Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Ilumi firmly believed that once Yu Xingmi couldn't see him, he would definitely live in deep thoughts every day.

For example, if she wants to eat hot pot, she will find that there are fewer people at the table who need to be fed. Without his figure, can this hot pot still be delicious?

For example, when she goes shopping, she will find that there are few people on the sofa of the store to give her advice. Without his aesthetics and vision, can she still buy the right clothes?

For example, if she lives in the dormitory, she will find that there are fewer people mopping the floor, taking out the trash, and watering the flowers for breakfast. His company is no longer, isn't she sweeping the floor and sweeping her loneliness?

In summary, Ilumi has ample "evidence" that Yu Xingmi must want to die.

Just like Qi Ya hadn't seen him for a long time, and scratched him twice on the training ground as soon as he met to vent. The reason why his younger brother was angry was not because his most beloved and favorite elder brother came home to see him now.

Ilumi said that he knew it all, really.

Look, after he left to beat the enemy off, hundreds of calls from the whole family urged him to go home. On the day he returned, the whole family stood on the Withered Slaughter Mountain to collect the dust for him.

And now he wants to go, grandpa and dad still refuse.

Sure enough, he was too popular, and it was also an original sin.

Compared with the old and declining grandfather who couldn't keep his grandma(?), compared to the father whose poor fertility caused a marital crisis(?), he is extremely handsome and particularly capable. He will never become a Yuxing like the older generation. The redundant population in Mi's eyes.

Well, from every aspect, she must be thinking of him.

Therefore, after the landlord’s dog son Ilumi became angry with the "landlords", adhering to the concept of "it is impossible to beat an enemy guest without me", he reluctantly accepted a few tricky deals.

"Tricky" is by no means a literal meaning, and the deep meaning it represents will only be more cruel than the literal meaning.

As for why the elders in the family have to give him difficult tasks...

Sheba's face was solemn, and Jenno's face was solemn. They sat opposite each other, frowning, and the two sturdy faces had exactly the same bitterness and enmity.

Those who don’t know may think that there is a financial crisis in beating the enemy, but in fact-

Sheba: "Illumi is the perpetrator of beating enemies and guests. He has a certain degree of prestige and has not committed serious negligence. Father, can the child be beaten when he is an adult?"

Yes, that's right.

Beating an enemy guest will also have the trouble of raising a child, it is so grounded.

Jenuo shook his head: "It's not realistic. Assign him some tricky tasks."

The eldest grandson is now at the age of a family, and it is really unreasonable to be hoisted and flogged by the elders. It's better to send him to feel more "social" beatings, and you will know that the family is better.

Yes, that's right.

Beating enemies to deal with children's problems is to send them to the "university" of society for training, and it is also very down-to-earth.

The two masters carefully selected a few lists and threw them to Ilumi, who was quietly waiting for his "summer vacation homework".

The eldest master quickly browsed through the list, neither protested nor raised any questions. As he has taken orders for more than ten years, he is very reticent and obedient.

This tells them indirectly that he can complete the task.

Upon seeing this, Jeno and Sheba were still satisfied.

长子虽然处于“热恋期”，导致智商降低了几十个百分点，但行事作风总算还不失揍敌客本色。

Ilumi took the "summer vacation homework" and went to Youkexin.

As soon as I arrived at school, I immediately looked for the destined "reference answer" Yu Xingmi.

The bedroom is empty, Xingmi is in the world?

Ilumi stretched out her finger blankly and wiped it on the small table. I saw a thin layer of gray on the slender and white fingertips.

He instantly turned into Holmes and walked to the outside balcony--

I touched the soil without watering it; I walked into the bathroom, and the facial cleanser was still its original weight and had not been used; I turned on the faucet and the tap water stopped for three seconds before spraying out some rust-red water; I looked up. The hanging clothes are a little lingering...

Very well, he went home for three days, and she seemed to have left for three days.

The eldest master turned on his cell phone and didn't realize that Yu Xingmi had called him.

Ilumi:...

Well, she must have lost her way on the journey of missing me.

