Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

The competition venue, both on and off the stage, was shocked and speechless.

In the silence and dust - under the corpse in the small room, only Ji Changze was still trying hard to introduce the other functions of 301.

"301 not only has the function of protecting the owner, it also has the function of dealing with the aftermath."

As he spoke, Ji Changze calmly took out the mask he had prepared for him and put it on his face. After the mask was put on, he stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of dust, and specially showed it to The audience below watches.

The voice was light and very calm:

"Pollution is serious nowadays. Even our robot competition held indoors will have so much dust pollution."

The audience below: "..."

Do you have selective amnesia? ? ?

Isn’t all this dust because that house was bombarded by your robot? ! !

Ji Changze didn't even look at the question marks on the audience's faces and continued to popularize science:

"A large amount of dust will have an impact on the human body. Inhaling a large amount of dust containing free silica can easily cause nodular fibrosis of the lungs, but if you have 301, the situation is very different."

As he spoke, he said to the robot next to him; "301, turn on the filtering function."

The robot nodded, stepped forward step by step, and opened its mouth wide under the horrified gaze of the audience.

It looks like an ordinary human male. In order to express its identity as a robot, it has no hair, so the iron skull is exposed.

Other than that, he looks completely human.

But open your mouth...

The audience in the audience looked at his big mouth, which was as big as half his head when it was opened, with confused expressions on their faces.

There were even sounds of children being frightened and crying when their parents brought them to watch the game.

Then, in front of everyone, 301 made a sound similar to a vacuum cleaner from his mouth.

Everyone: "..."

They stared blankly at the robot with its mouth wide open, its head raised, making vacuum cleaner sounds in its mouth as it sucked in the air, while walking around and changing postures.

Ji Changze also explained very considerately: "The design of 301 is not rigid. It can perfectly purify the air around the owner, left, right, up and down."

In order to suck up all the dust in 360 degrees without blind spots, 301 has various postures.

Squatting - mouth wide open.

Stand up straight and raise your head - open your mouth.

Lean forward - open your mouth.

Get down on the ground - open your mouth.

Etc., etc.

Think about it, a group of people stood silently in the audience, watching a robot open its mouth as big as half of its head, using its own mouth to do things that you can only imagine and cannot do. Suction dust from the air.

A group of people: "..."

Cheng Yueyang: "...Qinghui, this is what you asked Nagasawa to do??"

Zheng Qinghui was also confused.

It took him a while to regain some ability to make sounds: "I, I just asked Nagasawa to add some home functions to 301, such as sweeping and mopping the floor."

Zhang Zejun: "...Did you say anything else?"

Zheng Qinghui covered his face: "I once said that it would be nice if the air could be purified by the way, but I really just said it casually, you believe me, it's true!!"

As expected, the 301 on the stage has a powerful purification function. Within five minutes, through its efforts in various positions, the dust on the stage that was originally caused by the bombing of the small room into dust was completely gone.

Ji Changze then took off his mask, showed a smile, reached out and grabbed it in the air again, and then spread it out for everyone to see:

"Look, there's no more."

Very convincing - what a ghost!

Isn't the point of this guy coming to a competition, only to have his robot bomb a whole room? ! !

The host has no idea what to do.

And Ji Changze continued: "At the same time, 301's home function is also very powerful. Just like it can purify the surrounding air, 301 can also be used as a vacuum cleaner, and it will independently plan its route to ensure that no corner is missed. "

Zheng Qinghui breathed a sigh of relief.

He quickly said to the roommates and Qi Yishu around him: "This is what I asked him to do. Those before were really not me."

Qi Yishu clutched the light stick in confusion; "You...you asked Nagaze to do this??"

Zheng Qinghui: "???"

Isn't it just a vacuum cleaner? ?

He turned his head and looked at the scene on the stage in confusion.

On the stage, 301 was lying on the ground, twisting and moving like a bug, with its mouth wide open, sucking on the ground while twisting steadily.

After all, he was not a human being. He crawled and twisted forward at a speed that was not slow. In such a short time, he had already sprinted around the stage twice.

If you want to describe it.

Probably a bulldozer.

Audiences:"……"

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

He met the strange gazes of the three people.

"No, no, that's not what I meant when I mentioned it to Nagasawa. I just wanted to get an ordinary vacuum cleaner! Really!! Really!!!"

The host has reacted a little. Although he is not sure whether they should continue in this situation, as a professional host, he still chooses to save the situation.

Of course, before rescuing the scene, he quietly moved away from 301 who was moving his body on the ground to bulldoze... no, vacuuming.

"Wow... That's really awesome. That's right, this classmate is a robot. No, isn't the force value of 301 a bit high? It seems a bit incomplete."

Ji Changze nodded:

"I have also considered this issue. Indeed, 301's weapons may have some lethality, but there is no need to worry because we have also provided other protective functions for him."

The host breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s good to have protective functions, just fine.

He just said it.

After all, he is a student from a well-known university. How could he not know how to protect himself?

Zheng Qinghui below also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Look, Nagasawa still has some sense of proportion."

The host had a smile on his face, and he didn't shy away from Bulldozer 301 when it came to him:

"Then what is the protective function?"

Is it a protective mechanism that will not harm humans?

It's most likely this.

Otherwise, the function of protecting the owner's property is simply a threat to social security.

He is full of confidence.

Ji Changze showed him the spatula in his hand:

"A mechanism to protect the owner's property from damage."

The host's smile froze. He stared helplessly at the spatula in front of him, and heard Ji Changze's faint voice: "301 destroyed the entire house, but the owner's property, the spatula, was not damaged."

host:"……"

Yeah, you know, it destroys a house.

