Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!
Chapter 82: Eighty-second money
Due to force majeure such as thunderstorms, bird flocks, and out-of-control engines, the airships of flight C123 eventually deviated from the established track and landed in the wilderness.
A total of 168 people on the boat, excluding 8 crew members, leaving only 2 college girls unscathed.
The remaining 158 candidates had to withdraw from the Hunter exam due to varying degrees of mental damage, and are currently paralyzed in the forest waiting for the association's rescue.
Yu Xingmi sipped the mineral water lightly, flattened his suitcase and sat with Ilumi. His eyes swept across the sorrowful candidates, and then looked at the crew members quietly, silent for a long time.
After a while, she whispered: "None of the crew members were injured..."
Ilumi explained: "They are trained and experienced. Every airship is equipped with an emergency system. As long as it is not an explosion, it is easy to avoid injury."
"Really?"
After a while, she whispered: "The 158 candidates are paralyzed, are we a bit conspicuous?"
Ilumi calmly said: "The main reason is that the seat is dominant. The window is open, there are few people around, and we still wear seat belts. The second reason is that adult women have a body fat rate of 25% and are very soft. difficult."
"Is that so?"
After a while, Ilumi pinched her calf severely and showed the bruise to Yu Xingmi: "I was also injured, but to a slight degree."
Upon seeing this, Yu Xingmi took a sigh of relief. Anxious Shengzhi pinched his waist and hurriedly lifted his clothes and said, "I realized that my back hurts, so I knocked it out!"
As a result, Heguang Tongchen, 160 candidates were injured collectively ==
Not long after, Yu Xingmi sighed: "To be honest, this road is a bit abnormal, so there is no such thing as a force majeure factor..."
Ilumi nodded and said: "The airship is out of balance because of man-made. The 158 examinees on the boat walked around at will, creating chaos, and did not follow the arrangements of the flight attendants. It is normal for accidents to occur."
"Chaos causes imbalance, imbalance leads to derailment, and encounters bird flocks on derailment, which is a chain reaction caused by the accident."
Yu Xingmi:...
No wonder you said that you are ready for the hunter exam. Is such a rational and well-founded "scientific explanation" really a scholar who has broken through thousands of books?
What can she do?
Yu Xingmi closed his mouth, and Ilumi calmed down.
He seemed to have entered a cat's daze time, playing back chaotic scenes in his mind over and over.
The "mind" full of vitality is condensed into rain, which spreads over the sky. The airship locked by "Nian" is like a prey driving into the mouth of a beast, with nothing but bones left.
He felt the pressure of the mighty sea.
Great grandfather Maha, great grandfather Jie Ge, and grandfather Jen Nuo are among the best. But no matter how powerful they are, they are not so strong that they can turn their thoughts into rain.
Concentrate the vitality to materialization!
Can Nanica do it?
The most terrible thing is that Yu Xingmi at that time was too cold, as if completely abandoning the emotion of "human"... This state was even more terrifying than Nanica's "forcing" on people.
"Forced" can still use rules to avoid and transfer, but once she loses control, nothing can stop her destructive power, no!
And the way to stop her running away is so simple, it's just to put the "human" standard on the table.
Ilumi's cat's eyes were dark and he put away all his minions.
Even so, there is the possibility of a car overturning at any time, he really still...does not want to let her go!
Ah, suddenly I understood his persistence a little bit.
If you can end up in the hands of the "Apple" you are pursuing, it is another kind of perfection, right?
About three hours later, the exclusive rescue plane of the Hunters Association arrived at the scene. They transferred the eliminated candidates in batches, and by the way sent Yu Xingmi and two to a desert island... which is very far away from Kent.
The helicopter driver kindly reminded: "You must be sent here! There is the only villa nearby. Only seven candidates can enter the venue!"
"I wish you a happy stay~~"
As soon as the voice fell, the helicopter rose into the air.
The driver blew his whistle and waved goodbye, walking rather unhurriedly. The helicopter slowly turned into black spots, roaring from near to far until it was no longer heard.
Yu Xingmi blinked: "All seven candidates..."
