Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Chapter 44: Forty-fourth money

Zi said: The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the passing line where you differ by 60 points. There are only three days left to review.

Facts have proved that every word of the dog's words spoken by the ancestors is the truth.

Until the day when Yu Xingmi returned to university, she finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the final exam and the pain of staying up all night in the library.

I turned on my roommate’s cell phone, and the information about "Practice activities are over, please return to school to prepare for the final exam" has been in each student's mailbox four days ago, but she...

Treat it as a harassing information shielding, and treat it as spam ==

Once there was ample review time in front of her, she didn't cherish it, and regretted it after losing it.

The most painful thing in the world is this!

If God could give her a chance to do it again, she would say to the dusty textbook: "I will review!"

If she has to add a deadline to this review, she hopes it will be...QAQ for one semester!

Unexpectedly, after spending seven days in Whale Island, let alone review, she even forgot to clean her boss!

Facing textbooks, notebooks, and exercises that are taller than Everest and longer than the Amazon River, Yu Xing Mi has a green face, and the icon of "Crematorium, please go here" flashes across his mind, and the icon refers to it. At that, it is the library that died suddenly in the last life ==

What can be done?

Go back to the Dark Continent to be the ape Mount Tai, go to Whale Island to join the "golden worship", or stay in the metropolis to pick up trash?

No, a million rejections!

She wants to get a diploma, find a stable, high-paying job, and live a petty bourgeoisie life of nine to five, starbucks on weekends, and long vacations.

In order to successfully confuse the overdue final exam, Yu Xingmi simply rolled up the textbook and rushed to the library.

It's because she didn't have a touch-screen mobile phone these years, otherwise, even if she entered the library, 80% of her efforts would have been lost.

The penalty imposed by Yabel University for failing a subject is notoriously serious, and it is by no means a problem that can be solved by a make-up exam.

If a student fails one or two subjects, there is still a chance to make up the exam. However, if students fail to reach three subjects, they will be dismissed directly by the school.

The most terrible thing is that the black history of being "dismissed" will be recorded in the archives, leaving this stain, it will be difficult to enter a university anymore.

Thinking of this, Yu Xing was so sad that his head was almost bald!

However, the same Ilumi, who has not reviewed a single word, is much more calm than her.

On the first day, Yu Xingmi gnawed his notes frantically, and Ilumi calmly took over the business.

The young master upholds the good man rules of beating the enemy Hakka, and calls back from time to time: "There are dried cacti on the balcony. If you don't have time to eat, just eat that."

Yu Xingmi:...

Aren't we friends? Can't you just say "I will bring you a meal"?

Also, you did the reason why the cactus planted by Quilia died on the balcony, right? right!

On the second day, Yu Xingmi was addicted to doing exercises, while Ilumi calmly played dumb puzzles.

The young master adheres to the principle that the fat sheep client cannot be blackmailed, and calmly talked to Hisuo: "If you think your own hands are long, I don't mind cutting off a piece for you."

"This is the last time, Hisoso."

"I won't touch your apple, and you don't touch my prey either."

After reaching a verbal agreement between the two parties to step back, Ilumi gave up.

After that, he dialed Yu Xingmi's number: "Is there any cactus left? Keep me if there is any. There is no half price discount for box lunch in the convenience store today."

Yu Xingmi:...

Is this cactus stalk horrible?

Also, you a rich lady who eats half-price boxed lunches and gnaws on leftover cacti. Is it really scientific to save so much?

On the third day, Yu Xingmi began to take a deep breath to cheer herself up; Ilumi answered the news calmly and wrangled with the customer.

Seeing that the big exam is about to come, "Lumi" hasn't reviewed at all.

Adhering to the principle of passing good sisters together, Yu Xingmi called Ilumi: "Lumi, I have organized the test sites and notes. You can come back and take a look! Otherwise, what should I do if I fail?"

Ilumi's tone Gu Jing Wubo: "I don't know what to do."

This is a declarative sentence, without any futility at all. Especially the protagonist's tone is calm as stagnant water, as if "I won't fall for a discipline" is a natural truth.

At this moment, Yu Xingmi felt that he had been critically hit by Xueba: "...you just want to be happy."

Ilumi nodded slightly.

If you dare to let an enemy guest fail, you dare to let the scoring teacher fail.

Just to be on the safe side, the eldest master still upholds the principle that his brother does not need to be used in vain, and gave an order to Mi Ji: "Three minutes, I want the original question and the correct answer for the final exam."

Victim Mi Ji:...

Brother, you are really my eldest brother ==

Obviously he is already the best performer in the Kruckling Mountain, isn't that enough?

You still have to get the first place in the exam. You are really crazy!

But, forget it...

The first offspring who beat the enemy Hakka to take the formal final exam, how could he get the first exam, right?

The victim, Mi Ji, did some manipulations and sent the original questions and answers of the "Broadcast Hosting Department" test paper to Yilumi: "It is divided into two sets of A and B. I don't know which one to use. Brother needs to take the exam. Look at the classification of the test papers."

Ilumi said that there was no problem, and remembered all the answers in Volume A and Volume B.

However, the eldest master who has never participated in the exams never expected that the test paper was divided into AB, he looked carefully; the answer sheet was also divided into AB, and he didn't care ==

大型翻车现场，揍敌客值得拥有！

Three days ago, in the ordinary morning, an ordinary garbage dumping airship ushered in the ordinary Meteor Street.

The huge airship passed high above the sky, the belly door opened, and countless **** was dropped.

Expired food, broken clothes, rusty metal, and even glass **** and various waste products are falling from the top of the head, as if it was raining heavily.

Obviously, it was the day when the stench was released, but it was the harvest day that the residents of Meteor Street had been eagerly awaiting for a long time.

