Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Jiang He stared at the sky, distracted for a while.

He first worried about those "immortals" who were about to return for three seconds, and then suddenly remembered... It seems that he and the inheritance left by these immortals were a little...not very happy.

"Not to mention anything else, if the immortals from Penglai Immortal Sect, Qingqiu Mountain and the Nine Great Influences return, they might hack me to death. It would be best not to come back!"

"but……"

Jiang He is a worry-free person. He is very afraid of trouble, so when he encounters trouble or something that may cause trouble for himself, he will think of solving it as soon as possible.

When I thought that Penglai Xianzong, Qingqiu Mountain and the immortals of the nine major forces would not die with me after their return, I couldn't help but feel dizzy!

"The immortals of these sect forces are no small matter. According to what Hu Mei said, to be able to leave behind a sect of orthodox strength back then, at least there were golden immortals, and in Qingqiu Mountain, there was even a big Luo... Of course, the golden immortal People like Luo may not return, but continue to fight in the other world, but if a golden fairy comes back, I'm afraid I will die."

"Even if the major forces don't return the golden immortals, if a family comes back with three or five real immortals, wouldn't there be dozens of real immortals who want to fuck me? Although my sky thunder grenade can easily kill the real immortals, but this The power of the thing is too terrifying, if it is used so hard on the earth, I am afraid that even the earth will be blown up."

After thinking about it, Jiang He finally found that there was only one way to solve these troubles.

That is to hide in the sky and ambush the returning immortals.

"This matter has to be discussed in the long run. After all, I don't know the immortals of the major forces. If I kill them randomly, it would be bad if I accidentally killed the masters of other sects?"

Just as Jiang He thought about it, the prince flew down from a distance. He looked at Jiang He with a strange expression, opened his mouth, and said hoarsely, "Jiang He, how did you do it?"

"How did you do that?"

Jiang He replied, and then he came to his senses... With the help of a trace of power from the star chart, the prince should have known about the disappearance of the "Ying Huo Star", he was a little embarrassed, he laughed, and said: "Mr. Wang, I am also careless."

The corner of Wanghou's mouth twitched...

Anyway, he still feels a little dizzy up to now.

Unintentional?

You accidentally,

Blow up Mars?

Why does it sound like you have the urge to beat someone up?

Seeing the look of the prince, Jiang He shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and said helplessly, "I was also worried that the Heavenly Demons would invade the earth and cause the loss of life, so I made some homemade soil bombs, thinking that I could go to Mars and kill them." How much counts, to fight guerrilla warfare with the army of the Heavenly Demons, never thought..."

Soil bomb?

The prince was expressionless.

God damn earth bomb, how many times have you used this excuse?

At the beginning, your self-made "earth bomb" was still within everyone's understanding, that is, to blow up fierce beasts, to blow up fifth- and sixth-rank warriors, and later to bomb high-rank warriors, bomb the headquarters of the Demon Sect, and bomb Penglai Xian Zong... Now that the sparks have been blown up, are you still making homemade bombs?

Who the hell would believe it?

Jiang He remembered that when he was discovered by the real fairyland powerhouse from the Heavenly Demon Clan, he still felt a little terrified, his face full of fear, and he smiled wryly, "Mr. Wang, you don't know that this time... I really narrowly escaped death."

The prince's expression froze immediately.

He was shocked by Jiang He's bombing of Mars before, and he never thought about what kind of powerful enemy Jiang He was facing. It was an army of millions of heavenly demons, hundreds of catastrophes, and seven or eight Mahayana realms. Ten, there are four Heavenly Immortals, and one True Immortal.

Just about to say a few words of concern, but before the prince could speak, he heard Jiang He say: "At that time I was riding my fox maid..."

"ride?"

The prince couldn't help asking, but Jiang He ignored him and said, "When I rode my little fox to Yinghuoxing, the real immortal and strong man of the Heavenly Demons was giving chicken soup to the army of the Heavenly Demons. Boost morale."

