Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

If Hisoso said to him: "Xiaoyi~~I will do your own work for you~~"

It's cold, and Hisoso should go bankrupt.

If Kuroro said to him: "Illumi, I will ask Parker to do the manual breathing for you."

Then it's time for the Chinese New Year to clean up the spider webs.

If Mama Kijo said to him: "Mom's Ilumi, 108 blind daters are going to give you artificial respiration in turn!"

Then, mother, you will lose your Ilumi forever.

The same sentence comes out of different people's mouths, and the meaning becomes completely different.

When Yu Xingmi said "I will give you artificial respiration", Ilumi did not have any feelings of resistance or rejection. Even Mimi's expectation value has risen so much.

It's just that he underestimated Yu Xingmi's well-being and forgot that she is a person who abides by the rules.

Is "artificial respiration" the first time to rescue a drowning person?

No, it's not.

The first thing to do is to rescue the drowning person ashore, untie the shirt, remove the coat, and then put your hands on the opponent's chest and do cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

"Lumi, wake up!"

"Oh, how many do cardiopulmonary resuscitation in a group? Forget it, don't worry, first rescue!"

In a hurry, Yu Xingmi completely forgot about Qixiu's blood-recovery skills. She touched Ilumi's neckline without saying a word, and pulled her jacket in half, revealing the familiar men's vest underneath.

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi's hand fell on his heart. The eldest master finally realized that not only Mama Giju will lose her Ilumi forever, but the whole withered mountain will also lose the most beautiful cat forever.

He opened his eyes in minutes: "Xing Mi."

Yu Xingmi was dull: "Eh..."

He slowly got up, twisted a nail, opened his hands and hugged her into his arms: "Sorry, I scared you. I just wanted to wash away the smell on my body, I didn't expect to be misunderstood by you."

Ilumi hugged her, black hole-like cat eyes staring at the rear. With a light wave of his right hand, a spike pierced through the air, smashing a sniper rifle aimed at him with great precision!

In the jungle, there was a short muffled female voice.

Yu Xingmi hugged Ilumi tightly with his backhand, grabbed a stone, and complained: "Don't make such jokes and don't play pranks in the future, I will be angry! Understand?"

She stared straight at the forest, and gently tossed her left hand, the stone came out like a bamboo, and she slammed the pierced spear accurately, which shook the opponent's arm numb!

In the dense forest, there was a soft hissing gasp of the big man.

Only on the bank of the river, the two embraced each other, and the years were peaceful.

Yu Xingmi: "I seem to hear movement in the forest. Let's go and see if someone has heat stroke!"

Ilumi: "Well, I heard movement there too, maybe someone has a sudden illness."

The two reached a consensus and immediately "separated the qualitative wall" and walked in their respective directions.

Ilumi followed the bloodstain and found the No. 80 gunman Yujie, with five fingers into claws, and calmly threatened: "My surname is'beaten the enemy'."

Royal sister:...

I know the truth. Why do you want to be a hunter when you beat the enemy?

Yu Jie reluctantly handed over the number plate: "If I remember correctly, beating an enemy guest is the number one killer in the industry. You, if you are really beating an enemy guest, why did you choose to be a hunter?"

Ilumi tilted his head: "Your question is really strange. Would you refuse to receive two wages and subsidies? I have to support one person, and I am short of money."

Royal sister:...

"By the way, do you have anyone you want to kill? I can give you a 9.99% discount. Remember to place an order with the beating enemy."

"We will deliver the goods quickly, guarantee your satisfaction, and remember to give five-star praise afterwards."

Royal sister:...

She feels that she is about to recognize the surname "Beat Enemy" again ==

Yu Xingmi found No. 371 spearman along the smell. She took out a ruler and smiled and said, "Believe it or not, I'll knock your head crooked!"

Hook four:...

I know the truth. Why can you be such a strong college student?

Gou Si had to hand over the number plate: "You are better than me, I surrender. But, there is a doubt...how on earth did you do it? Can you become so strong?"

Yu Xingmi tilted his head and said, "Since I finished 300 sets of real test papers, I've become crazy. You deserve it."

Hook four:...

"By the way, uncle, do you have a social account? I still have 900 sets of real questions that I haven't finished. Do you want it?"

"I'll tell you that sooner or later there will be a written test for the Hunter exam."

Hook four:...

He feels that he has to re-recognize the "Hunter Exam" ==

Two minutes later, Yu Xingmi and Ilumi gathered on the bank of the river. They spread out the number cards in their hands and said in unison: "Is this your goal?"

