Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Yu Xingmi is not the all-knowing and omnipotent Qimu, nor the victorious Saitama. Her past and present life, experience mentality, ethical cognition and the value of the three values ​​have stayed at the level of "ordinary people" from beginning to end, not much. change.

Especially after leaving the Dark Continent, she spent two years precipitating the wild nature and returning to a normal human life. And the people and things that come into contact here, except for the differences in language, customs and etiquette, seem to be the same as in the previous life.

Ordinary children, young adults, women and the elderly, ordinary books, schools, exams and work.

The same birth, old age, sickness and death, ordinary and unremarkable, running around for firewood, rice, oil and salt; the same joy, anger, sorrow, love and hatred, and struggle for what is in the heart.

A stable town makes her stable; ordinary humans are common to her.

Gradually, the scenes of the past life and this life overlap; slowly, the trajectories of life and experience intersect.

All the concepts brought in in the previous life can be applied to this life in a very ordinary way.

Yu Xingmi once again became an "ordinary person" and looked at everything in this world with the eyes of an "ordinary person". As time passed, she found that everything had not exceeded her cognition.

For example, there is a family of assassins in the world called "Beat Enemy". They regard "killing" as a profession, and they still pay taxes?

What a wonderful work!

Yu Xingmi strongly condemned this, but really wanted to talk about it... What does "beating the enemy off" have to do with her as an ordinary person?

Where does she live? Where is the account?

She lives in the Ulubian continent, the Basha Islands.

Where is the beating enemy?

Beat the enemy guest in the Republic of Batokya, withered and slaughtered mountains.

Different nationalities, different continents, and different laws. In the previous life, that is the relationship between Australia and Asia.

In short, your "Australia" legalized the killing. What does it matter to me in "Asia"?

She didn't go to the Kukulan Mountain to apply for a job, nor did she settle down in Batokya. I just want to graduate in peace, find a secure job in Urubian, and provide nun Alessa for the elderly.

With this kind of petty citizen mentality, Yu Xingmi doesn't care about the nostalgic affairs of other countries at all.

However, the "Hunter Exam" is different.

In the eyes of the citizen Yu Xingmi, this is equivalent to the recruitment of civil servants in the previous life. Although thousands of troops have crossed the single-plank bridge, there is little hope of success, but since there is a chance to participate, why not try it?

The hunter exam is held once a year.

Ah, the provincial exam in the previous life was once a year.

There are tens of thousands of people taking the hunter exam, and the lucky ones who passed the final pass can count them with one hand.

Ah, isn't it the same as the provincial exam in the previous life? The examination room is crowded with students starting at 100,000, and Wenquxing is only two to three.

After obtaining the "Hunter Certificate", I have gained immense benefits.

Ah, the civil servants in the previous life are completely similar. The golden rice bowl is dry until retirement, and they are praised by their parents and valued by the society.

So, why should Yu Xingmi not go?

She has also seen several hunters, in the dock area by the sea, on the blockade of the station, their dressing is a little weird, and the style is too fashionable, but... it is just a group of ordinary people.

They can pass the exam, why can't she?

Therefore, Yu Xingmi decided to work hard and study hard. Strive to become an all-round "talent" who learns from the past and learns from others by January 7 next year.

Cross the admission points, enter the re-interview, hold the golden rice bowl, and embark on the pinnacle of life!

It is September now, and there are barely 5 months to prepare before January next year...

After thinking about it, Yu Xingmi still asked: "Sir, what are the main aspects of the Hunter exam?"

There is a clear direction, easy to buy test questions!

Paliston replied: "No way~~ I can't tell you~~ Otherwise, it's cheating!"

Yu Xingmi did not ask any more, but entered the Internet cafe on his own to search for information about the "Hunter Exam". The amazing thing is that 286 sessions of the exam have been conducted, but there are no real papers for any year!

She entered the keyword "Hunter Exam", and the result of the entry... Alas, none of the topics were about what the Hunter Exam would take.

