his friend.

That night, after she finished outfitting the role of "Hyuga Neji", she put on a pair of sunglasses...

Well, now I am more blind than before ==

In the early hours of the night, Yu Xingmi, wearing sunglasses and holding a wooden stick, touched the ring. Through her sunglasses, she could clearly see through the opponent's ribs and heart.

Then he moved down slowly, condensing the small spots on his back.

Hey, kidney stones?

The opponent rushed fiercely, Yu Xingmi didn't even think about it, gently avoided, and then controlled his strength to pat his back waist.

Shatter the stones with one hand!

you deserve to have!

The medical staff carried the victim away, and sighed: "It's too cruel, I wet my pants!"

Ilumi:...

In the next opponent, the meridian is blocked, causing toxins to accumulate in the abdomen. But if you can get through a few contexts...

Yu Xingmi stretched out his hand, first pushed his opponent down on the ground, and then poked his acupuncture points several times.

Dredge the meridians, relieve bowel movement, detoxification and beauty!

you deserve to have!

The medical staff dragged away the victim with a pale face: "It's horrible, I went into the toilet!"

Ilumi:...

She is another opponent. Seeing a doctor with white eyes seems to have become her habit. At first glance, she found that her opponent's leg bones were misaligned, which should have been caused by an early injury and poor healing.

Just re-interrupt and splice, you can...

Yu Xingmi broke his opponent's leg with a wooden stick, and it was so cruel that it made people fearful!

Slender legs, start with bones!

you deserve to have!

The medical staff carried away the victim, very sad: "Don't cry, you just lost one leg, but the other two lost their dreams on the spot!"

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi didn't notice anything, still shining and doing good deeds.

By the end of the night, she had learned 70% to 80% of the "white eyes" combined with Hyuga's acupuncture hands, and on this basis, she unveiled a new journey for the role of "Hyuga Neji"——

Blind Massage ==

Yu Xingmi wears sunglasses, leaning on a wooden stick, and starts picking up in the name of "Leonardo Parami". Every night, from 0:00 to 1:00, every single order is 10,000 jinni.

I said it was OK, all the ills were gone, but I went to the hospital for a few times and came out to keep alive and kicking.

Ilumi:...

When it comes to the ability to expand offline business, he seems to be inferior.

Yu Xingmi earned a lot of extra money in three days by relying on his excellent "blind massage" technique.

But although this earning career is fulfilling, it also means countless troubles.

For example, now, she had just put on the "Hyuga Neji" vest, and when he was setting up a street stall in the old time and place, Hisoso, who returned to the Sky Arena, found her.

Hisuo seemed to have learned about her and developed a keen interest. When he kept approaching her, he exuded a chilly breath, like a walking air conditioner.

"Well~~ I found it! Delicious red apples!"

Trembling voice, excited tone: "Leonardo Parami, isn't it?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Hisuo posted the battle post: "How about a fight with me~~"

With one hand on his hips, he gently lifted his red hair up with one hand, and made an intoxicated expression: "I really want to, I really want to pick you off, eh! Can't wait!"

Yu Xingmi stared at the skeleton in front of him through the sunglasses. After a long time, he said with a certain tone: "You are sick."

Hisoso:...

The hand holding the cards trembled slightly.

At this moment, Hisoso once again remembered the fear of being dominated by "you are sick", and the horror of being unable to find out what the disease was after running several hospitals.

However, Hisuo will not give up the purpose of fighting because of a single sentence. It is rare to encounter a ripe red apple. How can you not invite her to play poker!

So he flew a playing card towards her...