Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

As the saying goes, "justice will be late, but will never be absent." Facts have proved that this dog statement is particularly reasonable.

The Association of Heroes, whose goal is to protect the world and protect the people, is late on the road of justice to crusade against the "Deep Sea Emperor Hairtail", but it never sits on a feast of chopped pepper fish head, tofu fish head, and looking up at the stars. Will be absent ==

When a group of heroes assembled, wrote a short suicide note, prepared for a deadly battle, and arrived at the scene of the "Dragon" class disaster on board fighter jets from the Association, they discovered that the battle was completely over.

The heavy rain has ceased, and the sun is shining brightly. In addition to the messy abandoned city, it also revealed the reality of being ravaged by the "Deep Sea Emperor". The surrounding area was completely empty, let alone the monsters alone, not even a moving ant.

Only a long stretch of road in the central area was left with a lot of blood and minced meat, as well as countless cracked scales.

As if something had been translated straight, it smelled of brute force destruction.

The heroes walked along the blood stains and couldn't help raising their eyes to look at the building a hundred meters away.

It was found that the center of the metal outer wall of the building was sunken in a large piece, covered with shiny fish scales, and the deep contour line clearly engraved a "fish head" mold.

He lost his voice for a moment, and was speechless for a while.

It wasn't until the life detector was a few blocks away that it detected the traces of living people...they suddenly came back to their senses and ran towards that area.

Who knows, the closer you get to the place, the more you can smell a rich smell of food.

I don't know who is cooking high-end ingredients, and it smells like fish. While the heroes speeded up, they contained the greedy worms. At this moment, they could not tell whether they were running so fast to save people or to grab a meal in the cafeteria ==

Five minutes later, they saw the huge corpse of the "Deep Sea Emperor", separated from the head, just lay across the road.

The auburn blood stains covered the reinforced concrete, and the shredded flesh covered the trees. And beside the corpse of "Deep Sea Emperor", a group of four people lit a bonfire, set up a soup pot, laid out condiments, oil and salt, and filled food bowls on the newly split stone table.

They saw that Genos, an S-rank hero appointed by the Association, was wearing a cute bear apron, rubbing cooking wine, pepper, and salt on the fish, patted them evenly, and marinated them.

He picked up another marinated fish, greased it and spread it evenly.

At the same time, a clear female voice sounded: "Because the fish head is huge, a pot of stew is not enough, and the seasoning is not prepared, we can only cut the meat and cook it. This dish is called'Chop Chili Fish Head', and Janos' technique is very good. ."

"Okay, now we slice the ginger, cut the green onion into sections, and spread it on the bottom of the stainless steel washbasin. Then put the oiled fish head meat on top, and cover the surface of the fish head with the chopped pepper mixed with white wine."

"Because of the limited conditions, we can only ask Firepower King Janos for a favor."

Yu Xingmi buckled another stainless steel washbasin on top and used flour to paste the surroundings tightly. Make Jenos control the firepower, spray the "Chop Chili Fish Head", and steam it over water for dozens of minutes.

When the time is up, the fish head is out of the pot. Yu Xing Mass was sprinkled with chopped green onions and seasonings, scooped up the hot oil in the cauldron, and splashed it on top of the fish.

Suddenly, the flesh of the fish turned from transparent white to golden white, and the flesh was fragrant, and it was salivating.

Yu Xingmi stretched his brows and looked content with the roar of "leave me a bite! Just a bite!" full of barrage.

Limited by objective conditions and the level of the chef, "Chop Chili Fish Head" has not made the essence of Chinese cuisine.

But this is so, and it can't stand the strength of the Chinese recipes and the high quality of the ingredients. The taste of the pot really makes it difficult to stop mouth.

The barrage ghost cried and howled, while cursing "I want to take the customs", while honestly continuing to watch. Some started to record recipes, and some started to record screens for forwarding.

Within an hour before and after, the topic continued to climb on the major headlines.

Among them, the picture of Mr. Saitama eating "The Emperor of the Deep" was taken crazy screenshots by a group of freshmen fans, made into countless emoticons, and circulated quickly in major forums.

"The legendary man!"