Yabel's exam was normal, no different from the exam he had taken in his previous life. Why is the recruitment of civil servants in this different world so flamboyant and mysterious?
Shouldn’t it be about issuing test papers, scoring the papers with a unified machine, calculating the proofreading scores, then dividing the admission file, notifying the re-examination interview, and taking photos to obtain the certificate?
What the **** is the Dragon Ball gathering in the villa on the deserted island!
Ilumi rescued the scene in time: "It should be a test of teamwork."
"teamwork?"
"Well, maybe it's a test of the examinee's morals." The young master continued, "It is normal for multiple people to live in the same villa because of competition and interpersonal frictions."
Yu Xingmi was taken aback, and immediately realized!
The driver confessed that "seven candidates should be gathered together", in other words, one less candidate will not work.
But when the other candidates entered the villa, how many of them entered the villa, what personality they were and whether they would get along well or not are unknown.
So the point is here. Before the seven people are gathered, all the candidates have to stay together. Who is responsible for cleaning the house as small as the sanitation, and how to allocate the rooms in the villa is the source of contradictions.
Even if the toilet is blocked, whoever should fix it, whoever uses the bathroom first... Emma! This is the scourge of tearing eggs!
If some individuals have extreme emotions, it is not impossible to copy a kitchen knife to kill someone. It is simply an exam version of "Thank your roommate for not killing" ==
That’s right, candidates should be a combination of comprehensive development of “ethics, intelligence, physical education, art and labor”. Although this method is a bit weird, it is really reasonable to use it to test morality!
In case you reject someone or treat someone ill-advised, when the helicopter sends the candidates the next time, the other party will do nothing and say "I don't want to take the hunter exam anymore"!
So, after one person is gone, don't they have to wait for the next candidate to make up seven people?
Today is January 1st, and the test is January 7th. It is possible that one will be delivered a day, and it just happens to be full...
Crazy begging!
At this time, Yu Xingmi regretted a bit.
She was puzzled by the information provided by the "system", and thought that the airship would directly send the candidates to the pilot, so she didn't abduct Lumi to another means of transportation to Kent.
Unexpectedly, the information provided by the system really echoes the dog-like style of the hunter exam!
And after she entered the villa, she found that she was really thinking about it!
This duplex villa has only three rooms, of which only one is facing the sun and the other two are shaded. The bedding in the shady room was still damp and moldy, giving off an unpleasant smell.
What is even more unbearable is that there are a few brown bread left in the refrigerator...
Ilumi said: "Well, rooms, food, and bedding must be distributed. The food is obviously not enough. Maybe you have to hunt on the desert island."
Yu Xingmi:...
"So, what did Xingmi decide to do?" Ilumi gave her the right to choose. "We are just'ordinary people'. If the occupant is a malicious villain, what shall we do?"
"Would you like to take up food first?"
The eldest master's eyes fixed on the brown bread.
Unexpectedly, Yu Xing closed the refrigerator door disgustingly and put the suitcase away: "I have a chance to go to the desert island, why do you eat this kind of garbage! Go, I'll take you to find delicious food!"
Ilumi tilted his head: ...?
Immediately afterwards, Survival on the Deserted Island completely crooked its trajectory.
Yu Xingmi: "Want to eat candy?"
Ilumi nodded obediently.
Yu Xingmi lifted a clay pot from the ground and rushed into the dense forest like a whirlwind. Ilumi looked at the woods, then at the moldy sheets...
A few seconds later, the eldest master, who was not touched by the sun, squatted down on the bank of the stream and rubbed the sheets.
"Tear and pull--" The sheets are broken like the water supply system of the villa ==
Ilumi was silent for a moment, took out the two reading needles, and began to sew and repair with painstaking effort.
Half an hour later, Yu Xingmi brought him back a clay pot full of honey.
Yu Xingmi: "Want to eat meat?"
Ilumi should be well-behaved.
Yu Xingmi picked up a kitchen knife and rushed into the cave excitedly. Ilumi looked at the cave, and then at the wild vegetables at his feet...
After a while, the eldest master, who never did rough work, cleaned the wild vegetables without complaint.
Washing and washing, Ilumi quickly dropped a needle with his eyes and hands, and killed a caterpillar!