I'm not in a hurry at all.

At the same time, in a remote world, Yu Xingmi, who eats well and sleeps well, and has bought more than a dozen sets of clothes through live broadcasts, carries shopping bags and sneezes non-stop.

Saitama: "Do you even catch a cold?"

Qi Mu: "Which disease is so courageous and will entangle you?"

Janos: "The temperature is normal visually."

Yu Xingmi wiped his face: "According to my hometown, sneezing means that someone is thinking of me."

Everyone:...

Janos said calmly: "According to my count, you have already sneezed 27."

Saitama tilted his head: "Then the other party must want to kill you, right?"

Qi Mu Liangliang said: "I think I want her to die."

Yu Xingmi:...

For some reason, I always feel a little hairy on my back ==

Did she ignore something?

Forget it, I don't want to think about it.

In the morning, level up in the Dark Continent, live broadcast in Saitama's World in the afternoon, and ask Qimu to take her back to the Dark Continent in the evening. In the past three days, she had a very fulfilling life, but her clothes and shoes were destroyed too quickly.

Unexpectedly, after staying in the dark continent for a long time, I yearned for a normal human life; after staying in the human society for a long time, I began to miss the freedom of the jungle life again.

However, after running both ends, she still prefers to be an individual.

Ah, after buying so many clothes, it's time to go back to your friend Kexin to see...

Um, You Kexin? !

At this moment, Yu Xingmi finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the bitter eyes of the young lady, and the pain of the crematorium after she had forgotten the young lady!

Oh my god! She forgot about Miss!

According to Rumi's temperament, I guess there are hundreds of calls to her, right? !

What should I do?

Or tell her that she got lost somewhere?

Yu Xingmi couldn't stay any longer, thinking about how long it would take for her girlfriend to be angry, and how irritating it was to compare her anger, she could only ask Qimu to send her back to You Kexin.

But when You Kexin, she couldn't wait to open the flip phone, only to find...

Communication is empty, Rumi didn't call?

Yu Xingmi:...

Well, it seems that Missy’s mobile phone must be in arrears, out of power, or stolen [keep smiling.jpg].

I'm not in a hurry at all.

"Not in a hurry" Yu Xingmi and Ilumi met in the dormitory. They looked at each other in and out of the room, and suddenly there was only one table left.

Finally, in Yu Xingmi's dignified smile and Ilumi's horrible smile, they continued to get along with each other peacefully, without asking anything tacitly.

Yu Xingmi, who was scrubbing in the bathroom, was soaked in foam on his head and twisted the handle gently, only to find that the water pipe creaked twice, a string of gurgling sounds rose, and two or three drops of water dropped. There was no more movement.

Yu Xingmi:...

Damn it! Isn't it? Why is there no water supply at this time? !

Is it possible to open the window and rush into the school’s artificial lake to swim around?

No, no, she is now a civilized person, not a savage.

It doesn't matter if Guo Ben is in the Dark Continent, but in civilized society, Guo Ben still has a face.

Yu Xing thought about it, but couldn't help it: "Lumi! Lumi!"

Ilumi walked to the door of the bathroom and leaned lazily against the wall: "What's the matter?"

Since you took the initiative to speak up, then I will reluctantly forgive...

"The water has stopped!" Yu Xing said his voice was broken.

Ilumi:...

As a killer pursuing efficiency, what would he do if he had no water in the bath?

Ilumi tilted his head: "Wipe clean and come out again."

Yu Xingmi: "Good Lumi, can you get me some water? I haven't returned to the bedroom these days, the kettle is empty."

Ilumi asked, "Where have you been?"

Yu Xingmi said: "5A-level scenic spot." Dark continent is not a 5A-level scenic spot!

Illumi is just a meal when I hear a 5A-level scenic spot.

In the inherent thinking of the young master, the Dry Mountain is not a 5A-level scenic spot with standard standards, beautiful mountains and clear waters, and outstanding people!

Could it be that……

Yu Xingmi really got on the missing horse and rushed to the Withered Slaughter Mountain. In the end, because Male died on the road, could he only turn back to You Kexin?