"Dragon-level weirdo is so fragrant. jpg."

"Since you are so good, then I will eat you."

"Are you still satisfied with your final ending, Emperor Hairtail?"

While the public was cheering, Yu Xingmi smiled and invited the new heroes to have a meal. I also asked them to help decompose the "Deep Sea·Emperor Hairtail" and put piles of raw fish into the backpack.

The corpse of the "Deep Sea Emperor" was too big, weighing more than 18 tons, even if it was smashed by Saitama to separate its head and blood was everywhere, the amount of flesh left was still considerable.

Yu Xingmi took a hundred catties of good meat and stopped. Qi Mu carried six bags, and Saitama master and apprentice got the most.

Afterwards, the Heroes' Association did not take advantage of people in vain. They took away the "Deep Sea Emperor" for research, and at the same time gave Saitama a promotion and a salary increase and a large bonus.

At that time, Saitama squeezed the bonus and showed a small, contented smile: "Ah, Janos, I will pay the rent this month."

"is teacher!"

Finally, he can afford to raise an apprentice, not easy ==

The time was slowly approaching three hours. Before leaving, Qi Mu said to Yu Xingmi: "Tomorrow's live broadcast, I can only take care of you. The class has organized a holiday trip. In order not to make them suspicious, I must spend time with my classmates."

Speaking of "don't let them doubt", Yu Xingmi felt the same way: "Yes, LV.1 is really sticky and difficult, and it's not easy to play."

Qi Mu nodded in agreement.

He sent Yu Xingmi back to "Yaber" after confirming that she had entered the campus. He just turned his head slightly, looked at the college students passing by, and looked farther through the college students.

Qi Mu saw...

A hundred meters away, there were two spiders squatting guarding the "Phantom Brigade". They seem to be watching him and want to do something to him.

One is holding an umbrella, the other is holding his arm, and both are wearing hats, showing the same murderous intent.

Yeah, what an unexpected disaster...

Qi Mu sighed.

Even in another world, he didn't want bloodshed to happen around him. He could only walk in that direction "as the spider wanted", getting closer and closer to them.

Ten meters, five meters, three meters...very good!

Holding the umbrella, Feitan jumped out first. Finks folded his arms and followed closely without a word. Their goal is very clear, first try to test Qi Mu's depth.

If it is "deep", take a passerby and force him to take a trip to the spider's nest.

If it is "shallow", twist off the arm and leg and take it away directly, and torture the confession.

Their heartfelt voices are very direct, without concealing it, as if "evil" **** is common and ordinary.

With the fierce killing intent, accompanied by turbulent emotions, the roar from the bottom of the spider's heart exploded in Qi Mu's ears.

Qi Mu:...

In this twisted world, Yu Xingmi is really a clear stream ==

But will Qi Mu kill the spider?

of course not.

Qi Mu's hand has never been bloody.

He just grasped the umbrella stabbed by Fei Tan.

Feitan X Finks:...

hateful! How come the umbrella is easily held again!

No, wait, why is it "again"?

Why is this scene so familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere!

Unfortunately, reality does not allow them to think too much. Qi Mu held the umbrella with his left hand and blocked Finks' fist with his right hand, directly turning on the "teleport" mode.

In an instant, the stars shifted and the sky hung upside down.

In just one second before and after, Feitan and Finks were knocked stunned by two-handed knives, and were thrown into the building of the Hunter Association, an office aimed at "how to capture the Phantom Brigade"...

One minute later, the office was completely exploded!

"Gosh! This is, this is the Phantom Brigade?!"

"I have scanned the face and bones. It is the second spider. According to the image, it seems to be called Feitan and Finks."

"Who sent it? Did you see it?"

"Inject narcotics, large doses. Put them in special handcuffs and lock them in the'qianjing tower'."

"Strange, why are they wearing hats..."

"Fuck! No hair!"

Qi Mu:...

He looked at the two bright bald heads and waved his sleeves without taking away a spider leg.

Yu Xingmi said that if he only brought gifts to Lumi alone, he would never miss the appointment. Anyway, only "Lumi" can chew the monster's meat, right?