It's a pity to throw it away, do you want to bake it?
After a while, Yu Xingmi dragged a fat wild boar back with a **** expression: "Rumi! What a coincidence! This pig actually crashed and died in front of me!"
Ilumi:...
He quietly threw away the caterpillar.
As of the evening of the second day, the bedding of the villa had been completely renewed, the refrigerator was filled with food, and even the buckets were filled. At the same time, the sound of the propeller sounded, and two more candidates were put on the desert island.
A red-haired flamboyant, holding a poker and stepping on high heels; a cold and evil spirit, holding an umbrella and stepping inside to increase height.
The former's perversion has **** with the years, the latter's height freezes time.
They are Hisuo and Feitan, one in order to see the golden apple and obey the rules step by step; the other in order to prove that I am not counseling, and reluctantly do not kill.
Hearing the driver’s friendly reminder of "collection of seven candidates", Hisoso gave a weird smile: "Um~~collection of seven candidates, but I didn’t say that we must be alive~~"
Feitan sneered: "Kill save trouble."
Hisuo licked the poker: "No way~~People don’t know how to cook and wash~~"
"Hey!" Fei Tan frowned, he really couldn't get along with Hisuo, but this clown was a spider anyway, "Then you can throw it away after you finish using it."
"OK~~"
With the concept of enslaving people, Fei Tan touched her head, and quickly pressed the cap to protect her precious hair. The wind from the helicopter is so strong that hair loss is not beautiful.
For some reason, the commander Mingming returned Saitama's "Nian", but the shadow of the bald head has always been around the brigade.
Their hair became very fragile, occasionally growing ten strands and then losing a hundred strands, which was tortured.
He managed to raise an inch, but he couldn't... uh!
Feitan stared at Yu Xingmi at the door of the villa with a twisted face.
The hand stroking the buntou trembled slightly!
A year ago, Nieyuan was a long train. From the front of the car, he was slapped into the lake.
Half a year ago, Nie Yuan was a bunch of short dumb hairs. He ironed his head and was beaten to tilt his head.
Now, Nie Yuan is a mediocre exam. He cocked his head, probably turning around.
Fei Tan:...
Hiso's eyes widened, staring at the red and golden apples excitedly.
This hand twirling the poker, trembling like a Parkinson!
In this compartment, Hisoso throws a light-sensitive wave, and flies to the sight of death. In that compartment, Yi Lumi replied with a blank expression, and Yu Xingmi said that the road of the enemy is narrow.
She remembers Hisoso, because Hisoso scumbags Quelia!
She remembers Fei Tan, because Fei Tan cut her hair!
She even remembered that the essence of "Bear Child" was a human face spider...
Friendly reminder from the driver: "All seven candidates are gathered~~"
So the problem is that the only candidate who is sent to the deserted island by helicopter is the examinee. What if she solves the "human" disguised by the human face spider here, and can't get the Dragon Ball in the later stage?
In other words, neither Hisuo nor the Human Face Spider seem to be able to move...
Can't move, then...
Then forget it, what can I do!
Is it possible that after throwing these two away, the hunter's exam is for nothing?
Feitan held the umbrella and subconsciously assumed a fighting stance. His face was thick-skinned, and he gave Yu Xing Mi a kiss and chuckled, "Don't you invite us in?"
"We want to gather seven people~~"
Ilumi stared at Hisuo's hand that was blowing a kiss, and Yu Xingmi rubbed the skin of the chicken with bitter coldness.
After a while, Yu Xingmi said, "If you want to come in, you can; live together, you can. But you have to work, such as... Xisuo, do you know how to repair the toilet?"
Hisoso:? ? ?
Yu Xingmi looked at Feitan again: "Who..."
"Fei Tan!" Fei Tan stared at her coldly.
"Okay, you have cleaned up the weeds next to the villa."
Fei Tan: "Why do you listen to you?"
Yu Xingmi tilted his head: "If you don't pull the weeds, I will pull out your hair one by one."
Fei Tan:...
Therefore, Feitan and Hisuo, who had the idea of enslaving people, were enslaved by Yu Xingmi on the first day they came to the villa.
