Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Daminy Wetland, also known as the "Relics of Lost Merlot", is a virgin forest with an unknown country and a vast area that has not been cultivated by humans for thousands of years.

In fact, humans have "conquested" Daminie Wetland more than once.

But no matter who marched toward the wetland, how many people went to, and what weapons they carried, they all ended in failure without exception.

In other words, failure is an inevitable result.

Daminie Wetland is surrounded by dense fog all the year round, the terrain is complex and changeable, and there are devouring monsters and plants that thrive.

Maybe it is easy for humans to capture, or human flesh and blood are beautiful. During the millennia of evolution, Warcraft and Plants have gradually awakened wisdom and language, and have also derived a set of methods to capture humans.

They will pretend to be humans or food, induce and confuse people, and then hunt and kill people.

The environment is like this, year after year. Daminie Wetland eventually became a taboo "devil hunting ground" and "tomb of the living."

Until three hundred years ago, the "Hunter Association" was first established. After a ten-year inspection of the wetland, the savvy people formed a team to live in the wetland.

It has a new name, "The Lair of the Fraudster". And under the acquiescence of all forces, it was accepted as one of the common examination rooms by the Hunter Association.

And Daminy Wetland, almost completely retains its wildness...

This wild existence made Yu Xingmi really hungry.

Examiner Sats stood at the forefront of the brigade and warned the candidates: "Follow me through the wetlands and be careful not to lose them. The Lost Merlot Ruins are also known as the "defrauder's lair". The monsters here like hunting in human skin. "

Before he finished his words, he saw a scarred examinee crawling out of the rock with a grim expression and a stern voice: "Don't be fooled! This guy, this guy..."

He pointed at the examiner Sazi: "This guy is a man-eating beast'Human Face Ape'!"

"Don't run with him!" He shouted hoarsely, "He just wants to trick you into the lair and eat it!"

"The real examiner has been killed by him!"

There was a thunder on the ground, and everyone could not find the north.

The examinee tried his best to support his body, dragged a monkey with a "Sat" face, pink hair on his head and a long tongue out from behind the rock, and said loudly: "This is the examiner!"

"Drink!" the candidates exclaimed.

Yu Xingmi:...

monkey? Damn it, are you a joke sent by a monkey? Who would believe that a monkey is an examiner!

Don't say it, someone really believes it ==

She heard someone whispering, saw someone guarding, and someone cast suspicious eyes at Sa C. For some reason, the examinee did not hold any doubts about the "examiner is a monkey" matter, and even thought it was possible?

What the hell!

That's a monkey, but disguised as Sazi's face... Uh, monkey? !

Yu Xingmi's eyes flashed a hungry wolf light instantly!

Just as the "candidate" yelled that Sa Ci was a monster, and intended to provoke the antagonism between the examiner and the candidate, Yu Xingmi suddenly turned his head to look at Sa Ci: "One question, is the'human-faced ape' a state-protected animal? Is it illegal to kill it?"

Sa Ci: "...No, it doesn't count."

Yu Xing stood up! Squeezing everyone away in minutes, came to the "candidate" strongly, and said loudly: "I believe you--"

The "candidate" looked happy, but unexpectedly Yu Xingmi lifted up the 2B pencil neatly and plunged it into the monkey's skull.

Blood was splattered, and the monkey with his face convulsed twice, and he died silently.

Satz X candidates: ... lead, pencil?

As soon as the monkey died, the "candidate" was immediately covered with a layer of lifelessness. His full face quickly turned gray, and even his torso showed the smell of a corpse that had been decayed for several days.

It is well preserved, without arms or legs. I want to come to the "Human Face Ape" because I don't eat carrion.

At this point, it is clear who is a human and who is a Warcraft.

However, none of the candidates turned their heads to pay attention to Sa Ci, and even Sa Ci himself set his sights on Yu Xingmi. Seems to be waiting for an explanation, explaining how she was observing... uh?

Yu Xingmi squatted beside the monkey, in front of everyone, took out an ordinary utility knife from an ordinary stationery bag.