She gave a bag of fresh fish to Lumi, and the eldest lady was very satisfied with it. Satisfied that I took out the pot shared by the dormitory, plugged in the electric board, and was ready to cook.

Lumi Yuemo was so hungry that she took the boiling pot on her own and took out the bottom of the pot from the paper bag.

He completed the first "cooking" in his life with a jerky and serious technique, and graciously held a fruit knife and put the fish slices into the pot.

The fragrance rises, and the soup base reveals the umami of fish.

After Yu Xingmi had a full meal, her desire to eat has already been reduced.

Upon seeing this, she resorted to the Dafa of teasing her girlfriends, pushed Lumi to the small table, smiled and took the things in "her" hands, and tenderly gave "her" slices of fish.

Yu Xingmi picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of thin meat and put it in his bowl: "Look at you who are hungry, eat first, and be careful to scald it."

Ilumi looked at her, then at the fish in the bowl, and obediently said, "Yeah."

The soup pot was steaming, and the thin fish meat became white and floated after a short time.

Ilumi kept on his chopsticks, blowing heat from his mouth, faintly sweating on his forehead, but he was soothing and hearty.

Yu Xingmi finished a kilogram of fish meat: "Do you want more?"

Ilumi nodded: "Yes."

Seeing Yu Xingmi not eating slices, Ilumi stared at her through the mist, and the chopsticks pinched the meat, and the ghostly sent the fish to her bowl.

Unexpectedly, he just stretched out his chopsticks, before he had time to say "I'll eat it for you," Yu Xingmi naturally turned his head, opened his mouth, and grasped the fish with precision.

The tip of her tongue went around the fish, and her red lips touched the tip of his chopsticks.

She didn't mind sharing a pair of chopsticks with him, and even the movement of turning her head to eat fish was so natural.

There is a subtle numbness, running up the fingers along the wooden chopsticks, and then along the fingers to the atrium.

At this moment, his breathing was a little tight, and his heartbeat was two minutes faster.

Yu Xingmi swallowed the fish and said, "Well, it tastes good."

Only God knows that Yu Xingmi’s phrase "Mommada" is an exclamation that comes out of the mouth, used to mean "you still remember to feed me, you are finally a person, praise you".

The last comment "tastes good" is just a perfunctory after eating.

But this fell in the ears of Ilumi, who had never seen the world before, and it was automatically translated into "Well, I really like you, the fish you feed is the best"!

Therefore, the young master found the joy of feeding ==

Ilumi picked up the fish, Yu Xingmi caught the fish: "Well, it's delicious, you're so good."

After three slices, Yu Xing laughed: "Okay, don't feed it to me, you eat it."

After six slices, Yu Xing smiled awkwardly: "You eat, don't always think about me."

After nine films, Yu Xingmi refused: "Enough, really enough, no more!"

When the tenth piece was handed over, Yu Xingmi grasped the lady's hand, turned her chopsticks, and smiled affectionately: "Oh, polite, don't patronize and feed me, let me feed you now! "

Let me feed you...

Ilumi released her hand and gave her the initiative.

"Hey" this kind of thing has been used on his younger brothers since he remembered, but he hasn't really tried to "be fed".

Yu Xingmi held his chopsticks and picked up a piece of fish: "Open your mouth, ah--"

Ilumi:...

This way of feeding children feels very mentally retarded, but...I don't want to refuse.

The young master was very cooperative today and opened his mouth.

In this "you feed me" game, three kilograms of fish quickly bottomed out, Ilumi ate to his heart's content, and Yu Xingmi's mouth twitched.

In the end, Yu Xingmi asked carefully: "Lumi, do you have any support? Stomach is uncomfortable? Do you want Jianweixiaoshi tablets?"

Ilumi shook his head sincerely, his patience today is particularly full: "No, comfortable, no."

Yu Xingmi was still a little worried. She felt that it was a bit scary for a girl to eat a full three kilograms.

Don't feel uncomfortable now, can you wait for a while?

Thinking about this, she said seriously: "Then you must tell me if you are uncomfortable, go to rest now, I will clean up things."

As she said, she tidied up the tabletop, scrubbed the pot and washed the dishes.

