Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Yu Xingmi could not agree with "Lumi"'s complex of worshipping, admiring, and yearning for killers, but he also expressed understanding.

After all, adolescent girls, how can there not be an age that loves cruel and ruthless people in a sadistic relationship with the two brains?

She understands, really ==

Just like the eldest lady born with a golden key, she is just eighteen years old in her first year of freshman year.

The 18-year-old girl, stepping on the tail of the second phase, swaying the poisonous chicken soup that poured into her mind during the rebellious phase, if she really wants to make it, it is not madness or survival.

When the factors come into contact with the things of Guangwei and upright, she will inevitably develop rebellious and disgusting psychology, and feel deeply impatient and bored. She eagerly hopes that there will be some changes in the peaceful life and live a different taste.

At this moment, a rebellious, self-respecting and mysterious assassin entered her vision. His three views and strengths incompatible with the world satisfy all her illusions about "turbulent life".

If this assassin still has a bit of beauty and a little money, that would be terrible...

Isn't that the real story and routine of "the cold killer falls in love with me"?

Let a killer who regards human life as a grassroots only have a soft spot for a young girl, show mercy for her men, fight against the world for her, collapse the personality for her, and say the love words "I have contracted your life" for her... …

Thinking about it, Yu Xingmi's brain circuit turned into the ditch.

Finally, give her another shot, then hold her corpse and cry affectionately, "I'm sorry, I love you", and then find that the woman has a dead body and two lives, and she will end up with white hair and regret.

After another two weeks of restarting her eyes, the woman came back from life, resembling a ghost, shouting slogan "XX, I am not the same me anymore", and then there will be a more sad drama...

Well, just thinking about it, I feel so "sense", no wonder the lady likes it so much ==

"Beaten the enemy guest" is very strange to Yu Xingmi. Her only contact with each other is to travel with her classmates to the Kuku Slaughter Mountain, take a group photo in front of the door of other people's house, and carry the fan that has fallen into disrepair. Old door.

She cares about the gate of Huangquan that beat the enemy Hakka, the two stone dragons carved on the gate of Huangquan, and she also wants to find a chance to beat the enemy Hakka and see inside.

But I went to apply for a job as a deacon...

Let's save the time. Once the labor contract is signed, who knows what the deacon’s task is? In case she is required to harm innocent human beings...

It might as well be comfortable to twist off the boss' head first.

Yu Xingmi yawned and changed from lying on his back to lying on his side. Before the lady was about to give her Amway idols, don’t change the subject: “Lumi, I’m already sleepy. Master, right?"

Let’s talk another day, not just talk...

For Yu Xingmi's request, Ilumi naturally agreed: "Well, go to sleep."

Yu Xingmi smiled at the corners of his mouth, the eldest lady didn't like the so-called killer very much either. As soon as she said she was sleepy, she went to sleep before it was time to sleep, and she didn't talk about her, but she was much better than her girlfriend's star chasing status.

It can be seen that as the age grows, when the eldest lady drains the water in her mind, she will naturally understand what a killer is.

There is no need for her to worry about anything, sooner or later.

Yu Xingmi was in a good mood and said, "Rumi, do you know how to sing? Speaking of which, I haven't heard you sing a song last time in KTV. Will it have a more soothing tune?"

Ilumi paused. As the eldest master who beat the enemy Hakka Jingui, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting were incomprehensible, and the only thing he could do with his children was to take care of him. Thinking this way, he said: "Yes."

He sang a lullaby well, and Mi Ji was moved and cried all night, boasting that it was the most touching lullaby he had ever heard.

Yu Xingmi said, "Can you sing it to me?"

Ilumi felt that it was time to show Yu Xingmi his comprehensive strength in all aspects of beating the enemy Hakka master. Can she sing a lullaby after she praised Paliston for so long?

The young master was picking up the quilt, brewing his emotions, clearing his throat by the way, and finally sang the true color of the repeater in a smooth voice: "Sticky pot~~~~~~~"

Yu Xingmi:...

The "sticky pan~~sticky~~sticky~~" cycle back and forth, like a bottomless pit.

Yu Xingmi:...

It only took fifteen seconds for Yilumi to stick the pot, and Yu Xingmi couldn't stand it anymore! She didn't expect that Missy was a girl with a lack of five tone. With such a mechanical voice sung by a great voice line, are you a low-profile version of AI?

Sing her alive!

She took a deep breath and said, "Rumi!"

Ilumi stopped abruptly and seemed to be voice-activated==

Yu Xingmi said with difficulty: "Have you ever sang songs to others?"

Ilumi had no objection: "Yes, I sang to my brother."

"How to say?"

"He told me that this was the most touching lullaby he had ever heard, and he cried all night for this."

Yu Xingmi:...

It’s hard enough to be your roommate, but it’s harder to be your brother ==

Ilumi discovered that Yu Xingmi had said that he would "talk to the eldest master of the enemy Hakka again," but it took three or four days to change it. She used to report to her work place every day and left with Qi Mu Nanxiong in the afternoon, but recently, Yu Xingmi often ran to the hospital.

Such an abnormality naturally attracted the attention of the young master.

It was not until he was curious that he went to the hospital for a while... only to find Paliston, the vice president of the Hunter Association, was lying in the orthopedic ward, hanging a bandaged foot. The whole person's face seemed to be rounder than before. A lot.

Palish was smiling clearly, but that smile was very reluctant for some reason, faintly exuding a kind of "help" message.

Ilumi:...

The young master lowered his sense of existence and watched Yu Xingmi take out a large pot of bone soup from the food bag. Look at the volume, at least about one liter.

"Sir, what can you eat to make up? Today, this bone soup is made by your number one fan. If you don't drink it up for me, I'll be anxious with you." Yu Xingmi stuffed the spoon into his hand, "Special supplement! Good for the feet!"

