Everyone changes their job: Even gods are my material for training dragons
Chapter 46 Thin Dog
Seeing Xu Laoba's appearance, Cao Xiaochun suddenly felt a little pain in his back molars. What the hell did he pay?
This is the eighth floor!
Suppressing the anger in his heart, he stretched out his hand and pulled Xu Laoba up.
No wonder Xu Laoba ran to him so diligently during this period. At first, Cao Xiaochun thought he was interested in his career, but he didn't expect that this was just a drunkard's intention and not the wine!
"Do you know that if you behaved like this in ancient times, you would have been beaten to death by Xu Song, and would have been infamed throughout the ages?"
Cao Xiaochun's eyes twitched, as if he hated iron.
"You can't blame me for this, and I don't want to. I came here to play with you, but for some reason, I went to the wrong door. This is all a misunderstanding!"
Xu Laoba's eyes were a little wandering. Obviously, even he himself wouldn't believe such a reason!
"Then you can still be so virtuous?" Cao Xiaochun smiled disdainfully, looking at Xu Laoba's embarrassed look, feeling extremely helpless.
"I just walked in and the girl poured me a glass of water and accidentally poured it on me. Is this normal?"
"I wanted to dry my clothes and just took them off, but her boyfriend knocked on the door and came back. Is this a coincidence?"
"In order to take care of their relationship as a young couple and not to be misunderstood, I chose to climb out of the window and run away. Isn't this for their sake?"
Xu Laoba stared and said with a righteous face, as if everything he did was a sacrifice he had to make.
…
In response, Cao Xiaochun rubbed his brows and sighed heavily. He had heard this almost identical rhetoric countless times over the years. Even now, he felt a little strange. Why had no one killed this scourge before?
"Okay, okay, sooner or later you will be beaten to death. Just stay here and don't move. I'll find some clothes for you."
"Why?"
Hearing Cao Xiaochun's words, Xu Laoba seemed a little confused. Everyone was male, what was wrong with him?
"You just stayed when I told you to, and you brought so much nonsense?"
Naturally, Cao Xiaochun couldn't let Xu Laoba go out like this. If he was the only one at home, it wouldn't matter, but there was Li Hanyi outside!
He turned around, returned to the room, randomly found some clothes and threw them to Xu Laoba angrily. When the two came out, Xu Laoba was dumbfounded.
I saw Li Hanyi holding a cup, sipping tea, looking at Xu Laoba, something seemed wrong.
"There is someone else in this room?"
Xu Laoba panicked. He didn't expect to see Li Hanyi here, and judging from the very familiar movements, he could guarantee that this woman was definitely not here for the first time.
"Are you that thin dog?"
Li Hanyi raised his eyebrows, looked at Xu Laoba, and said calmly.
Although he didn't see his embarrassed look, he could clearly hear the conversation between the two on the balcony. Although Li Hanyi was not interested in such things, he had heard a little about it since he was so old.
Therefore, the moment he saw Xu Laoba, the sentence "Xi Gou" blurted out.
Conscience of heaven and earth, Li Hanyi really didn't know what this meant, but looking at Xu Laoba's rib-like body shape, this sentence of thin dog obviously suited him very well.
Li Hanyi's words made him stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red as fast as the naked eye could see. He was completely ashamed. Could it be that the two people heard what he said just now?
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry Xigou, the sound insulation equipment in this building is really poor."
Cao Xiaochun laughed out loud on the spot and patted Xu Laoba on the shoulder. There seems to be something slightly pointed out.
"I'll trick you, I'll be a tough guy!"
Xu Laoba stared, and raised his chest instantly, as if to prove the authenticity of his words!
But it has no effect at all. After all, this is something that has been verified personally.
"Okay, Cao Xiaochun, are you worthy of Shui Yunji by doing this? As an elder brother, I advise you to turn mice into juice!"
Seeing that his words and actions had no effect, the angry Xu Laoba began to bite people randomly. In his eyes, Cao Xiaochun clearly had such a beautiful and powerful fiancée, and he was still here to hook up with Li Hanyi.
It looks like they are all living together now!
While Xu Laoba was angry, he was also very envious. This was Li Hanyi, the recognized school beauty, and he didn't know what kind of ecstasy was poured into him by his brother.
In this way, wouldn't Cao Xiaochun kill all the school beauties of No. 3 Middle School in one fell swoop?
