Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Leoli instructed: "Handsome, you need sunglasses to decorate; body, you need a suit to set off; momentum, you need help from nuns; sexy, just the moment you untie your tie with one hand."

Ilumi stood in front of the full-length mirror, standing tall and outstretched.

The three designers immediately measured up and down with paper, pen and tape, took out special-quality fabrics and cut them on the spot, threaded needles at the speed of a hundred years of being single, modified sewing, stitched embroidery, and finished three suits in just one day.

Young Master: "Do you have anything else to add, Leoli?"

Leoli said dryly: "Actually, the ability to make money is a man's greatest charm."

Ilumi tilted his head, opened the bed, dragged out a heavy safe, and opened it gently.

"Wow!"

I saw countless passbooks, black gold cards, jewellery, antique weapons, special materials...the tide poured out, covering half of the monotonously furnished room.

Young Master: "Is this enough?"

If it is not enough, there are private safes in the back mountains, gardens, lake bottoms, and tree holes.

Leoli:...

You, a rich and rich dog with the smell of copper, are not qualified to talk to such a scented poor man like me!

Mi Ji speaks eloquently: "Big Brother, rich and subtle, he is'high, rich and handsome'; rich and unpretentious, he is a'nouveau riche.'"

"You need low-key color, limited-edition luxury cars that are rare on the market, you need to be equipped with global-restricted, expensive aristocratic watches, and you need high-end leather shoes that show your temperament and show your momentum."

Ilumi stretched out his wrist and ordered the deacon to buckle a watch worth hundreds of millions of jin; with a tap of his finger, Ilumi made the deacon drive a limited edition extended luxury car.

Ilumi raised his foot and put on the soft leather shoes most suitable for Prince Meow. For a moment, he waited until the crucial twelve o'clock like Cinderella, and the shotgun was changed, and the sky was handsome.

Young Master: "Mi Ji, is there anything else I need to add?"

Mi Ji said dryly: "Actually, the biggest charm of a man is to pay the bill."

Ilumi tilted his head: "Kulolo said that the most attractive man can make women rush to pay."

Mi Ji glared at him, "That's the top card of the Cowherd Store."

Ilumi:...

No wonder Kulolo is so popular with women, is he doing this in his spare time?

That's right, how could he say that sentence if he didn't understand this line in depth?

Thinking about it this way, the spider boss is a bit hard.

Relying on betraying his beauty and eloquence to earn money from the ladies, in order to feed more than a dozen people in the brigade, simply endured the pain that should not be endured at this age.

The young master was full of "sympathy" for the spider leader.

Xiaojie said earnestly and earnestly: "Brother Yilu, you must watch her attentively when you talk to a girl. Every word you say must be considered."

"In fact, girls are very soft-hearted. As long as you apologize sincerely, they will forgive you more or less, even a little bit."

"Don't be perfunctory, be sincere. Only in this way can they move their hearts."

Ilumi pondered for a moment, and said, "I understand."

Speaking, we must grasp the main points, sincere and not perfunctory, hit the woman's heart with one blow.

So, doing ideological work, Ilumi, armed from head to toe, led the most beautiful Maomaotian group in the dry mountain, boarded the private airship that went directly to Youkexin, and took the luxury car by the way.

The entourage list is: the fat orange cat Miji as a foil, the puppet cat Curt as an embellishment, and a whole row of deacons as the background board.

The extended version of the cool black luxury car swaggered across the market, observing the traffic rules peacefully, stopping at a red light and going on with a green light.

Suddenly, it began to accelerate, and stopped in front of the target area with a "swipe and pull", and then...regularly stuffed itself into the parking space on the side of the road, occupying two spaces.

Passersby:...

The door opened, and a beautiful long-haired man in a tall suit and bright leather shoes got out of the car.

He is tall and straight, with a dazzling watch. His pure black suit is lined with snow-white skin, his thin lips are reddish, and his expression is cold.

His gaze seemed to lock an area through the sunglasses.

In the next second, he took the steps of the male model, took off his sunglasses with one hand, and slammed it to his side, hanging upside down Mi Ji's suit pocket accurately.

In an instant, the onlookers opened their mouths into an "O" shape, and the beating enemy, Mao Mao Tian Tuan, stepped out of the gangsters who did not recognize the six relatives. In the **** war-torn BGM that suddenly sounded throughout the block, it locked the target and proceeded in a straight line. !