Paliston, the vice president of the Hunter Association, is like a C debut star.

When the news of his hospitalization came out, his support club exploded.

These days, Youkexin’s fans have formed a group to send warmth to Paliston, ranging from eighty old ladies to three-year-old children, all genders are women, which shows that Paliston’s popularity among the opposite **** is so high that it is very impressive. unimaginable.

However, popularity is not a good thing.

Paliston kept smiling and began to drink soup. His expression was very calm, calmly as if he was going to his grave.

Soon, Yu Xingmi fished out another pot of soup from the food bag: "Sir, this is Laoya soup made by No. 2 fans. It is very fragrant and very tonic. I heard that you can nourish your skin and invigorate your kidneys. Don't leave it behind."

Paliston took a deep breath: "Enough..."

Yu Xingmi: "How can this work! Sir, you are very precious. If I raise your feet, I will be torn alive by your support club. Oh, by the way, this is the support club for you." Chicken soup, you must drink it up!"

Yu Xingmi continued: "These are the wishes of the little girls. If you can't finish it, I will give you a hot drink and continue to drink it. I will give you an explanation after drinking it."

Yu Xingmi said meaningfully: "If Mr. pouring out the soup like last time and telling me that there is no need to care, if they still love me, I will pour it down for you!"

The breath gradually darkened.

Palistron:...

Ilumi:...

For some reason, Youkexin’s orthopedic hospital seems to be the ultimate nightmare for perverts ==

Palistron smiled and drank his soup, acting gracefully like a picture scroll. But for some reason, while drinking, his face changed, and even the one holding the spoon was a little trembling.

Ilumi is unknown, so Yu Xing is not surprised.

She rang the bell on the side, almost every minute, and seven or eight excited nurses poured into the door: "Me! Me! Me! Choose me!"

Yu Xingmi smiled and said, "Just you!"

The nurse cheered forward. With a petite figure of 1.5 meters, he just carried Palistone, which was 30 centimeters taller than her, and asked thoughtfully: "First, sir, are you in the trumpet or the big one? No?"

Palistron:...

Ilumi:...

It turned out that what Yu Xingmi wanted to talk to him was Paliston's sad history?

Paliston, a handsome and good-tempered three-star hunter, currently lives a "good" life of being admitted to the hospital with broken bones, forced to drink soup, and unable to take care of himself in the toilet.

The reason for all this is that he hired Yu Xingmi.

Only Yu Xingmi has the ability to hospitalize a Samsung hunter with a fracture, right?

Ilumi:...

He was suddenly thankful that Yu Xingmi didn't like killers, and he was unwilling to beat up an enemy guest and apply for a job as a deacon ==

Otherwise, Paliston’s today may be the tomorrow of beating the enemy...

But the young master never expected that even if Yu Xingmi did not go to Withered Slaughter Mountain, inexplicable troubles would find him to beat the enemy.

Before the start of the new semester of "Yaber", Quelia and Camilla had to move out of the cheap and affordable female dormitory because of their good prospects.

With two vacant beds, the dormitory was indeed deserted, but Ilumi felt quite comfortable. The time he spent with Yu Xingmi has become longer, and the relationship has improved. Seeing that he can sell Amway, who is "beaten the enemy Hakka young master," he didn't expect the new roommates to come so quickly.

It was a baby-faced beauty with a height of 1.8 meters.

There is a big golden wave, turquoise glaze eyes, fair and pink skin, and a sunny smile.

She wore a long-sleeved long-sleeved dress with lotus root, stepped on a pair of flat-heeled leather shoes, carried the items needed for bedtime, and smiled at them in the bedroom: "Hi, hello, I am the new school's Dongsuo Lu Xixi', please give me more advice in the future!"

Donso Rusisi...

This name made Ilumi who knew it hard to say a word.

The young master stared coldly at his new roommate. He had imagined many "brigades" to test Yu Xingmi's routes, but he didn't expect that the other party would choose the same one with him.

It's just that if the knight's rough appearance is exposed, it is likely to affect him...

But Ilumi also wanted to know what would happen if a man disguised as a woman and fell off in front of Yu Xingmi?

Ilumi in that compartment was still looking at the knights, but Yu Xingmi in this compartment didn't care much.

Although the knight is 1.8 meters tall and has a slightly strong body and a slightly thick waist, she has seen many girls from mixed volleyball teams, who are also taller and slightly larger than ordinary girls.

In addition, the face of the knight is so tender, Yu Xingmi will not at all think of the "woman" in front of him as a man.

She greeted him politely and asked if he needed help.

In Ilumi's increasingly cold gaze, the knight smiled and said, "Thank you."

Proper people.

The tactics of the Mirage Brigade and the Beating Enemy Clan against the "Yu Xing Mi Recruiting Plan" were upgraded in an instant, completely igniting the beacon!

The author has something to say:

PS: Knight: He is a man!

Yu Xingmi: She just flattened out!

Ilumi: He is a man!

Yu Xingmi: She just got stronger!

Ilumi: He is bald.

Yu Xingmi:...

PS: Yu Xingmi finished the reference materials that are longer than the Yangtze River and higher than Everest, and confidently went to take the Hunter Civil Service Examination. The result-the first race, the long-distance race == the second race, the killing pig == The third game, Typhoon Fight == the fourth game, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds == the fifth game, fight ==

Yu Xingmi: Knock inside! Did you hear it?

PS: I went out to play today, and I came back very late, so there are only three thousand words left. I will make up a little more tomorrow. In addition, there is audio station B where Ilumi sings a lullaby, hahahahahahaha I can't do it anymore! He stuck the pot for three minutes!