After a pause, I always feel that speaking straightforwardly seems to lack a certain sense of "sacred ritual"——

Yu Xingmi said seriously: "I saved a heatstroke examinee. He was very moved and gave me the number plate."

Ilumi rode read: "I saved a poisoned woman. I didn't want to be a day job, so I snatched her number plate."

Yu Xingmi:...

After finishing the process, Ilumi gathered the number plates and scored 6 points. Yu Xingmi took Zhang No. 80 and scored 4 points.

"Lumi, what are your plans next?" Yu Xingmi asked, "There is a week from the end of the exam. Will you follow me or find a safe place to hide?"

In her selfish mind, she hopes that the two will act together, so that it is convenient for her to take care of "her".

However, she wanted to hunt, track Qi Ya, guard against "Human Face Spiders" and Xisuo Hu, and watch Xiao Jie'an unsafe. If Rumi followed, it might be inappropriate.

After all, what she occasionally does is very dangerous for humans.

Ilumi shook his head: "I have found a place to hide, so I don't have to worry about my food and water sources. If Xingmi makes up enough points, I want to come to me..."

"You can find it too, right?"

"So, the difference is nothing."

If Yu Xingmi really intends to take him into action, he will never test his arrangements. Instead, he should blurt out the line "Lumi, if nothing happens next, I will act with you".

Ilumi understands very well that although Yu Xingmi respects her personal wishes daily, more often than not, she is used to direct orders to do some domineering things.

By the way, she used proper words and spoke softly, and some of her words sounded like acting unreasonably. Unless it's a long time, I really can't notice the difference.

She is often "soft" when making decisions, but she is "rigid" when she acts.

Since she wants to have fun, why should he be behind her?

After that, the two were "sticky" for a while to say goodbye.

Yu Xingmi saw him hiding in the tree hole, and after confirming that there was a lot of fruits from the raccoon, he turned his head one step at a time, and gradually disappeared.

Ilumi sat withered in the tree hole for a long time. When it was confirmed that Yu Xingmi didn't kill a carbine, he slowly rubbed his face, patted his torso, and pulled out the slender needles.

In an instant, the soft arms covered the muscles, the narrower shoulders became wider, the slender neck protruding from the Adam’s apple, and even the height stretched a bit...

"Huh—" Ilumi let out a long sigh of relief, "It's really hard work."

Using the combination of needles and minds to change one's bones and appearance is Ilumi's unique stunt.

Even though "cross dressing" is a must-learn skill for a killer, no one in the family can practice this "chicken rib" so successfully. Neither did his ancestors.

Transformation, disguise, everything is good, but a little tired.

However, there are seven days to rest.

Ilumi's ten-finger bones were alienated, and sharp nails emerged. He walked out of the tree hole to search for dry and soft ground, and then squatted down and turned into a groundhog to dig pits quickly!

Ilumi buried herself, rested comfortably, and was about to sleep until the seventh day.

At that time, Yu Xingmi had found Qi Ya.

She followed him very smoothly, watched the child climb up the tree like a cat, looked around vigilantly, and then dig out the bird's nest with the speed of 12 years of writing questions!

The little white cat stuck between the branches, nibbling on three eggs and a piece of fruit.

When he was growing up, Qi Ya had a great demand for food, so he expanded his hunting range and caught a rabbit.

Yu Xingmi lay quietly on a tree branch, resting his cheek in his hand, and carefully observed.

She saw Qi Ya stretch out her hand, and ten smooth nails suddenly changed and turned into sharp "claws". He lifted his claws and fell, smashed his belly at the rabbit, peeling and removing the skin and bones three times, and his movements were clean and tidy.

He quickly buried his organs, processed the smell of blood, and cleared away the traces. He picked up a large bundle of firewood and hid in the cave.

It didn't take long for a hint of smoke to come down the wind, with an unnoticeable smell of meat.

Yu Xingmi was not interested in grabbing food with the child, she just lay on the tree branch and stretched out her hand, exerting a slight force-Keng! The sharp claws glowing with dark golden light came out, cold and dangerous.

She remembered that this "talent" was the ability to awaken after eating "Nine-headed Gidola".

But this is not the only ability.

The creatures of the Dark Continent have a characteristic. Through feeding, nourishment and assimilation, they can often absorb the power of other species to make up for their own shortcomings and even complete their own evolution.

As a child, she used "ants" as a staple food.

