Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Hiso Modo, a capricious and powerful perverted clown.

Passionate about cultivating rivals, like crazy fighting. Putting down the hair is a gentleman, and putting it up is a beast. There are basically no friends, just enough worth.

If it weren’t for a lot of nuns to smash, who would mix up and help him chase after the spider leader Kulolo ==

It's just that Hisoso, whose private life is unruly and whose taste is particularly heavy, finally overturned the boat in the gutter, and was found a foothold by the woman who had "gnawed" and "abandoned".

She also found out that he was hooking up again and again, showing off his charm, and being independent on the verge of derailment!

As a result, the shockingly green woman tensed her biceps, and loudly declared her sovereignty over Hisuo, and with a heavy body like a mountain of five fingers, she sat down and broke Hiso's ribs...

The crowds were so shocked that they took a big step back!

"Hisuo!" The Hulk dragged Hisoh from under his hips, held his shoulders, and roared, "Why are you abandoning me?"

Hisuo struggled with his life, but found that Nian's attack or defense had no effect on this green muscular girl!

What the hell?

When that thick hand pinched his neck, and when that hideous and ugly face appeared in front of him, Hisoso discovered for the first time that he was so close to death...

He opened his mouth and was about to say "I don't know you at all." He didn't know that the other party had a deep routine, and his words were very realistic: "You deceived my feelings and made me soar by 900 pounds!"

"Devil! You say that there will be a couple for a lifetime, but you have slept with men and women!"

"Why not marry?"

The roar of the Hulk contained the clouds, frightened the birds and frightened the soul, echoing in the sky above Youkexin University for a long time.

Quilia's three views were completely broken.

Wrong love for a scumbag, forget it; wrong love for a **** scumbag, forget it; wrong love for a heavy-tasting **** scumbag... this Nima! How miserable was she being deceived?

Ilumi couldn't help but "impressively" at Hisoso.

Knowing that he likes hunting beautiful women, nothing; knowing that he prefers to chase men, nothing; knowing that he has a muscular girl who is three meters tall and weighs a ton...This...

It's nothing, just give enough money. They are still "friends", eh.

On the contrary, Kulolo watched quietly, staring at the back of the Hulk thoughtfully: "Is it a strengthening element?"

strangeness……

Obviously, the momentum is so strong that he can't help but be on guard, but why is there no fluctuation in "mind"?

Frightened by the power of the Hulk, no one dared to step forward to stop it.

I can only watch the clown being stunned, his eyes straightened by the roar, and finally he was rubbed and died on the spot...

Seeing Hisoso exhaling more and less air, as if he was about to burp in the next second, the Hulk finally let go of his paws, his eyes widened and collapsed and said: "No-no! You cheer up, don't take a dog! I'll help you Call an ambulance, hold on!"

After that, she put Hisoso on the broken floor tiles, spreading her hooves like a husky in trouble, and there was no shadow in the blink of an eye.

Not long after, Hiso, who was pretending to be dead in a hurry, opened his eyes immediately, propped up his body like a "remnant flower and a willow", and sighed, preparing to escape...

Unexpectedly, I saw my former bed partner Quelia, and at the moment the other party's expression was full of disgust and contempt.

She gave a light "tsk" and rolled her eyes: "I was really blind at the beginning, so why would I fall in love with someone like you!"

Immediately afterwards, Camilla, his former bed partner's best friend, echoed: "Forget it, Quelia, just pretend to be a duck..."

Ilumi, who looked like a woman, nodded in agreement, and the innocent-looking Kulolo raised an eyebrow and smiled.

Both of them stared behind him at the same time, showing... pity? !

Hisoso:? ? ?

For some reason, I feel a little cold on the back of my neck...

A strong shadow blocked the sun and covered his head. Looking up, it is the familiar green skin and the familiar muscle lines.

The Hulk put down the school doctor on his back and squeezed his fists: "Like me, huh?"

Hisoso:...

He forgot to use a "frivolity illusion" as a disguise.

One minute later, the scumbag Xisuo entered the largest orthopedic hospital in Youkexin ==

...

What are the characteristics of the headline video?

The playing time is short, the key point is quick, the information content is large, and the hot elements are many. Especially with the main points of the relationship between men and women, strange people, and outstanding, if you get one of them, you can go to the home page.

Yu Xingmi, as a million-dollar fans, knows everything he needs to know.

The title was set as "Cruel and evil women beat handsome men in the street, the truth turned out to be..." as a gimmick.

Fill in the blank space of the content "Is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity" for attraction.

Stamp again "This video is a real event" for excitement, perfect!

The video lasts for two and a half minutes and captures every realistic scene from the perspective of an onlooker.

From the Hulk's violence to the resistance of the clown man, from the woman's heartbroken questioning to the scum man's speechless silence, and from the scum man's deception to the woman's fancy beating...

There are climaxes, the plot is compact, the lines are classic, and the inheritance is complete. Is there any reason to be unpopular?

In addition, the video exposed the face of the scumbag, which served as a warning to the majority of men and women. The sentence "If you don't marry, please" more intuitively reflects the essence of "love that is not based on marriage is a hooligan".

With multiple connotations, this is definitely the best positive energy video of the year!

Yu Xingmi couldn't help but praise herself.

As for the follow-up question of the scumbag being sent to the hospital...

Hey, what did the Hulk do to her as an ordinary person?

