Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Beating enemies has always pursued high efficiency, high quality and high returns, even in the aspect of "coaxing women".

If a sentence of "sorry" can resolve the contradiction between the two parties, eliminate the invisible barriers, and narrow the distance between each other, Ilumi said that he does not mind becoming a repeater.

Talking about you three thousand times, so you can't turn a blind eye to me. Just as a cat caught a fish, sooner or later there will be a day when his brain gets flooded.

Apologize, you can say it numbly with a flip of your mouth.

There is no need for extra explanations, heated arguments, and long debates, no need to squander or choose gifts, or to be small.

As long as the person is present, the eyes meet and the eyes are focused.

When there is no words for each other, the man first adopts the strategy of bowing his head at a 45° angle, and utters "Dwarf Saorui" in a deliberately lowered, sincere, and gentle voice—

Like an arrow shot by Cupid, the goddess of love, it will instantly touch the woman's heart.

At this time, if the man can hold the woman's hand and place a kiss on his lips, the reward will be even greater.

Or, the man embraces the woman in his arms and offers a gentle kiss on the forehead, the effect is outstanding.

Remember these routines, and then follow the steps. After the successful completion, you can basically take away the angry girl in one wave.

The above is the perfect apology rule provided by the wise netizen [Fai Zhai also want to fall in love] to the low EQ poster Ilumi.

And repeatedly emphasized it over and over again--

"Once the corner of her mouth is pulled down by 0.5 centimeters, you don't ask anything. The question is'I'm sorry', understand?" Mi Ji tapped the keyboard quickly, "Once she asks, you don't say anything, just say.' You are the most beautiful', remember?"

Mi Ji said that the thousands of love games he has collected are not for nothing!

"Coax a woman, it doesn't matter if you don't understand her thoughts, it doesn't matter if you don't understand her actions, you just apologize anyway!"

Ilumi found that this "fat house" netizen seemed to have richer theoretical experience than Kuroro, and practical knowledge seemed to be more practical than Hisoso.

Shop around, he abandoned Kulolo and Hisoso, and eventually added "Fat Mansion" as a friend.

And hope that the other party can provide certain technical support to promote further exchanges between him and Yu Xingmi.

Irumi doesn't care what strategy the "Fat House" netizens give, in the eyes of 24K pure beating the enemy, the process is not important, as long as he can achieve the result he wants.

As a result, the Yi Lumi in this side was content to find a free "mentor", and the Mi Ji in the side was complacent about saving a lost love dog.

They are worthy of their own brothers, even if they are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, they can still stay together. This is probably the destined ape dung ==

Yu Xingmi was so busy that she had no time to pay attention to Ilumi.

She counted her savings and planned carefully. After freeing up the tuition and daily expenses, one-third of it will be sent to the Barsha Islands, and the beneficiary of the inscription is "Alyssa".

She is affectionate and nostalgic, and she doesn't think that the mere nuns can repay Alyssa for her adoption.

After two years of living in another world, she regarded Alyssa as a relative and the church as her home. Not only does she want to provide for Alessa, she also wants to make her live better.

She is still young, and she will be able to earn it back sooner or later.

But Alessa is getting old. How many years can the nun in her twilight years stay with her?

Because life is short, all the encounters in life seem especially precious.

Sending the living expenses to Alessa, Yu Xingmi packed his bags and prepared to set off to Whale Island to meet the legendary "Tian Jiang no brother".

Indeed, she has nothing to do with "Jay Fulishi", but when she thinks of "brother" living as a savage on the isolated island...

It directly evoked her sympathy of "surviving on a desert island for N years".

Yu Xingmi made a fist--

No, how can I leave the little baby alone!

We must bring him back, send him to study, teach him to do test papers, let him feel the beauty of the nine-year compulsory education, and have a fulfilling childhood of memorizing texts, doing oral calculations, and supplementing English!

It’s just that, on the way to **** my brother to the west, it seems to be three shots of bone spirits ==

Just like now, Ilumi wearing a "Lumi" vest, holding two cones with a "half-price discount, buy one get one free", blocked Yu Xingmi on the way to the toilet.

Yu Xingmi raised his eyes, Ilumi lowered his eyes, his eyes facing each other, silent for a while.

The eldest master knows it—well, it satisfies the condition of "talking to each other without words".

According to the book, Ilumi adopted a strategy of bowing his head at a 45° angle, and read: "I'm sorry."

There is no ups and downs in the voice, without a trace of emotion.

Yu Xingmi:...

She put her arms around her chest and smiled weirdly: "Oh, I'm sorry? Then tell me, what did you do wrong?"

Young Master Blessed to the Soul——

Well, meet the condition of "Once she asks, you don't say anything, you are the most beautiful".

Ilumi said: "You are the most beautiful."

The cone was air-conditioned and curled up.

Yu Xingmi:...

She asked the eldest what she had done wrong, and the eldest told her that "you are the most beautiful" was wrong?

Do it, do it!

I'm not beautiful, you are the most beautiful head office now!

Seeing Yu Xingmi rolled his eyes, his smile disappeared completely, satisfying the condition of "pull down 0.5 cm from the corner of your mouth, don't ask anything, ask is sorry".

