Every Day I Wake Up and See Myself Selling Stupid

Fanwaiyi

I always felt that although I was not particularly clever, but not stupid, until I read the four a4 papers listed by Zhou Pa Piro about the company’s various companies brought about by instigating the flowers of the motherland to pick another flower during working hours. Item loss. I just know that there is really such a kind of people in this world, their existence is to crush ordinary people!

Finally, when I saw various economic losses plus reputation losses totaling 50,000, I finally understood how the nickname Zhou Papi came from...

At this time, I can ask, can we make a 20% discount for the sake of our junior high school classmates?

Well, I admit that I have no spine. I always feel that if I say it, the chance of a 20% discount is not great, but the chance of discounting my legs is not small!

"Not long after graduation...no money..." I have to admit this embarrassing problem, that is, the other person is the same age as myself, has his own business, and now I... talk about it, it's tears...

"..." Zhou Papi curled his lips in disgust, and then said slowly, "I lack a babysitter at home."

"I don't know how to cook..." Well, I think I use the four words that I can't cook to describe myself because I am my own person, which saves myself a face.

"I will." Zhou Papi said calmly.

⊙o⊙)..." Is your nanny invited to see you cook?

"You wash the dishes." Zhou Papi continued.

⊙o⊙)..." I don't know why. At this time, I seem to have only this expression to use. Does your nanny only use the dishes?

"A monthly salary of five thousand." Zhou Papi frowned and said.

*/W＼* I don't know why, I always feel that this kind of good thing hits my head and feels very uneasy. You know, since I was a kid, I have never even tried another bottle! Let alone this kind of pie falling in the sky, besides, I always feel that even if it is a pie falling in the sky, I am sure I can't get a dog!

This pie is not poisonous, right?

"Six thousand."

"Done!" Nima! Even if the pie is poisonous, I ate it! I'm just a pie with diamonds!

"Follow me home after get off work in a while." Zhou Papi left me with a particularly domineering back.

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To be honest, Zhou Papi is not bad, except that he doesn't like to talk.

Cooking is also delicious.

In addition to being very defensive.

Her study was actually unlocked by fingerprints.

Well, I actually didn't really have any interest in the inside at first. As a result, when she did it like this, I was suddenly very curious about what it looked like inside. There shouldn't be all kinds of weapons and equipment, right? Or. Is there a laboratory inside? In other words, it is a stronghold for contact with aliens, or that Zhou Papi took advantage of his incapable communication to eavesdrop on a lot of very dirty, violent and unspeakable information?

Well, it turns out that my brain is too open, oh, no, it should be my brain is too small.

One day when I was in the company, Zhou Papi's secretary came to me.

"The boss forgot to bring a very important document and asked me to get it for her when I go home."

"Then you go!" I'm a little surprised, doesn't the secretary have family authority?

Then I saw the secretary raise his right hand, well, the index finger was injured.

"Forget it, I'll go back with you." I suddenly thought of a question, if one day, Zhou Papi's finger was injured, what should I do?

"Oh, there is also a lip print recognition system that can recognize it, but the boss only recorded the lip prints of two people..."

(⊙o⊙) Lip lines? Isn't it what I think? Nima, it's hard to imagine!

"Are you not asking who is the other person besides the boss?"

Haha... I'm sorry, I always understand the truth that curiosity kills cats.

Then after a few minutes, I understood what curiosity killed a cat!

The study was not closed, and the secretary pushed it open all at once. I was tangled for half a second between watching it or not opening it, and then took a sneak peek.

At this time, I understood what is called a dog's **** head and what is called Tianlei Bianguo!

Nima! Where is the pervert!

Can you imagine what it looks like in a neat study room filled with photos of you?

Except for the bad cold, at this time, I only have one feeling, Nima, Zhou Peipi, where have you collected so many ugly photos of me! Can't bear to look straight!

"Oh, sorry, I forgot to have you..." The secretary got the file and closed the door.

I really want to slap it over. I really didn't see you at all. I'm sorry, your wretched expression has already betrayed yourself, okay?

"Is it touched?" The secretary winked at him.

"……"hehe……

"Let me tell you, Zhou Peipi...Oh, no, the boss is infatuated, and the private detectives have changed several times!"

"..." Your boss has a secretary like you, it's an orphan!

"The boss is so beautiful, has a good temper, and there are not many people who are still infatuated with money. Do you want to consider accepting it?"

"……"hehe……

"Can I say that I don't know anything now?" I really want to know nothing!

