Everything Starts From BTTH
Chapter 1170 Brain Teasers
"Mr. Song, just relying on my saber, how can you conclude that I am from outside the territory?"
Fu Junxi didn't want to reveal her identity yet, so after hearing Song Lu's words, she didn't answer directly, but asked instead.
"It was Song who was reckless and punished himself for a cup."
Song Lu heard the words, smiled apologetically, raised his glass, and drank it all in one gulp.
Song Shidao on the side was subconsciously relieved when he heard Fu Junxi's words.
"I don't know, Miss Fu, have you heard of He's jade?"
Song Lu noticed Song Shidao's expression, shook his head secretly in his heart, changed the subject, and probed Fu Junxi again.
"Mr. Song, don't try again, Miss Fu, she is indeed a foreigner, and she is Fu Cailin's high point."
When Xiao Xie saw Song Shidao, with a tangled face, he couldn't help but let out a voice, and cut off Song Shidao's hope.
When Fu Junxi heard the words, Feng Miao glared at Xiao Xie, and some Tsundere hummed: "Hmph, I want you to talk more!"
Song Shidao seemed to have been struck by lightning. He felt dizzy for a while, and his entire face turned pale.
Seeing Song Shidao's lonely appearance, Song Lu couldn't help sighing.
But for Song Shidao, the sooner he knows, the better Fu Junxi's identity will be.
The so-called long pain is worse than short pain, otherwise Song Shidao will be even more sad when he can't extricate himself from love.
...
"Young master, what is this He's jade?"
Wei Zhenzhen felt the awkward atmosphere, so she quickly spoke up and changed the subject.
Hearing this, Xiao Xie drank a glass of wine and said with a smile: "It is said that during the Spring and Autumn Period of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, Bian He, a native of Chu, saw the phoenix in Jingshan, perched on top of the bluestone, and remembered that 'the phoenix never falls without treasure', so he concluded , There must be treasures in this piece of bluestone.
So he decided to dedicate this raw stone to King Li of Chu, but he did not know that the jade carpenters in the Chu court all pointed to Bian Hexian, but it was the ordinary stone. Bian He had his left foot cut off for the crime of deceiving the emperor.
When King Wu of Chu came to the throne, Bian He went to present the treasure again.
Until the time of King Wen of Chu, Bian He held Qingshi and cried bitterly at the foot of Jingshan, until the tears dried up and shed blood.
King Wen was so curious that he ordered people to cut open the pristine stone, and the result was a piece of unrivaled gem that was smooth and crystal clear. "
After Wei Zhenzhen listened to Xiao Xie's story, Liu Mei frowned slightly and couldn't help asking Xiao Xie, "Young master, are you saying this Bian He is stupid? Why didn't he dig the jade out of the bluestone first? Come out, and then present it to King Li of Chu? That way, he doesn't have to, his feet will be chopped off."
"Cough cough cough..."
Song Lu and the others, hearing Wei Zhenzhen's such a different opinion, couldn't help Ichiraku, and were choked on by the drink.
Song Lu and the others had heard the story about Bian and Xianyu before. But they just sighed that the origin of He's jade is extraordinary, and they have never thought about why Bian He is so stupid?
"Hahaha... Maybe this Bian He can't turn his head!"
Hearing this, Xiao Xie couldn't help but hug Wei Zhenzhen into his arms and laughed.
"No brains? What do you mean?"
When Fu Junxi heard Xiao Xie's words, she couldn't help asking curiously.
Not to mention Fu Junxi, even Song Lu and the others, it was the first time they heard the phrase "brain can't turn", they all looked at Xiao Xie with curiosity.
"There is a question called 'brain teasers', which is specially used to test the IQ of others. People who can't turn their brains mean they are stupid."
Xiao Xie's words fell, and suddenly flashed in his mind, a prank idea, smiled and said: "How about I make a few brain teasers to test you?"
"Okay! Okay! I'm sure I can get it right!"
Kou Zhong on the side, heard Xiao Xie's words, and hurriedly called out.
"Then listen carefully. During the Chinese New Year, a family wants to kill a pig and a donkey. Do you want to kill the pig or the donkey first?"
Xiao Xie glanced at Kou Zhong and the others, chuckling lightly.
"What kind of problem is this? How about... kill the pig first?"
When Kou Zhong heard Xiao Xie's words, he was slightly taken aback, and then Kaidō was somewhat uncertain.
"Congratulations...Donkey thinks so too."
"Then I'll kill the donkey first!"
"Pig thinks so too."
Kou Zhong: "..."
"Hahaha... Zhong Shao, you are clearly the one who was rectified by Big Brother Xiao!"
Xu Ziling, who was beside him, couldn't help laughing when he saw Kou Zhong's bitter face.
"Big Brother Xiao, you're clearly trolling me! No matter which one you choose, it's wrong! This one doesn't count. If you choose another one, I'll definitely be able to answer it right."
Seeing Wei Zhenzhen and the others, Kou Zhong covered his mouth and chuckled, he was suddenly embarrassed, and hurriedly asked Xiao Xie to make another brain teaser, so that he would be ashamed.
Xiao Xie heard the words, coughed lightly, and said seriously: "Okay, I will fulfill your wishes, you all listen carefully. There is a hole, the more you want to open it, the more water will flow, what is that? A hole? A special reminder, the answer is a part of the human body."
Kou Zhong has already suffered a loss, so this time, he didn't, rushing to answer, but thinking carefully.
Song Lu and the others also began to think secretly, but gradually, their expressions became strange.
"Big Brother Xiao, the answer to this mystery is not easy to tell in front of everyone, right?"
Kou Zhong glanced at them, Fu Junxi and the others, a little embarrassed, scratched his head and said.
Liu Jing and Wei Zhenzhen couldn't help but spit when they heard Kou Zhong's words, secretly saying that Xiao Xie was not serious, and that he had made such a shameful question.
Fu Junxiu's eyes lit up, and suddenly shouted, "I know the answer, it's the mouth!"
Hearing this, Xiao Xie was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Yes, Miss Fu is really smart, and the answer to the mystery is indeed her mouth."
This kind of dirty, brain teasers, the more dirty people, the easier it is to think wrong.
For women like Fu Junxi, who have never experienced the matter of men and women, it is easier to guess the correct answer.
"Ah? I thought..."
Hearing this answer, Kou Zhong's eyes suddenly widened, and he hurriedly covered his mouth again halfway through his words.
Fu Junxi asked curiously, "What do you think it is?"
"Nothing, nothing..."
When Kou Zhong heard the words, he shook his head like a rattle, secretly calling out a fluke in his heart.
Fortunately, he didn't say the answer he thought, otherwise, it would be embarrassing to die!
Wei Zhenzhen and the others couldn't help but blush when they heard this answer. They all thought just now that they went to another part.
Xiao Xie raised the corners of his mouth with a wicked smile, and asked, "Xiao Zhongzi, do you still want it? Let's guess?"
"One more, I don't believe it, I can't guess any one!"
When Kou Zhong heard Xiao Xie's words, he slapped his hands and shouted as if he was not successful, but he became benevolent.
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