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Chapter 262 Telling Jokes (For Subscription, For Tickets)

Now in addition to Ying Zheng and Xiao Xie, another person has been added, and that is Wei Zhuang. For the domineering of Ying Zheng and Xiao Xie, Wei Zhuang is more like a poisonous snake. You never know where his attack will come from.

When he thought that his every move in the future would be under the watchful eyes of Qilin, Li Si felt his whole body tremble. This kind of killer who is proficient in disguise is the most dangerous, you never know who he will disguise as looks like.

Although Wei Zhuang didn't kill Li Si tonight, it caused a great psychological shadow on Li Si, and he had to be careful with every move in the future.

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"Huh?" After venting for a while, Sheng Qi turned his eyes to Shao Si Ming's direction. When he saw the black-robed man beside Shao Si Ming holding the black eyebrows in his hand, Sheng Qi's eyes showed a strong expression. Fighting intent.

Although Sheng Qi was not in a good mood for not being able to fight with Gai Nie, the presence of a master swordsman also gave Sheng Qi a sense of comfort. Although Shao Siming's strength is very strong, he is not a swordsman after all. For Sheng Qi, he is not a suitable opponent, and the black-robed man with black eyebrows beside Shao Si Ming is not a suitable opponent for Sheng Qi. But a worthy opponent.

"Ah!" Sheng Qi swung a sword towards Xiao Xie with a giant tower in his hand, and a two-meter-sized sword qi, carrying a chilling murderous aura, slashed towards Xiao Xie.

"boom!"

A purple awn flashed past, turning the flying sword energy into nothingness.

"This is?" Sheng Qijian stared at the purple air blade condensed in Xiao Xie's hand with a look of shock.

Shao Siming was also full of surprise, looking at the purple qi blade in Xiao Xie's hand, isn't this the qi gathering blade of the star soul? How could Xiao Xie do it, could it be...

The black eyebrows on Xiao Xie's waist did not draw out the sheath, but blocked Sheng Qi's sword qi with the Qi Gathering Blade. The purple air blade in Xiao Xie's hand pointed at Shengqi, and said jokingly, "Should I call you Shengqi or Chen Sheng!"

"Chen Sheng? This name has not been mentioned for a long time. Who are you?" Sheng Qi's expression changed drastically when he heard Xiao Xie's words. The name Chen Sheng was the name he used when he was in the farmhouse. After being forced to leave the farm, the name was never mentioned again.

"It doesn't matter where I heard it, I just want to make sure, are you looking for your only brother, Wu Guang?" Xiao Xie asked jokingly.

In the previous life, some people had various speculations about the identity of Shengqi and his brother. The most logical one was that Shengqi's original name was Chen Sheng, and his brother was Wu Guang, which was the first farmer in Chinese history. leader of the uprising. First of all, Shengqi is from a farm family, and the reason why he is called Shengqi is not only because he broke out of the prison in the Seven Kingdoms, but also because of his original name, there is a word for Sheng.

Coupled with the urination of Qin Shimingyue's animation, a master like Shengqi can't be a nameless person. It must be adapted from a historically powerful character, so the possibility that Shengqi is Chen Sheng is very high. . Seeing Sheng Qi's reaction also confirmed the fact that Sheng Qi was Chen Sheng.

"Who are you? Do you know where Wu Guang is?" Sheng Qi shouted to Xiao Xie a little excitedly.

"I don't know, I just knew your name and Wu Guang accidentally." Xiao Xie shook his head and said.

"Since you don't tell me, then I'll find the answer myself!" Sheng Qi naturally didn't believe Xiao Xie's words. If he wasn't very familiar with himself and Wu Guang, how could he possibly know these things.

Said Wan Shengqi held the giant tower and rushed towards Xiao Xie, the giant tower carried the momentum of thunder and slashed towards Xiao Xie with a sword.

Seeing this, Xiao Xie said helplessly: "It seems that you won't let us go without knocking you down. In that case, I'm welcome. I hope you can live."

Xiao Xie's internal strength was running rapidly, and the purple qi blade in his hand swung out with a sword, a ten-meter-sized purple sword qi, with an unmatched momentum, slashed at Sheng Qi who was rushing over.

