Every Day I Wake Up and See Myself Selling Stupid

Chapter Forty-Three

When he was eight years old

When Aunt Li scolded me for being stupid, I was thinking about a big question. How can people die to look good?

Aunt Li thinks I am stupid, I think it must be because I basically can’t speak a day, so she thinks that although a child like me is a little stupid, there are also stupid benefits. For example, I can’t be pinched secretly. Will file a complaint.

She is stupid. If the complaint is useful, then why would I not speak?

I watched on TV and said that people seem to live about 80 years old, but there are still more than a hundred years old. I have not yet reached the age of eight, which means that I have not lived to even one-tenth now. Just thinking about it makes me feel terrible. Alas, I continue to think, how can people die without pain? I don't want to live for so long.

The next day, an uncle came to our house. Then, Aunt Li was fired. I heard that he was not only fired, but also accused. I heard that child abuse was quite serious. It was... stupid!

By the way, that uncle's surname is Shen, and he seems to have a good relationship with his father, alas...

Hope the next babysitter will not be so stupid.

At the age of nine

I was nine years old, and I still didn't think how to get out of this world smoothly, and once again lived a cheeky year.

The new aunt's name is Zhang Ma, which is not bad, although she is a bit stupid, but fortunately she is timid and afraid to move.

By the way, I forgot to say that something not big or small happened, and it seems that my father has married another woman.

Why is it used like? Oh, that's because I didn't live with them. I lived in the old house of the Su family.

Well, this old haunted house in the legend, oh, the legend of haunting still has my credit! After all, I don't spend all my time thinking about how to die smoothly.

I finally saw that woman today...

All I can say is that he looks very beautiful, and he is aggrieved by my dad, but it doesn’t matter.

Oh, by the way, my father seemed to really think I was stupid, and he was going to send me to see a psychiatrist.

In fact, don't understand the logic inside, can a psychiatrist cure a fool? Well, I don't understand the world of being an adult.

By the way, did I not say that I can go to school.

After I got a legendary result of schizophrenia from a psychiatrist.

Actually, I don't want to go to school at all. What's so fun about a bunch of fools, it's better to let me stay in the old house.

Ten years old

To be honest, I am very upset about the fact that one-eighth of my life has finally passed.

There are still seven-eighths! I feel desperate just thinking about it.

But it’s okay. I found a very interesting thing. I really have another personality in my body. For this reason, I read a lot of books and finally understood one thing, which made me sleep for a long time. The silly psychiatrist who paid a huge amount of money said what he said is true, I really have a split personality.

However, it’s a bit strange that the data I found show dual personality. Usually one of them is dominant, but neither personality enters the memory of the other party, almost unaware of the existence of the other party. The transition from one personality to another is usually sudden at the beginning and is closely related to trauma; afterwards, it is generally only when encountering huge or stressful events, or receiving treatments such as relaxation, hypnosis or venting , The conversion occurs.

But the problem is that when I woke up in a certain afternoon, I found that my body was not under my control, and I have to say that the personality was really stupid.

That personality should be a sub-personality, I guess, so stupid, how could it be a master personality?

Forgive me, it's not that I have to sleep for 18 hours in 24 hours a day.

By the way, she doesn't seem to know my existence, forget it, so stupid she still don't want to know my existence, I hate trouble the most.

By the way, I saw my legendary stepmother today. As always, I have no brains!

Thirteen

Suddenly, life seems to be not as boring as I thought. For example, my deputy personality used to be when I came out during the day, and she only appeared when I returned home from school. It turned out that something fun happened.

One day, I was looking at the blackboard in a daze, and then the stupid one came out.

I looked at her panicked, and suddenly gave up gaining her body. Instead, I let her look around like a little rabbit. I have to say that although she was a little silly, she still looked cute.

Zhang Ma should have already known that I have two personalities, too, one is acting cute to her, talking softly, and the other is not very talkative. Whenever she speaks, she will be heart-warming. It's weird if she doesn't know.

To be honest, I'm very surprised, why are they all alone, and why is that personality so bully?

After I beat the person who bullied this little rabbit to the ground for the third time, I thought.

If it weren't for me, this rabbit must have been stewed. It's too stupid. I guess the rabbit who is waiting for the rabbit must be this stupid relative.

You said, should I let this silly rabbit know of my existence?

Well, forget, she is so stupid, there will be a lot of trouble if she knows it, I don't want to watch her cry.

To be honest, I really can’t understand why she loves to cry so much! That so-called father didn't even consider her a daughter at all, but the silly rabbit could still talk about his father every day.

Also, silly rabbit, it was I who saved you, and it was the food I saved for you. You can still count on that man, it's really a beating! Silly rabbit, next time someone beats you, I will never do it.

The silly rabbit would actually act like a baby to that so-called father, haha...I really won't help the silly rabbit anymore.

Oh, yes, today, that so-called father took the silly rabbit to the hospital.

Why does he think he can get rid of me?

The silly rabbit was already asleep, I raised my head to look at the man in front of me, smiled, "Something?"

This is the third time, each time without success.

"You devil, come out of my daughter's body." The man in front of him was furious.

I smiled, "First of all, although both of us do not agree with this point of view, we must admit that I am also your daughter. Well, I don't want to split personality."

I saw that his expression was really getting uglier and uglier, really, and he didn't care much about the silly rabbit, so why bother.

Then I saw him say to the doctor behind, "Go ahead."

Then I fainted.

This is not the first time. I don't think it will be the last time.

However, this time, I was wrong.

I was really wrong. If I really did not see silly rabbits again because of my slackness and prediction error, I would never do that that day.

In fact, I always joked that I was the master, but I checked the information, in fact, the silly rabbit is the master.

However, it was me who stayed.

I don't know how that stupid doctor did it, but how did my stupid rabbit disappear.

I only sleep for ten hours a day. No one will say that I like strawberry-flavored ice cream anymore, and no one will look around stupidly for fear of being eaten by the people around me.

My silly rabbit...

My silly rabbit...

Without me, would she be bullied? She is so stupid...

I don’t know why I keep alive, maybe I think I should wait for my silly rabbit to come back.

Also, I know why my silly rabbit disappeared.

Shen Lao, right? I will let you understand what it means to be irreversible. hehe.

Don’t ask me why I let the man go. After all, it’s the father of Silly Rabbit. I have to wait for Silly Rabbit to come back. If her father is killed, Silly Rabbit will cry again. It would be too ugly for her to cry.

Oh, by the way, I saw that woman today, hehe, she is hopelessly stupid.

Will the silly rabbit cry because of being bullied in a certain corner now? Think about it... What if I want to kill that woman?