No, he didn't give her a hint, he lives in Withered Slaughter Mountain...

But at this point, Ilumi has picked up the empty kettle in the whole bedroom: "Is it back today?"

Yu Xingmi rubbed the bubble: "Yes, I'm lost at the crossroads of life." Whether to be a savage or an individual is not the crossroads of choice!

Ilumi's hand holding the kettle became firmer: "I understand."

It turned out to be really lost.

So, the young master who had finished saying "I understand" embarked on the road of fetching water.

It is a pity that Ilumi, who seldom goes back to the dormitory, is used to showering with cold water and drinking poison to quench his thirst, doesn't even know where the "water room" is.

"Yaber" has entered the summer vacation, and few students stay in the dormitory. Looking around, the whole dormitory building for girls is quiet, except for the sporadic lights, which has long lost the hustle and bustle of the past.

Where is the water room?

Ilumi wandered around with an empty kettle for several laps, and finally somehow slipped to the school’s artificial lake.

The young master watched deeply and deeply at the artificial lake for a long, long time...

Finally, the young master squatted on the shore and pushed the kettle into the lake ==

It's all water, it shouldn't matter... right?

Yu Xingmi finally waited for the "cold water" and was grateful. She opened the bathroom door a gap, stretched out a slender hand to pull the kettle, and then rushed to the end.

so comfy! Ah, I don’t know why this water is full of the breath of nature!

Yu Xingmi poured water into the basin, and then sharply noticed that a small black object had fallen into the basin along the stream of water.

I quickly picked up my hand and opened my palm to take a look--

Oh, a little fish jumping around ==

Yu Xingmi:...

She suddenly understood why the water was full of the breath of nature.

After coming out of the bath, Yu Xingmi saw that Ilumi was about to take a bath, and immediately slid forward and laughed very sweetly: "Lumi, please come and go, this time I will help you fetch water!"

Come on, hurt each other!

Ilumi nodded in satisfaction, and Yu Xingmi happily went.

So that night, the young master picked up a lively fish from the basin.

Ilumi:...

It is confirmed that the water house of Yabel University is an artificial lake.

Well, it seems that the fetching water did not hit the wrong place.

When Kulolo went to see Hisoso, he thought of many possibilities. He felt that Hisoso was playing cards, picking up girls, and fighting. Most of the pictures were unsuitable for children, but there was really no one that was more visually visual than Hiso’s “cockscomb head”. The impact is gone.

Hisuo still wore the original jester costume and played with a pack of poker cards. Only from the middle section of the hairline on the front of the forehead, a handful of fiery red hair was pushed to the back of the head, forming a perfect arc.

The red hair in the middle section rose up into the sky, like a cockscomb. The hair on the temples and even the surrounding area seemed to be shaved by him, shining with a shiny white scalp.

But for some reason, Kuroro subconsciously believed that things were not that simple.

Hisuo twirled the poker, licked his lips, and stared at Kurolo's gaze more and more excited: "Well~~ The head of the team also took the initiative to look for me? This really makes me excited!"

He has suffered severe beatings by Qi Mu Nanxiong, and has experienced the impact of ruining the world, and Xisuo, who has escaped from the dead, has already realized his "smallness".

Comparing the strength of the perfect Golden Apple, Hisou had to admit that it was a height he couldn't reach.

But because he couldn't reach it, he gave birth to greater ambitions and desires——

Why don't I turn myself into a golden apple?

Therefore, after healed from the injury, Hisuo only harassed Ilumi in the initial stage, and then left all kinds of troubles and devoted himself to the devil training to improve his strength.

The effectiveness of the training is certainly there, but he hasn't tried it personally. At what level is he?

Seeing Kulolo today, he couldn't help but eager to try!

Kulolo stared at his hairstyle for five seconds and put on a harmless smile. As if he knew something, he raised his hand to touch the hat on his head and slowly took it off.

There was a bright light, like a bald head of a five-hundred-watt bulb!

Hisoso:...

Frightened him to lose all his playing cards!