As a righteous man, he must strongly condemn this kind of thing!
"Tsk, I wonder what Han Mengmeng will think if he knows your performance today?"
Hearing Xu Laoba's words, Cao Xiaochun smiled, then hugged his chest and said nonchalantly, as if who doesn't have a fiancée these days?
Moreover, your own affairs are completely false, and you, Xu Laoba, are actually named by others.
The name Han Mengmeng was not only fresh in Cao Xiaochun's memory, but she was also very virtuous. Even he himself was often beaten by her when he was a child. Why should others be two years older than them?
Like herself, Han Mengmeng and the thin dog in front of her were also babies.
But what was different at the same time was that the two childhood sweethearts actually fell in love with each other, and Xu Laoba accepted this God-given marriage in his painful youth every day.
Sure enough, when he heard the name Han Mengmeng, Xu Laoba's expression condensed, and a tall purple girl appeared in his mind.
""Don't accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air! "
Even if today's incident was exposed, the man opposite would not be able to beat him to death on the spot, but if Han Mengmeng knew about it, I'm afraid he wouldn't even be able to be a thin dog in the future!
"Hmph..."
"Brother, you are my biological brother. Brother Xu will kneel down for you.
In an instant, Xu Laoba grabbed Cao Xiaochun's hand and said with an ugly expression.
"roll roll roll!"
Cao Xiaochun felt very helpless after hearing Xu Laoba's completely shameless words.
"Okay, brother, the second sister-in-law and the younger brother are leaving first."
After receiving an affirmative answer, Xu Laoba suddenly let go of Cao Xiaochun's arm, quickly walked to the door, said something casually, closed the door and left!
But before leaving, those unintentional words made Li Hanyi stop holding the cup in his hand, and raised his head in disbelief, obviously not believing his ears!
"Second sister-in-law? Did this bastard take the wrong medicine?"
The two looked at each other, looking at Cao Xiaochun's delicate face. For some reason, Li Hanyi thought of the slightly ambiguous scene between the two in the dark forest.
Thinking of this, Li Hanyi's heart couldn't help but falter.
Cao Xiaochun, who was opposite him, also looked a little embarrassed. This Xu Laobao was born with a rebellious nature. Can he say such things casually?
"Well, you also know that Lao Ba is used to speaking freely and loves to talk nonsense, so don't take it too seriously."
Cao Xiaochun touched his nose. Li Hanyi kindly brought a strange copy to share with him. If Xu Laoba messed it up with one word, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
Moreover, if this kind of thing spreads, it will not be good for other girls, and it will not be much better for him, so he tried to explain it to Xu Laoba.
"It's okay, I don't care,"
Hearing Cao Xiaochun's words, Li Hanyi came back to her senses instantly and drank water subconsciously, but her trembling voice betrayed her current state.
"Okay, it's getting late, and I should go back. We'll see you in the suburbs in three days."
Really unable to think of anything to talk about, Li Hanyi drank all the tea in his cup, then stood up in a panic and said goodbye in a hurry before leaving quickly.
Looking at Li Hanyi's back, Cao Xiaochun couldn't help but sigh, what kind of things he encountered every day.
On the other side, Hong Jianjun sat on a luxurious sofa with his father, looking at the extremely excited man in suit opposite him with some disdain.
After the sexy little secretary brought a contract and Hong Tao signed it without looking at it, the person in charge on the opposite side excitedly stretched out his hand and said enthusiastically.
"Thank you, Boss Hong, for your support of Imperial School. Don't worry, you must come to the ribbon-cutting ceremony after the building is completed!"
"You're welcome!"
Hong Tao waved his hand indifferently, indicating that it was all a trivial matter.
…
After the person in charge left, Hong Jianjun turned his head in confusion and looked at his father with a puzzled expression.
"Dad, I got into this Imperial College by myself. I don't need it today. Do you think you have too much money at home to spend it?"
If he was eliminated from the Imperial City School in today's test, he would still understand Hong Tao doing these things, but what the hell now.
"You know what the heck, you're just lucky. You passed the test by chance, so don't show off in front of your forehead."
"The Imperial Capital is not H City, and I can't stay with you all the time. You are also a chef. What if you get bullied after you go there?"
"Well, by doing this, I am investing in advance for you, and it is all about business!"
"Gungungun, I feel so annoyed when I see you, you're a waste of money!"
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