Ilumi said, "I'm sorry."

The top of the cone slowly melted.

Yu Xingmi:...

Are you a repeater of Mo De Emotion?

You are so beautiful!

Yu Xingmi didn't dare to push the eldest away with his bare hands. What if he didn't control his strength and buckled the charming girl's head into the mud?

She only dared to change the direction to bypass the eldest lady, to find a "liberation".

Ilumi couldn't understand her operation and couldn't figure out what she was thinking. In this situation, it happens to satisfy the condition of "anyway, you apologize."

The young master immediately said: "I'm sorry."

The outer skin of the cone began to soften, and the creamy white trickle dripped.

Yu Xingmi said, "Say, what did you do wrong?"

"You are the most beautiful."

Perfect endless loop ==

At this time, Ilumi handed a soft cone: "I'll eat it for you."

Yu Xingmi:...

To tell the truth, contacting Lumi's dog words, the dog things she has done, it is not difficult for her to guess that Lumi's thinking is somewhat different from that of ordinary people.

The eldest lady may just want to apologize, but her language ability is really a problem ==

In the end, in order to be able to reach the toilet smoothly to solve the major issues in life, Yu Xingmi compromised: "Okay, I forgive you. So can I ask you to let me now? I want to go to the toilet."

"Get out of the way!"

Ilumi:...

For some reason, I always feel that I was "forgiven" because the other party was in a hurry to go to the toilet?

The young master who beats the enemy Hakka is a workaholic. After reaching the goal of being "forgiven", it is like completing a task and immediately putting his limited life into unlimited orders.

In the process of receiving orders, the intersection of countless news and intelligence only conveyed one message to him-the "unknown" brought indelible fear to mankind.

The white-eyed girl who once appeared in the arena is now the "missing person" on the table case and the "wanted person" under the table case.

All the forces are looking for the "unknown", non-stop.

Until, Hisoso who was admitted to the ICU regained consciousness...

In an instant, the clouds moved in all directions.

It has to be said that Hisuo is worthy of being a "pervert". He was clearly on the verge of life and death one second before jumping repeatedly. After he was determined to be "survived", the next second he was able to wave endlessly and continue to die.

Even if there are a bunch of masters of mind in the ward, even if he has not yet recovered to the peak level, Hisuo is not shocked in the slightest.

"What happened that night?" Hisuo twisted a piece of poker, covered his lips, and laughed low. "Why enter that room? Who is fighting? Who is the other party?"

"Hmm~~ It should be all these routine issues, right?"

Hisuo licked the poker, his narrow golden eyes glowing with the cold light of the hunter: "It's not impossible to tell you..."

The strong of the change system slowly weaves a big lie: "Well~~ As everyone knows, I like fighting and fighting with powerful masters."

"Because I am passionate about fighting, I am very sensitive to their'qi'~~"

"Instinct will take me to find the most powerful prey."

Hisuo laughed in a low voice, "It was the same that night! I sensed his presence... so I went to him."

"As for the cleaners?"

"Oh, I have no impression at all~~"

Hisuo has a strong foundation in reversing black and white, emphasizing on his instincts and hobbies, picking out Yu Xingmi in a few words, and completely burying all her doubts, as if she was just a small employee who was not worth mentioning.

He did this not out of goodwill, but just the same abnormal mentality as Ilumi.

How can such a powerful adversary reveal their news to others?

Of course, leave them to yourself!

At the same time, someone asked aloud: "How is the strength of the other party?"

Hisuo chuckles: "No comment."

Amid the chills of everyone's eyes, Hisoso tugged at his hospital gown and smiled: "I'm going to rest!"

"It won't be long before I recover, let's talk about it later~~"

Hisoso is not a fool.

He explained everything clearly while he was seriously injured, didn't he lose his "value".

This group of old foxes, once they find that they can't get useful information out of his mouth, they will never throw resources on him again.

At that time, he will lose the help of the healing powers, and at the same time face the situation of being hunted down by a large number of avengers.

No way~~

He must pick those two dazzling golden apples from the tree!

When Jin Fu Lishi finished solving a bunch of trivial matters and finally arrived at Youkexin, Yu Xingmi had already dragged his suitcase and boarded the airship heading to Whale Island with Ilumi.

Riding in an airship was fresh the first time, dull the second time, and dull the third time. After three rounds, Yu Xingmi just thought about **** time.

She was about to talk about beauty and skin care with Rumi, but when she saw that the lady seemed to be stimulated, she stared at the phone screen with big eyes. The whole body exudes an aura that strangers don't enter.

He clicked on the first message, from Hisoso.

The other party only had one sentence: "Xiaoyi, the golden apple you want to hide was still discovered by me~~"

He clicked on the second message, from Curt.

Curt confided to him: "Big brother, my third brother and I have arrived at Youkexin. The third brother wants to see his sister-in-law, and then persuade her to abandon you."

Ilumi:...

"What's wrong with you?" Yu Xingmi asked, "A...angry look?"

Ilumi replied: "Nothing."

After a moment of silence, the eldest master asked abruptly, "Is there any way to restrain playful children?"

Yu Xingmi replied: "Send him to school!"