As if it was deliberately blocked or deleted, or before the exam, the candidates signed a non-disclosure agreement?

Yu Xing was helpless, so he listed the common subjects such as geography, history, politics, and Mandarin, and planned to spend a few months in the library.

Unexpectedly, her social account suddenly heard the sound of "Didi"...

A stranger named "No. 6" with a doll's head asked to add her as a friend.

Yu Xingmi casually clicked "agree".

No. 6: "Hello, I am a member of the ‘Hunter Association’ based in You Kexin. You have reached the standard by clicking on the entry of ‘Hunter’ on the webpage. Do you have any intention to apply for the 287th Hunter Exam?"

Yu Xingmi's eyes widened. According to the experience of the previous life, this kind of initiative to send messages is generally a fraudulent advertisement, and it is necessary to pay!

Come on, don't want to trick me into paying the registration fee! I won't give you a nun!

Yu Xingmi was about to fight the liar, but unexpectedly...

No. 6: "Please download the registration form from the official website, and pay the registration fee through official channels. Beware of fraudulent information and be vigilant. Please pay according to the notice."

Yu Xingmi put his hand on the keyboard and slowly put it down.

Could it be really friendly?

No. 6: "One last time, are you willing to apply for the 287th Hunter Exam?"

Enter the 10 second countdown page.

Yu Xingmi was taken aback, and after a brief struggle, he chose "Yes".

No. 6: "Thank you for your participation. The test subjects have been sent to your mailbox. Please pay attention to check. In addition, all the conversations here are confidential information, please keep your mouth shut."

"If you are known by a third party, you will be included in the list of dishonest persons."

In the end, on the 6th, she deleted her and quickly went offline.

Yu Xingmi:...

She clicked on her mailbox and found--

"300 sets of mock exams for the History Department of Youkexin University", "300 Exercises of the Geology Department of Yabel University", "300 Chapters of the Mandarin Collection of the Royal College of Karting", "3000 Political Cases in the World History Collection"... there are nearly 100 set.

Yu Xingmi:...

It is worthy of the 286 hunter exams, the real test thief Nima! It's definitely not finished in half a year! Oh my god!

On the other end, the restored Spider Six·Knight raised a bright smile, shaking the hunter license in one hand, and texting Paliston with the other: "Vice President, thank you so much."

Paliston smiled and replied: "Why are you polite~~ Compared to her who has not yet become a "hunter," you are naturally more worthy of me as a "hunter"!"

The knight, a member of the spider, took the "Hunter Exam" in his early years and successfully obtained the hunter's license. He obtained a large amount of information from the hunter website through the hunter license, and made a great "contribution" for the Phantom Brigade to avoid the hunter association's pursuit.

Palistron, on the other hand, has kept in touch with the knights for a long time, and has made a lot of transactions with the Mirage Brigade through the knights.

Both are perverts, both villains, and the same "victims" who were secretly pitted by Yu Xingmi. It is rare for Yu Xingmi to put the handle in their hands, not wanting to be tricky, how can he be worthy of the harm he has suffered Woolen cloth!

Knight: "Vice President, are you sure that those useless things can hold her for half a year?"

Palistron: "I'm not sure~~"

Knight: "It doesn't matter, it's useful in the short term."

The Phantom Brigade will leave Youkexin in the near future, and if there is no need to set foot in this area, let alone run into troubles, and then run into Yu Xingmi in the streets and alleys.

Facts have proved that encountering Yu Xingmi is simply the brigade’s greatest misfortune ==

Counting the people in the brigade who were "killed" by her, the hardest-hit areas were concentrated in Kurolo, Hiso, him and Feitan. The rest were also pitted one by one, especially Parker...

Since Parker told them that "Yu Xingmi seems to be more interested in women", she can no longer fall asleep. The weight of her dark circles under her eyes has already matched her head.