"The little fox and I were hiding in the atmosphere of the sky. At that time, I thought about taking out 100 sky mines first... I made a sneak attack with a homemade bomb, but I was discovered by the real fairyland before I even started!"

The prince's heart suddenly lifted.

Jiang He let out a long breath, and said: "At that time, I was so scared that I dropped the homemade bomb in my hand. I grabbed the little fox and ran away. Fortunately, the true fairy of the Heavenly Demon Race didn't chase me. , and foolishly reached out to catch the falling bomb."

Having said this, Jiang He stopped and stopped talking.

The prince couldn't help asking: "And then?"

"What then?"

"I asked you and what happened?"

"There's no after that."

Jiang He laughed loudly, and said, "Do you think that real fairy from the Heavenly Demon Clan is evil? You are a majestic real fairyland. Wouldn't it be nice to blow up the 100 bombs that I accidentally dropped?"

"The evil pen picked it up with his hands, and then the bomb exploded, killing them all."

Prince: "..."

I am Nima!

Then you say a hammer escape?

He resisted the desire to complain in his heart, but he couldn't hold back his curiosity after all, and asked tentatively, "Jiang He, I'm sorry, can I ask, your self-made bomb... what kind of bomb is it?"

Jiang He flipped his hands over and took out a "Sky Thunder Grenade".

The prince took it carefully, watched it carefully, and found that it was exactly the same as the grenade in the anti-Japanese drama, and there was a lead wire behind the buttocks, which was the kind that would explode when you gritted your teeth, pulled out the wire, and threw it out.

The only difference is that the material of this thing is a bit special, like gold but not gold, and the word "high explosion" is written on it.

"this……"

"Grenade?"

The corner of the prince's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but said: "How powerful is this small grenade? Even if you throw 100 of them out... But Mars is so unexploded?"

However, Jiang He gave the prince a look of caring for the mentally retarded, stretched out his hand and snatched the "Sky Thunder Grenade" back, and cursed: "You know what, I named this thing the Sky Thunder Grenade, of course you can also call it Sky Thunder The high-explosive grenade was refined by me using the method of refining magic weapons, and then I injected the Sky Ray Yasuo captured during the Eight Tribulations and Nine Tribulations into it. Once it explodes, it will be thunderous. For a martial arts expert like you, killing three to five hundred people in one go is just like playing."

"..."

The prince's face turned black.

I don't know why, so it becomes a unit of measurement?

The two of them were chatting here, when they suddenly raised their heads together and looked towards the distant sky, they saw dozens of figures galloping towards the horizon, there were as many as a dozen people in the Mahayana realm alone, in the tribulation realm, the Hedao realm There are nearly 200 people in the environment.

"Master Jiang He, Minister Wang!"

Jin Sidao flew the fastest, landed on the ground and clasped his fists at Jiang He and the prince, and said: "I have contacted Jiuhuazong, Wanjianzong, Taixuzong, Shenlongjia Jiaolong and other forces. They are willing to fight with Lord Jianghe. Against the army of the Heavenly Demons."

instantly.

Many strong men flew over.

The Qing Jiao King from the Jiaolong clan in Shennongjia hurried forward, clasped his fists and bowed, and said, "Master Jiang He..."

He was a little afraid of Jiang He.

Outside the sky that day, the Mahayanas of the nine major powers besieged Jiang He. Although he did not participate in it, he did not help Jiang He, and even secretly sent a message to Jin Sidao, telling Jin Sidao not to "make mistakes". , turned around and poured the blood of the people from the nine major forces, ruled obediently, it is said that Qianku Mountain... Now the Mahayana Realm is dead, and the remaining Tribulation Realm and Hedao Realm are fleeing, and it has nothing to do with the extermination of the sect the difference.

Jiang He didn't care.

He said with a smile: "Fellow daoists, I appreciate your kindness, but there is no need to do this. I wiped out all the powerful demons that landed on Yinghuo Star that day."