"No, I can't stop it!" Sheng Qi's expression changed greatly, and he quickly blocked Juque in front of him, while he hid behind Juque.

"Boom..." The purple sword qi instantly slashed above the giant tower, and its enormous power flew out together with Sheng Qi, and finally, together with the giant tower and Sheng Qi, slashed into the woods behind them, and the castration continued unabated. , I do not know how many trees were cut off.

"Xiaoyi, let's go!" Xiao Xie ignored Shengqi's life and death and said to Shao Siming next to him.

Shao Siming glanced at Sheng Qi's direction, then nodded lightly.

Xiao Xie's hands were imprinted, and countless leaves condensed a small boat under his feet. Xiao Xie pulled Qianqian's jade hand, who was under the command of his life, and with a thought, the leaf boat carried the two of them into the air and disappeared.

"boom!"

Sheng Qi pushed away the big tree that was pressing on him, smashed it to the ground, and splashed a cloud of smoke.

"Pfft..." Sheng Qi spurted out a mouthful of blood, supported Juque, and half-knelt on the ground. Although Sheng Qi used Juque to block in front of him just now and protected his vital points, Juque could not completely block that. The attack of Dao Jianqi left a huge scar on Sheng Qi's chest, plus the internal injury caused by being smashed and flew out just now, in a short time, Sheng Qi was unable to touch people.

"What a terrible guy, what a powerful sword energy!" Sheng Qi looked at the direction Xiao Xie was leaving, and muttered to himself, but his eyes were full of fighting intent, and he was never afraid of the strength of his opponent. , he was only afraid that he would not find a strong opponent, and Xiao Xie was so lucky for Sheng Qi.

"Xiaoyi, can I give you a few jokes?" Xiao Xie turned his head to face him, and said Shao Siming, who was sitting quietly on the boat.

Shao Si Mingmei stared at Xiao Xie for a while, then nodded slowly.

"You know Ying Zheng, why can he rule the world?" Xiao Xie asked Shao Si Ming with a smile.

Shao Si Ming was stunned for a moment, then shook his head.

Xiao Xie said with a smile: "That's because one day, when Ying Zheng was young, he met a fairy, and the fairy said to Ying Zheng, 'I can make you a wish.'

Ying Zheng thought about it and said, 'I want to rule the world! ’

The immortal shook his head and said, 'This wish is too big to experiment, so you can change it! ’

Then Ying Zheng said to the immortal, 'Then you make me more handsome! ’

As a result, the immortal looked at Ying Zheng for a long time, then sighed and said, 'Let's talk about the matter of domination of the world! ’”

After listening to Xiao Xie's words, Shao Siming was stunned for a while, and finally understood, how ugly Ying Zheng is! Making him handsome is even more difficult than dominating the world. Shao Siming's jade lips under the white veil curved into a beautiful arc, and a pair of beautiful purple eyes also completed the crescent moon.

After Shao Si Ming's laughter stopped, Xiao Xie continued: "A farmer went to the forest and met a group of monkeys. He asked one of them: 'What do you do every day?' The monkey said: 'Eating, sleeping, and making beans 'He asked another one: 'What do you do every day?' The monkey also said: 'Eating, sleeping, and making peas.' I met a little monkey, very cute, so I asked it: 'Little boy, what do you do every day?' The little penguin said: 'Eat and sleep.' The scientist was stunned, and then asked: 'Why don't you make peas? ?' The little monkey said: 'Because I am Doudou.'"

After listening to this joke, Shao Siming's originally calm face was restored, and he was like a hundred flowers blooming in an instant, smiling like a flower.

"Xiaoyi, the way you look when you smile is very beautiful!" Xiao Xie approached Shao Siming and gently lifted the veil on her face.

Shao Siming, who was taken off the veil, revealed an alluring face, and looked at the veil in Xiao Xie's hands with some astonishment. She was stunned by Xiao Xie's sudden action.

Xiao Xie held Shao Siming's pretty face lightly in both hands, leaned over to Shao Siming's jade lips painted with lavender lip gloss, and kissed it gently, feeling Shao Siming's somewhat stiff body.

Xiao Xie raised his head, looked at Shao Siming tenderly, and said seriously, "Xiaoyi, I love you."

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