In order to prevent Yu Xingmi from going to the street to buy reference materials and have an unexpected "encounter", the knight decided to buy a stack of test questions at his own expense and mailed it to her, trying to pit her in Yabel without taking another step!

too difficult……

The brigade had a hard time.

Yu Xingmi made a study plan, arranged working hours, and sent a team invitation to Yilumi according to the official notice of the "Hunter Examination", hoping that Missy could "study with her" and create a bright future for the golden rice bowl. !

Ilumi firmly refused, and initiated a team invitation to Yu Xingmi based on the "Beat the Enemy Deacon Recruitment" activity, hoping that she would "abandon the bright and cast the dark" and work with him to create the glory of beating the enemy!

Yu Xingmi refused without hesitation and chose the hunter without hesitation; Ilumi had no choice but to talk about tuberculosis and sell Amway.

Ilumi tilted her head and felt very confused: "Xingmi, since the killer is allowed to exist, it proves that there is a dark structure in the world. This is a normal state, why are you so repulsive?"

"Including murder, including being killed. Even the hunter license you obtained has immunity to murder. Even from the moment you enter this world, you should have the consciousness of ‘the weak eat the strong’.”

"You are in contact with fickle creatures-humans."

Yu Xingmi brushed the question without raising his head: "So what? What are you trying to convince me?"

"Because killers are allowed to exist, because society is composed of darkness, so I have to recognize it, recognize it, affirm it, and also find a reason for its existence-the name of beauty is'normality'?"

"I don't understand."

"Who stipulated that this is a ‘normal’?"

Yu Xingmi wrote it down, thinking of the idea of ​​solving the problem in his mind, but he was confused by Ilumi's three views: "I always think that the reason why people are called'people' is different from him. The biggest difference between animals is the bottom line of reason and morality, emotion and self-restraint."

"You told me that'the weak eats the strong', are we still living in primitive society?"

Ilumi stared at her quietly, the empty cat's eyes with obvious...the beating disapproval of the enemy, and the personal dazedness.

He said: "Civilized society will not change this nature. Where there are benefits, there will be fighting, where there are humans, there will be killing."

"Predation is the nature of human beings. It is also an instinct to kill things that threaten oneself."

"The killer exists because humans need him to exist."

"Relying on killers to maintain the delicate balance between forces is a common method."

"Xingmi, no one thinks this is an abnormality."

"But I think." Yu Xingmi sighed, "If I choose to be the deacon who beats the enemy off, what can I do in my life?"

"Kill, be killed?"

"Then, to be hated, hated, chased and killed?"

"After that, stay forever trapped in the area of ​​the Withered Slaughter Mountain and become one of the big family of killers. Life will not be uneventful from now on, turning yourself into a meat grinder?"

"Sorry, I refuse."

Yu Xingmi continued: "What if I become a hunter?"

"First of all, I will be respected; secondly, I don't have to cover up when I do things; thirdly, I will not bear a debt of conscience; and finally-the profession of hunter is the profession closest to the ‘superior’, right?"

"If one day I am dissatisfied with the world, dissatisfied with the system, dissatisfied with the society, I can change it through my profession and ability."

"But become a killer..."

"Rumi, tell me." Yu Xingmi looked at Ilumi seriously and said, "After becoming a killer, how do I get recognition from others?"

"How to implement my thoughts and policies?"

"How can I make them believe that I am not a demon who treats human life like a stubborn devil?"

"the most important point is……"

Yu Xingmi said, "Rumi, do you really think the job of'killer' is very good?"

Ilumi didn't speak, as if he was weighing something, and as if he didn't think about anything.

He suddenly asked: "If... you are a hunter, I am a killer. Our roads are going in the opposite direction, and one day there will be conflicts."

"Will you kill me?"

Yu Xingmi suddenly changed from a serious face to a dead fish eye.

To tell the truth, a pot of LV.1 dared to tell her to do something, do you think you are living too long?

Yu Xingmi's mouth twitched: "What am I doing to you?"