She pressed the head of the "Human Face Ape" with one hand, and with a little force, she heard the "Human Face" crack with a click, revealing the real monkey face underneath.

Sniffing the tip of the nose lightly, she didn't smell the smell of human blood or meat... That's right, besides the hunter's exam, who would step into the lair of the fraudster?

In other words, the meat source is clean.

Immediately, she had no scruples and began to shave the monkey.

Skilled and fast.

Immediately afterwards, she inserted the utility knife into the monkey's chest...

Satz X candidates: ... utility knife?

Finally, someone couldn't help it: "What are you doing!"

Yu Xingmi said, "Handle food."

Handling, management, food and things!

Everyone's faces instantly violent, and an indescribable "fuck" filled their hearts. I thought that Hisoso was abnormal enough, but didn't expect that there are people who can regard "abnormal" as a normal life?

Listen, deal with food-how natural, righteous, and justified!

Is this what people say?

Who would eat this kind of food!

Don't say, someone really eats it ==

Ilumi understood it from the heart and immediately united the front with Yu Xingmi. He took out two chanting needles from nowhere, took another branch, and then tucked a handful of monkey hair on the ground, and began to dig into the wood to make fire.

"Sneez--" The flames suddenly jumped high, and Ilumi skillfully took the stones to build it up.

Afterwards, the eldest master's cat's eyes looked around and cast a look at the bewildered Qi Ya in the crowd.

Qi Ya:...

The hand holding the skateboard trembled slightly!

Before long, Qi Ya's skateboard was used as a "pot" and placed on the fire ==

Yu Xingmi rubbed the skateboard with grass juice and put the monkey meat on top one by one.

The heating was very rapid, oil stains ooze out of the meat, a scorched fragrance rose with the green smoke, and all of a sudden slipped into everyone's noses.

This, this is!

The sweet green grass juice is mixed with the peppery aroma of fresh meat, exuding the unique fragrance of Daminy Wetland.

They seemed to see a group of monkeys wearing hula skirts dancing belly dance, filled with the vitality of food, rippling out a paradise of taste!

Why, why are the corners of their mouths wet again!

I don't know whose stomach is roaring, and the candidates stared at the monkey meat and sucked their saliva.

Yu Xingmi opened the stationery bag and took out the compasses from it. Use compasses as a "clamp" to turn the monkey meat piece by piece.

Satz X candidates: ... compasses?

Are you here to take the hunter exam or the entrance exam? Hey!

At this time, Sats coughed: "The exam continues."

Unfortunately, no one cares about it ==

Sats:...

This hunter exam is no longer good!

Xiaojie leaned over: "Sister Xingmi, the monkey is so pitiful, can you share me with it?"

Yu Xingmin stuck a piece of meat with the compass: "Open your mouth, ah--"

Xiaojie: "Ah—"

Ilumi stared at the sister and brother who was feeding him, and then cast Qiya's gaze toward the dark cloud to crush the city. He stuck a piece of meat with the needle and beckoned to Qi Ya.

Qi Ya:...

No, I don’t want to eat! do not eat! Take it away!

OK, I eat QAQ...

Hey, it's so fragrant (〃\'▽\'〃)!

Examiner Sats really realized that the Hunter exam really couldn’t be better==

He passed the first long-distance race and selected 405 candidates to only 148 candidates.

I thought that crossing Daminie Wetland was at least half eliminated. Who knew this was on the road, not to mention the obstructing, disguised, and cannibalistic monsters, not even a bird was seen! There are no poisonous plants!

"The Lair of the Fraudster" seemed to have lost its name, and even the thick fog that had not dispersed throughout the year had faded a bit.

What exactly is going on?

Saci led the candidates through the wetland and arrived at the door of the second exam. Seeing that there were 148 candidates in order, he was a little tired while gratifying.

There are so many people, I hope the second exam will eliminate most of them.

"Congratulations, everyone for crossing the wetland." Sa Ci pointed to the large building they had arrived at, pointed to the door and said, "Open the door and go in. It is the venue for the second exam."

"I wish you all the best."

The shape of the large building is like a retro European castle.