Ji Changze's cold face finally showed a look of satisfaction.

He took out a wet paper towel from his pocket and wiped it on the dusty spatula:

"Look, after cleaning it, it is still as bright as before. Look at the handle of the spatula. There are no small cracks at all. Before taking action, 301 will go through various calculations and choose the right angle before taking action. The owner's property will be You can return it to Zhao intact."

He touched the spatula and said with a slight smile:

"The reason why 301's weapon function is to blast the opponent to dust is to protect the owner's property to the greatest extent. After all, in most cases, no matter how heavy the dust is, it will not cause any damage to the owner's property."

"With 301, when you encounter a robbery situation, you can order it to take action. In this way, not only will your belongings be returned intact, but the robbers can also be captured without any effort."

host:"……"

Audience below: "..."

Is that a case of surrender? ! !

That’s a sky full of ashes, isn’t it? !

Oh no.

The ashes may not be left behind either.

After all, 301 also has the function of [purifying the air].

It can be said that it is a l0ng service of destroying corpses and removing traces, ensuring that no one can find any loopholes.

After Ji Changze finished his introduction, he solemnly followed the instructions of his previous roommates and bowed to the audience:

"We have finished introducing 301. It is a joint work of my roommates and I. This robot will be put on display in the public area later, and we will all explain it online. Finally, we would like to thank Qinghui for proposing various functional designs. If it were not for him, our Robots won’t be this perfect.”

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

He met the strange looks of the three people again.

Zheng Qinghui covered his face.

Why is it always him who takes the blame? !

Cheng Yueyang also covered his face, leaned into Zheng Qinghui's ear and whispered: "What exactly did you tell Nagaze when you asked him to do this function??"

"I……"

Zheng Qinghui thought of what he had said before.

Attack power...the higher, the better.

He covered his face again.

Well, he really has to take the blame for this.

Zhang Zejun is quite optimistic:

"It's okay. Although there is a slight mistake, isn't our 301 amazing? The worst we can do is not make weapons in the future."

After finishing speaking, he saw Qi Yishu still looking at the stage blankly, thinking that the girl was scared because of her timidity, so he quickly comforted:

"Yishu, are you okay? Don't be afraid. Nagasawa said this function can only be used once."

Qi Yishu was awakened by his words. He came back to his senses and began to wave the light stick in his hand with bright eyes:

"Ah ah ah Nagasawa, you are so awesome!!!"

Most of the students are not afraid of tigers as newborn calves, and most of the boys are very interested in weapons. Before, 301 was so lethal that they were frightened. Now that Qi Yishu shouted, 301 stood up quietly and did not move again. They None of them were afraid, everyone whistled and cheered.

“Brother is awesome!!”

"66666!"

Even though there was a little hiccup in the middle of demo 301.

But after watching this demonstration, everyone felt that the first place must be 301.

This is not to mention a competition between students.

Even if you put it nationwide, 301 can still come out on top.

According to the rules of the competition, the jury voted to select the top three in these three days, and the students took their robots back to school.

Zheng Qinghui took out his mobile phone as soon as he returned, and sure enough he saw that there was already a hot post on the school forum.

[Students from our school participated in the robot-making competition and shocked the audience! ! 】

"Hahahahahahaha!! We are famous on the school forum! We are popular!!"

He was so happy that Cheng Yueyang took out his mobile phone: "Damn it! Don't just read the forum, look at Weibo, we are all on trending searches."

Zhang Zejun also turned on his phone to take a look: "The comments all say that our robot is awesome, hehehehe."

The three of them were still students. How could they not be happy when someone praised their robot so much? They immediately sat down at their desks and read the comments.

Ji Changze silently sat in his chair and sent a message to Qi Yishu.

Zheng Qinghui was delighted and raised his head happily: "Our robot is so popular, someone will definitely buy it."

Zhang Zejun nodded: "Yes, the price will still be high."

Cheng Yueyang was extremely excited: "Then do we have to wait for buyers to come?"

Zheng Qinghui is full of confidence:

"Just wait, there will definitely be one. Looking at the whole world, we are also very prominent. Maybe someone else wants to steal it. Isn't that how it is shown in TV dramas?"

Zhang Zejun was helpless: "You should watch less TV series. We haven't asked you yet, what is the sha're:n corpse-destroying function? Why did you ask Nagasawa to add this? Do you know how dangerous it is?"

"I just said that casually. How did I know that Nagasawa really has this ability? Hey, let's not worry about such a trivial matter. Anyway, if someone buys it in the future, we can just disable this function. I think the one that purifies the air The function is quite good, the smog is so heavy now.”

Cheng Yueyang and Zhang Zejun didn't believe him much.

They looked at Zheng Qinghui suspiciously: "We were with Nagasawa during the transformation. Don't talk nonsense to him. Look how big the fuss is this time."

Zheng Qinghui waved his hands and said indifferently: "Isn't this great? If it hadn't been for a big fuss, we wouldn't have been angry. Besides, it wasn't that big of a fuss and the police didn't even come."

——Bang bang.

There was a knock on the door outside.

Zheng Qinghui stood up with a smile: "I'll drive, I'll drive."

He opened the door and froze.

Zheng Qinghui stared blankly at a row of people wearing anti-explosion suits outside. Behind them, there was a row of people holding... those were guns, right? ? Is it a gun? ?

Seeing him open the door, the masked man took out his ID and gave him a look.

"Hello, Ministry of National Defense, please cooperate."

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

Cheng Yueyang saw that there was no movement after he opened the door. He looked up strangely: "Qinghui, who is it?"

Zheng Qinghui: "Probably... it's the police, police/police...",,