I poked my finger and you are gone!

"It's going in the opposite direction, the earth is the sister of the circle! Even if we go back to back now, we will still meet in the end."

"Even if you want to be a killer..."

Yu Xingmi looked at him and said seriously: "I will also pick you up from the plasma, wash it for nothing, and send it to the labor camp. Then, I will take the beating off the enemy and send it to the desert to plant trees."

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi stopped talking and continued to write the question: "If it's okay, don't do it."

"Look at the question I'm doing now-humans don't step into the same river twice, things are always moving forward."

"Work around, how do you know that you have to do the'killer' business for a lifetime?"

"How can you be sure that there will be no'changer' in beating the enemy Hakka?"

"You also said that humans are the most fickle animals."

It was night, around two o'clock in the morning.

Yu Xingmi's breathing has been gentle and long, apparently in deep sleep. However, she didn't seem to be asleep, cold sweat kept coming out of her forehead, as if she was trapped by a nightmare.

Ilumi did not sleep, nor did he want to sleep.

He sat on the bed ghostly, and for some reason, Qi Ya and Yu Xing's overlapping faces appeared repeatedly in his mind, and they...the same stubbornness.

At the same age, he chose to compromise.

Qi Ya screamed: "Who wants this kind of home! Who wants this kind of family! I just want to make friends! Why do you want to make decisions in my life! I hate being a killer, don't you understand? "

For the same brainwashing, he chose to hibernate.

Qi Ya resisted: "I don't want to kill people who have no grievances and hatreds, and I don't want to be hated anymore. In your eyes, do I deserve to be only a killer?"

Similar to Yu Xingmi, it's just that Qiya's true maturity is still at least ten years away.

[Even if you are a killer, I will fish you out of the plasma...]

Scoop you out of the plasma.

Ilumi:...

The best thing in the world is the "promise", eh.

The young master inexplicably entered a "mourning" mood that he didn't know, and Yu Xingmi, who had a nightmare, was surrounded by ghost videos. It's like a drowning man, struggling in a mudslide and can't get up.

I don’t know if it’s because she has been doing too many questions during the day, or because she has experienced too many weird things, or because of an occupational disease in her previous life. She dreamed of which handsome guy was not good in the middle of the night, but—

At this moment, she saw You Kexin's night breeze on the tall buildings, and a bright moon hung high.

The moon thief is big, like a banana full of brotherhood. At the same time, the BGM dedicated to Sailor Moon sounded, so the night wind blows even harder!

Immediately afterwards, she actually saw a knight with long golden hair, wearing a golden sailor suit, stepping on ten centimeter high heels and jumping out, posing in the classic pose of a beautiful girl.

Said: "I am Venus·Xia Ke!"

Then, she saw her golden master Paliston jumped out in a green sailor suit, her golden master, Paliston, with her muscular thighs together, and she was full of girlish breath.

Said: "I am Jupiter Palliston!"

After that, she saw the scumbag of Kulolo popping out with a gentle face, wearing a blue sailor suit, and chuckling softly: "I am Mercury Kulolo!"

She saw his red-haired Heisso popping out in a red sailor suit, shaking his poker, and walking enchantingly: "I am Mars Heisso~~um~~"

Finally, she saw Rumi the dog jump out with a double ponytail, holding the Balala magic wand with a blank expression, posing with classic orchid fingers, and said: "I am Sailor Moon Rumi!"

Hell there is a little girl Curt I met before: "I'm Little Rabbit Curt!"

In the end, they all lifted up the skirts, revealing the mosaic part of the sacred light, and said in unison: "We are-the scum pervert warrior · women's clothing gang!"

"The future of this world will be saved by us together! On behalf of the moon, we will punish you~~"

Yu Xingmi:...

She was awakened alive! Damn it!

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PS: Yu Xingmi: After I am sober, I think this video can be popular, um, arrangement!

Perverts:...

Curt: ...I endured pain that I shouldn't have at this age.