It seems that Moses is sharing the Red Sea, the ultimate boss-like temperament, unstoppable!

Yu Xingmi X Camilla X Quelia:...

I haven't started the war yet, how do I feel like I have lost! Do not!

Quilia looked stern: "On the stage, I haven't lost anyone since I got on the runway."

Camilla's face is serious: "On the typhoon, since I became an idol, I have not been inferior to the predecessors."

Quilia: "Taiwan step and typhoon are both provoked, he is provoking!"

Camilla: "In order to defend the dignity of women, we must not lose!"

Yu Xingmi:...

The atmosphere suddenly became anxious ==

Immediately afterwards, Yu Xingmi saw the sisters next to her clasp her chest neatly, her right leg raised, and she placed it on her left leg in a noble and glamorous posture.

Their backs leaned back slowly, their chins raised three centimeters uniformly.

Putting on the sunglasses, pulling down the scarf, and sneered: "Heh."

Yu Xingmi:...

So the question is, what should I do now?

Ilumi stepped on and came to Yu Xingmi, Curt helped the eldest brother pull the chair away in minutes, and at the moment when the eldest master sat down gracefully, the whole hall suddenly sounded a lyrical version of the theme music, called "Fate Is Destined" ".

Mi Ji let out a sigh of relief.

It's not easy QAQ...

But wait, why do the two women in front of me become more familiar with each other as they look at them?

Curt still wore a delicate and beautiful kimono. He covered his face with a folding fan, showing only a pair of rose-purple cat eyes, and looked calmly at the women present.

Before long, he stared at Quelia's lipstick, earrings and nail polish...

Ilumi said hello: "Long time no see, Xingmi...well, I always thought that stars and models would be very busy, but I didn't expect you to be there anyway."

"Quelia, Camilla."

When the words fell, Mi Ji's eyes widened suddenly, and Curt narrowed his eyes. The former is a surprise, the latter is... After getting the information you want, you start to think about the possibility of success (various colors).

"Oh, this sir." Quelia chuckled, "Do I know you?"

Camilla smiled sweetly: "The first time we met, we are not familiar at all, please don't get close to it, okay?"

Quilia: "Where are we, waiting for our ex-roommate. You sit across the street uninvited like this. Are you a'ex-roommate'?"

Camilla: "I know so much about us, but we don't know anything about you!"

They stared at Ilumi and said in unison: "Hehe, briefly introduce yourself, this gentleman!"

Yu Xingmi X Miji X Curt:...

too frightening! Fortunately, I didn't stand on the opposite side of them ==

Unexpectedly, Ilumi not only stuck to the big scene, but also stuck his mind.

Thinking based on Leoli’s theory of “women wear jeans”, what a woman wants to wear is not jeans, but a man’s affection and affirmation of her.

By analogy, although they said "briefly introduce yourself", it must not be "self-introduction".

Because "self-introduction" involves names, occupations, income, resumes, etc., which is totally incompatible with "simple". If he starts to introduce himself, it will take him a whole day just to receive an order to earn a niche resume.

This does not meet the "simple" requirement, so it is certainly not really necessary for him to introduce himself.

However, grasp one important point "yourself".

In other words, he said the most critical and attractive characteristics related to him, not only simple, but also incisive, and more importantly, as Xiaojie said-sincere and not perfunctory, he immediately pokes the woman's heart.

However, he always remembered Mi Ji's words, rich and subtle, he is "high, rich and handsome"; rich and unpretentious, he is a "nouveau riche."

In other words, their questioning does not require him to prove financial resources, but it must be a marginal ball related to money or numbers.

It can not only highlight his golden life from childhood, but also reflect his strength and capital from the front.

In addition, Xiaojie told him seriously that he must think twice when talking to girls. Every sentence must be considered.

So, can he understand that when girls chat with men, they usually choose to set up traps?

As the cleverest cat in the Dry Mountain, Ilumi will never die in such an obvious "sub-question"!

He will use his excellent understanding and expression skills to give a perfect answer!

Therefore, the correct answer to the question "briefly introduce yourself" should be-

Ilumi looked at Yu Xingmi sincerely, and in a non-perfunctory tone, said a simple number that was implicit and conservative: "18CM."