Yu Xingmi rarely asked for leave and skipped work, and entered the Internet cafe with a few hundred jinni.

After pondering on the desktop computer for a long time and comparing the pros and cons of various websites, I chose the video network that settled in the blue ocean planet.

It is reported that the "Blue Ocean Planet" video network is an affiliate work of the legendary game "Island of Greed".

It is headquartered in the Karting country on the mainland of Aizhen, under the jurisdiction of the Hunter Association, and gathers investment from major families, aiming to gather current and new information and grasp the world's trends at the end of the day.

There are many kinds of videos on it. Both clicks and collections can generate revenue. Although the amount is small, it cannot hold up the huge traffic.

In short, "Blue Ocean Planet" is similar to the combination of a video network and a bib, covering live broadcast functions and Moments dynamics. There are only things you can't think of. Without what it doesn't include, the settings are not unadvanced.

Just as she thought, the technology tree lit by this world is unique.

Computers are not popular yet. I heard that "The Island of Greed" is a holographic game?

No touch screen phone, right now "Blue Ocean Planet" is an all-around collar?

only……

Yu Xingmi asked the Jinjiang system in a low voice: "Why can't I find information about the ‘greedy island’?"

"The panel display says this game is holographic, shouldn't it be very popular?"

When the words fell, the sweet voice of the Jinjiang headline system sounded: "Island of Greed, a holographic game with a unit price of 50 billion jinni, do you need it?"

Yu Xingmi:...

See you manually! Why don't you grab the 50 billion nuns?

How can you be so poor?

I can only rest my mind, log in to "Blue Ocean Planet", register for ID Kiwi, participate in the newcomer contribution contest, and publish the first video in the column——

UC’s shocking headline style immediately caught the attention of others!

Yu Xingmi didn't pay attention to the follow-up, and went to the street after logging out.

Send a letter to the nun Alyssa, and walk slowly back to campus.

At this time the stars are scarce and the lights are shining brightly.

The commercial street is so prosperous that it is dissatisfied with the vacancy of strangers.

Passing by the crowd, leaving the excitement as if away from the excitement, she is clearly heading home, but it is not the grand scene of her obsession.

Zi said: To be a man, you need a buddhism; to be a dog, you need a wolf.

After halfway through the journey, I suddenly saw countless police cars ahead, like a major accident. Many local tyrants in Chinese clothes were escorted by bodyguards to leave.

"Damn it! The eighth one! The deceased is another member of the board of directors of the ‘AIBO’ firm!"

"The technique is very professional, a killer from that family."

"Heart out, no blood shed..."

Homicide?

Yu Xingmi was stunned and changed his way. As a result, I ran into my roommate, Lumi, halfway through! And some gangsters who harassed her!

Lumi was wearing a black dress and her delicate face was frosty. He was staring at the underworld leader faintly, not knowing what he was thinking.

The underworld leader in a suit and leather shoes pretended to be a gentleman, and said politely: "...come back with us...I want to see you, otherwise..."

As he said, he untied the big hammer behind his back, as if he was about to do it.

Lumi didn't speak, Yu Xingmi was suddenly furious!

Whoops, let me go! The world is getting worse, Nima!

In the dignified metropolis You Kexin, a single woman is intercepted by a **** man because she is beautiful, so no one cares about it?

Oh, really nobody cares ==

Enemy: The underworld gang has a total of eight people, dressed up and equipped with strange weapons.

Our side: There is one weak female, and there are a few crowds onlookers. The police are still blocking the road...

Yu Xingmi:...

No matter what, her three views and education do not allow her to let a woman face danger if she is capable!

So, she rolled up her sleeves, she plunged into the battle, she dragged across the trash can on the street, and guarded Rumi!

No way, what else can I carry except the trash can?

Is a beautiful girl pulling out a telegraph pole in a live performance? Let her go ==

"Huh! Hooligan! I'll knock your head off!"

Yu Xingmi raised the trash can, and closed his head dumbfounded by the man in black without saying a word. A twisted hand grabbed his hammer and slammed the second man's instep.

What if there are six more?

Zi said: No way, fight by analogy.

Yu Xingmi raised another trash can and threw it in the face of the other three unscrupulously...

In the trash flying all over the sky, she looked back at the banana peel on her head, then stunned the dog and yelled: "You stupid! Why don't you run!"

No, she can't force a weak woman so hard.

Even if Rumi is noble and glamorous, girls will inevitably be frightened in the face of this sudden situation!

Yu Xingmi stretched out his hand, held Lumi's wrist, and shouted, "Run with me—"

Lumi paused, followed up inexplicably, and took the first step. He couldn't help looking back at the man in black who was swaying around, frowning slightly.

After running past an alleyway, Yu Xingmi slowed down, and Ilumi slowly said, "Why are you hitting my deacon?"

Yu Xingmi:...

What did you say? !

"They came to take me home for a blind date."

"Because you are not the target, they won't do it."

"But what you did just now..."

Ilumi tilted his head and made a loud voice: "Losing money!"

Yu Xingmi: =口=!

The author has something to say: PS: Jiju: Oh! Mother Ilumi, listen to the deacons saying that you were saved heroically by a girl! Why don't you agree to it?

Ilumi solemnly refused: She hasn't paid off the money she owes me!

Chijou:...

What kind of dog did I give birth to? !