As far as Meteor Street is concerned, all the garbage discarded by the outside world is a material that needs to be obtained desperately.

They hugged the united gang, squatted at the place where they were placed, and waited for the "fresh" garbage to fall, and then cut their heads to grab it.

During this period, it doesn't matter whether it is a death fight or losing one's life.

I thought that after the garbage was put out, it would be great fortunate to be able to dig out expired water, bread and meat products in the garbage mountain, but unexpectedly——

There is a giant ostrich egg that is smooth and round in today's trash mountain!

Even if the sun is covered by the haze that obscures the sky, the ostrich egg still shines in the trash mountain!

So round, so bright, so dazzling!

The bright color resembled a chalk head thrown by Cupid, the **** of love, and it hit the hearts of the residents of Meteor Street in an instant.

This, this is--

This is an egg that can be eaten for a long time!

In an instant, they swarmed up and rushed towards the "shining egg" at the top of the trash mountain.

They fisted together, their thoughts resisted, spitting at each other, and hitting to the highest point with black noses and swollen faces. For an egg, they make a big move to level A, the nanny pulls steady, DPS sprints, assists assault, and meat T hard bar!

Wherever he went, not to mention the available garbage, even some breadcrumbs were gone.

It is simply the most horrible scene, the most terrible expense, and the lowest damage. Sure enough, there is a reason why Meteor Street is so poor ==

However, as everyone was fighting like a raging fire, the shining ostrich egg trembled slightly.

"It" hatched a pair of dead fish eyes...

In the exclamation of a woman's gaffe, the fighting crowd suddenly stopped and looked at the "Flashing Egg". Seeing the top of the garbage mountain, the "egg" trembles and slowly climbs out of the garbage mountain...

A bald-headed man wearing red gloves, a yellow jumpsuit, and a white bed sheet, staring at them with a dazed expression on his face.

The residents of Meteor Street also looked at him at the same time, opening their mouths slightly, with a terrifying expression.

Saitama blinked, frowning in "all the attention", raised his hand and waved: "Oh... hello, I am Saitama, a professional hero."

Residents of Meteor Street:...

Is this man a fool?

"Is there a convenience store near here? Is there a discount?" Saitama rubbed his stomach, his nose shook, "It smells... Uh, trash mountain?"

"Ah! What a joke!" a tall man of the reinforcement system roared, "How is it a person? Shouldn't it be an egg?"

Saitama is completely out of condition: "Egg?"

At this moment, his bald head exudes a bright light ==

The enhanced man was furious: "Just for you! For you, a worthless thing, killed a companion! I killed you—"

The man rushed up, raised his casserole-sized fist, and hit Saitama's smooth head with a mighty force.

Under the testimony of everyone, Saitama's head shook rhythmically, unscathed, accompanied by a loud sound of "Bang".

Instead, the man's hand was swollen all over.

All Meteor Street residents are in awe: This is the ironest man I have ever seen!

Saitama stared at the man, his tone of voice was not irritating or angry: "From the beginning, what are you talking to yourself?"

The man rose from the ground, shouting hoarsely, and struck Saitama with a blow that envelops his mind.

Its power is overwhelming, its shape is like a tiger descending a mountain, its sound is like thunder, with unmatched power, as if everything that is hit will be wiped out!

Someone murmured: "There is...'ash no impact', ah, that person can't live anymore."

But no one thought that Saitama stood still on the spot with his face, still amidst the roar of the opponent.

He stretched out his hand, flicked his fingers, and aimed at the opponent's forehead with a steady and speedy gesture.

Then, lightly, lightly flick—

"Boom!"

The man suddenly turned into a cannonball, and was instantly beaten from one end of the trash mountain to the other. During the period, it ran through one, two or three abandoned buildings, and it took six or seven or eight rolls before it could stop the momentum.

The man lay on his back in the ruins: spit out his soul...

Everyone:...

Saitama retracted his hand, patted his clothes, and said casually, "Ah, where is this?"

He raised his eyes and looked at him, and everyone's eyes were full of alert.

Only one child said softly: "Meteor Street."

"Meteor Street? Oh, thank you." Saitama nodded politely, "By the way, do you know someone named'Dark Continent Ironhead Baby"?"

Everyone:...

What the **** is the Iron Head Baby in the Dark Continent?

"Don't you know? Forget it."

Saitama walked slowly down the trash mountain, and all the people around, as if Moses were sharing a red sea, gave him a broad road.

In Meteor Street, the strong are worthy of everyone's fear and respect.

However, Saitama didn't care, and he fished out the phone and poked the drifting bottle desperately: "Hey, where are you?"

Due to the high-tech signal on Meteor Street, the drift bottle cannot be sent out at all!

Saitama had no choice but to turn around and ask someone, "Do you know where there is internet?"

Net, network? !

A thin man pointed to the "elder zone" and smiled maliciously: "There is."

Saitama: "Oh, thank you."

On this day, the glowing bald man entered the elder district of Meteor Street; on this day, the buildings in the elder district were blasted out of a big horrible hole.

On this day, everyone heard a cry from the soul: "Aren't you sorting garbage?"

Residents of Meteor Street:...

Give and sort the garbage?

On this day, Saitama got the second hero nickname besides "Bald Man in the Cape", named "Bald Strong".

Saitama:...

Do you all have an opinion on my head one by one?

On this day, Yu Xingmi was still frantically reviewing the night battle, and didn’t have time to look at the drifting bottle ==

The author has something to say:

PS: Saitama: Are you... the iron head baby?

Xing Mi: Are you... a strong bald head?

Nanxiong: Why are you all having trouble getting along ==

PS: Saitama: It's also bald, why can you grow your hair?