It has a beige tower, rectangular windows, dark blue brick and granite walls. The appearance is quite magnificent and gorgeous, full of fairy tale atmosphere.

The candidates opened the door of the castle and saw the delicate lady sitting in the huge garden.

She was about thirty or forty years old, wearing a long dress woven with gold and silver threads, her blond hair was rolled up, and she was also dotted with a lot of round pearls.

The lady lay gracefully in the fur of the giant beast, swaying her feather fan in her hand, her beautiful eyes swept over the examinees present, and she smiled softly: "Hello, I am the song and dance hunter'Stace'."

"It's the chief examiner for the second exam."

Hunters are divided into several types.

There are food hunters, and naturally there will be singing and dancing hunters.

The chief examiner of the second test had originally appointed the food hunter "Men Qi", but she was too busy to get away, so she had to change the chief examiner. This change was replaced by the special song and dance hunter Stace.

Stacey is not the most beautiful woman, but she is the most temperamental woman. She just lay there and did nothing, and the eyes of all the people who were hooked went straight.

She lifted her leg and rested it on the soft cushion.

An upright deacon immediately stepped forward and knelt down respectfully to massage her.

"The content of the second exam is-dancing."

Candidates:...

Stacey chuckled: "I don't have any hobbies in my life. I just want to see a dance that can impress me. Some of you may have never been exposed to dance. Please don't worry. The castle is full of materials, DVDs and clothes for singing and dancing."

"You have five hours to enter the castle, pick what you want, and prepare a dance to show me."

"At nine o'clock tonight, we will see you at the open-air stage at the top of the castle."

Stacey narrowed her eyes: "If your dance can't move me, then you can't pass the stage~~"

"I hope everyone, prepare carefully."

The gate of the castle opened, and candidates poured in frantically.

148 candidates rushed to the information shelf first, and then they pulled a bunch of belly dancing, pole dancing, and striptease lessons from the information shelf.

Candidates:...

Over and over again, it seems, it seems, probably, only these three can be chosen?

Ilumi stared at these three dances, and in Qi Ya's horrified eyes, picked up the "Pole Dance" tutorial: "This should be easy to learn, right?"

Qi Ya:...

I always think you will turn into a washing machine, brother ==

Yu Xingmi: It's over, I can't dance at all, what should I do!

Oh, right!

After equipping "Cangyun", twisting Yangko should be instinct, right?

At the same time, Feitan fell into the "Belly Dance" tutorial!

He has no stomach as soft as a child! He has the abdominal muscles of an adult male! Eight pack abs!

Did Hisoso give him a "belly dance" to humiliate him?

Hisso: "Don't be angry, fly Tan~~"

"Do you know how to dance hip-hop?" Hisoso Jiejie laughed strangely, "If you dance, I can dust you with flour~~"

Feitan sneered: "What are you jumping?"

Hiso kisses the poker: "Striptease~~Why, are you coming to join us?"

Fei Tan:...

I can't show you, I can't show you completely ==

On the other end, Kurapika rubbed his chin and analyzed it carefully: "This exam is specifically designed to test comprehension, execution, and physical coordination, right?"

"Stace didn't clearly stipulate that'cannot dance other types of dance', nor said'cannot cooperate.' So, there should be opportunities to be able to take advantage of it."

"These three..." Kurapika sighed helplessly, "I don't know if I am one."

"Do you have any good suggestions?"

At this moment, Leoli's inspiration flashed: "Do you know the four-member girl group that just debuted recently?"

"Camilla, Camilla! Eh, don't you know?"

"The title song of this women's group is paired with a foursome dance, which is just right for us."

The author has something to say:

PS: Seeing that Xisuo wanted to perform a striptease, Yu Xingmi immediately took out the withered machine and chose to video.

Hisoso:...

Global headlines, just around the corner ==

PS: Many years later, Yu Xingmi contracted Health Di, and many perverts entered the house one after another, and began to maintain health and Di Di daily.

PS: Yu Xingmi: Men Qi, don't supply the meat to the Hunter Association in the future. They actually didn't have a written test in their exams, so I won't sell them!

Men Qi:...