After eating for a period of time, she obviously felt that her physique had become stronger, her speed had become faster, and her defense had improved, and the greatest "talent" that ants brought to her was that her food intake had become stronger.

Therefore, in the years that followed, she could reach the top step by step and become the only ruler of the dark continent.

So the question is, she awakened her talent through "eating", Qi Ya... or what alienated bones does the "beating enemy" behind Qi Ya rely on?

Training, feeding or genetic inheritance, do they have anything to do with the Dark Continent?

About an hour later, Qi Ya got out of the cave. He still seems not full, and is about to go to the stream to catch fish.

Upon seeing this, Yu Xingmi disappeared without a trace, and then looked for a direction, like an ordinary person. When she came to the other side of the river, she "discovered" the hidden Qi Ya, and she deliberately exposed her flaws.

However, instead of taking the opportunity to attack her, the child...

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

As I first saw, the white-haired boy stood in front of her coolly, with his hands in his pockets: "Why are you not with my eldest... Big sister, it is dangerous to act alone."

Yu Xingmi blinked: "You may not believe it, my hunting target is you, 99!"

"Are you afraid, I'm going to grab your number plate."

Qi Ya:...

"Cut." Qi Ya rolled his eyes.

Even though he had seen Yu Xingmi roasted the "Human Face Ape" and knew that she was the first to reach the Pagoda of Jian Ting, he knew that she had actually cleared the long-distance race and was considered a "strong man".

However, Qi Ya has never seen her brave posture of slinging Ilumi, Hiso, Kurolo, the knight, and Feitan (N victims are omitted), so I don’t know that the "sister-in-law" is better than him. fact.

He only knew that Yu Xingmi was Xiaojie's older sister, her elder brother's future wife, her friend's sister, and her own family.

She cleared the long-distance race, walked out of the Daminy Wetlands, and was selected for dancing. She was barely the best among ordinary people, but her force value wanted to be comparable to beating the enemy, it is simply a dream!

Qi Ya put aside his mouth in disdain, but honestly drew out the number plate: "Really, it's up to you."

Having said that, he actually threw the number plate directly to Yu Xingmi!

"Next, give it to you." At this moment, Qi Ya seemed to be possessed by a domineering president, exuding Tom Su's heartthrob halo, "I think it's easy to earn 6 points. It's hard for you to do it, right?"

"These 3 points are for you, keep them safe."

Yu Xingmi caught the number plate and froze in place.

She looked at No. 99, then at her No. 302... Damn, she actually got full marks?

The white-haired boy raised his chin slightly, and said proudly: "Hey, what are you doing in a daze?"

Yu Xingmi: "Huh?"

"Do you think you can keep the number plate?" Qi Ya commanded directly, "Follow me! I'll take care of you for the next week, let's do it!"

Yu Xingmi:...

Why can't I keep the number plate?

"Still stunned, how could it be so stupid?" Qi Ya muttered, "Yes, if you are smarter, you won't see Yilu...Cut!"

Seeing that Yu Xingmi was still wandering beyond the sky, Qi Ya could only get close to her and pulled her sleeves: "Why, do you want me to carry you?"

Yu Xingmi:...

She stared at Qi Ya: "You... are all your killers like this?"

Take the initiative to protect the "weak" women placed on the single, take the initiative to dedicate their number plates, take the initiative to ask people to do good deeds, and take the initiative to form a team.

What about the high cold, ruthless, horrible and bloody?

Qi Ya don't talk: "It's a killer to beat an enemy guest, and not everyone likes to kill."

"I hate killing people!"

"I don't want to continue this kind of life, I want the golden basin to wash my hands, and then become a hunter, grab my family and sell it for money!"

Yu Xingmi: No! Grab it and plant a tree!

At this moment, she and Qi Ya reached a 100% consensus!

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PS: Qi Ya: Why do you hang all the heads of your prey on the tree? Don't you eat?

Yu Xingmi held up his head and held his chest up: Of course I don’t eat anymore. Do you think I am someone who needs to replenish my brain?

Qi Ya:...

He suddenly understood something ==

PS: Qi Ya: What's wrong with Big Brother recently? He beat me several times.

Mi Ji: He was watching "Sister-in-law of Beauty", "Little Uncle of Lonely", "Sister-in-law and What I Have to Say" and so on.

Qi Ya:...

PS: I’m going to be speechless. I checked every time before posting. WAP did not display sensitive words, but after posting, there are blocked words in APP. I will change the mouth of the first few chapters later.==