Kuroro smiled and said, "Hisuo, the entire brigade has been subjected to the same ‘curse’. Are you interested in solving the spell with me?"

Hisuo twirled his playing cards: "I'm so happy, leader~~"

Although you are bald, I am bald, and everyone is bald, it is very happy to be bald, but men's hair...especially Bensan men's obsession with hair is terrible!

Xisuo and Kulolo rushed to the "Cheap Trap Tower", who knew that before they had time to start, they received a call from the twelve "Child Rats" of the Hunters Association.

Paliston said with a smile, "Ah, Mr. Kulolo, long time no see. Your two brigade members have a very good time in the'Cheap Well Tower', please don't worry. So, can you please take today's action Cancel? Really do it, I don’t want to!"

Kulolo: "Conditions."

The revocation of the action and the unwillingness to do it indicate the attitude of choosing reconciliation without fighting?

The reconciliation that the spider wants is the Feitan and Finks who are locked in the "Cheap Trap Tower".

Paliston also simply said: "Mr. Kulolo is such a refreshing man."

"Actually, I don't need anything, but I am very concerned about one thing. I don't want to think about food and tea. I toss and turn and have trouble sleeping every night. I hope you can help me out."

"Now, Mr. Krollo..."

"I want to know what the spiders of the brigade encountered and experienced on the train on the day of the incident?"

Paliston laughed and said, "I like the guys you meet so much."

"Would you like to go into details, Mr. Kulolo?"

Kulolo's lips tick lightly: "You decide the place."

I have confirmed that the tone is exactly the same abnormality as them.

It's really interesting, the other party can actually get into the Hunter's Association and become the vice president. This kind of successful whitewashing method is really clever.

Do you really like the guy that the spider met?

Kulolo hung up his cell phone and mourned for three seconds of silence for the ignorant and fearless Paliston who was about to be beaten up by the society.

never expected……

After Hisoso, him, and Ilumi, the next unlucky person will be Palistron.

Well, when you are listed on the headlines of scumbags, the position of "Vice President" will be lost~~

It's all abnormal, so why can you whiten it, ha ha.

After Yu Xingmi sent a fortune to Alessa, who was far away in the Barsha Islands, he finally realized that he was running out of ammunition and food, and that he should go to work.

She earns a lot of money in live broadcasts in another world, but there are only three videos in this world.

After a long period of fermentation, the videos of the three scumbags are out of the sky, and they are also given to her every month. But these "incomings" are still declining over time.

There is no reason for her, she hasn't updated, and there is no updated UP master, how can she get ahead ==

Yu Xingmi hasn't found the next material (victim), so she has to find a job with a higher hourly salary and students. In the end, because of the strength of the dormitory sisters group, her own appearance was also competitive, and she actually won the role of a crew-playing the corpse ==

This is an idol drama, now filmed and broadcast weekly.

The role she got was... Bai Yueguang, the actor who died prematurely, the corpse lying in the ice coffin. Thirty seconds of footage, minutes by minutes.

But the hourly salary is enough to be 50,000 jinni!

Yu Xingmi lay peacefully, and the actor lay on the ice coffin and cried heartbreakingly: "No! How can you, how can you leave me and leave! I love you——"

Yu Xingmi:...

I know the truth. Why does this show become popular? Is it poisonous?

After shooting on Wednesday and broadcasting on Sunday, Yu Xingmi had long forgotten about this incident and found another makeup job for the crew.

At that time, Ilumi finished his first business and chose to go home to "treat" for two days.

On the weekend, Ilumi dragged the whole family in front of the TV, and in the horrified eyes of the whole family, switched the financial channel to idol drama.

Beat the enemies:...

Ilumi said seriously: "Don't look at me, look at the corpse."

The author has something to say:

PS: Young Master: I just want you to see the "corpse" of my wife.

Hisoso:...

Kuroro:...

Beat the enemies:...

PS: Palisht throws a poke ball to Yu Xingmi!

Yu Xingmi avoided the poke ball and threw the earth towards Paliston!

Paliston died!