Three seconds later, the people who got stuck reacted.

Yu Xingmi was stunned for an instant:...

Quilia's expression management failed:...

The pinnacle of Camilla's beauty art:...

Mi Ji instantly transformed from a decadent fat house into a violent face:...Big brother! Do not! Shut up!

Curt suddenly raised his head, with a look of disbelief: ...is the self-introduction of men and women on blind dates like this?

Seeing that the other side lost his voice, Yu Xingmi showed a dazed, a little cute expression.

Ilumi tilted his head, as if to prove something, with such a grievance that Mimi said calmly: "Xingmi, don't you know that?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Do I owe you a debt of love for eight lifetimes? Do you want to claim me in this lifetime?

In short, the amount of information is simply huge!

Suddenly, Quilia, Camilla, Mi Ji, and Curt turned their heads strongly and turned their gazes at Yu Xingmi. They seemed to have turned into famous paintings of "scream", and the exquisite style of painting suddenly became distorted. Abstract again.

what do you know?

How did you know?

You, you two, shouldn't it be...

Five seconds later, Camilla hugged Yu Xingmi's left hand, Quilia hung her right hand, Mi Ji hugged her calf, and Curt tightly hugged her thigh.

And Yu Xingmi, clutching the bag in one hand, she stretched her teeth and claws: "Big dog! Ah! Big dog!"

It is a natural enemy of a lifetime!

"Forget it, Xingmi!" Camilla put out the "two dogs, forget it" posture, "Let's forget it, Ang, when people are young, they will always meet dogs."

"Xingmi, forget it!" Quelia grabbed her, "No loss, Ang, we don't lose that number. Just treat it as the top card of the Cowherd shop in vain, no loss!"

Under the turmoil, the young master confidently went out to meet the appointment, and went home in tatters to shut himself down. The 70% of the Raiders that Xiaojie gave him to reach the target has disappeared without a trace, and it has become a deficit.

Ilumi:...

Obviously every step has been considered, why is this the result?

Is "introducing yourself" really just "introducing yourself"?

He thought for a long, long time, until sunset and moonrise, before turning his eyes to the restricted area deep in the family. There, Naniga owed him a wish...

He has the last bargaining chip.

The moonlight was dim, and Ilumi's black hair rose with the wind. He pulled off his bow tie with one hand, and with a bit of languid fatigue, he stepped towards the darkest place.

"Nanica, I'll take my wish away."

"My wish is..."

Yu Xingmi took a shower and washed away his dryness.

Ever since meeting the eldest master during the day, she has been full of the other party's "18CM", which is almost deadly.

Wow, why do you think about his figure repeatedly? Is it really spring?

Difficult to speak==

She threw herself into the soft bed and covered the back of her head with a pillow: "No, no, I'm not a pervert, I'm a little freshman. A man delays my study, and I hit it once!"

"Tomorrow I will do something big..."

"Meow." Suddenly, a pop-read meow rang out the window.

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PS: Ilumi: Unexpectedly.

Yu Xingmi: Cat...I'm in a bad mood, it's stewed.

Ilumi:...

PS: Oh, I forgot to put yesterday’s comments, I can’t put them all, just pick a few.

[Heart Yarui]: I think this little Jie, I can! Crazy shout!

[Jiajia]: Jay, the little prince of love, the master of strategy, the dog who can talk about love, and the cat is coming to deal with, then a quasi-Flix: Today I am still the most beautiful cub (smile:))

[Hidden]: My mom, Xiaojie, are you missing a girlfriend?

[The whole village hopes Yang Meili]: Lumi may be thinking, "I can do this kind of work for 20 years."

[Zhen Shuying]: The **** cat should give Xiaojie a red envelope of one billion nuns. Without Xiaojie, he can't even chase his wife. Let Xiaojie give the **** cat an emotional intelligence class. Really.

There are many more, not one by one, it is roughly "Xiaojie please marry" hahahaha!

PS: Xiaojie Huiqi is from the original work, not an original creation. In the later part of the new version of Ants, his method of teasing Pum was shocked to me, and then Pang asked the two for dating. At that time, Pang was 24 years old and Xiaojie was 12 years old...