I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn’t answer that call from the beginning. If I don’t answer, I won’t be caught by Zhou Papi. If Zhou Papi doesn’t catch the pigtails, I don’t need it. Sign an unequal contract. If you don’t sign an unequal contract, I don’t have to be this lazy nanny. If I don’t be a lazy nanny, I won’t be in such an embarrassing situation...

At this time, I heard footsteps downstairs.

There is an ominous premonition in my heart inexplicably...

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Me and Zhou Papi are together.

Well, yes, it's just being together.

I swear, it was definitely not because Zhou Papi's aura was too terrifying that day.

Well, I admit, it's because Zhou Papi's aura is really terrifying. I deeply feel that if I dare not agree, I will be wiped out in minutes...

From then on, I realized how free it is to be a single dog.

There is no way to go to KTV with colleagues, no way to reunite with classmates, and even the right to go shopping to see handsome men and beautiful women is deprived.

I secretly had a barbecue and sang with a few good colleagues.

Then, got caught...

Nima, I don't want to recall the scene of that day in my life.

Since then, no one has called me with me again.

If this is the case, I can bear it. After all, Zhou Papi needs to travel on business and spends a lot of time abroad.

I'm motion sickness, air sickness, seasickness, um, yes, it's so cool to stun all the means of transportation, it is not convenient to bring me.

However, this is not relief!

Nima! Relying on being the boss who can't move, right? Call bombing every day, SMS bombing is simply annoying!

I seem to finally understand why this manifest has been there for so many years!

Okay, I admit that I have been single for many years. I hate that there is one more person in my life and I hate to be restrained. It turned out to be good. After so many years, I actually found a person with such a strong desire to control?

I'm pretty hard too!

I think I need to put the issue of breaking up on the agenda.

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It's a pity that I didn't break up.

Because the divorce is to be put on the agenda in the future.

I never thought about getting married, but unfortunately, I just got dizzy and got married.

I don't want to say anything, but it seems to me to be like this.

Many times, I feel that Zhou Papi is not a person who loves me, but a feeling of being loved by me. I will repeatedly determine that I love her every day, Nima! Although I have never been in a relationship, I also know that this is very abnormal!

What's more frightening is that I have no resistance to her at all. As long as she shows a little bit of aggrieved and pitiful appearance, I will listen to her. Can I say, this is how the marriage is accepted?

I don't know why it is obviously a domineering personality, and it is also a setting that monopolizes life, but as long as the other party is wronged, I have a sense of self-blame that I am a sinner, and I can't refuse it at all.

so tired……

I knew that we certainly couldn't last long, but I didn't expect the conflict to come so soon.

In fact, it's not too fast, because the two people originally accumulated various contradictions, and this time it was just a fuse.

She doubted that I would leave her.

I think her love is mixed with selfishness and willfulness.

I think it's the limit to be together for five years.

When returning home from the dinner, she was angry all the way.

I can only hehe, I know what she is thinking, but I just don't want to care about her.

I cannot compromise every time.

When I got home, I still uttered this sentence, although it was not as easy as I thought, "Let’s get a divorce."

"??" I saw the shock on her face, and my heart was sour, honestly, I...

"In junior high school, in order to keep your position behind, I almost studied hard. At that time, I thought that keeping the position would preserve the delicate relationship between us. Then you left. Then, I thought, as long as When we two are together, nothing will be a problem. Later I found out that I was wrong. Not suitable is not suitable. Love cannot withstand such torture. You know, every time because of your text messages, or because of you When my insecurity caused me insomnia all night, what am I thinking about? I was thinking how big a mistake was when I graduated with a Ph.D. and then went to your company. I was wrong at the beginning, then stop Right. Love, there shouldn't be so much selfishness..."

I don't want to look at her expression, I'm afraid I will regret it.

I didn't want anything, and left the city alone.

Those small past events, those unspeakable past events, may be wrong in the beginning.

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The first day she left.

Unable to control her head from thinking about what she said when she left.

Never thought that she used to lose sleep all night because of my text messages...

I know that I have always been insecure, and I have always been in control.

"Buzzing..." The text message vibrated.

When I opened it, I only saw a system text message that I couldn't move.

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"..." I was irritated. At first, she wanted to force me to break up in this way, but how could she know that without my authorization, how could the people below be obedient and obedient to the company's business? Carry out reforms of that magnitude.

This is not the first time she broke up and broke up, and I don't think it will be the last.

Until, the next day, I learned that she had gone abroad.

She finally left me behind, just like that year.

She said that I didn't trust her love enough, and every time I endured and didn't ask her back, what qualifications did she have to trust with me? !

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She was away for three hundred and sixty days.

She will not come back. I know, she will definitely not come back.

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