At that time, Ilumi set an example and graciously carried the vegetable basket to the stream: "I'm going to wash the vegetables."
Hiso X Feitan:...
Is this beating an enemy guest?
After that, while Yu Xingmi's hand picked up the knife and slashed the wild boar, Hisoso stepped on the high heel and followed into the toilet, while Feitan carried an umbrella and was drowned in the grass.
They do have the ability to leave the villa and become self-reliant, but... why!
Are you afraid of her?
Bah, don't leave, just stay, just add a block to her!
Feitan ignited the weeds, and smiled strangely in the blazing fire: "Heh, it's almost burning to the villa."
Yu Xingmi:...
Hisuo stepped into the toilet, took a deep breath, and sighed, "Oh~~It's so refreshing! Oh, I accidentally removed the toilet~~"
Yu Xingmi:...
That night, the dinner table.
Yu Xing, who hadn’t shorted his food and Feitan’s food, nibbled the pork chops and asked casually, “By the way, after obtaining a hunter’s license, is there immunity from murder?”
Ilumi nodded: "Well, why does Xingmi ask that? If you want to kill someone, just go to beat the enemy guest and place an order."
Yu Xingmi smiled meaningfully, and stared at Hisuo and Feitan "lovingly": "I think there are some things, it's more sense of accomplishment to do it yourself."
The blackening value soared by 10%!
Hisoso:...
Fei Tan:...
On the third day of survival on the deserted island, the toilet was repaired and the land next to the villa was also completed.
In the afternoon of the third day, the fifth candidate "Hanzo" was dropped on the island and became another victimized "serf."
When I first saw Hanzo, the villa group of four was taken aback. There is no other reason, Hanzo looks so much like the "serious face" Saitama! Not to mention ten percent, it's like ninety-nine percent!
Xisuo's toilet cleaner dropped, the sweet potatoes dug by Feitan were squeezed, and Ilumi's vegetable basket was overturned. Yu Xingmi looked at his...'s bald head without a word, and asked, "Do you have a brother named Saitama?"
Hanzo scratched his head: "No."
Hisuo picked up the toilet cleaner, Feitan began to gnaw melons, and Ilumi picked up the vegetable basket.
Yu Xingmi: "Can you hit Hisoso with one punch?"
Hanzo: "Impossible!"
Hisoso went into the toilet to clean, Feitan poked the sweet potatoes with an umbrella, and Ilumi went to wash the vegetables.
Yu Xingmi: "Well, yes, then you are responsible for sweeping and mopping and dusting."
Hanzo:...
I always feel like I missed some precious opportunity?
In the villa on the fourth day, everyone still performed their duties and was in peace. At noon that day, two more candidates were arranged to go to the desert island. At this point, seven people are complete.
As of 0:00 on January 6, the helicopter of the Hunter Association arrived on the deserted island and picked up the seven people in batches.
Yu Xingmi and Ilumi were arranged to leave at the end.
At 8 o'clock in the morning on January 7, Yu Xingmi and Ilumi formally arrived in Kent, and under the leadership of the driver, they entered the steak house. After the signal of "slow fire and warm roast", they got "301" and "302". Two number cards.
After that, through the long elevator, they came to the 100th floor underground-the hunter exam venue!
There are no classrooms, no desks, no invigilators and announcement announcements.
Only a large group of candidates stood here with knives and guns, guarding each other, and the atmosphere was dull and anxious.
Yu Xingmi:...
The hand holding the 2B pencil, trembling madly!
The author has something to say:
PS: Yu Xingmi: Do me a favor.
Ilumi: Huh?
Yu Xingmi: Help me find the dogbi who sent me a bunch of electronic exam papers. I want to screw off his head!
Ilumi:...
PS: The knight who is going to the toilet: hiss...Suddenly I feel a bit cold in my neck, why is it fat?
PS: Because there are rules to avoid the plot of the original as much as possible, the content of the Hunter exam will be modified a bit. I feel that everyone is struggling with the question of "ordinary people". That, the simple explanation is-ordinary people are the constraints and pledges Yu Xingmi gave to himself.
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