Ilumi sat on the chair properly, watching Yu Xingmi's busy schedule, and felt a little inexplicably ironing.

Very strange feeling.

The same is true for him at home, sitting on the side with plenty of food and drinking, and there are deacons who wash the pot and wash the dishes. But seeing the deacon so busy that he didn't touch the ground, he didn't feel it.

Sure enough, this is...

Does it feel like a free deacon?

The young master always feels that this description is not accurate enough. Since Yu Xingmi has to be busy for a while, he should log in to an account and consult a free netizen——

Here are some answers that make netizens vomit blood and make them feel more comfortable.

Ilumi typed: "Today, she brought me a gift and fed me with her hands. When she was full, she asked me if I felt comfortable and cleaned up the dishes. What do you mean by this?"

Mi Ji in a vest:...

What do you mean by this?

What else could this be?

I think you are just being idle every day, come to my single dog to show off that you have a girlfriend, and show off your affection in the hope that someone will join in, right!

Mi Ji's anger started from his heart, and the evil came to the guts, and he snapped his words: "This means that you are a giant baby in her eyes! The kind who knows nothing!"

The young master was not satisfied with this answer.

He frowned at the phone, raised his head and asked Yu Xingmi, "Do you think I am like a giant baby?"

Yu Xingmi instinctively: "Like!"

As soon as the words were spoken, seeing the eldest girl frown, her desire to survive broke out in minutes!

Yu Xingmi immediately smiled at him and said, "Who is not a baby these days! Say yes, baby~~"

Oh grass, thanks to her wit!

Ilumi was very satisfied with Yu Xingmi’s answer and replied to the netizen: "Well, yes. Because I am like a giant baby, she calls me "baby"."

Mi Ji:...

The hand holding the coke trembled slightly!

He can't stand it anymore!

The most basic trust between netizens and netizens collapsed under the weight of Xiu Enai!

Die, beast!

Ilumi asked persistently: "What do you mean by this?"

However, after this sentence was sent out, the young master saw a red exclamation mark. And a paragraph popped up in the dialog box—sorry, you have been blacklisted by the other party.

Ilumi:...

I killed you!

As soon as the summer vacation began, Quelia and Camilla were so busy that they seldom returned to their dormitories.

They spend most of their time running on both sides of the arena and You Kexin. When they devoted themselves to the model industry wholeheartedly, they were one step away from "flying".

And this "step" was also sent to them a week later.

Quilia was chosen as a model for a fashion show because of her tall figure and glamorous and indifferent appearance.

Camilla was invited to act as the face of a girl group because of her soft appearance and sweet and lovely appearance.

They rushed towards a different life, and during the period they also hoped to share wealth and wealth with Yu Xingmi and Ilumi. Unexpectedly, the former only wants to be a Buddha UP master, the latter just wants to be a cruel and cold killer.

Different road non-phase plan.

However, you can call each other.

Three days before her debut, Quelia sent an invitation letter to the entire dormitory, hoping that they would be there to watch her rebirth from the ashes after being unilaterally lost in love, and board her own stage of life.

Yu Xingmi happily went, and Ilumi naturally followed.

However, the eldest young master who has been out of business for a long time didn't know that in the distant Withered Slaughter Mountain, his brother Mi Gene was so angry that he was so angry that he took on an assassination mission.

Assassination mission: on the eve of the Youkexin fashion show, help the employer kill the competitor Quilia [with photos], confirm the death, and get a reward of 10 million jin; destroy her face, and an additional payment of 20 million jin Ni.

Mi Ji held the list and sighed boredly about the woman's jealousy, which was really terrifying.

However, "Quilia"... always feels a bit familiar, as if I have seen it before?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

Let's talk about it first.

The author has something to say:

PS: Chijo: Mom’s Ilumi! The said twins, how come they are gone! You lied to mom, I'm going to be angry!

Ilumi got stuck in his mind, thought about it carefully, and made up his mind.

Ilumi: Mom, Mi Ji performed an assassination mission, you know, he likes explosions. My fiancee was there at the time...

Ji Qiu: Mi Ji! Come out and get beaten!

Mi Ji:...